Shit shovel officer come and feed me

What is a part-time job?

The young man was puzzled, but in view of the ID card before, he didn't ask this time, and planned to go out tomorrow to find a way to find out.

In the dream, the petals of the cherry blossoms were falling down one by one. After coming to the human world, the vigilance was much weaker. The young man was very relaxed and caught a petal, "That's great."

There is no fighting and killing in the human world, and there will be no blood, he likes it.

Xiang Ru: "?"

The young man looked at the man's puzzled expression, without explaining, he reached out and took his hand, "You sit too..."

"The flowers are pretty." The young man said, "And you can pick them as you like..."

Xiang Ru took advantage of the opportunity and sat on the stool next to him. Looking at the young man who was staring at the petals seriously, his heart suddenly moved and he remembered a poem.

——The spring water is born, the spring forest is flourishing, and the spring breeze is not as good as you.

It was a warm spring day, and the crabapple flowers and cherry blossoms downstairs were blooming, but he never cared about it.Now, seeing young people's love for spring flowers, and then looking at the flowers, I feel that they are really splendid, and the smiling young people in the flowers are even more beautiful.

Xiang Ru didn't dare to look at the person next to him who was brighter than spring.

"Are you uncomfortable?" The young man sensed something was wrong, and his eyes fell on the man's chest, "Your heart beats so fast..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he paused, a little puzzled, "Why is it faster..."

Is the human heartbeat normal?

The young man put his hand on Xiang Ru's chest, but he heard a man's slightly hoarse voice, "Alan..."

"Huh?" He injected a bit of aura into the man's chest, but the input aura quickly escaped from the chest and mixed into the surrounding aura field.

Fortunately, the man's heartbeat slowly returned to normal.

"It's all right now." The young man withdrew his hand, and after confirming, "It's normal now."

The man still called him in a low voice, "Alan..."

"Well, I'm here." He was a little uncomfortable, probably because no one had called him in such a gentle or peaceful tone before, and he seemed a little intimate for no reason, but he was not annoying.

Xiang Ru took a deep breath, closed his eyes to calm the throbbing in his heart, and then opened his eyes to look at the young man.

He met the clear blue eyes of the young man.

The young man put his head on the stone table again, looked at him with clear blue eyes, and said sincerely, "You are so pretty."

Suddenly a firework exploded in Xiang Ru's mind, and the heartbeat that had just calmed down seemed to start beating wildly again.

Facing the purely admiring gaze, he said with difficulty, "Thank you..."

The young man blinked and said sincerely, "I really want to grow up like you..."

Xiang Ru raised his hand and touched his face, "...you look good too."

The young man nodded, "I'm sure I'm good-looking." After all, the eldest father and the second father are not ugly, "but it's not the look I like."

He likes the sharper looks of men, or the unique icy aura of men, at least they don't look easy to mess with.

He is different. As far as his appearance after transforming, if it is placed in the demon world, there is no need to think about it. It must have no deterrent effect.

He suddenly felt a little strange, "Why do I (animal form) like fluffy, but I also like your appearance?"

Hearing the word "like", Xiang Ru's heart still missed half a beat even though he knew that the young man definitely didn't mean it that way.

He tightened his fingertips, "There should be no conflict between liking fluffy and liking this kind of my appearance..."

The young man shook his head, it was different.

His animal shape is round and chubby, a snow-white fur ball, he is quite satisfied with it, but the appearance after transformation looks so soft, easy to bully at first sight, he doesn't like it.

Xiang Ru sighed, reached out and gently took off the petals that fell on the young man's head, with gentle eyes.

The scene in front of him was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to break it, so he just looked at the young man.

You look at the scenery on the bridge, and the people watching the scenery look at you upstairs, which is probably the case.

"Are you a little weird today?" The young man put down the flower and smoothed his long, smooth hair to the other side.

Xiang Ru's eyes darkened three points, and he asked meaningfully: "Am I really weird today?"

The young man nodded without hesitation.

Xiang Ru smiled and said, "Maybe."

The young man didn't think too much about the man's strange attitude. He played outside for a day and fell asleep again at night. At this moment, he was sleepy and said to Xiang Ru, "I'll go to bed first." Then he really fell asleep on the table. .

Xiang Ru sat aside and watched the young man, until the white mist in the dream slowly dissipated, and the surrounding begonias and cherry blossoms began to collapse like images in the bubbles, then he suddenly bent down and placed a soft kiss on the young man's forehead .

Soon, the dream slowly faded, and he woke up.

The snow-white fluffy ball was sleeping soundly beside him, and his round belly rose and fell. He stretched out his hand to stroke the ball, looked at the fluffy snowball in his arms, and muttered to himself.

"Probably because he is too mysterious."

……

When Xiang Ru's breakfast was almost ready, Mao Tuan also woke up, stretched himself and went to the kitchen to rub his legs.

The man put the dinner plate in his hand on the table, bent down and picked up the sleepy fur ball, and hugged him in his arms.

Ok?

Well……

Mao Tuanzi smelled the aroma of the food and regained his senses, and immediately disappeared. He just grabbed the man's arm softly, and soon started snoring.

Xiang Ru ate his breakfast while stroking his hair, then picked up his mobile phone and opened the shopping software, limited the area to the same city, and quickly placed an order.

Just as he was about to turn off his phone, a message popped up.

Yi Shiyu: "Can I come to your place to play this weekend?"

Xiang Ru paused, "Yes."

Yi Shiyu: "Then can I bring a roommate?"

Xiang Ru: "When are you coming?"

