[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Yu Huatian changed the dusty clothes, threw them to the young man standing quietly, took over the official uniform, and put it on meticulously.

When everything was ready, he looked at the blurred figure in the bronze mirror, frowned slightly, seemed dissatisfied with something, but said nothing.

At dusk, a few fiery clouds dotted the sky, rendering a different style.

The vendors in the market packed up their things and went home, the bustling and bustling sounds passed through the walls of the mansion and reached Yu Huatian's ears.

Although Concubine Wan Gui is in the harem, her hands are stretched out very long.

Not only is there her eyeliner in the palace, but also in the market outside the palace, and even many eyeliners were arranged by Yuhuatian himself.

After all, the news of Yuhuatian's return from Jinling should have been reported to Concubine Wan Gui by now.

Therefore, if Yu Huatian did not enter the palace to reply today, it would inevitably cause Concubine Wan Gui's dissatisfaction.

Facing the dusk, Yu Huatian walked out of the dormitory, and subconsciously looked at Lin Ziyi's room, only to see Lin Ziyi hugging a woman in red and saying something with a smile on her face.

Yu Huatian looked at Ma Jinliang rather displeased.

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Why are you staring at him?The lord just came back, he didn't do anything, he was stared at twice.

Yu Huatian frowned, "Why didn't you notify me when someone entered the mansion. Who allowed you to let people in at will?"

Ma Jinliang also felt strange, logically speaking, people in the mansion would never let people go so easily, why did the woman come in so easily.

Ma Jinliang saw Duckweed standing not far away, covering half of his cheek, not knowing what to do there, so he called out, "Duckweed."

Duckweed turned her head when she heard the sound, and the smile on her face hadn't faded, she hurried over and said, "What's wrong?"

Ma Jinliang frowned, with a serious face, "My lord is over here. Be serious. Don't laugh."

Duckweed immediately slumped, and the tears came as soon as she said it, and she took out her handkerchief to wipe her tears in a very artificial way, "Hey, blah, blah, blah."

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Ma Jinliang had a headache: "...Don't cry too. It's enough to be expressionless."

Looking at this scene, Yu Huatian felt that since Lin Ziyi came to Yufu, the painting style of the whole Yufu had changed.

Although he was a bit stupid at first, he was better than a subordinate who was strong in martial arts and willing to work hard. How did he become the stupid big man who is so majestic that even a little maid can't handle him.

Yu Huatian coughed lightly, and asked in a low voice, "Who is that woman talking to Lin Ziyi?"

Ma Jinliang immediately asked: "That's right. How did you do things? Who allowed you to let her in without notification?"

Luping said as a matter of course: "Of course it's Miss Lin. As for who allowed Miss Lin to do this, it's Mrs. Yu."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Blame him?

Luping turned her head to look at Xin Siniang, covered her face with excitement, "Her name is Xin Siniang. During the few days when Master Yu and Miss Lin went to Jinling, she often came to visit."

After finishing speaking, she seemed to realize something, and said with some confusion: "However, today she didn't come in through the gate, but came out directly from Miss Lin's room. Strange, how did she come in?"

Seeing Yu Huatian pondering, Ma Jinliang thought he was unhappy and wanted to blame him, so he quickly pleaded guilty: "It's my subordinate who didn't manage the security of the mansion well. I hope my lord will forgive me, my subordinate will definitely manage it strictly. I won't do it again This happened."

Yu Huatian was noncommittal, narrowing his eyes and looking at Lin Ziyi, without saying a word.

Xin Siniang's hearing has always been sensitive, and she has already heard everything they said clearly.

She couldn't help laughing, lowered her head, and said in Lin Ziyi's ear: "You, hold me again, I'm afraid some people can't help but rush over."

Lin Ziyi was a little ignorant, but she honestly let go of her arm, took Xin Siniang's hand instead, and said with emotion: "We haven't seen each other for more than 500 years. I slept for 500 years and woke up Later, I heard from my godfather that you married far away and went to the desert. The desert is vast, and I was entangled in common affairs, so I didn't go to the desert to find you. When did you come out of the desert?"

Xin Siniang raised her eyebrows, "It's been a while. After I came out, I went to Changbai Mountain, but I didn't see you there. Later, when I got home, I heard that you came to the capital. Your father asked me to send you a message that you Come back early."

