Shit shovel officer come and feed me
Chapter 10
As soon as the get out of class bell rang, the teacher immediately stopped talking and said "get out of class end", and the students in the classroom swarmed to leave the classroom.
"What's the next class?" He Shuang held a book in his hand and didn't even bring a pen. He yawned and asked Yi Shiyu next to him.
"No, today's class is only two periods."
"Ah, then I'll go back and catch up on sleep..."
"Will you still go to the class in Room 506?"
As soon as he put down his hand, He Shuang heard the reminder, hesitation was evident on his face, "I want to sleep... Yesterday I went to wasteland, I slept too late."
"Okay, then go back to the dormitory."
"But I also want to see beautiful boys QAQ"
"Sleep or look at men? Hurry up and choose one... After a while, the class will start, and you won't be able to squeeze in."
The girl was silent for a while, "Then I'd better go loafing, just watch one class, and then go back to sleep."
"..."
Mao Tuanzi squatted in the corner behind the door, listened to the conversation between the two with a dull face, and only came out from behind the door after the noise outside gradually died down.
I was almost trampled to death... why are there so many people!
I won't admit that I was a little intimidated just now.
After doubting his life for a while, he shook his ears again, raised his chest and raised his legs, and walked towards the place where the aura was the strongest.
All the way to the door of classroom 506 in Gezhi Building, Mao Tuanzi looked inside. The chairs, the aisle, and the back row of the classroom were full of people.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
With so many of you crowded together, you didn't fight?
Xiang Ru was not far ahead, so he turned his head and continued to walk forward. Just after taking two steps, a faint scent came from behind and hooked his nose.
Mao Tuanzi stopped in his footsteps, stood there for two or three seconds, then slowly, slowly stepped back, returning to the position he had just been in.
He stared straight at the student who was eating at the back door of the classroom, and licked his lips.
Class was about to start, Li Peng held his textbook in one hand, and hurriedly ate his breakfast.He had just taken two bites when someone next to him bumped his arm.
"Why?" He swallowed the food in his mouth and asked vaguely.
"There is a cat at the door that has been staring at you." The classmate kindly reminded.
Hearing this, Li Peng looked over, and there was indeed a milky white milk cat squatting outside the door, and the cat was really looking at him.
To be more precise, he should be looking at the cake in his hand.
Li Peng smiled and bent over to squat down. He was already dressed thickly and the surroundings were crowded, so it was quite difficult to do such a movement.
"Little Maomao, do you want to eat too?" He softened his voice and waved the pancakes in front of the milk cat.
Mao Tuanzi's light blue eyes moved with the movements of his hands, looking extremely cute.Li Peng couldn't help reaching out to touch it, but was dodged. He simply tore a little bit of the bacon and chicken fillet inside the wrapping paper, and handed it to the milk cat, "I can give you a taste, but you can't eat it." Oh, too many."
Mao Tuanzi squatted there, staring at the tiny food in front of him, which could only be called shredded pork, and was stunned.
To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
After all, what he wanted in the first place was everything.
But in the end, he still swallowed the meat in one gulp, licked his mouth, and stared at Li Peng with unsatisfied interest.
Come on, go on, I want to eat!
Why don't you give me all of it!
Li Peng's pressure suddenly increased. After all, such a cute furball looked at you expectantly, and you couldn't be cruel enough not to feed him.
So he tore another portion of bacon and handed it over.
Just such a little meat is not enough for monsters to stuff their teeth.Mao Tuanzi couldn't help thinking of Xiang Ru again, if it was Xiang Ru, he wouldn't just feed him so little.
Xiang Ru stepped into the classroom just at this moment, and Li Peng didn't bother to feed the cat any more, he quickly finished the remaining finger biscuits and opened the textbook.
"Students by the window, please open the window." The handsome man stood on the podium, his voice was not loud, and the classroom quickly fell silent.
Those who opened the window opened the window, those who closed the door closed the door, Mao Tuanzi rushed into the classroom before the door was closed.
