[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

"Joyce, it's you."

To be honest, when Captain America called him in such an affirmative tone, Joyce really wanted to cover his face and answer him no, you mistook the person, I am Zero.

But the bleak reality is that he will not turn green, and he will not be able to learn the cool and domineering personality that is born with a sense of second nature.And it seems that Zero will be better than him, and he will be taught to be a man by this American benchmark.

Yes, he was not wrong, and he did not imply.

It is literally teaching to be a man.

"If I disappeared from your sight in a second, can you pretend that you never met me today?"

Even such words of confession were uttered in despair.Deadpool stared at the undisguised fear in his roommate's tone, and really wanted to shake his collar and shout, Hani, wake up, your calm and murderous character is broken! !

Why is Captain America so scary? !Don't you like this sweet blonde! ! !

And it turns out that Joyce is really... not good.

"It's wrong to escape from the facts, especially the facts that are already in front of your eyes." Picking up Rocky Meow, who was froze in his palm with one hand, Steve shook his head, breaking the beautiful memory of the former killer classmate without hesitation. Fantasy: "And I have something to ask you. Even if you run away now, I can catch up, believe it?"

... He believed it, why didn't he believe it.

Don't ask him why he is so sure, this is a lesson he has learned through blood and tears, and it is also one of the biggest black stories in his life.

I don't know what I thought of, Joyce's expression became even more indescribable.And before he really said anything, Steve had roughly figured out the reason why the two and the cat ran so fast, and under the professional ethics of a superhero, he skillfully suppressed all the resistance of Rocky Meow , and said sincerely to Joyce: "You know he's not a real cat, right?"

"..."

Joyce originally wanted to say that he didn't know, but the pig teammate Deadpool next to him couldn't hold back the captain's arrogance, and had already nodded and betrayed him, causing the former killer to admit aggrievedly that he had indeed known for a long time what's going on.

"So, when did you find him? Why didn't you tell us?"

Eyes as blue as the sea are beautiful, but when the other party stares straight at him, he just wants to take off his roommate's hood to cover his face.Joyce endured the silent gaze of Captain America for a while, but finally couldn't hold back, with a sad expression on his face... Pushed Deadpool out: "Tell him."

Deadpool: "..." But what did I do wrong again, to be your scapegoat?

Although he was very shameless about the behavior of the other party, neither of them could be provoked by Deadpool. He could only bite the bullet and stand between Joyce and Steve, acting as a concrete pier for isolation.And racked their brains to describe this incident as perfect as possible, neither leaving Captain America with the illusion that they wanted to go to heaven if they didn't report it, nor making their roommate sound like a stupid x who wants to kill cats.

This is an errand that not only requires brains, but also kills.

Deadpool, who had never been wronged like this, was in great pain.

"So, you want to raise Loki?"

Roughly understanding the whole story from the narration about convenience, Steve glanced at Thor's younger brother, who was in his hand, with an obvious expression of wanting to laugh: "What should we do, Sol is still in a hurry at the Avengers Building. Waiting for news."

Of course, hurry up and take me back to your broken apartment, as far away from that stupid hammer as long as you can! !

For a split second, the fear of Thor overwhelmed the stigma of being a cat, and Loki mewed at Joyce, scratching the air with his tiny paws.

What are you waiting for, human!Take my god away from this guy, meow! ! !

However, Joyce, who was more psychologically shadowed by Steve, took half a step back, and his attitude was completely different from his attitude of throwing away his roommate and wanting to raise a cat 10 minutes ago: "You are free to take it back, I have already There is Wade to raise."

Deadpool: Oh shit!

Loki: "..." That's not what you said last night meow!

Feeling the hypocrisy of human beings in his shoes, the God of Mischief remembered Joyce in his heart.The smile in his eyes had already spread to the corner of his mouth. Steve coughed lightly, softened his brows and eyes as much as possible, and spoke in his most gentle tone, as if he wanted to fuck a tall and kind person in the other person's heart, but let Joyce call him directly. I shivered.

"In that case, I'll send Loki back to the Avengers Building first." He nodded to the two, and mainly said to Joyce: "If you are fine, wait for me here? I think we should Have a good chat."

It's a suggestion that speaks to Joyce's heart, not the 'talk' part, but the 'wait for me here', a godsend opportunity to escape.But before the former killer classmate put his joy on his face, Steve, who had already understood his essence, opened his mouth again, and accurately grasped his weakness: "Or if you are going to run, mind giving me the number first." me?"

mind.

Almost blurted out like this.But Joyce knows very well that even if he can hide for a while, Captain America will use his four times his stubbornness and preaching to get the result he wants sooner or later.Don't ask him how he knew this, the facts are hard to look back on, he really felt sorry for his young self at that time... and Zero.