She raised her eyes, her eyes fell on Yu Huatian's face, and she smiled meaningfully, "I said why you haven't come home after being out in the field for so long. It turns out that you found a handsome young man in the world."

Lin Ziyi followed Xin Siniang's line of sight, and happened to meet Yu Huatian's eyes.

Lin Ziyi smiled back at Yuhuatian, and did not hide it shyly, but admitted openly: "The iron tree still has its flowering time. I have lived for more than 1000 years, and it is normal to fall in love with someone."

Xin Siniang didn't respond, but turned her head and said to the room: "Come out. You heard it all. He admitted it himself. I'm afraid there is no hope for you."

Accompanied by these words, a creature with four hooves on the ground, dressed in grass-yellow fur and horns on its head, slowly walked out of the house, resembling a deer but not a deer.

The creature took a deep breath, and its two round eyes were full of tears. It choked up for a long time, and then stammered, "You, you, you, you, you, you lied to me! Wow! You lied to me!"

Seeing it like this, Lin Ziyi touched her forehead with a headache, and sighed deeply, "Si Niang, why did you bring it here from the mountains?"

Xin Siniang spread her hands, expressing her helplessness, "It's not my fault. He heard that I was coming to you and followed me all the way. I can't stop him."

Yuhuatian has an impression of the name Xin Siniang, and remembers that Lin Ziyi often mentioned that they are good sisters.

Therefore, Lin Ziyi and Xin Siniang reminisced about the old days, and he just waited and watched, and didn't intend to disturb.

However, just when he thought it was almost time and he should go out to the palace, he suddenly found such a strange thing appeared from Lin Ziyi's room.

...This can no longer be ignored.

Yu Huatian walked towards Lin Ziyi with strides, and stood beside her. Before she could speak, Lin Ziyi leaned over and interrupted happily, "Brother Huatian, you are here. Look, look, this is Si Niang."

Yu Huatian exchanged a warm greeting, "I've heard you famous for a long time."

Xin Siniang straightened up, squinted her eyes and looked at him, then smiled and replied, "I've heard of your name before."

Yu Huatian looked at the weeping creature that had shrunk to the ground with its two hooves covering its face, and asked Chi Chi, "Then this thing is...?"

Lin Ziyi introduced: "Oh, it's a roe deer."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian had a delicate expression, "You actually said I resemble it?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi pretended to be stupid, "Huh? Didn't the parrot spirit say that? I never said that."

When the roe deer heard this, he didn't know where the strength came from. Immediately, his two hooves hit the ground, and he stood up, wanting to attack Yuhuatian with his front hooves. Are you offended! I haven’t settled with you yet, yet you despise me first! Give me back my mountain flower! Give me back my mountain flower!”

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian took a step back slightly, the roe deer stumbled on his hind leg, fell to the ground with a "slap", and rolled, "I don't want to accept the reality. I don't want it. I promised me before going down the mountain, how can you lie to me?" .”

Xin Siniang saw that Yu Huatian was quite at a loss, and kindly explained: "The roe deer admires the white sable, and it can't stand it for a while."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian ignored Yan Chixia and Ouyang Shaogong because he regarded them as imaginary rivals in love.However, suddenly someone who really likes Lin Ziyi appeared like this, and he didn't know what to say.

Seeing it throwing its hoofs happily, he suddenly remembered the four hoof prints on the cloth bag called love letter when Lin Ziyi gave her ginseng.Could it be the love letter it sent?

Yu Huatian listened to this sentence with a complicated mood, thought for a long time, and could only reply, "...Oh."

Roe deer: "..."

Roe Deer: "Wow! He despised me! Shanhua, how could you pick a man with such a bad personality. I don't believe it! You promised me before you went down the mountain!"

Lin Ziyi had a headache when she heard this, and felt wronged.

She sighed and said: "When you went down the mountain, you asked me if I would like other roe deer. I said no. I really don't like roe deer. I like a person."

The roe deer choked for a moment, feeling that it was a miscalculation to only focus on his own people, but he still said bravely: "But you said he looks like a roe deer. I don't care. You are just lying to me."

Lin Ziyi has no face to love, "The silly roe deer means he is stupid, not that he looks like a roe deer. Brother Hua Tian, ​​what should we do?"

