Shit shovel officer come and feed me
Chapter 25 Two hair balls
Seeing the young man frowned and finished eating little by little, he felt a little itchy and inexplicably distressed.
After eating the Maotuanzi, he licked his lips, looked at Xiang Ru who didn't know what he was thinking, and was a little curious, "Why don't you sleep well every night?"
Every night... Xiang Ru caught the word and took a deep look at the young man.Maybe it was because the young man's eyes were too clear, they were just curious, or maybe it was because of the secretly surging emotions in his heart, he told the young man what he didn't want to mention at this moment.
He started having sleepless nights a few years ago, and it doesn't seem very accurate to say that he can't sleep at night, and he just doesn't sleep well in general.
As soon as he closed his eyes, he would fall into all kinds of unimaginable dreams, but after waking up, he couldn't remember what he dreamed of, leaving only palpitations.Sometimes, he would fall into hallucinations, always feeling that he saw some mirages, and when he reached out to touch, he would only touch nothing.
At the beginning, he refused to close his eyes all night long. Later, his body couldn't take it anymore, so he asked someone to hypnotize him and swallowed a lot of Valium. He even hoped that he would never wake up.
It is said that there is an interrogation method that keeps the prisoner awake. At that time, he felt that he was the prisoner who was not allowed to sleep, but he didn't know what mistake he had made, and who was the interrogator.
"It's like experiencing nightmares in another world every night." Xiang Ru concluded: "Gradually, I began to doubt what is real and what is fake... I always feel that this world is illusory, like a A beautiful crystal ball, when you open it, it is nothingness..."
The young man pursed his lips. He seemed to have heard something similar somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"Then are you feeling better now?" Seeing the man frowning unconsciously, the young man asked worriedly.
"It's much better." Xiang Ru met the young man's gaze, and his heart warmed up. "After coming to this school, the symptoms have been relieved a lot. Now...at least it looks like a normal person."
That's good, the young man nodded, recalling in his mind where exactly he had heard such a thing.
"Alan..." Xiang Ru called out.
It took the young man a long time to realize that Ah Lan was calling him, he tilted his head, "What's wrong?"
Xiang Ru was a little embarrassed. He dreamed that the young man acted like a baby to him, dreamed that they were married, dreamed that they were like a pair of close lovers...but those, after thinking about it, seemed to be just dreams.
The young man in front of him at this moment is more like a real person.
He has many questions he wants to ask the youth: Who is a youth?Why at night, as long as he dreams about the young man, he can be protected from those nightmares, and... why are there some subtle differences between the young man in the dream?
But in the end, he just asked an irrelevant question: "Where... do you live?"
"At school." The young man asked without thinking, and then he realized that he was actually living in a man's house, so he fell silent.
"Dongshan University?"
"Yes." The young man was silent for a while, making mistakes.
In fact, he didn't lie, he just concealed some things.
Xiang Ru's fingers clenched tightly, wanting to ask something more, but before he could speak, the young man's eyes lit up, and then he looked up at him hesitantly, "Have you... seen a cat?"
"White, with eyes like mine, very cute cat."
As soon as the young man finished speaking, a fur ball appeared in the air, white and blue-eyed, exactly the same as the one Xiang Ru brought back.
"Is this cat yours?"
"Uh..." The young man looked away guiltily, not daring to look at the man, "It's mine."
Xiang Ru stared, waiting for his next words.
The young man scratched the air uneasily, and began to make up things, "He got lost accidentally, I've been looking for him..."
"It's at my house now. Since it's your cat, you can tell me your address, and I'll send it back sometime." Xiang Ru thought that the young man was probably a student, renting a classroom apartment on campus, and continued to disappear without a trace Set up the address.
The young man was not very happy when he heard this, he swallowed, "No... no, just let him stay with you."
He straightened out his thoughts, and tried to make his tone match that of an ordinary human who raised a small animal, "I don't know how to cook, so I can't take care of it well...Since you raised it, do you want to continue raising it?"
