[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Nie Xiaoqian's soul was stabilized by the little cultivation level scattered by Lin Ziyi, and she was able to safely bring Ning Caichen out of the dream.

Nie Xiaoqian originally thought that what she said would never come back and she felt sad, but when she suddenly heard Yan Chixia say that it was Lin Ziyi who lost some of her cultivation to protect her, she was so grateful that she wanted to repay her by offering her body as a cow and a horse. Lin Ziyi rejected her with the excuse of "I'm a family man so I can't be so romantic".

However, although Nie Xiaoqian stabilized her soul, but with such a serious injury, most of her cultivation accumulated over the years was also destroyed.

If she cultivated according to her original method of sucking blood, although she could not recover to her original level immediately, it would be much faster than Lin Ziyi's cultivation method.

It's just that Ning Caichen, a scholar, has no strength to restrain a chicken, but he is very jealous of evil.Nie Xiaoqian knew that if she still practiced in this way, she would definitely be rejected.

In addition, Nie Xiaoqian herself also has a heart of repentance, and she does not want to increase her cultivation base by harming people's lives like before.

Therefore, she finally chose to ask Lin Ziyi how to rely on the aura of the sun, moon and mountains to cultivate herself.

But judging from her current situation, if she encounters any monsters, she may be powerless to resist.

Yan Chixia was worried that the demon cave on the Jinling side would be destroyed, and Nie Xiaoqian's grandmother would have no one to rely on, so she would vent her anger on Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, and come to trouble them.In addition, there was still a long time before Chunwei, and he was not in a hurry to go to the capital, so he asked himself to escort Ning Caichen back to his hometown.

Yan Chixia originally wanted to invite Lin Ziyi to go sightseeing in the mountains and rivers, but before she could speak, she was slashed back by Yu Huatian.

He thought for a while, and in the end he just drove the carriage, smiled and said to Lin Ziyi: "When you get married, don't forget to inform elder brother. Although elder brother wanders around and is struggling all the year round, I can't accept the gift money from my sister." Always prepare it. I will definitely give you a big gift when the time comes."

Lin Ziyi asked curiously, "What kind of gift can you prepare?"

Yan Chixia stroked her chin and thought for a while, "A box of charms from the town house?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Fuck you, if you want a town house, I might as well invite the Great Sage to come and take a stroll."

Lin Ziyi ignored Yan Chixia's heartbroken look, and asked, "You just put me off like this. Besides, you're floating around like waves. If I really get married, where should you go?"

Yan Chixia nodded seriously, "That's true."

He had a flash of inspiration and clapped his hands, "By the way, isn't my brother-in-law a well-known figure in the palace? You just ask him to issue a notice that I'm wanted across the country. That way I can see it no matter where I wander."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...do you know what your behavior is commonly called?"

Yan Chixia was curious, "What?"

Lin Ziyi remained expressionless, "I'm going to die."

Yan Chixia: "..."

The small town of reunion is also the place of parting.

It was only a few days since the Painted Skin Demon was eradicated, the inn had a new owner, and the market became bustling.

Lin Ziyi watched Yan Chixia leave in the carriage. The sun was setting and she felt a little lost.

Although her father likes mortals a lot, he doesn't want to have close contacts with mortals, and he doesn't approve of them going down the mountain to stay in the mortal world.

So Lin Ziyi is probably the one with the closest relationship with mortals among their sisters.

It's just that the longer you live and the more people you meet, the more lonely you feel in your heart.

Ten years and 20 years, but with a slight change in appearance, we can still meet each other.

Hundreds of years and thousands of years, even the soul can't be found.

Lin Ziyi turned her head as if feeling something, and saw Yuhuatian standing quietly in front of the inn.

The red light of the setting sun paved a long road between them, and the gentle breeze engraved his figure into her eyes, carrying a long time.

Yu Huatian raised his eyes, seeing her staring at him in a daze, he suddenly laughed, the corners of his lips curled up like peach blossoms in spring.His smile spread over his brows, and his eyes were unconsciously pampered, as if he had drowned the girl in front of him in his heart.

Lin Ziyi watched, her heart skipped a beat suddenly, her cheeks were slightly hot, and a thin layer of blush was dyed by the setting sun.

She clutched her chest in bewilderment.

The beating of the heart under the palm of the palm coincided with the heartbeat that Yuhuatian made her feel that day.

He held out his hand to her, "What are you doing standing there stupidly? Come here."

Lin Ziyi stared blankly at him, then suddenly covered her cheeks and squatted on the ground.

Yu Huatian didn't know why, so he walked over and squatted down with her, wondering, "What's wrong? But you're sick?"

Lin Ziyi said sullenly, "Well, I feel like I'm sick."

Yu Huatian put on a serious expression, "Stand up and go back to the inn to rest, I'll go find a doctor. There's been a lot of work these days, and you haven't had a good rest, I'm afraid you've caught the wind and cold."

Lin Ziyi still kept her head buried, refusing to raise her face, but just shook her head, "No need, I know what the disease is, and it probably can't be cured."