With a low voice, Yuhuatian seemed to suggest very seriously: "Kill and eat meat?"

The roe deer shook its body, and the fur on its butt exploded like white flowers.It stood up tremblingly, took a few steps back, and said hoarsely, "The intentions are sinister! Do you think you can stop my love for Shanhua by doing this?"

Although Yu Huatian was not used to the fact that animals could talk, he took it for granted at some point.

So, while he was talking here, he suddenly remembered that there were not only a few of them in the mansion, but also Ma Jinliang and Luping.

Yuhuatian turned his head, just in time to see duckweed and Ma Jinliang whispering with their heads down.

He secretly regretted his negligence, calmed down, and tried to listen to what they were saying.

Duckweed: "I didn't expect Miss Lin's friends to be so versatile."

Ma Jinliang: "Yes, I heard that some people know ventriloquism, but I didn't expect to see it in person today. It's as if they really spoke."

Yuhuatian turned his head blankly.

He forgot that these two were idiots.

The sky has gradually darkened, if she doesn't enter the palace again, I am afraid that Concubine Wan Gui will be dissatisfied.

Seeing the roe deer staring at him, Yu Huatian seemed determined to give up, seeing Xin Siniang wanting to stand by and watching, and Lin Ziyi being soft-hearted, she might not be able to withstand the stalking and keep him.

Yuhuatian didn't want it to stay at all, not even a single hair.

However, the roe deer belonged to Lin Ziyi's hill after all, and he had to ask for a symbolic opinion before making a move, so he lowered his head and asked, "Leave it to me?"

Lin Ziyi didn't know what Yuhuatian was going to do, but felt a headache, so she nodded.

As soon as she nodded, the hidden weapon in Yuhuatian's hand cut off a few strands of hair from the roe deer like a gust of wind, and nailed them straight to the wooden board.

The roe deer was so frightened that he ran away, but after running two steps, he turned his head and stared curiously at the hidden weapon in Yuhuatian's hand.

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "...Is it stupid?"

Lin Ziyi saw that Yuhuatian didn't mean to hurt the roe deer, but just wanted to scare it away, so she nodded and said, "How else can I say a silly roe deer. He's very curious. If you don't send it a few times, it won't let's go."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Such a fool has not been hunted by hunters, and it is fate to live to this day.

Yuhuatian wasted a total of ten hidden weapons before driving out the roe deer who turned back every three steps, and ordered the others to follow behind, so that it would not return to Yufu.

Xin Siniang looked at the excitement with a smile, and said in a frivolous tone, "If you chase it like this, when it returns to Changbai Mountain, I'm afraid it will go to your father to sue."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi was terrified, "My mother, then my father knows that the person I'm dating is still a mortal, wouldn't he want to kill me?!"

Xin Siniang comforted her, "It's not so fast. Your father is worried about your sixth sister now, so I'm afraid he won't come here so soon."

Lin Ziyi was at a loss, "Sixth Sister? What happened to my Sixth Sister?"

Xin Siniang covered her mouth and laughed, "Your sixth sister, who keeps saying that ordinary people are not good in every way, has taken a fancy to an ordinary person, and has been begging your father to agree to this for the past few days. I left early, and I don't know if I agreed. Still not. But with your father's temperament, I'm afraid it will not be so easy."

Lin Ziyi was dejected, "My father didn't like us getting along with mortals, and I was struck by lightning because of that scholar, so he hated mortals even more. I'm afraid it's about Sixth Sister, it won't be so easy to handle."

When Yu Huatian heard that Lin Ziyi's father would come, he was neither intimidated nor false.

Although his current status can't be regarded as a master, he has a dignified appearance and strong martial arts, and he and Lin Ziyi are also in love with each other.

It's just meeting a parent, so there's nothing for him to panic about.

However, Yu Huatian was thinking this way, but Lin Ziyi suddenly said in a panic: "It's over. If the Sixth Sister's matter is not handled properly and father is angry, then he will definitely spread the fire on us. Hua. Brother Tian is already ugly, with a stupid mouth, and my father always looks at his face, isn't this a shot in the muzzle?"

Xin Siniang comforted her, "An ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws. It's just a matter of time. Don't panic."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian was unable to cover half of his face.

How could he have forgotten the unique aesthetics of the Diao clan? Is a dignified palm print really useless in front of monsters?