Shit shovel officer come and feed me

On the side of the street where people come and go, Li Peng and He Shuang watched the young man bite the chicken leg, chewed it twice, took another bite, spit out the bone, and were stunned.

He looks very lean, how can he be so edible!

After eating the last chicken leg, the young man imitated others and threw all the bags containing the bones into a nearby trash can. He turned his head to look at Li Peng and He Shuang, and said with crooked eyes, "Let's go."

He Shuang really wanted to say, no, we won't leave.

But when she saw those clear, black and white eyes, she couldn't say anything.

Who can refuse such a young man who is ignorant of the world, has clear eyes like a child and is very good-looking?

Anyway, she can't because of her looks.

But it seemed impossible for her to bring such a young man to an Internet cafe, so she could only patiently explain that what Li Peng said about eating chicken refers to a game, not real eating chicken.

To be honest, she felt that she had never been so patient with her apprentice.

The young man looked a little depressed, "So there is no chicken leg to eat?"

He Shuang: "...no more." You still owe me eleven drumsticks.

Well, the young man nodded, quickly accepted the fact, and then continued to ask the question, "What exactly is an ID card?"

He Shuang was stuck, she asked her little friend for help, only to find that he was playing with his mobile phone, she bumped into Li Peng, "Can you explain to him?"

"Hmm..." Li Peng paused for a while, looked at the phone and read: "...the ID card is a citizenship certificate used to prove that you live in the People's Republic of China..."

Youth: (°ο°)

It took him a long time to sort out a few pieces of information from Li Peng's pile of words.

First of all, the ID card is used to prove his identity, without the ID card he is a criminal.Secondly, ID cards are used in many places and occasions, such as registering for marriage, registering for school, going to Internet cafes, and opening rooms...

Generally speaking, the ID card has many uses, and without it, it is basically impossible for everyone to move forward.

The undocumented young man pondered for a while, and heaved a long sigh when he heard the two people on the opposite side discussing in low voices whether he had mental problems and considered sending him to the police station.

Then, with a single finger lift, the memory of the two of them was erased, and by the way, he added a blindfold to himself, hiding his sense of existence.

The two who had their memories erased were lost for a moment, and after recovering, they ignored the good-looking young man.

He Shuang: "Open black?"

Li Peng: "Let's go!"

So the two turned around to buy a drink and went to the Internet cafe.

The young man breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that integrating into human life was more difficult than he imagined, and he was exposed so early. Fortunately, the two didn't think much about it.

The mind of eating and drinking suddenly became much less, and he started to stop and go on the street to collect information.

After a day, the young man was completely silent.

For humans, what is necessary, ID card, and then money.

You have to pay for food!

After observing many human beings, the young man has a little understanding of the life of human beings in the human world:

You have to pay for food and food.

Mobile phones are really versatile and can do a lot of things.

The Taoist priest who scared him before was fake and staged.

In addition...he can't read the characters of the human world.

In the human world, he is illiterate.

youth:"……"

Feeling that sharp ears had popped out of his head uncontrollably, he raised his hand to touch it, and returned to Professor Xiang's house resignedly.

When he arrived at the door, the fluffy snow-white fluffy tail behind him also popped out uncontrollably, the demon power in his body was almost exhausted, and it was almost impossible to maintain the effect similar to invisibility.

The tragedy is that the man has returned at this moment, and he is very familiar with the fluctuation of the aura field in the house.

To make matters worse, the man seemed to be still looking for him, or "the cat".

The young man with animal ears and tail at the door was in a dilemma when he heard the man inside the house calling again and again.

Let's go in now and pretend not to go out, he is really afraid that the man with ample aura around him will break his eyesight and see his ears and tail.Don't go in, the man seems to be looking for him very anxiously, moving the table and the sofa.

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He dawdled and waited at the door for a long time, and the man finally returned to the bedroom after he had returned to his original form. It seemed that he didn't intend to search around the house.

He just opened the door a small crack and got in. The man didn't notice that he was back, and sat motionless on the bed in the bedroom.

Mao Tuanzi glanced around the room, and finally landed on Duobaoge, which was close to the ceiling.

He was very careful, trying not to make any noise, climbed to the top floor of Duobaoge, huddled himself into a ball, and meowed softly.

In the sleeping room, Xiang Ru propped his forehead with his hands, his brows were tightly frowned, and he didn't hear it.

Mao Tuanzi's voice was a little louder, and he tried his best to make his voice vibrate, and then meowed again.

The man made a move this time, and Mao Tuanzi breathed a sigh of relief.

Should be able to fool around.

……

Xiang Ru listened intently to the faint voice in the room, walked up to Duobaoge, and looked up.

The snow-white and fluffy group squatted on the top of Duobaoge, trembling slightly, meowing uneasy and frightened, his eyes lit up a little when he saw him, and the meowing was urgent, as if he was urging him to rescue him quickly. .

At this moment, he finally let go of his worry, and he took out the stool and carefully hugged the milk cat that had climbed to the high place.