"I feel like I should have the freedom to say no."

Slowly taking out the mobile phone and putting it into the other party's hand, watching him unskillfully store the numbers of both parties into each other's mobile phones, Joyce said so unlovingly.

"Then I have the freedom to call you." Blinking, Steve smiled and replied: "I can do this all day long."

... At this time, don't tell me your classic lines, okay! !

Joyce almost slammed the phone in his face.

And after scouring the fragile nerves of the former killer, Steve grabbed the back of Rocky Meow's neck and walked away easily as if he had completed something on his mind. Looking at his back, it seemed that he could float up in the next second, as if Found the long-lost silly son...huh?

"He can't be yours too, which father?"

Standing next to the roommate silently watching for a while, no matter how you look at it, you feel that the atmosphere between the two is not right.Deadpool counted, and finally Fu Ling came to a rare and reliable conclusion: "Father or future?"

"What do you think?"

Glancing at the other party with a '=-=' expression, Joyce slapped him on the head: "If my dear, why am I so tired looking for Hydra everywhere?" Get rid of the shadow of death, take Zero to the sky, and reach the pinnacle of life, okay?

Oh right.

After thinking about it, I found that this is indeed the truth.Deadpool turned his head, just about to continue asking questions, but found that his roommate had already turned and left.His back looked extremely heavy, as if he was suddenly burdened with something he shouldn't have at his age.

Deadpool:"……"

Wait, didn't you recognize a father again?

"not good at all."

Glaring at him resentfully, Joyce heaved a long sigh.On his journey to find his father, he is nothing more than a successor to those superheroes whose genes have been copied. Who has inherited his paternal genes? It's fine to draw a tube of blood to save his life. He doesn't need to find a father for himself, and the other party may not be willing to have a son who is a killer.Their intersection is only limited to similar DNA, other than that, no one owes each other, and no one will disturb anyone's life.This should have been such an easy plan for both parties.

But Captain America doesn't like that.

……

Steve Rogers was the first superhero Joyce was able to confirm that Hipaw transplanted the other's genetic sample to himself.

This matter is actually not difficult to understand.Captain America and Hydra are well-known sworn enemies. For so many years, Hipaw has been obsessed with replicating serum, more or less because of Steve.In addition, he is indeed the only super soldier and representative of superheroes so far. Even if Joyce is a fool, he also knows that Hydra has come up with such a crazy Z plan. The genetic sample of Captain America is definitely an experiment. first choice.

Don't talk about it, only Joyce knows about the internal transformation project of Hipaw, and half of it is related to Captain America's serum.

It's just a group of qualified idiots.

Joyce was still working for Hipaw when he and Steve first met.At that time, Joyce had already started planning to escape from this black coal mine, and Hydra may or may not have found out, but the fact is that they did not know what to do, and sent countless ancestors to 'Zero' to follow, but there was never anyone Able to complete the task - assassinate Captain America.Even if you can't kill, you have to make people feel uncomfortable, which perfectly interprets the self-cultivation of a black fan.

Joyce scoffed at that.Hydra may have sensed what's wrong with 'Zero' recently, and wants to test his loyalty. Killing his old enemy is probably just a icing on the cake, and it doesn't hurt.The main function of the two special forces sent to Joyce is not to deal with Steve, but to deal with Zero who may attack.But that didn't bother him much.On the contrary, Joyce even felt that since he already wanted to leave, he should take this opportunity to run away from Heypaw.I can completely slack off my work, and wait for Captain America to compete with the Special Forces to reap the benefits of the fisherman. It is not a matter of minutes to escape.

So he went happily, and led a group of hi-paw agents with their teeth and claws to ambush Steve who was going home at night.In order to allow Captain America to use his combat power to hold back the special forces for him, he also specially picked the time when the opponent went out with a shield.It was a painstaking effort.

Originally, Joyce's plan was to take advantage of the scuffle between the two parties, and he wanted to catch a fish, and then ran away.But the problem is that he didn't overestimate Hipaw's special forces, but seriously underestimated the combat effectiveness that Captain America might have.Before he finished touching the fish, there were already moaning and whimpering agents lying around him, and he and Steve were the only ones standing face to face, one of them waiting in line and the other full of bewildered faces.

Joyce: "..." Could you be any more useless?

Not prepared for the scene at all, the killer who was about to run away was stunned in place.And after staring at Steve for a while, Joyce, who saw that the other party was going to be unable to hold back and did not want to fight at all, didn't even think about it. He lowered his center of gravity and took a deep breath. The moment the husband threw the shield over, he didn't even think about making a show, he just turned his head, turned around, and ran away in one go.

Steve ran after him without thinking.

Then?

Then he was chased and beaten by Captain America.