[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

The Jade Emperor secretly wanted to use Lin Ziyi to target Monkey King. It was nothing serious, but Lin Ziyi was a little scared when he heard about it.

Lin Ziyi had already given up those magical weapons that were meaningless to her, so this conspiracy could not be established fundamentally.The current situation only needs to be delayed again and again, pretending to be looking for a magic weapon to paralyze the Jade Emperor, even if the Jade Emperor finally finds out that there is no justifiable crime, the Jade Emperor will have nothing to do with her.

All that remains is to find a time to remind Monkey King to take precautions.

The number of times Lin Ziyi has been to the Heavenly Court can be counted on the fingers, and every time she came up, it was because of some messy things, and she didn't have much time to visit, so she didn't know where the Monkey King's cave was.Besides, she was in the state of eavesdropping and it was not safe, so she didn't remind Monkey King immediately.

Fortunately, she still has a few hairs that Monkey King left her at the Jinling Inn that day, so she should be able to find the Great Sage.

Although the great sage said that Lin Ziyi should be burned to recruit him when she is in danger.

But Lin Ziyi thought about it carefully, she would stay away from those magic weapons in the future, and head towards the sweet life of falling in love with mortals.As long as Ouyang Shaogong doesn't give up and troubles her with any excuse, then she shouldn't encounter any danger in the mortal world.

Lin Ziyi unwrapped the kit, poured the few hairs in her hand, counted them carefully, and then looked into the kit to make sure there were no omissions. Then a cluster of flames rose in her palm, and in an instant, those hairs were ignited. ashes.

Lin Ziyi sat by the window and waited for a while, and looked out for a long time, but she still didn't see Monkey King coming.

She was quite confused, thought for a while, and decided to follow Yuhuatian back to the capital first.

The town is not too far from Kyoto.

After whipping their horses and driving for more than half a day, they finally entered the city gate near dusk.

Lin Ziyi rode on the horse and looked at the bustling scene of the market and asked bewilderedly: "By the way, didn't you go to Jinling to catch the palace maid under the secret order of Concubine Wan Gui? I don't seem to remember that you did it. What if the task is not completed?" ?”

Yu Huatian was slightly taken aback, and then remembered the excuse that old man Xin made up for him to go out of the city on a business trip.

Concubine Wan Gui replied very well.

After all, she was just a palace maid who fled, very inconspicuous, Concubine Wan Gui issued that secret order only because she was angry.

As long as the words are more beautiful and more tactful, so that Concubine Wan Gui can listen comfortably, this matter will be over.As for what happened to that court lady, Concubine Wan Gui would not care too much.

Besides, the existence of the palace lady is not real at all.

Even if Concubine Wan Gui didn't believe him and sent someone to investigate secretly, they still couldn't find any traces.

Originally, it didn't matter if I told Lin Ziyi truthfully that this incident was actually planned by Old Man Xin, it wasn't a bad thing after all.

However, in the past few days, Lin Ziyi's mood was really not good.After finally talking more cheerfully, I'm afraid I'll be heartbroken when I hear this kind of news again.

Therefore, Yu Huatian only responded briefly: "It's okay. I have my own way to go back to Concubine Wan Gui."

Lin Ziyi nodded without doubting him, but frowned as if she suddenly thought of something, "Speaking of Concubine Wan Gui, I always feel that she is looking at you with a sense of certainty in her eyes? It's like a dog seeing a bone."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...you can't think of a better metaphor."

Lin Ziyi: "Oh, it's as if you met me."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "To be precise, it was the way you looked at me when I entered the palace for the first time. At that time, you even touched my neck! Did you have a crush on me from then on?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Was he threatening seriously at that time?

There is no need to rush into the city gate.

They walked slowly on horseback, and Lin Ziyi instructed earnestly: "You have ambitions and ambitions to become famous in the palace, so I don't advise you to go back to the mountains with me to bury your talent. But if you are with Concubine Wan Gui If you are wronged, remember to tell me."

Yu Huatian stared at her for a long time after hearing the words, then looked away, drove the horse leisurely, and said with a light smile, "Oh? What are you going to do?"

Lin Ziyi said seriously: "Let her listen to Kunqu opera twelve hours a day and sing each word for an hour, it will annoy her to death."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...It's a rather novel way of punishment. Do you all do this in the demon world?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "That's not true. I prefer the method that requires no bloodshed and has outstanding results."

Yu Huatian thought about it, and felt that this punishment method really felt a sense of irritability from the moment he heard it.

The two returned to Yufu slowly, only to see Ma Jinliang and Duckweed sitting side by side on the steps of Yufu, looking at the ground in a daze.

As if they heard the sound of horseshoes, the two of them turned their heads dully to look at Lin Ziyi and Yu Huatian who were on the horse, blinked, and then jumped up, their silly expressions turned into joy, and hurried over to greet them .

Lin Ziyi was supported by Duckweed to get off the horse, and Duckweed slapped her on the back and complained: "Miss Lin and Your Excellency have been out for too long. There is no one in the house who can talk except that stunned young man." People. I haven’t seen Master Yu’s pretty face for a long time.”

Lin Ziyi responded with a smile: "No matter how good-looking a person is, you haven't gotten tired of seeing him for so long?"

Duckweed put the burden on her back, blinked, and smiled playfully, "It's impossible to see too many beautiful things."

Compared to Lin Ziyi's relaxed atmosphere, Yuhuatian's side seemed much more serious.

Yu Huatian handed the reins to Ma Jinliang, and while smoothing out the wrinkles on his clothes, he casually asked, "What's the matter with Concubine Wan Gui?"

