Shit shovel officer come and feed me

For many students in the old campus of Dongda University, today is destined to be an extraordinary day.

In the old campus of Dongda University, there are only freshmen from the three colleges of History, Liberal Arts, and Foreign Languages. In these three colleges, the number of girls far exceeds that of boys.

There are many girls, which means that only a very small number of them can resist the attack of fluffy animals. Most of the remaining girls see fluffy animals and want to tease them.

On this day, they saw a milk cat on campus.The milk cat is fluffy, with sky-blue eyes, snow-white hair, round and chubby like a fur ball, looking at people with always watery eyes, and occasionally tilting its head to meow at them, so cute that it explodes.

The students who were cute had the same reaction, either screaming and covering their hearts, looking for something to eat and feeding them, stroking their hair by the way, or smiling, pointing their mobile phones at the milk cat and snapping wildly.

Meow meow look at me I have something delicious here.

Meow meow, come here and feed you, sister.

Obediently let my sister touch it, just touch it, really just touch it.

In less than half a day, Mao Tuanzi gave full play to his observation and adaptability.

All girls who saw food in their hands and were not in groups stopped, meowed timidly, and then exposed part of their body to ensure that the girls could see him.

Once the matter has reached this step, it is almost done. He just needs to stay where he is obediently, and let those girls approach him cautiously to test him.

In the same way, he snatched away the Roujiamo from a girl's hand, put oil on the soles of Maotuanzi's feet, and ran away.

After sneaking into an old house, under the cover of a large dry branch next to it, Mao Tuanzi opened the plastic bag and began to enjoy the food he "hardly" earned.

While eating, it is inevitable to wonder: Humans have such a good temper?

He just yelled at them twice, tilted his head, or flicked his tail at most, and the other party looked excited. Even if he took their food away, he didn't seem to care, but looked happy instead.

Mao Tuanzi looked puzzled, unable to understand.

Humans are indeed complicated.

Just like Mao Tuanzi doesn't understand why human beings are so complicated, similarly, he doesn't know that the comments about him on the confession wall of Dongda University have been swiped one screen after another, and finally some students are dedicated to He made a post.

The content on the confession wall is actually nothing special, just a few simple sentences and a few pictures, "I want to confess to this little cutie, hey, I really love him too much [猫猫探测] [猫猫想想] 】【Cat licking tongue】..."

It’s not that students from the old campus of Dongdae University have never sent confession messages to the wall, but because there are more women than men, among the messages sent, there are really not many who seriously confess to a certain classmate.

The confession messages they sent were more similar to "I lost my meal card today, and a young lady reminded me from behind, ah, I love her so much".

Anyway, they always have someone to help/the teacher doesn’t have to go to class when he is on a business trip/the aunt in the cafeteria orders more food/the maintenance master fixes the lock/the roommate helps to bring the meal/the teacher does not call himself by name...all like to post on the wall to confess.

So today, someone sent a photo of a milk cat to confess, and the students of Dongda University have already seen it, and many people even automatically got the information in their minds.

Confession to the cat = a confession message sent by a classmate in the old campus = the cat is currently in the old campus.

No problem.

What is really surprising is the comments below. In the past, it could be seen at a glance that it was a confession message sent by students from the old campus. Most of the comments were students from the new campus, and the style of painting was very consistent.

"It looks like the old campus."

copy and paste.

"I want to see what else you can confess to."

copy and paste.

"Are the female students in the old campus already in this miserable state?"

"Male compatriots in the old campus, are you transparent people?"

copy and paste.

But under today's confession message, the style of the comments has become like this.

"Hahahaha I like it too, even if he's not mine, he has a fat belly and grabs my food, I also like it. [Maomao stares] [Maomao shrugs its nose] [Maomao stretches its claws]... "

"Wake up, the classmate above, it's useless if you like it, he belongs to me, and he even took my token of love. [Maomao raises its head] [Maomao holds meat]..."

"Coincidentally, he also accepted mine. [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]..."