After accepting this setting, his next words became much smoother. Knowing that the man might be a bit of a clean freak, he said, "He doesn't shed his hair casually, and he also loves to be clean. He won't make the house dirty..."
"That's... I like to eat more."
Xiang Ru originally planned to increase the amount of cat food for that cat, and nodded when he heard this sentence, "Then I will feed more in the future."
The young man's expression was indescribable, and he said without love: "He doesn't like cat food."
The arc of Xiang Ru's mouth was pressed down.
"I don't like eating cat food either."
Xiang Ru was silent.
"He likes to eat about the same as me, and his appetite...is the same."
Xiang Ru supported his forehead, "Does it like to eat barbecue?"
The young man nodded.
"Skewers?"
"Ah."
"Like big fish, big meat, spicy and delicious?"
The young man nodded again.
Xiang Ru: "..."
It's not surprising... Judging from the posts posted by my cousin, I know that the cat likes to eat food that is heavy in salt and taste.
but……
"For cats, these foods are not healthy." Xiang Ru said with difficulty. In fact, in Xiang Ru's dictionary, these foods are classified as unhealthy foods, just like fast food such as hamburgers.
"But he likes to eat." The young man blinked, and keenly felt that the man's attitude towards him was extremely good, so he began to let himself go.
"Give it to him if he likes it, or he will be hungry." When he said this, the young man didn't even blush, and he didn't show any embarrassment.
Xiang Ru is still trying to persuade: "He has finished all the cat food I usually cook for him, so he shouldn't be hungry."
The young man didn't even blink, "It's not what he ate."
Xiang Ru: "???"
"The cat food you made was eaten by other cats."
The young man told the truth, but Xiang Ru didn't believe it, "Impossible, it's the only cat in the house."
"Did you see what he finished eating?"
He thought it was quite amusing, and the lies he uttered without thinking, "I used to feed him those, but he didn't even touch them, they were all eaten by other cats."
"Like the big orange cat in another campus, most of the cat food I made was eaten by that orange cat." In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, the young man even pulled the orange cat out for a walk, "Only Make the food he likes, and he will eat it."
Xiang Ru thought about it seriously, he really never saw the cat eating cat food once.
And the one at home is really close to the orange cat, and he used to like to grab food at his feet to act like a spoiled child. Since he started making cat meals, the cat is indeed not as energetic as before...
Is it really like what the young man said, that cat doesn't eat cat food and cat rice, and usually lives by "robbing" the food in the hands of his classmates?
The young man's expression was so upright that Professor Xiang believed it unconsciously.
Faith is one thing, and it is impossible for him to disregard the cat's health and feed him unhealthy food in the future.
So even though he had an inexplicable affection for the young man in front of him, Xiang Ru still insisted on his point of view: cats should not eat those unhealthy foods.
After working hard for a long time, I just want Xiang Ru to make delicious young people for him in reality: "..."
He took a deep breath, and when he raised his head again, his beautiful blue eyes sparkled, "Then what do you mean, let him starve to death?"
Professor Xiang: "..."
No, he didn't mean that.
"I took him for a checkup. He will have no problem eating those foods. If you really don't want to feed him those foods, then you should return the cat to me. I will help him find another owner who is willing to feed him those foods. .”
The young man's expression was calm, but the tears in his eyes kept rolling. In order to let the man feed him delicious food, he thought of all kinds of reasons, and even forced tears out of his eyes.
Xiang Ru's heart tightened, "No need."
"...I'll just feed it."
Very good, the young man applauded silently in his heart, this trick is really useful, and when he meets those foxes in the future, he... just save two tail hairs.
Professor Xiang covered his face and fell into deep self-doubt. Why couldn't he see the young man showing that look? It felt like his heart was being grabbed and twisted.
……
The surrounding white mist dissipated little by little, and the young man's fingertips trembled, "It's almost dawn."