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Why do you have to talk about business as soon as you come back? Can't you listen to your subordinates and wait for your boss to return home these few days, and you have to get along with the little girl who keeps shouting "When will Mr. Yu bring your face back?" How bitter is it? ?

However, after thinking about it, Ma Jinliang still replied honestly: "I sent someone to ask my lord when you will come back. There is nothing else."

Yu Huatian nodded to show that he understood, then glanced at Ma Jinliang, frowned indistinctly, and said displeasedly: "I came back from another place, why are you more dusty than me. Go and change clothes , what does this look like?"

Ma Jinliang: "..."

I was scolded, and I felt so miserable.

Lin Ziyi was happily dragged by Duckweed into the gate of the house.

It was probably due to a change in thinking, now that Lin Ziyi saw this familiar layout in Yufu, she felt a sense of comfort at home.

Seeing that Yu Huatian didn't notice this side, Luping asked excitedly in a low voice, "Miss and Mr. Yu ride the same horse, have you made great progress in this trip?"

Lin Ziyi just wanted to go back to Duckweed, and her relationship with Yuhuatian has moved from the two one-way stories of "Grandfather Yu" and "Little Mink Demon, a Garlic Peeler" to the final fusion. Ma Jinliang was yelling in the yard to get everyone to gather in another courtyard.

Lin Ziyi didn't say any more, she just stood there and watched strangely.

Yuhuatian stood aside quietly, without explaining anything.

After arriving in the mansion, the people were bustling and standing in several rows. Yu Huatian took Lin Ziyi's hand and led her to the servants. He said in a deep and dignified voice, "From now on, Lin Ziyi will She is the hostess of this mansion. You can listen to her as much as you listen to me. Her orders are my orders. I don’t keep talkative and rebellious servants in my mansion. If anyone tells her not to It's all right, let's figure it out for ourselves."

He lowered his head and whispered in Lin Ziyi's ear, "You can give an order and try."

Lin Ziyi was half-understood by this incident. Hearing what Yuhuatian said, she couldn't think of what to ask them to do, so she tentatively said, "Everyone disband?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

The servants saluted obediently, and went about their own business.

Lin Ziyi was a little uncomfortable, and muttered: "Brother Huatian, what you said just now seems to be cruel to me."

Yu Huatian shook his head slightly, "This is necessary. Some people are very stupid. If I don't mention it, I'm afraid they won't understand."

He paused, and said: "After driving for half a day, you were not feeling well yesterday, so you should rest early today. I'll go to the study to deal with the things I have accumulated in the past few days."

Although Lin Ziyi didn't care much about the affairs of the palace, she also vaguely felt that after Old Man Xin left the palace, Yuhuatian was much busier than before.

Even though he was so busy, he was still willing to accompany her to Jinling without complaint, which made Lin Ziyi feel a little guilty.

Seeing Yuhuatian walking away, Luping said to Lin Ziyi: "Girl, if you don't get used to this, you can bear with it. Although we are both servants, and the Yu Mansion has strict discipline, some people, if Master Yu doesn't say so clearly , I’m afraid they will be unscrupulous. Their gossip is very ugly. Every time I hear it, I almost want to go up and fight with them.”

The mortal world has always been much more complicated than the demon world, with many rules and complicated hearts.

Although Lin Ziyi is not used to these things, but since she likes Yuhuatian, she will be patient and get used to these troublesome things.

Duckweed laughed again while talking, "Besides, this is Mrs. Yu's identity as a girl in the mansion. I'm afraid I can change my name to Ma'am if I don't have to visit the hall."

The more she said, the more delighted she became, "When the time comes, put on the red wedding dress made by Yuxuanzhai..."

Speaking of the wedding dress, Duckweed suddenly stopped, as if remembering something, and quickly said: "By the way, Miss Lin, a beautiful girl in red dress often comes to see you these days."

Lin Ziyi was slightly puzzled, "The one in red?"

In my impression, most of the women who love to wear red clothes come from Old Man Xin's home.

But Lin Ziyi was not familiar with them, and after talking to Old Man Xin, she became even stranger.

The only ones who can talk, Fourteenth Niang went to Changbai Mountain to repair Qiniang's soul in order to avoid getting married, and it is impossible to come back at this time.And Eleven Niang and Thirteen Niang lied to her again, so they shouldn't come to see her again.Siniang even married far away in the desert, and did not return to the Central Plains for a long time.

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, "Is the surname Xin here?"

Duckweed thought for a while, then nodded, "The surname is indeed Xin. She looks pretty, and there is a little red between her eyebrows. I remember her name is Xin, Xin Siniang!"

Lin Ziyi's eyes widened in surprise, a little unbelievable, "You, who are you talking about? Xin Siniang? Are you sure it's Xin Siniang?"

"Why do you panic when you hear the name of an old friend?"

The door of Lin Ziyi's room was gently pushed open, and a beauty in red with a lazy aura walked out from it.

Half of her body was leaning against the door frame, with a little blood between her brows, which made her appearance even more seductive.

Lin Ziyi flew over and was caught firmly by Xin Siniang, who hugged her tightly.

Xin Siniang touched Lin Ziyi's head, smiled and said, "You, you are still so reckless after so long."

Lin Ziyi rubbed her skirt contentedly, just pursing her lips and snickering.

Xin Siniang narrowed her eyes slightly, like a fox. She changed the subject and said, "By the way, I saw a strange-looking bird in your room. What is that? Can it be eaten? Is it delicious? What? eat?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "... Si Niang! At this moment, shouldn't you be crying and hugging me, feeling sorry for a long time! Don't see a strange thing and just want to eat it!"