"And mine. [picture] [picture] [picture]..."

"Ah, have you received so many tokens of love? What a scum, I have so many rivals in love, but I still like him hehehe."

"I've seen this cat before. He jumped over my table before."

"He even squatted on my lap for QAQ."

……

Below the long likes and photos, there is an inconspicuous weak question, "By the way, don't you think, does he eat too much? This is still a kitten, is it okay to eat these?"

But no one noticed this classmate's speech. Some people thought it was not fun to post pictures under the confession wall, so they just made a special post.First of all, the name is very arrogant - "Rivals, fight if you have the ability!"

After clicking in, it was a full-body photo of the milk cat. It can be seen that this classmate's photography skills are very good, and the cute milk cat is taken very cutely, which is much better than some excited ones with shaking hands.

But let me ask how many girls don’t look good in taking pictures. After all, there are only a few who blurred the pictures. Soon, there were many pictures of milk cats with different angles, different distances, and different foods in their mouths.

At the beginning, the students in the old campus were still carnivaling in the post, posting the high-definition photos of milk cats that I had taken so hard in the post, and all kinds of rainbow farts were blown like they didn’t need money.

Gradually, the students from the new campus approached them. They didn’t have any photos of milk cats, so they simply posted their own and relatives’ photos...

So on each floor, there were a lot of speeches of ah, ah, ah, woo, and awsl...

And this post, in the end, turned into a friendly exchange post that is openly torn and hidden, the essence is to attract cats, and it is in line with prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony.

And the protagonist who was confessed and photographed had no idea that he was already popular in Dongda, and at the moment he was confronting a big fat orange cat.

Mao Tuanzi arched his back vigilantly and let out a threatening growl in one direction.

An orange cat jumped out of a low bush with a kind of flexibility that didn't fit its fat body. Its bright yellow eyes gleamed fiercely as it looked at this snow-white furball.

Mao Tuanzi was going to give the orange cat a paw, but then found out—this is an ordinary beast, not those big monsters in the demon world.

He put down his paw in embarrassment, pretending to grind it on the ground, and then saw this beast that looked similar to him approaching him, and sniffed it.

"It's still a milk doll." The orange cat gave such an evaluation after sniffing it.

"Boom", Mao Tuanzi heard the sound of his reason breaking.

Because of his strength, he has always looked like a cub, as if he has not been weaned.But he is more than 300 years old anyway, and he can be considered a half-year-old in the demon world.

At this moment, an ordinary animal commented on his prototype, Mao Tuanzi felt insulted, and violently slapped the orange cat to the ground, "Who are you talking about? You are a baby, and I am over 300 years old." Alright, fuck your milk doll..."

Even though it was a cub, the orange cat who was trampled under its paws couldn't break free, so she didn't do any useless work, "Okay, okay, I'm a milk baby, I'm a milk baby, that's fine."

Now, little boy, his temper is getting more and more irritable.

Mao Tuanzi became even more angry when he heard that, with your tone, who are you coaxing, you are really coaxing him like a cub!

So the other paw was added, anyway, he still remembered that this was an ordinary beast, so it didn't take much effort, otherwise the orange cat would have died long ago.

After a while, Mao Tuanzi lay on the ground with his paws in front of his chest, watching the orange cat gobble up the steamed buns without saying a word.

After the orange cat ate, licked its paws and washed its face, it looked at the snow-white and clean fur ball, "Are you lost?"

Mao Tuanzi was still looking at the appearance of the orange cat, and didn't think much about it, "Almost..."

Going from the demon world to the human world is no different from getting lost.

The orange cat straightened its beard, walked to Mao Tuanzi naturally, put on the appearance of a farmer, and also got down on the ground.

Mao Tuanzi looked at his current posture, and then looked at the orange cat strangely.

The orange cat didn't notice, and half-closed its eyes, "Then can you get it back?"

Mao Tuanzi didn't answer, and Orange Cat kindly suggested: "If you can't find it, you can stay here first. It's at least safer here than outside."