"...How did you get up there?" The man with a stern expression nodded the milk cat's head with his fingertips.

Mao Tuanzi meowed, his four claws firmly hooked on the man's clothes, trembling, he burrowed into the man's arms, looking quite frightened.

"Now you know how to be afraid?" Xiang Ru sighed, and took the milk cat into his arms, "Don't climb so high in the future."

Otherwise, how could he explain to the young man.

I don't know if it was to comfort him who was scared, or because he was afraid that he would starve to death after watching him stay up there all day, when the man was making dinner, he was finally willing to give him an extra meal - he added an extra egg.

One poached egg, one fried egg.

Mao Tuanzi squatted in front of the cat bowl, staring at the exclusive dinner in front of him, silent.

Compared with before, there has been progress!

At least it's not cat food and cat rice, it's upgraded to two eggs.

This made him unable to find a suitable reason to shake the pot.

Seeing the gluttonous Mao Tuanzi staring at the food but not moving, Xiang Ru squatted down and looked at him worriedly, "Still scared?"

"No..." Mao Tuanzi meowed weakly.

"It's okay." Xiang Ru thought for a long time, and finally hugged the soft fur ball in his arms, and comforted him: "Next time we won't climb so high, it's very dangerous..."

Hearing the words, the hairy dumpling who was hugged full of arms gave the man a blank look, changed himself into a comfortable position, and collapsed into the man's arms, allowing him to massage him.

He wants to eat chicken legs, as well as those delicious and delicious duck necks, cold skewers, egg-filled pancakes, bobo fish, small hot pots and various barbecues outside...

It was because of the delicious food that he had tasted, and now that he was back to the days when he was only fed eggs, he felt a bit of a gap in his heart.

I'm even thinking about how to tell the man in my dream tonight.

But...why did a man have to do it for him?

Mao Tuanzi was still thinking, when a small piece of fried egg was brought to his mouth by the man, and he opened his mouth to eat that piece of fried egg.

In fact, the food outside is not bad, and men can make fried eggs better than outside, maybe they can’t cook other things...

A mouthful of fried egg was brought to his mouth again, and the Maotuanzi continued to swallow it.

So he wants to eat delicious food, as long as he has money.

Well, I still have to find a way to learn to read and play with mobile phones...

……

At night.

Professor Xiang, who was looking forward to the young man's arrival, finally saw the familiar figure, with black hair and blue eyes, dressed in a white robe, under the pink and white begonias and cherry blossoms, as if he had stepped out of a painting.

But when the young man saw him, he asked, "How did you know how to read?"

The next question is - "How can I have a lot of money right away?"

Xiang Ru was a little dazed by these two questions, and went through many circles in his mind. Finally, he hesitated and asked, "Is there a child in the family who wants to be enlightened?"

The handsome young man was surprised for a moment, nodded, picked a branch of cherry blossoms from one side and played with it in his hand, and calmly accepted the background that the man made up for him, "I think... let him at least learn to read..."

If he didn't know him, he wouldn't even know what kind of food was densely packed on the signs in those shops.

Xiang Ru pondered for a while. He thought that young people were students, so he was troubled by a child's enlightenment. There was a high probability... he didn't know which kindergarten to choose for the child?

So Professor Xiang told the young man about all the kindergartens in this city that he knew, and when he saw the young man's bewildered expression, his heart moved, "I recommend you to let him go to Lianxin Kindergarten."

The young man who was all entangled in the word infant nodded indiscriminately, "Hmm..."

"Lianxin Kindergarten is very close to the new and old campuses, and the conditions of the school are not bad. Many young teachers in our school send their children to that kindergarten..." Xiang Ru suggested.

Then he pretended to ask casually, "Who is the enlightened person?"

The young man's heart skipped a beat, he was a little afraid that a man would lose face if he found out that he was illiterate, so he replied firmly: "My brother."

Xiang Ru nodded, thinking of the second question asked by the young man, "You recently..."

The young man looked at him suspiciously.

"Are you short of money?" Xiang Ru asked carefully, he was afraid that the young man in front of him would not like it.

Fortunately, young people are not human beings, so they don't feel offended by this question.He nodded honestly, put his head on the table that appeared out of nowhere, and said sadly: "Without money, I can't eat delicious food."

"I want to eat hot pot, I want to eat skewers, I want to eat fried chicken..."

Although he can try turning stone into gold, it is only an illusion after all, and it will always be noticed by humans in the end, it is not an expedient measure.And it seems that human beings don't use gold, they use colorful banknotes, or they use mobile phones...

It never occurred to me that young people might just be Professor Xiang who doesn't have enough money to live on: "..."

He had made up a lot of things in his head, such as the young family member was seriously ill, he had to take care of his young brother, and he was short of money, etc., but it turned out that the cost of living was too high and he couldn't eat delicious food...

Facing this result, Xiang Ru couldn't laugh or cry, "Why don't you try to find a part-time job?"