A white and round fur ball, in this very crowded classroom, few people really noticed it.
There are too many girls in the classroom, except for a few people who are focusing on the textbooks, the rest are basically staring at Xiang Ru, who would look down.
"I haven't seen you for a few days, Mr. Xiang is handsome again!!!" He Shuang was really excited.
"Calm down, you won't be able to watch it if you are invited out by name."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
If it's not a human being, it's still a ghost. Yi Shiyu is too lazy to complain about it. Women who are infatuated with nympho won't listen.
Hearing a familiar voice, Mao Tuanzi looked up, and it turned out to be the two girls from before.
He tried to look at Xiang Ru, but his current height... seemed invisible, so he thought about Xiang Ru's appearance in his mind, and nodded - the man surnamed Xiang was indeed quite handsome.
"Today we are talking about the order and reconstruction of the revolution, which corresponds to the content of Chapter 7 in the book..." Xiang Ru opened the handout, looked at the crowded classroom, frowned slightly, and started class.
Although there were many people, they were generally quiet. Xiang Ru's cold voice came, and Mao Tuan's paws were put under his chest, and he lay on the ground and listened for a while.The voice was nice, but he was not interested in what he was talking about, and he couldn't understand it, so he soon fell asleep.
He retracted his tail, dodged a classmate's foot, looked around, and decided to find a comfortable place for himself, at least not like the current situation, where he would be easily stepped on by accident.
After looking around, Mao Tuanzi finally chose the podium, and there was only Xiang Ru standing on it. It was not crowded, and it was close to the man, which was convenient for him to absorb the spiritual energy, and the position was perfect.
But he didn't want to just pass under people's legs all the way, he moved his eyes to the side, and the two girls who were discussing Xiang Ru just now were poking with strange square objects.
With a little force, Mao Tuanzi jumped onto the girl's lap, meeting the gaze of the other party.
"I'll go..." the girl said blankly, typing in the box with a suspicious expression on her face-"I think the sequelae of cultivating immortals came, and I actually had the illusion that I saw a cat growing on my leg .”
Yi Shiyu turned her head to look, and typed a reply, "It's not an illusion, there is indeed a cat on your lap."
When He Shuang saw the message he had just received, he looked at his lap again. The cat was still there, staring at her phone curiously.
The hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly, and she swiped the screen in her heart: there is a cat on my lap!I have cats on my legs!
It's not an illusion or a delusion, it's a real cat, the kind with pointy ears and fluffy balls!
With trembling hands, almost holding her breath, she stretched out her paw towards the cat.
Just... just touch it, make sure... if it's real.
Mao Tuanzi didn't give her this chance. After confirming that the square object in her hand was not a threat, she kicked hard with her hind legs and jumped onto the desk.
This time, not only the two girls found him, but the people around also saw this white milk cat, and immediately exclaimed, mixed with a few words such as "It's a cat", "It's so cute", and Many people reached out to touch him.
There was such a big commotion in the corner of the classroom, Xiang Ru finished writing the last word on the blackboard, and when he looked back, he saw a slightly familiar fur ball jumping up and down on the desk, and there were constant exclamations wherever it passed.
Mao Tuanzi quickly jumped onto the lectern table, with claws close together, sat obediently on the lectern table, facing the indifferent Xiang Ru, and meowed.
Meow meow meow……
Why didn't you cook something delicious this morning?
You know I'm having a hard time finding this place...
I'm hungry and want meat!
It's a pity that I made you a beautiful dream last night, you don't even give me meat, you are heartless!
Xiang Ru took a deep breath, and from the corner of his eye, some students had already picked up their mobile phones to take pictures, and they were discussing with the people next to them from time to time.
He stared at the cat on the lectern, stretched out his hand to pinch the back of the cat's neck, and put the fur ball that appeared here for some unknown reason on the ground.
The Mao Tuanzi who was lifted to the ground flicked his tail, but he was not very angry, "Okay, you do your work first, and remember to make something delicious for me when you are done."
Of course, to Xiang Ru and the students in the classroom, this sentence was nothing more than a series of baby meows.