Mao Tuanzi glanced at the orange cat who was about to fall asleep, and his pointed ears trembled, "You...why do you look like this?"

The orange cat turned to look at him, thinking that the cub was struggling with fur color, "I'm an orange cat, what do I look like if I don't look like this?"

Mao Tuanzi who heard the word cat again: "Are you a cat?"

The orange cat glanced at Mao Tuanzi upon hearing this, and looked at him with a look of "I'm afraid you are not a fool", "Aren't you?"

Mao Tuanzi was expressionless, thinking that I really wasn't.

But he did have some doubts. When he went to the veterinary hospital before, among the animals locked in cages that he glimpsed from the corner of his eye, it seemed that there were indeed a few animals that looked like him.

"Are there a lot of cats here?" he asked, taking a deep breath.

The orange cat thought for a while, then sighed, "It's not a lot..."

"Then how many... cats are there in this world?" Mao Tuanzi was still curious.

This was beyond the range of the orange cat's cognition. She glanced at the fur balls waiting for her answer, and replied confidently: "There are a lot of them."

Mao Tuanzi: "..."

Well, he shouldn't have high expectations for the IQ of an ordinary "cat". In fact, the orange cat's intelligence is so high, he was already very surprised.

Mao Tuanzi stood up, ready to leave, the orange cat also stood up, "Where are you going?"

The little plum blossom claws fell down hesitantly, and Mao Tuanzi was overwhelmed by this question.

Where can he go now...

It's not just going back to the man surnamed Xiang.

Who hurt him, and the aura of the human world is so weak...

Mao Tuanzi looked at the sky above his head, then at the fat orange cat next to him, feeling heavy in his heart.

I don't know when his two careless fathers will find out that he is missing.

"It's dangerous outside. If you have nowhere to go, it's better to stay here." The orange cat approached to lick the cub's fur, but was avoided.

Mao Tuanzi ignored the proposal, bid farewell to the orange cat, and rushed out in two or three steps, sensing the direction of the aura field, and ran all the way.

Although that man always made him angry, but who made him have an aura around him, he reluctantly did what he could, and endured it, Mao Tuanzi thought to himself.

After having lunch with Panda and dealing with some trivial matters, Xiang Ru drove home.

When he sat in the driver's seat, he always felt that he smelled a slight smell of oily smoke. Xiang Ru frowned, but he didn't smell it after careful sniffing, so he forgot about it.

When the car stopped at a traffic light intersection, he vaguely smelled a smell that shouldn't be in the car.

At this moment, Mao Tuanzi, who was hit by the emergency brake and hit the car door, flicked his tail, jumped onto the back seat, and met Xiang Ru who was looking sideways at the car.

He straightened his body, looked at Xiang Ru and said, "Good afternoon, have you eaten yet?"

Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat that appeared in his car, raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak, when the sound of urging horns came from behind, and he had no choice but to continue driving.

In the rearview mirror, after the milk cat greeted him, it lay on its stomach all the way, with its eyes closed and motionless, as if it was sleeping.

Xiang Ru glanced at him and said nothing.

Feeling sleepy after eating and drinking, this is really normal for monsters, but after Mao Tuanzi fell asleep, he fell asleep until Xiang Ru came home and opened the car door.

He opened his eyes in a daze, saw Xiang Ru's hand stretched out, and yawned, "Can you stop pinching the back of my neck every time?"

It's impossible not to pinch, Xiang Ru couldn't understand, he raised the milk cat and held it in front of him, a little helpless, "Are you relying on me?"

Being held in the air for a long time, Mao Tuanzi twisted uncomfortably, and bared his teeth at Xiang Ru, "I will leave when I recover from my injury, and I will definitely not hinder your eyes!"

Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat in his hand, and there was really no way to let Panda come over at this time. Based on his observation, this milk cat didn't seem to like Panda, otherwise he wouldn't run away as soon as he saw Panda.

So I had to take the milk cat back to my home.