Shit shovel officer come and feed me

Mao Tuanzi clawed down, but he still remembered to restrain his strength, so he patted lightly, leaving no conspicuous mark on the man's face.

The handsome man pinched Mao Tuanzi's paws, pressed the meat ball, and rubbed his hairy head, then got up to wash and make breakfast.

Mao Tuanzi also walked slowly to the door of the kitchen, anticipating that he would be able to eat well-cooked and delicious food later, and he was very much looking forward to it.

The food in the human world is well cooked, especially the meat, it won't be bloody or smelly when bitten down, he likes it.

Of course, he would have liked it even more if it was roasted chicken legs.

In the end, there was no roast chicken leg or meat, only a pot of cat food and a fried egg without salt.

Mao Tuanzi also compared the two breakfasts:

Fruit oatmeal VS clear water, clear water is completely defeated.

Buttered toast VS cat food, cat food is a complete failure.

Eggs Benedict VS fried eggs, fried eggs are a complete failure.

Oh, man's mouth, deceitful ghost.

The dream said so nicely, but he was only willing to give him a fried egg, did you think he would be happy?

He squinted his eyes, looked at the man dangerously, then lowered his head and ate the fried egg completely, without touching the cat food and water.

Xiang Ru finished his breakfast and saw that the milk cat only ate fried eggs. He stroked his chin and thought for a while, then began to close all the windows of the room, even the bathroom.

After closing the window, he clapped his hands, took the milk cat into his arms and stroked it, "Be good at home, huh?"

"Come back at noon and make something delicious for you."

After holding the cat, washing his hands, and tidying up his clothes, Xiang Ru went out to class, looking in a good mood.

It is said that the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. Mao Tuanzi, who had never experienced such deep disappointment, squatted at the door and watched the man close the door and leave.

Half an hour later, the closed door opened, and a young man with long hair and blue eyes came out.

The young man stood at the door, lifted up his slightly longer sleeves, transformed his long hair into short hair, transformed himself into a pair of shoes, and went downstairs.

Mr. Li went upstairs carrying round red tomatoes and green spinach, and when he saw the familiar hem, he instinctively called out, "Xiao Xiang..."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he looked up and saw the young man's face, scratched his head in doubt, and realized that he had made a mistake, so he pretended nothing happened, and slowly went upstairs.

Human beings are weak and not a threat!

The young man who came to this conclusion turned to the side, making way for the skinny old man.

The feeling of standing outside in human form is really quite different.The corner of the young man's mouth curled, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, feeling the morning breeze.

Then he sneezed.

He rubbed his nose and looked to the side to see the pink flowers of the begonias and cherry blossoms one by one, you squeeze me, I squeeze you, the clusters are so lively.

He walked over to pick a crabapple branch, and as soon as he took it in his hand and sniffed it, he was stopped by a security guard in black, "Hey, that classmate... What about you, what kind of flowers are you picking?"

The young man looked at the pink and white flower branch in his hand, and when he looked up, the security guard had already walked in front of him.

The security guard looked very serious when he saw the flower branch in his hand, but when he saw the face of the young man looking up, he swallowed what he was about to say again.

"You...you have nothing to do to make flowers." The security guard talked to you for a long time, but what he said didn't mean any accusations at all.

"Can't it be folded?" The young man looked at the person in front of him with some doubts.

"If everyone thinks this flower is beautiful, if you pick one, I'll pick another, and the tree will be bald...that's so ugly." Seeing the ignorant and innocent eyes of a child, the security guard with a lovely son at home really couldn't say no. Say something nasty.

Just keep emphasizing:

You can't pick flowers, no matter how beautiful they are!

The tree belongs to the school, and picking flowers is uncivilized!

The young man blinked, but he didn't feel that this person was malicious towards him, so he let out an oh.

The security guard froze for a moment, "Then what, forget it this time...don't pick it up in the future."

The young man nodded, "Yes."

The security guard breathed a sigh of relief, and walked towards the patrol scooter, telling him as he walked, "Don't pick it up from now on."

After stepping on the scooter, just after walking not far, the security guard suddenly said "Fuck..." with the expression on his face as if he had seen a ghost.He was puzzled in his heart, such a big boy, why did he feel that the other party looked like a three-year-old child at that time.

The young man took the flower branch, turned it left and right, and said to himself: "Humans can't even pick a flower branch?"

"very pitiful."

He reattached the flower branches to the tree and walked outside the school.There is still a subtle difference between the perspective of a human form and that of a beast, so he walked slowly, looking around curiously while walking.

This flower is quite beautiful, I don’t know if the nectar is good to eat, this tree is quite big, I can sleep in the sun in the future...

This... this smells delicious!

The young man who slowly checked his surroundings was soon fascinated by the scent, and his steps were involuntarily faster, and he soon came to the source of the scent.

——In front of a familiar barbecue stand.

The roasting booth is not big, and the stall owner stands in front of the booth, holding up several sticks and putting them on. The sticks are all chicken legs and duck legs, chicken wings and duck wings that have been rubbed with spices...

Put the iron stick on it, and the chicken legs and wings on the top will be grilled by the charcoal fire below, and the oil will soon drip and change color, and the fragrance will gradually spread. It has a bright copper-like color, and the taste is very attractive.

"Boss, give me a chicken leg, spicy..."