It has no other effect except to cause a bigger exclamation.
Mao Tuanzi quickly found a place—under the desk, on Xiang Ru's feet.
Xiang Ru, who was about to move: "..."
The hairballs on the feet are balls, curled up into a ball and lie on it, and don’t forget to look up at him: Look, I won’t disturb you, so you finish your work quickly, and then cook something delicious for me No?
The commotion caused by the appearance of a milk cat in the classroom gradually subsided. Although some people still swept across the edge of the podium from time to time, generally everyone calmed down a lot.
After Xiang Ru finished a class, he said that get out of class was over, but few people left the classroom. Many female students who were fuzzy went directly to the podium, trying to tease the milk cat during the get out of class time.
It's a white and soft fur ball, it looks fluffy, and it must feel good when you rub it.
But when they got to the podium, those girls were embarrassed instead.Professor Xiang, who had a sense of distance, stood still, and the milk cat nestled on his feet, showing no sign of coming down.
Want to tease the cat, tease Professor Xiang's lower body?
The girls who were close to the podium shuddered collectively. When they looked at Professor Xiang again, they didn't look like they were going to get angry, but many students had already automatically kept him at a respectful distance.
Although they can't say why.
"Wooooow, I really want to lick the cat!"
"Just want to lick the cat?"
"Okay, I still want to touch that tall cold flower."
"Wake up, that's an overlord flower." Yi Shiyu typed speechlessly, "It looks beautiful, and anyone who gets close to it will die, and no one can pick it away."
"I know, but I really want to pet the cat. The cat is not afraid of me and still actively approaches me. If I miss this cat, I will definitely regret it QAQ"
"Okay, don't think about it, the cat has already been taken away."
While the two were talking, Xiang Ru bent over and picked up the milk cat and left the classroom. Mao Tuanzi didn't struggle much, but just looked at the man who was directly holding the back of his neck with the death light.
Mention me in such a rude manner again?
If it weren't for the aura field around you, I would have scratched you to death with one claw.
Xiang Ru didn't know Mao Tuanzi's psychological activities at all, and kept a cold face all the way, carrying the milk cat, and went back to the teacher's lounge against the curious eyes of his classmates, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Panda.
"The cat was found. I'm in the lounge on the 5th floor of Gezhi Building. When is it convenient for you to come and take it away?"
The Mao Tuanzi was placed on the table by Xiang Ru, shook his head, and simply walked up and down on the table, looking strangely at Xiang Ru poking with a square object similar to those of the two girls.
Meow...look at me!
Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat on the table indifferently, and seeing that the milk cat showed no signs of leaving, he lowered his head and urged Panda.
ignore me?
Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, jumped into Xiang Ru's arms, caught the corner of his coat with his sharp claws, and meowed, "I'm hungry~"
Xiang Ru put down his phone, trying to pick off the milk cat that crawled on him.
Knowing that Mao Tuanzi would not do what he wanted, he even went one step further and climbed onto Xiang Ru's shoulder.
Only then did he realize that the man couldn't understand him at all, so he stretched out a hairy paw towards Xiang Ru's head, and he felt that at least he had to convey his desire to eat to the man.
The door was opened suddenly, and when Panda entered, he saw Xiang Ru and the milk cat turning their heads to look at him.
"Where did you find him?" Panda pulled down the zipper of the down jacket and asked Xiang Ru while panting.
Xiang Ru shook his head, "He just appeared in class by himself."
Mao Tuanzi glanced at Xiang Ru, then at Panda, as if he understood something.
His little guess was obtained when Panda walked towards him, wanted to catch him, and said in a soft voice, "Little Miaomiao, come quickly, come to me, I will take you home..." confirmed.
This man wanted to give him to this fat man again.
Mao Tuanzi was completely angry.He turned his head and yelled at Xiang Ru, then quickly jumped to the ground and rushed out of the room like a small white cannonball.
Panda stared blankly at Xiang Ru, "Run away again?"