Xiang Ru paused, at dawn, he would wake up, and the young man would disappear.He felt a dryness in his throat, and his voice was a little hoarse, "Will I see you again in the future?"
"Yes, you will always dream of me in your dreams from now on." The young man thought for a while, and decided to dream every night from now on, urging the man to be in reality during the day and give him delicious food!
"Then... what about at school?"
"Hmm..." The young man hesitated for a while, "After a while, it should be fine."
It should be ok after his form can be stabilized for a long time.
Xiang Ru didn't ask any more questions. Seeing himself and the young man's figure fading away, he finally couldn't help stretching out his hand and smoothing the long hair hanging around the young man's ears.
"Then...see you tomorrow night." When he said this, he didn't know how obvious the expectation was in his voice.
"See you tomorrow night." The young man touched his long hair by his ears strangely and replied.
The white mist dissipated completely, and the kitchen and benches quickly distorted and disappeared, and the entire dreamland soon turned into a vast expanse of whiteness.
The young man stood for a long time, touched the long hair next to his ear, and then left this dream.
……
After waking up, Xiang Ru looked at the fur ball on his chest, picked him up, sat up and put him on the quilt.
The man's black eyes were sober, and the inside was black. He combed his five fingers to help the hair ball, and passed the palm of the cat's armpit to hold him in front of him, "How much do you think your master has concealed?" ,Um?"
Mao Tuanzi, who had just woken up from a dream and was still a little dazed, was held in the air. When he opened his eyes, he saw Xiang Ru's face. The other party kept approaching, and finally touched his forehead.
Mao Tuanzi yawned and waved his paw forward reflexively.
……
Demon world.
The handsome man in white with a face like a crown of jade opened his eyes.
"How is it? Are you connected? Where is Gungun now? Is it in danger?"
"Shut up." The man in white frowned.
"Okay." The burly man in black shut his mouth decisively, and reached out to smooth the brow of the man in white.
"It's okay." The man in white sighed, his voice was cold, "He was in another dream, and I didn't connect with him."
"He seems to be...awakened."
After eating the Maotuanzi, he licked his lips, looked at Xiang Ru who didn't know what he was thinking, and was a little curious, "Why don't you sleep well every night?"
Every night... Xiang Ru caught the word and took a deep look at the young man.Maybe it was because the young man's eyes were too clear, they were just curious, or maybe it was because of the secretly surging emotions in his heart, he told the young man what he didn't want to mention at this moment.
He started having sleepless nights a few years ago, and it doesn't seem very accurate to say that he can't sleep at night, and he just doesn't sleep well in general.
As soon as he closed his eyes, he would fall into all kinds of unimaginable dreams, but after waking up, he couldn't remember what he dreamed of, leaving only palpitations.Sometimes, he would fall into hallucinations, always feeling that he saw some mirages, and when he reached out to touch, he would only touch nothing.
At the beginning, he refused to close his eyes all night long. Later, his body couldn't take it anymore, so he asked someone to hypnotize him and swallowed a lot of Valium. He even hoped that he would never wake up.
It is said that there is an interrogation method that keeps the prisoner awake. At that time, he felt that he was the prisoner who was not allowed to sleep, but he didn't know what mistake he had made, and who was the interrogator.
"It's like experiencing nightmares in another world every night." Xiang Ru concluded: "Gradually, I began to doubt what is real and what is fake... I always feel that this world is illusory, like a A beautiful crystal ball, when you open it, it is nothingness..."
The young man pursed his lips. He seemed to have heard something similar somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"Then are you feeling better now?" Seeing the man frowning unconsciously, the young man asked worriedly.
"It's much better." Xiang Ru met the young man's gaze, and his heart warmed up. "After coming to this school, the symptoms have been relieved a lot. Now...at least it looks like a normal person."
That's good, the young man nodded, recalling in his mind where exactly he had heard such a thing.
"Alan..." Xiang Ru called out.
