Shit shovel officer come and feed me

When I was going upstairs, I happened to meet Mr. Li coming downstairs. Someone came to see the fur ball in his hand, and was amused, "Xiao Xiang is planning to raise a cat?"

"No... I picked it up before. Teacher Pan originally wanted to raise it, but he didn't seem to be very happy." Xiang Ru said, shaking the milk cat in his hand.

Mao Tuanzi felt even more uncomfortable from being shaken. She gave the man a cold look and decided to cut some content from the sweet dream tonight.

"Then you can raise it. This cat looks quite cute. Raising such a furry child is a lot of fun on weekdays..." Mr. Li suggested.

Xiang Ru shook his head and had an idea, "Why don't you take care of me?"

Mr. Li waved his hand, "No, no, my grandson is allergic to cat and dog fur." ​​He smiled, and couldn't help but said, "I didn't see you have a girlfriend, and you don't usually go out to play. Boy, doing the subject is important, but you are not afraid of suffocating yourself at this age..."

It is a common problem of old people that they can't stop nagging once they open their mouths, especially when facing juniors, Xiang Ru had no choice but to stand at the entrance of the corridor and listen quietly.

Fortunately, after a while, Mrs. Li's wife came over with a shopping bag, "Okay, okay, young people have their own business, you change your preachy temper, and if you talk about it, the last dish is not good." It's fresh..."

Only then did Mr. Li stop, and smiled embarrassedly at the Confucianist, but couldn't help but suggest: "You can really consider raising a small animal, otherwise a person... how lonely is it..."

Xiang Ru nodded, "Well, I will consider it."

Declining the old man's suggestion to bring food for him, Xiang Ru watched the two old men walk away before going upstairs.

After entering the room, Xiang Ru took a wet towel and wiped Mao Tuanzi's whole body including the four plum blossom claws carefully before putting him on the sofa.

From 13 minutes to five o'clock, Xiang Ru glanced at the snow-white milk cat squatting on the sofa, turned on the TV, took out his mobile phone, took a photo of him and sent it to Panda.

Panda quickly replied, "Why is he with you again?!"

"In my car, I didn't find his until I drove a little way."

Panda: "...or you can raise him."

Xiang Ru frowned, looked down at the screen, the screen quickly went dark, and then turned on again.

"You see how much he likes you."

Mao Tuanzi grabbed the sofa with his claws, aimed at Xiang Ru's knee, jumped on it, put his furry head on the square object, and looked up at Xiang Ru, "Why do you all like to play with this thing?"

Mao Tuanzi wondered, it was just a shiny stone, even if it was square, it was still cold.

Does he look good?Is he easy to touch?Is he warm?

Xiang Ru sighed, turned off the phone, hugged the cat on his lap to the sofa, put the cat in a position facing the TV, patted the cat on the head, got up and walked to the kitchen.

Mao Tuanzi's eyes suddenly lit up, shining brightly, and he raised his foot to follow up, when he heard the words "I want to see how you, a monster, plan to escape..."

Mao Tuanzi: "!!!"

He looked in the direction of the sound, and the TV hanging on the wall happened to show a Taoist priest slashing at a woman with a sword.

The woman backed down several times, but she still couldn't escape, and she was no longer polite. She turned around and started fighting with the Taoist priest. During the fight, sharp ears appeared on the woman's head, and several tails gradually appeared behind her.

Mao Tuanzi deliberately counted, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... no more, no less, exactly nine.

Just as he counted the number of tails the woman had, the Taoist slapped the woman with a sword move. The woman backed up a few steps and fell to the ground, vomiting blood from her mouth, obviously seriously injured.

"Cough... why do you stinky Taoist priest chase me..." The woman fell to the ground with an angry and hateful expression.

Hearing this sentence, the Taoist snorted coldly, and said righteously: "Slaying demons and demons is a matter of course."

"I didn't harm anyone..." The woman couldn't help but argue, but the Taoist didn't have that patience, and raised his sword and went towards the woman again.

Then there was another fight, the woman wanted to escape, the Taoist priest pursued her closely, Mao Tuanzi's eyes widened and she kept moving forward.

In the end, the woman still couldn't escape, and two of her beautiful nine white tails were cut off. After being stabbed by a Taoist sword, the demon core shattered, and she ended up in a frenzy.

Mao Tuanzi, who is completely ignorant of human world TV dramas, saw this: trembling.

The Nine-Tailed Fox is so powerful, his two fathers who can walk sideways in the demon world are not willing to make enemies with the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

And he, who has been pressed to the ground by the furball balls of the Nine-Tailed Fox family and has been beaten violently, has no way to resist. When he saw the Taoist easily solve the Nine-Tailed Fox on TV, he was still blushing and out of breath, so he could only tremble. .

Mao Tuanzi huddled on the sofa, pretending that he was a cub who hadn't developed his intelligence, he was afraid that the Taoist priest would turn his head, and the sword with a cold light would come towards him.