"I want two chicken legs, one with cumin and one with spicy..."

"Boss, give me one too..."

The food stall outside the university has never been short of customers, and the stalls are crowded.

The greedy young man stared at the roasted chicken leg, reluctant to take his eyes off, and followed one person and shouted, "A chicken leg, spicy..."

The young man got the chicken legs in a small paper bag, but didn't leave right away.

The people in front of him all took the chicken leg with one hand, and handed that kind of mobile phone to the boss with the other, "Boss, take a look..."

He also took the drumsticks, but he didn't have a cell phone.

Emmm...

The young man who just took a bite of the chicken leg just froze in place. He originally planned to leave, but as long as anyone who took a chicken leg or chicken wing made such a movement, he would have noticed something.

Is this some strange ritual?

He frowned and didn't even bite the chicken leg.

"Brother dei, don't tell me you forgot your phone again?" A hand was on his shoulder.

His body tensed immediately, and he was just about to shake off the man's hand, when he heard this, he turned his head and looked over, it was a familiar girl, so he didn't move.

He Shuang sighed, "You're too careless, go out with your mobile phone..." She saw the face turned away, got stuck, and finally finished the whole sentence, "I don't bring it."

The young man didn't speak.

He Shuang recognized the wrong person, put his hand down in embarrassment, then decisively took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code to pay the bill, "Let me help you pay for it first."

She is calm on the surface, but in fact, she has already swiped the screen in her heart——

It's so embarrassing to admit the wrong person...

This little brother is so handsome and manly!

Six yuan for a shoulder pat doesn't feel bad!

She even wanted to take another shot, and guessed silently in her heart: Next, this little brother should ask me for my contact information so that I can pay back the money, so should I leave my phone number or Penguin WeChat?

Seeing He Shuang's operation, the young man opened his mouth.

Come, come, he should ask me for my contact information next, He Shuang took a deep breath: Hold on, don't panic, don't show strange expressions!

"So can I go now?"

He Shuang: "? Huh?"

The young man took a big bite of the chicken leg, chewed it twice and then swallowed it. He pointed to the boss, "Show him, I should be able to leave, right?"

He saw that those people showed their mobile phones to the boss, and then left.

He Shuang: Meow?Meow meow?Meow meow meow?

Shouldn't the normal development be that you say thank you first, and then leave your contact information later so that you can pay back the money?

What I said was to help you pay in advance, not to ask you...

He Shuang looked at the young man in front of him who looked too good-looking to be real, and his heart was complicated. This reaction and behavior could no longer be summed up by the word straight man.

She was speechless for a long while.

The young man quickly gnawed a chicken leg and spat out the bone into the bag. He touched his belly, then looked at the barbecue stall and asked He Shuang: "I want some more, do you want to show him one more time?" ?”

Confused by the beauty, He Shuang nodded without thinking.

Except for Professor Xiang, she has never seen such a good-looking person in reality.

Anyway, a chicken drumstick cost six yuan, so she treated him as if she had invited him to eat, and it was only the price of kryptonite.

The beautiful boy eats chicken drumsticks, she looks at the beautiful boy, um, he is so beautiful...

The next second—

"Boss, give me ten more." The young man thought for a while, "One for each flavor, and the others must be spicy."

He is afraid that the cumin sweet and sour honey juice will not taste good, so let's taste it one by one...

He Shuang who lost a 6 just after scanning the QR code: "..."

She looked at the young man who was seriously waiting for the chicken legs, and was moved to tears silently by the beauty. She turned her head and added a 6 after the 0, fingerprinted and paid.

She must, must let the young man pay back the next 60 yuan!

Mystery does not change fate, krypton does not save Fei... Ten thousand years of single dog, krypton six yuan is enough to see the beauty, krypton sixty krypton six hundred to sixty-six million is impossible to have a boyfriend.

He must be paid back!

You have to pay for your good looks!

"You're here. I've got my ID card. Let's go, get black." Li Peng, who had just returned to his dormitory to get his ID card, finally found He Shuang and walked over.

He Shuang looked away from the young man's face, and fell on the fat and not tall Li Peng, silently.

Was I blinded by oily smoke just now?Why do you think this young man who is good-looking enough to enter the entertainment circle is his little partner who is a gangster?

It's all about the black coat!

"Where are you going?" The young man staring at the grill turned his head vigilantly and looked at Li Peng, for fear that he would pull He Shuang away.

What if he still wants to eat after eating these ten, and no one shakes his phone in front of the boss?

Li Peng looked at the young man with a complicated expression, then looked at himself, and wondered why there was such a big difference between the black coats of the same style.

He didn't think much, and thought that the young man was someone He Shuang knew, "Go to the Internet cafe to eat chicken, do you want to go together?"

Hearing about eating chicken, the young man's eyes lit up. He liked the invitation, so he nodded decisively.

"Have you brought your ID card?" He Shuang asked suddenly, expecting a person who doesn't even have a mobile phone to bring his ID card?

She had no hope of that.

Sure enough, the young man showed a puzzled expression.

"What's an ID card?" He asked sincerely.

The young man's eyes are so clear that it can be seen that he is genuinely puzzled rather than joking or playing a prank.

He Shuang and Li Peng looked at each other, and the same thought flashed in their hearts: Is this person a fool?