It took the young man a long time to realize that Ah Lan was calling him, he tilted his head, "What's wrong?"
Xiang Ru was a little embarrassed. He dreamed that the young man acted like a baby to him, dreamed that they were married, dreamed that they were like a pair of close lovers...but those, after thinking about it, seemed to be just dreams.
The young man in front of him at this moment is more like a real person.
He has many questions he wants to ask the youth: Who is a youth?Why at night, as long as he dreams about the young man, he can be protected from those nightmares, and... why are there some subtle differences between the young man in the dream?
But in the end, he just asked an irrelevant question: "Where... do you live?"
"At school." The young man asked without thinking, and then he realized that he was actually living in a man's house, so he fell silent.
"Dongshan University?"
"Yes." The young man was silent for a while, making mistakes.
In fact, he didn't lie, he just concealed some things.
Xiang Ru's fingers clenched tightly, wanting to ask something more, but before he could speak, the young man's eyes lit up, and then he looked up at him hesitantly, "Have you... seen a cat?"
"White, with eyes like mine, very cute cat."
As soon as the young man finished speaking, a fur ball appeared in the air, white and blue-eyed, exactly the same as the one Xiang Ru brought back.
"Is this cat yours?"
"Uh..." The young man looked away guiltily, not daring to look at the man, "It's mine."
Xiang Ru stared, waiting for his next words.
The young man scratched the air uneasily, and began to make up things, "He got lost accidentally, I've been looking for him..."
"It's at my house now. Since it's your cat, you can tell me your address, and I'll send it back sometime." Xiang Ru thought that the young man was probably a student, renting a classroom apartment on campus, and continued to disappear without a trace Set up the address.
The young man was not very happy when he heard this, he swallowed, "No... no, just let him stay with you."
He straightened out his thoughts, and tried to make his tone match that of an ordinary human who raised a small animal, "I don't know how to cook, so I can't take care of it well...Since you raised it, do you want to continue raising it?"
After accepting this setting, his next words became much smoother. Knowing that the man might be a bit of a clean freak, he said, "He doesn't shed his hair casually, and he also loves to be clean. He won't make the house dirty..."
"That's... I like to eat more."
Xiang Ru originally planned to increase the amount of cat food for that cat, and nodded when he heard this sentence, "Then I will feed more in the future."
The young man's expression was indescribable, and he said without love: "He doesn't like cat food."
The arc of Xiang Ru's mouth was pressed down.
"I don't like eating cat food either."
Xiang Ru was silent.
"He likes to eat about the same as me, and his appetite...is the same."
Xiang Ru supported his forehead, "Does it like to eat barbecue?"
The young man nodded.
"Skewers?"
"Ah."
"Like big fish, big meat, spicy and delicious?"
The young man nodded again.
Xiang Ru: "..."
It's not surprising... Judging from the posts posted by my cousin, I know that the cat likes to eat food that is heavy in salt and taste.
but……
"For cats, these foods are not healthy." Xiang Ru said with difficulty. In fact, in Xiang Ru's dictionary, these foods are classified as unhealthy foods, just like fast food such as hamburgers.
"But he likes to eat." The young man blinked, and keenly felt that the man's attitude towards him was extremely good, so he began to let himself go.
"Give it to him if he likes it, or he will be hungry." When he said this, the young man didn't even blush, and he didn't show any embarrassment.
Xiang Ru is still trying to persuade: "He has finished all the cat food I usually cook for him, so he shouldn't be hungry."
The young man didn't even blink, "It's not what he ate."
Xiang Ru: "???"
"The cat food you made was eaten by other cats."
The young man told the truth, but Xiang Ru didn't believe it, "Impossible, it's the only cat in the house."
"Did you see what he finished eating?"
He thought it was quite amusing, and the lies he uttered without thinking, "I used to feed him those, but he didn't even touch them, they were all eaten by other cats."