Slaying demons... The attitude of the human world towards demons is actually like this.

Fortunately, he hadn't had time to let the man understand what he was saying, otherwise his current ending would be the same as that nine-tailed fox, being killed by a Taoist priest hired by the man?

The more Mao Tuanzi thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became. Although the humans he met now did not pose any threat to him, just like Daddy and the others said, there is a sky beyond the sky, so it is better to be cautious.

He went through a series of actions and behaviors he had taken here, and found that apart from his accidental transformation that night, there should be no actions that would reveal him as a demon.

So now... does this man surnamed Xiang know that he is a demon?

——Know, but did not find someone to kill him?

——I don’t know, it’s just a coincidence that the man opened his eyes that night and showing him this now?

Mao Tuanzi was puzzled and frightened, he just felt that this man was really unfathomable.

When Xiang Ru came to the living room with the dinner plate in his hand, what he saw was a shivering fur ball curled up on the sofa.

Of course he doesn’t know what Mao Tuanzi is thinking. He has never raised a cat, and he has only a little experience with children. Turning on the TV before going to the kitchen is just a habitual action—let the child watch TV and play with toys, and the child will not come bother him.

For cats, this trick...to a certain extent, it was a success.

Looking at the still shaking milk cat, Xiang Ru turned off the TV in doubt, turned up the temperature in the room, and placed the dinner plate on the coffee table.

There are fried eggs on the plate, and the fragrance is overflowing, and it is so close to the Maotuanzi, the fragrance enters the tip of the nose, which is very enchanting.

But Mao Tuanzi didn't dare to move, he was still thinking about what the man meant.

After a long time, he saw that the man didn't move extra, just stared at him for a while, and stared at the plate for a while, as if wondering why he didn't eat.

Mao Tuanzi stopped trembling and stood up, approaching the plate and sniffing.

Heh heh heh... The man's complexion got a little better.

He felt a little more at ease. If a man really knew that he was a monster, it would be very unlikely for him to cook for him.

He got a little more courageous, jumped onto the coffee table, watched the man's reaction from the corner of his eye, slowly approached the fried egg on the plate, took a bite out of it.

The man didn't respond, so he took another bite, but the man still didn't respond.

After finishing the fried eggs on the plate, Mao Tuanzi didn't dare to speak for the time being, so he yelled at the man a few times, just a simple cry, "Meow..."

Then a man came in, very noble, and touched the small pointed ears on his head.

After touching the cat's ears, Xiang Ru gently stroked the top of his head, and said hesitantly, "Be good, so we can find an adopter." After speaking, he asked the milk cat, "Do you know?"

"Meow..."

At night, when the man was lying on the bed and his breathing gradually stabilized, the furball in the temporary cat nest opened his eyes, his eyes flashed, and he jumped onto the man's bed.

The soft quilt was wrinkled and wrinkled by claws, and Mao Tuanzi walked back and forth on the bed sheet, seeing that the man was still frowning tightly, showing no signs of waking up, so he gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

He wants the incarnation, he wants the aura of the aura field, and he decided to weave a dream for the man every night, so he still has to cast a dream for the man tonight.

But he didn't want Taoist priests called by the man to kill him at all, so he had to take it lightly.

Mao Tuanzi started weaving a sweet dream while paying attention to the man's reaction. Once the man moved a little bit or just frowned a little more, he would stop in fear and wait for a long time before continuing.

After weaving a sweet dream, he was as tired as if he had been chased by a fox for eight hundred miles, lying on the bed panting heavily.

The tip of the claw gently held the dream ball, Mao Tuanzi walked to Xiang Ru's head, pointed the dream ball at the man's temple, and pressed it down.

From beginning to end, the man did not open his eyes.

"Huh..." Just as Mao Tuanzi breathed a sigh of relief, he only felt the Yaodan heat up. From his current angle, he was looking at the man head-on, but now he was looking down.

He changed shape again.

This time he reacted very quickly. With a swipe of his slender human finger in the air, a mirror appeared in midair, reflecting his transformed appearance.

Black hair and blue eyes, delicate facial features, milky white skin... Compared with the group of foxes who have always been beautiful in change form, this appearance is not far behind.

It's just...why are these eyes that look like a girl?

The young man kneeling on the bed looked at the floating mirror, touched his eyes, frowned slightly, and the dog eyes with slightly drooping corners immediately became watery, full of a pitiful and cute meaning .

Ladies... the young man once again came to such a conclusion.

The transformation didn't take long. Not long after he put away the mirror, when the perspective changed, the young man on the bed turned into a white, fat, chubby hairball again.

"Woo..." Mao Tuanzi hugged his big tail and whimpered.

The transformation is quite happy, but my human form is not as masculine as the big daddy at all, even the second daddy with a delicate appearance, there is no such a pair of eyes that make people want to bully and cry...