Xiang Ru got up and patted the non-existent cat hair on his body, washed his hands again, and then nodded to Panda, humming.
"What's the next class?" He Shuang held a book in his hand and didn't even bring a pen. He yawned and asked Yi Shiyu next to him.
"No, today's class is only two periods."
"Ah, then I'll go back and catch up on sleep..."
"Will you still go to the class in Room 506?"
As soon as he put down his hand, He Shuang heard the reminder, hesitation was evident on his face, "I want to sleep... Yesterday I went to wasteland, I slept too late."
"Okay, then go back to the dormitory."
"But I also want to see beautiful boys QAQ"
"Sleep or look at men? Hurry up and choose one... After a while, the class will start, and you won't be able to squeeze in."
The girl was silent for a while, "Then I'd better go loafing, just watch one class, and then go back to sleep."
"..."
Mao Tuanzi squatted in the corner behind the door, listened to the conversation between the two with a dull face, and only came out from behind the door after the noise outside gradually died down.
I was almost trampled to death... why are there so many people!
I won't admit that I was a little intimidated just now.
After doubting his life for a while, he shook his ears again, raised his chest and raised his legs, and walked towards the place where the aura was the strongest.
All the way to the door of classroom 506 in Gezhi Building, Mao Tuanzi looked inside. The chairs, the aisle, and the back row of the classroom were full of people.
Mao Tuanzi: "..."
With so many of you crowded together, you didn't fight?
Xiang Ru was not far ahead, so he turned his head and continued to walk forward. Just after taking two steps, a faint scent came from behind and hooked his nose.
Mao Tuanzi stopped in his footsteps, stood there for two or three seconds, then slowly, slowly stepped back, returning to the position he had just been in.
He stared straight at the student who was eating at the back door of the classroom, and licked his lips.
Class was about to start, Li Peng held his textbook in one hand, and hurriedly ate his breakfast.He had just taken two bites when someone next to him bumped his arm.
"Why?" He swallowed the food in his mouth and asked vaguely.
"There is a cat at the door that has been staring at you." The classmate kindly reminded.
Hearing this, Li Peng looked over, and there was indeed a milky white milk cat squatting outside the door, and the cat was really looking at him.
To be more precise, he should be looking at the cake in his hand.
Li Peng smiled and bent over to squat down. He was already dressed thickly and the surroundings were crowded, so it was quite difficult to do such a movement.
"Little Maomao, do you want to eat too?" He softened his voice and waved the pancakes in front of the milk cat.
Mao Tuanzi's light blue eyes moved with the movements of his hands, looking extremely cute.Li Peng couldn't help reaching out to touch it, but was dodged. He simply tore a little bit of the bacon and chicken fillet inside the wrapping paper, and handed it to the milk cat, "I can give you a taste, but you can't eat it." Oh, too many."
Mao Tuanzi squatted there, staring at the tiny food in front of him, which could only be called shredded pork, and was stunned.
To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
After all, what he wanted in the first place was everything.
But in the end, he still swallowed the meat in one gulp, licked his mouth, and stared at Li Peng with unsatisfied interest.
Come on, go on, I want to eat!
Why don't you give me all of it!
Li Peng's pressure suddenly increased. After all, such a cute furball looked at you expectantly, and you couldn't be cruel enough not to feed him.
So he tore another portion of bacon and handed it over.
Just such a little meat is not enough for monsters to stuff their teeth.Mao Tuanzi couldn't help thinking of Xiang Ru again, if it was Xiang Ru, he wouldn't just feed him so little.
Xiang Ru stepped into the classroom just at this moment, and Li Peng didn't bother to feed the cat any more, he quickly finished the remaining finger biscuits and opened the textbook.
"Students by the window, please open the window." The handsome man stood on the podium, his voice was not loud, and the classroom quickly fell silent.
Those who opened the window opened the window, those who closed the door closed the door, Mao Tuanzi rushed into the classroom before the door was closed.
A white and round fur ball, in this very crowded classroom, few people really noticed it.