Yu Huatian frowned, "What disease? How can it not be cured? I'm afraid there are no famous doctors in this small town. When you arrive in Kyoto tomorrow, follow me to the clinic first."

Lin Ziyi muttered vaguely, "I think I'm suffering from lovesickness."

Yuhuatian didn't hear clearly for a moment, "What?"

Lin Ziyi sighed, covering her cheeks with both hands and unwilling to let go, she just murmured to herself, "Hey, hey, I suddenly think Brother Huatian is so good-looking, it subverts my aesthetics, it's amazing What should I do?"

This made her return to the mountains and how to popularize the correct aesthetics with those young juniors.

Yu Huatian felt that she must be suffering from some kind of illness when she was so strange, and seeing her flushed cheeks again confirmed this idea.

Lin Ziyi could only be forced to rest on the bed with her eyes closed, pretending that she was sleeping peacefully.

After hearing the soft closing sound of the door, Lin Ziyi secretly opened one eye, looked around, and only let out a sigh of relief after realizing that Yuhuatian had indeed left.

Lin Ziyi rolled around on the bed with the quilt in her arms, and she seemed to be quite confused and said to herself, "What's wrong with this? Suddenly I feel that Brother Huatian is as beautiful as a painting, and when I touch my little hand, my heart will thump. It's like a fool falling in love in a storybook. It's over, if things go on like this, will I lose IQ?"

She turned over with the quilt in her arms, and said to herself, "After the two are in love, in order to heat up the relationship, the general routine in the storybook is to quarrel and make up, and then quarrel and then make up again, should I talk to Huatian?" Brother, is there a fight? But we have nothing to quarrel with? How about I practice with Victor Maimaiti first? But it will say that the imperial concubine should eat something, and speak foreign languages ​​when it is in a hurry, and it I can't understand the quarrel, it's a disadvantage."

"Forget it, forget it. If you don't activate the quarrel skill, you won't force it." Lin Ziyi got impatient with the thought, and simply gave up.As soon as the quilt covered her head, she couldn't help "hehehe" and laughed, "I found out that I like someone, and I know that person likes me, so it's such a happy thing."

Due to Ouyang Shaogong's reason, Lin Ziyi's mind has been depressed for the past few days, and it has finally been diluted a lot, so she relaxes.Rolling around on the bed and talking to himself for a while, he was so sleepy that he fell asleep.

However, as soon as she closed her eyes, she should have greeted a peaceful darkness, but unexpectedly, she saw a piece of magnificence.

Lin Ziyi looked at the Jade Emperor who was sitting high above, with a look of death on his face.

The Jade Emperor put the things in his hands on the table, and seeing her expression, he couldn't help but said, "What's your expression?"

Lin Ziyi clutched her heart, "Hey yo yo" and lay down on the ground, "My heart hurts. Hey, my heart hurts so much. I feel that life is so hard."

Jade Emperor: "..."

Jade Emperor: "...don't come to heaven to touch porcelain for me."

Lin Ziyi felt that she no longer needed to collect magic weapons, so the agreement with the Jade Emperor would naturally be voided.With no handle, although she wouldn't be too presumptuous, she didn't need to be as cautious as before when she spoke.

And just two good days passed, when she was rushing to be happy, she saw the Jade Emperor as soon as she closed her eyes, which made Lin Ziyi very upset.

Lin Ziyi stood up with a sad face, "What do you want me to do, Jade Emperor?"

The Jade Emperor said slowly: "I heard from Lei Gong that you found the magic weapon again?"

Lin Ziyi turned her head and glanced at Lei Gong who was standing in the corner, and complained: "Is my fate this year unlucky? Why do I always commit crimes?"

Lei Gong lowered his head, "The responsibility lies."

Lin Ziyi nodded, "I owe my career."

Lei Gong: "..."

When Lin Ziyi hurriedly escaped from the stone room, she saw a phoenix piano placed on the piano platform.

At that time, she fell into a dream, and Yu Huatian was not around, presumably Lei Gong noticed that the magic weapon was near her.

Since the magic weapon is useless to her, keeping it by her side will only increase troubles, it is better to throw this hot potato out, it has nothing to do with who gets it in the end.

Lin Ziyi thought about returning to Yufu and throwing out all the magic weapons in her hand, while sighing pretendingly, "I saw it, but I didn't want to lose my wife and lose my army. Not only did I not get a new one, but It was originally there, but others snatched it by force.”

The Jade Emperor frowned, "Who is so bold?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, looking pitiful, "I don't know. I've never seen it before. I'm eight feet tall, so I can't beat him."

The Jade Emperor lowered his eyes and pondered for a while, "Can you see the prince Changqin?"

Lin Ziyi hesitated for a moment, shook her head and said, "I haven't seen it. If I saw it, I would have brought it here."

The Jade Emperor nodded thoughtfully, not knowing whether he believed it or not.

Lin Ziyi faintly felt his hatred of destiny from the conversation with Ouyang Shaogong in the dream that day.