On the bed where Yi Shiyu's feet were facing, He Shuang was sleeping on his back, unconscious.

She lowered her head and typed, "After lunch."

Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat on his lap, searched for recipes, bought the basic ingredients he needed in an online supermarket, and then replied to Yi Shiyu.

"You and your roommate come over at noon and buy something you like..."

Yi Shiyu was still wondering why she was asked to buy some favorite dishes, and in the next second, he received a few screenshots of shopping from Xiang Ru.

Butter hot pot base, fat beef, luncheon meat, meatballs, tripe, as well as lettuce, potatoes, lotus root, enoki mushroom, bean curd, etc.

A discerning person can see that it is the rhythm of cooking hot pot.

What's more, Xiang Ru was followed by the sentence "What else do you want to eat, just buy it when the time comes."

Yi Shiyu froze for a moment, "Don't bother..."

She just wanted to take her roommate over to pet the cat.

But after the person on the opposite side sent the picture, he didn't reply anymore. Yi Shiyu sighed and silently counted the time.

Going back to bed at [-] o'clock in the evening, and going to bed at two or three o'clock in the morning, if you sleep for six or seven hours... She decided to wake He Shuang at nine o'clock, and at ten o'clock they should be able to go to the supermarket to buy some food and drinks, and then go there... …

After doing the calculation, Yi Shiyu looked at the pictures on the screen and fell into deep thought: why does my cousin with a bland taste prepare to cook hot pot?

If they have classmates who can cook in a rented house, it seems normal to cook hot pot for dinner, but it would be very contrary to her three cousins.

Rather than saying that her cousin wants to eat hot pot, it is better to say that other people want to eat it, and the possibility of her cousin helping to make it is slightly higher.

But she always had a strange feeling that the other person was definitely not her, she was the one who was picked up by the way.

Yi Shiyu ate breakfast silently, finished reciting words, and watched other roommates get up one after another, those who should go out to play, those who should go to the library go to the library...

He Shuang was still sleeping soundly on the bed.

She finished the PPT of the debate competition again, and then she broke her wrists, stepped on the chair under the bed, grabbed He Shuang's quilt, and said, "It's time to get up."

He Shuang frowned, and pulled the quilt with his hands, but he missed it, so he shrank his feet up, hugged the pillow and bent into a shrimp.

Yi Shiyu waited for a while, saw that He Shuang was so cold that he was curling up into a ball, and patted her face, "Wake up..."

He Shuang, who was a little sober from the cold, murmured and hugged the pillow tighter, "I'll sleep a little longer."

"Brother Su is here to check on the bed."

"Where is it!" He Shuang sat up startled in his dying dream.

Yi Shiyu stood on the chair, leaning on the edge of the bed with one hand, and grabbed the pillow that almost fell off with the other, watching He Shuang, who was sleeping like a dead pig just now, perform a wonderful wake-up stage play.

I saw He Shuang jumped up suddenly, scratched his head like a chicken coop, closed his eyes and quickly found the quilt to wrap himself, then combed his hair with his hands, opened his eyes and asked softly: "My hair is messy. Is it not messy? Is the face dirty? Is there eye gum in the corner of the eye?"

The handsome group of Senior Brother Su didn't see it, there was only a cold beauty with an expressionless face beside the bed.

He Shuang, who was completely awake: "..."

……

Zinnias are blooming all over the path, purple flowers are dotted in the green bushes, and a few hollyhocks are scattered with red flowers like fire. He Shuang is carrying apples, bananas and pears, and holding a large bottle of Coke in his arms, walking feebly like a zombie Behind Yi Shiyu.

"Where are we going?" She blinked her dry eyes and asked Yi Shiyu who was also carrying a large bag in front of her.

Yi Shiyu gave an affirmative answer, "Go and pet the cat."

"You lied to me, where there is a cat cafe in the school, I can't masturbate." He Shuang was very depressed, and looked around, "And this is the teacher's building."

"Ah."

The sleepy He Shuang thought about it with his head, and suddenly became excited, "Do you have a friend who rents here? Does she have a cat?"

Yi Shiyu was silent for a while, nodded hesitantly, thought for a while and then instructed: "You pay attention to your image later, don't act too nympho."

!!!

All the drowsiness flew away, and He Shuang's eyes lit up, "Still a handsome guy?"

Yi Shiyu nodded again.

"I like handsome guys. By the way, let me tell you, I went to eat chicken with Li Peng yesterday and met a teammate with a male god voice..."

"Voice changer." Yi Shiyu inserted the knife silently.

He Shuang was silent for a while, with a terrible expression on his face, "Didn't I ask him where he planned to play at the beginning of the game, but when he opened his mouth, hey, male divine voice, Su Shiren, the kind whose ears would be pregnant...

"However, the content is not masculine at all."

"What's the content?" Yi Shiyu cheered.

"Brother dei, what voice changer do you use?" He Shuang learned it vividly with a blank face.

Yi Shiyu: "..."

She sighed, "Online dating is risky..."

He Shuang watched Yi Shiyu ring the doorbell, and stayed quietly behind him, "I wouldn't even know how to date online, but if your friend is good-looking and I like it, you can help me match up."

After she finished speaking, she thought of something again, and asked with some embarrassment, "Then what, can't it be your boyfriend?"

Yi Shiyu shook his head tiredly.

"That's good, I hope it's the one I like, then maybe I'll have a chance to fall in love."

With a creak, the door in front of him opened.

He Shuang, who was a little taller than Yi Shiyu, could see the face of the door opener clearly even standing behind her: "..."