There are too many girls in the classroom, except for a few people who are focusing on the textbooks, the rest are basically staring at Xiang Ru, who would look down.
"I haven't seen you for a few days, Mr. Xiang is handsome again!!!" He Shuang was really excited.
"Calm down, you won't be able to watch it if you are invited out by name."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
If it's not a human being, it's still a ghost. Yi Shiyu is too lazy to complain about it. Women who are infatuated with nympho won't listen.
Hearing a familiar voice, Mao Tuanzi looked up, and it turned out to be the two girls from before.
He tried to look at Xiang Ru, but his current height... seemed invisible, so he thought about Xiang Ru's appearance in his mind, and nodded - the man surnamed Xiang was indeed quite handsome.
"Today we are talking about the order and reconstruction of the revolution, which corresponds to the content of Chapter 7 in the book..." Xiang Ru opened the handout, looked at the crowded classroom, frowned slightly, and started class.
Although there were many people, they were generally quiet. Xiang Ru's cold voice came, and Mao Tuan's paws were put under his chest, and he lay on the ground and listened for a while.The voice was nice, but he was not interested in what he was talking about, and he couldn't understand it, so he soon fell asleep.
He retracted his tail, dodged a classmate's foot, looked around, and decided to find a comfortable place for himself, at least not like the current situation, where he would be easily stepped on by accident.
After looking around, Mao Tuanzi finally chose the podium, and there was only Xiang Ru standing on it. It was not crowded, and it was close to the man, which was convenient for him to absorb the spiritual energy, and the position was perfect.
But he didn't want to just pass under people's legs all the way, he moved his eyes to the side, and the two girls who were discussing Xiang Ru just now were poking with strange square objects.
With a little force, Mao Tuanzi jumped onto the girl's lap, meeting the gaze of the other party.
"I'll go..." the girl said blankly, typing in the box with a suspicious expression on her face-"I think the sequelae of cultivating immortals came, and I actually had the illusion that I saw a cat growing on my leg .”
Yi Shiyu turned her head to look, and typed a reply, "It's not an illusion, there is indeed a cat on your lap."
When He Shuang saw the message he had just received, he looked at his lap again. The cat was still there, staring at her phone curiously.
The hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly, and she swiped the screen in her heart: there is a cat on my lap!I have cats on my legs!
It's not an illusion or a delusion, it's a real cat, the kind with pointy ears and fluffy balls!
With trembling hands, almost holding her breath, she stretched out her paw towards the cat.
Just... just touch it, make sure... if it's real.
Mao Tuanzi didn't give her this chance. After confirming that the square object in her hand was not a threat, she kicked hard with her hind legs and jumped onto the desk.
This time, not only the two girls found him, but the people around also saw this white milk cat, and immediately exclaimed, mixed with a few words such as "It's a cat", "It's so cute", and Many people reached out to touch him.
There was such a big commotion in the corner of the classroom, Xiang Ru finished writing the last word on the blackboard, and when he looked back, he saw a slightly familiar fur ball jumping up and down on the desk, and there were constant exclamations wherever it passed.
Mao Tuanzi quickly jumped onto the lectern table, with claws close together, sat obediently on the lectern table, facing the indifferent Xiang Ru, and meowed.
Meow meow meow……
Why didn't you cook something delicious this morning?
You know I'm having a hard time finding this place...
I'm hungry and want meat!
It's a pity that I made you a beautiful dream last night, you don't even give me meat, you are heartless!
Xiang Ru took a deep breath, and from the corner of his eye, some students had already picked up their mobile phones to take pictures, and they were discussing with the people next to them from time to time.
He stared at the cat on the lectern, stretched out his hand to pinch the back of the cat's neck, and put the fur ball that appeared here for some unknown reason on the ground.
The Mao Tuanzi who was lifted to the ground flicked his tail, but he was not very angry, "Okay, you do your work first, and remember to make something delicious for me when you are done."
Of course, to Xiang Ru and the students in the classroom, this sentence was nothing more than a series of baby meows.
It has no other effect except to cause a bigger exclamation.