After all, after many years of crossing the soul, and being widowed and in love, Lin Ziyi can imagine what the fate of Gu Sha will encounter.

If he is allowed to die under the most detested fate, it is probably the happiest revenge.

He lied to her for so long, and then lightly evaded it with a sentence of forgetting, she was so angry that she couldn't do anything too much.

But Lin Ziyi didn't want to do that.

She just wanted to take Prince Changqin, Jingming Daoist, Bai Shiqing, Ouyang Shaogong, and Xu Benhuai who targeted her everywhere from her life journey, and leave a rainy field with her to spend the rest of her life in a normal way. enough.

She doesn't care what Ouyang Shaogong wants to do.

She will not interfere with what Ouyang Shaogong will do in the future.

They are strangers.

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard, thinking of something, he smiled kindly, and comforted Lin Ziyi, "You don't need to pay too much attention to it. Do you remember the monster who competed with you for the magic weapon?" , where did it appear? Why don’t I lend you a few heavenly soldiers and accompany you to get back the magic weapon.”

The Jade Emperor's kind attitude made Lin Ziyi suspicious, she made up nonsense calmly, "I think it should be the demon clan. He snatched the magic weapon and left. here."

The Jade Emperor paused, but hesitated.

The Heaven Realm and the Demon Realm have always been at odds. In the past, there were many conflicts, but the struggle has been fruitless for a long time. It is rare to settle down in the past few years.If the person who snatched the magic weapon was really from the demon clan, the Jade Emperor could not rush to snatch it back.

Lin Ziyi knew that the Jade Emperor was unwilling to disrupt the current balance, so she said this on purpose.

She thought for a while, and tentatively said: "This collection of magic weapons is a violation of the rules of heaven. Although I know it in my heart, I am helpless because of love. The Jade Emperor was willing to send troops to help me, but changed his mind?"

The Jade Emperor coughed lightly, "This...collecting magic weapons still violates the rules of heaven. I just feel that you, a little monster, are so affectionate. , But if you think about it carefully, there are many grievances in this magic weapon, and it would be a good thing if you can help them enter reincarnation. If you want to collect all the magic weapons, I will try my best to be under the rules of heaven and avoid some punishment for you."

The kind face of the Jade Emperor made Lin Ziyi see clearly that this matter was not as simple as she thought.

She originally thought that the transaction that the Jade Emperor had mentioned before was aimed at Prince Changqin.

But now it seems that the Jade Emperor doesn't care about the prince Changqin, but wants her to collect all the magic weapons.

Prince Changqin is just a cover, and Jade Emperor wants to use Prince Changqin to confuse her and use her to achieve some goals.

But what's the benefit to the Jade Emperor after collecting all the magic weapons?

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, but she didn't show her confusion on her face, and she didn't say that she didn't want to find the magic weapon anymore.She always felt that it would be bad for the Jade Emperor to disobey the Jade Emperor and make him angry by saying such things.

Lin Ziyi's expression seemed to be moved by the words that the Jade Emperor said, she lowered her body, and said words of thanks in exchange for the Jade Emperor's extremely hypocritical laughter.

The Jade Emperor seemed to feel that his meaning had been conveyed, so he raised his hand and said, "Go down by yourself."

Lin Ziyi responded softly, walked out of the main hall slowly, but did not go back, but hid in a corner instead, listening to the movement from the other side of the main hall.

On weekdays, there are heavenly guards around the main hall, but today there is no one, as if they have been transferred away.

After waiting for a while, Lin Ziyi heard Lei Gong asking the Jade Emperor in a low voice, "Does the Jade Emperor believe what that little demon said?"

The Jade Emperor chuckled, and said: "Believe it or not, it doesn't matter, even if she is a little clever, it's just to hide those magic weapons, and she doesn't want me to notice too soon. After she gathers them all, how can she hide them?" .”

Lei Gong echoed, "The Jade Emperor is wise."

The Jade Emperor seemed rather complacent, and his tone was self-satisfied, "At that time, the rules of heaven will not allow it, and the punishment will naturally be more serious than those 81 thunderbolts. How could he just sit idly by?"

Lin Ziyi was startled, but it wasn't because of the heavy punishment that the Jade Emperor said.After all, from Jade Emperor's ambiguous words and his attitude that he needed to transfer the Heavenly Soldiers away for secret talks, she had long since lost faith in his promise that the punishment would be reduced.

Lin Ziyi just didn't understand why the Jade Emperor would choose this way of inducing to make things difficult for a little monster like her.

In this heavenly court, she doesn't know many people, they are nothing more than Sanniang, Hu Siniang and other little fairies.

If Lin Ziyi was punished, the person who would not sit idly by...the only one would be the Great Sage.

The voice of the Jade Emperor was sinister, "Even if he becomes a Buddha, so what. He has a weakness, but he is still a lowly monster. Since I released the bait, I don't worry if he doesn't take the bait."

Lin Ziyi only felt scared, she bit her lower lip, and murmured absently: "Jade Emperor, you want to use me to deal with the Great Sage?"