"Like the big orange cat in another campus, most of the cat food I made was eaten by that orange cat." In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, the young man even pulled the orange cat out for a walk, "Only Make the food he likes, and he will eat it."
Xiang Ru thought about it seriously, he really never saw the cat eating cat food once.
And the one at home is really close to the orange cat, and he used to like to grab food at his feet to act like a spoiled child. Since he started making cat meals, the cat is indeed not as energetic as before...
Is it really like what the young man said, that cat doesn't eat cat food and cat rice, and usually lives by "robbing" the food in the hands of his classmates?
The young man's expression was so upright that Professor Xiang believed it unconsciously.
Faith is one thing, and it is impossible for him to disregard the cat's health and feed him unhealthy food in the future.
So even though he had an inexplicable affection for the young man in front of him, Xiang Ru still insisted on his point of view: cats should not eat those unhealthy foods.
After working hard for a long time, I just want Xiang Ru to make delicious young people for him in reality: "..."
He took a deep breath, and when he raised his head again, his beautiful blue eyes sparkled, "Then what do you mean, let him starve to death?"
Professor Xiang: "..."
No, he didn't mean that.
"I took him for a checkup. He will have no problem eating those foods. If you really don't want to feed him those foods, then you should return the cat to me. I will help him find another owner who is willing to feed him those foods. .”
The young man's expression was calm, but the tears in his eyes kept rolling. In order to let the man feed him delicious food, he thought of all kinds of reasons, and even forced tears out of his eyes.
Xiang Ru's heart tightened, "No need."
"...I'll just feed it."
Very good, the young man applauded silently in his heart, this trick is really useful, and when he meets those foxes in the future, he... just save two tail hairs.
Professor Xiang covered his face and fell into deep self-doubt. Why couldn't he see the young man showing that look? It felt like his heart was being grabbed and twisted.
……
The surrounding white mist dissipated little by little, and the young man's fingertips trembled, "It's almost dawn."
Xiang Ru paused, at dawn, he would wake up, and the young man would disappear.He felt a dryness in his throat, and his voice was a little hoarse, "Will I see you again in the future?"
"Yes, you will always dream of me in your dreams from now on." The young man thought for a while, and decided to dream every night from now on, urging the man to be in reality during the day and give him delicious food!
"Then... what about at school?"
"Hmm..." The young man hesitated for a while, "After a while, it should be fine."
It should be ok after his form can be stabilized for a long time.
Xiang Ru didn't ask any more questions. Seeing himself and the young man's figure fading away, he finally couldn't help stretching out his hand and smoothing the long hair hanging around the young man's ears.
"Then...see you tomorrow night." When he said this, he didn't know how obvious the expectation was in his voice.
"See you tomorrow night." The young man touched his long hair by his ears strangely and replied.
The white mist dissipated completely, and the kitchen and benches quickly distorted and disappeared, and the entire dreamland soon turned into a vast expanse of whiteness.
The young man stood for a long time, touched the long hair next to his ear, and then left this dream.
……
After waking up, Xiang Ru looked at the fur ball on his chest, picked him up, sat up and put him on the quilt.
The man's black eyes were sober, and the inside was black. He combed his five fingers to help the hair ball, and passed the palm of the cat's armpit to hold him in front of him, "How much do you think your master has concealed?" ,Um?"
Mao Tuanzi, who had just woken up from a dream and was still a little dazed, was held in the air. When he opened his eyes, he saw Xiang Ru's face. The other party kept approaching, and finally touched his forehead.
Mao Tuanzi yawned and waved his paw forward reflexively.
……
Demon world.
The handsome man in white with a face like a crown of jade opened his eyes.
"How is it? Are you connected? Where is Gungun now? Is it in danger?"
"Shut up." The man in white frowned.
"Okay." The burly man in black shut his mouth decisively, and reached out to smooth the brow of the man in white.
"It's okay." The man in white sighed, his voice was cold, "He was in another dream, and I didn't connect with him."
"He seems to be...awakened."
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