Mao Tuanzi quickly found a place—under the desk, on Xiang Ru's feet.
Xiang Ru, who was about to move: "..."
The hairballs on the feet are balls, curled up into a ball and lie on it, and don’t forget to look up at him: Look, I won’t disturb you, so you finish your work quickly, and then cook something delicious for me No?
The commotion caused by the appearance of a milk cat in the classroom gradually subsided. Although some people still swept across the edge of the podium from time to time, generally everyone calmed down a lot.
After Xiang Ru finished a class, he said that get out of class was over, but few people left the classroom. Many female students who were fuzzy went directly to the podium, trying to tease the milk cat during the get out of class time.
It's a white and soft fur ball, it looks fluffy, and it must feel good when you rub it.
But when they got to the podium, those girls were embarrassed instead.Professor Xiang, who had a sense of distance, stood still, and the milk cat nestled on his feet, showing no sign of coming down.
Want to tease the cat, tease Professor Xiang's lower body?
The girls who were close to the podium shuddered collectively. When they looked at Professor Xiang again, they didn't look like they were going to get angry, but many students had already automatically kept him at a respectful distance.
Although they can't say why.
"Wooooow, I really want to lick the cat!"
"Just want to lick the cat?"
"Okay, I still want to touch that tall cold flower."
"Wake up, that's an overlord flower." Yi Shiyu typed speechlessly, "It looks beautiful, and anyone who gets close to it will die, and no one can pick it away."
"I know, but I really want to pet the cat. The cat is not afraid of me and still actively approaches me. If I miss this cat, I will definitely regret it QAQ"
"Okay, don't think about it, the cat has already been taken away."
While the two were talking, Xiang Ru bent over and picked up the milk cat and left the classroom. Mao Tuanzi didn't struggle much, but just looked at the man who was directly holding the back of his neck with the death light.
Mention me in such a rude manner again?
If it weren't for the aura field around you, I would have scratched you to death with one claw.
Xiang Ru didn't know Mao Tuanzi's psychological activities at all, and kept a cold face all the way, carrying the milk cat, and went back to the teacher's lounge against the curious eyes of his classmates, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Panda.
"The cat was found. I'm in the lounge on the 5th floor of Gezhi Building. When is it convenient for you to come and take it away?"
The Mao Tuanzi was placed on the table by Xiang Ru, shook his head, and simply walked up and down on the table, looking strangely at Xiang Ru poking with a square object similar to those of the two girls.
Meow...look at me!
Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat on the table indifferently, and seeing that the milk cat showed no signs of leaving, he lowered his head and urged Panda.
ignore me?
Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, jumped into Xiang Ru's arms, caught the corner of his coat with his sharp claws, and meowed, "I'm hungry~"
Xiang Ru put down his phone, trying to pick off the milk cat that crawled on him.
Knowing that Mao Tuanzi would not do what he wanted, he even went one step further and climbed onto Xiang Ru's shoulder.
Only then did he realize that the man couldn't understand him at all, so he stretched out a hairy paw towards Xiang Ru's head, and he felt that at least he had to convey his desire to eat to the man.
The door was opened suddenly, and when Panda entered, he saw Xiang Ru and the milk cat turning their heads to look at him.
"Where did you find him?" Panda pulled down the zipper of the down jacket and asked Xiang Ru while panting.
Xiang Ru shook his head, "He just appeared in class by himself."
Mao Tuanzi glanced at Xiang Ru, then at Panda, as if he understood something.
His little guess was obtained when Panda walked towards him, wanted to catch him, and said in a soft voice, "Little Miaomiao, come quickly, come to me, I will take you home..." confirmed.
This man wanted to give him to this fat man again.
Mao Tuanzi was completely angry.He turned his head and yelled at Xiang Ru, then quickly jumped to the ground and rushed out of the room like a small white cannonball.
Panda stared blankly at Xiang Ru, "Run away again?"
Xiang Ru got up and patted the non-existent cat hair on his body, washed his hands again, and then nodded to Panda, humming.
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