[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

The inn was quite clean, but it was relatively empty and quiet, as if there were no other guests.

The shop waiter invited them in respectfully, wiped the table diligently with a rag, and asked enthusiastically: "What do you two want to order? I'll go and ask the kitchen to prepare it. To tell you the truth, our big The chef is the imperial chef who came out of the palace, and he specializes in cooking for the ladies in the palace. You two, today is a good day."

Lin Ziyi sat on the bench and said decisively, "Then here's a roast chicken."

The waiter was stunned for a moment, wondering: "It's already such an hour outside, I'm afraid I can't cook chicken."

Lin Ziyi was surprised: "A cook who can't cook chicken can still be called a royal chef?"

The second shopkeeper: "..."

How can cooking roast chicken become the standard of imperial chefs?How could a lady order roasted chicken and eat it with a chicken leg in each hand? !Scared the emperor to death, okay?

Lin Ziyi has little experience in ordering food.

The roast chicken was delivered by someone, and the fruit can be picked outside, so she didn't know what was sold in the inn, and what she remembered was the sauced beef in the book.

She thought about it, and felt that she couldn't be so unconventional. She planned to try something she hadn't eaten before, so she asked, "Do you have any seafood here?"

The waiter nodded quickly, "Yes, there are. They are all freshly delivered by a nearby fishing boat today, and they are still alive and kicking. What does the girl want?"

Lin Ziyi didn't know why, but suddenly remembered what she asked Monkey King before the white dragon horse kicked his son.But Sun Wukong didn't answer her at that time, so she still doesn't know the answer.

So she turned her head and asked Yu Huatian, "Brother Huatian, do dragons count as seafood?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian suspected that he had heard it wrong, "...what did you say?"

Lin Ziyi repeated patiently: "Do dragons count as seafood?"

Yu Huatian didn't understand why she would suddenly ask such a question, and hesitantly said, "Dragon is a legendary creature..."

Lin Ziyi said seriously: "But in your eyes, it's a legend, not in my side. The dragon kings of the East China Sea, West Sea, South China Sea and North Sea are regarded as high-ranking dragons, but there are also dragons with no official ranks in the sea. In fact, in the small river There are dragons, too."

She had a very confused expression on her face, "Most dragons stay in the sea, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in charge are all seafood, so it should also be seafood. But there are dragons in the river, so is it seafood?"

Yu Huatian felt that this question was difficult to answer, so he said perfunctorily: "The dragon in the sea is seafood, and the dragon in the river should be seafood."

Lin Ziyi immediately turned her head and said to the shop waiter who slipped away in a daze, "Then let's get a dragon. You want the ones from the sea, not the rivers. You can have charcoal-grilled dragon tails, sweet and sour dragon meat, braised dragon claws and so on."

The second shopkeeper: "..."

Shop waiter: "...Girl, stop joking with me."

Lin Ziyi was disappointed, "Why don't you have anything?"

The second shopkeeper: "..."

This girl looks good, why is there still some problem in her mind.

"Yo, here's a guest."

The shop waiter was having a headache with Lin Ziyi's order, when he heard this, he raised his head and shouted, "Madam Boss."

The woman who looked like a young woman swayed her waist and slowly walked down the stairs.Her eyes fell on Lin Ziyi, her eyes narrowed unconsciously, she paused for a moment, then turned her face, and smiled charmingly at Yu Huatian who was sitting opposite Lin Ziyi, "The two guest officials came here in a hurry. , must be very tired."

She glanced at the waiter in the shop and asked, "Why are you so slow, you haven't served the guests yet?"

The shop waiter felt aggrieved, "The customer didn't order any good food."

The proprietress raised her eyebrows, "Then I just listened to the movement below. Why hasn't the customer ordered yet?"

The waiter in the shop was even more aggrieved, "I ordered it. But there is no one in the inn."

The proprietress didn't believe the words, she covered her mouth and laughed, "Hey, what did you order? Will our inn still exist?"

Shop waiter: "The girl ordered roast chicken, charcoal-grilled dragon tail, sweet and sour dragon meat, and braised dragon claws."

Boss lady: "..."

The proprietress: "...Girl, are you here to mess things up?"

Lin Ziyi looked her up and down, but said nothing.

The proprietress smiled and said, "Why are you looking at me like this, Miss?"

Lin Ziyi replied bluntly: "Look at you, you are ugly, and you still come to open a shop."

Boss lady: "..."

The proprietress held back her anger, pretended not to care, and smiled secretly, sneering secretly, "My girl's accent is too strong, I really can't understand it. Since the two of you are still hesitating, why don't you order some of the signature dishes in the inn. Delicious and cheap inexpensive."

Lin Ziyi said tit for tat: "The gate of this inn welcomes visitors from all corners of the country. Why do you come to the front to say hello if you don't understand the accent? Isn't it just adding to the confusion?"

Yu Huatian interjected at the right time: "Just order this."

The proprietress gritted her teeth, but still smiled, and said, "Then don't bother the two of you. How many guest rooms do you want to open after the two guests have finished their meal?"

Before Yuhuatian could speak, Lin Ziyi replied, "One room."

Yu Huatian glanced at her, but lowered his eyes and said nothing.

The lady proprietress shook her head slightly and said: "Our inn hasn't been crowded recently, it's very spacious, there's really no need to squeeze into one room."

Lin Ziyi looked at Yuhuatian and wondered, "Why didn't she go according to the story in the storybook? In the storybook, when a man and a woman came to the inn, didn't the shopkeeper ask them to join the same room? Why did I take the initiative? Mention one room, but ask us to open two?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "I put a copy of the "Three Character Classic" in my bag as a basis. You can study it in the guest room."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

In the end, two rooms were opened.

Yu Huatian waited until the proprietress left the lobby, then asked Lin Ziyi in a low voice: "But what's wrong?"

Lin Ziyi asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Yu Huatian calmly stated: "With your temperament, you will not make trouble for no reason, and confront people tit for tat. Therefore, I think you should be aware of something,"

Lin Ziyi laughed immediately, patted Yu Huatian on the shoulder, and said in a strange voice, "Little young man, not bad. Now you know me to this extent."

Yu Huatian grabbed her hand that fell on his shoulder, and said seriously: "Don't make trouble. But it has something to do with the heart-eating monster that the waiter said?"

Lin Ziyi nodded, "The proprietress just now is a monster. I can't tell what kind it is, but it seems that I shouldn't have lived as long as me, and my skills are not too deep, so I didn't see that I was a monster."

Yu Huatian was thoughtful and asked, "Since you know there are demons, why did you settle here?"

Lin Ziyi explained: "The proprietress here should have been following us as soon as we entered the city. It is already evening, and when we leave the city, there are mountains and forests. The terrain is quite rough. We are not as familiar with the terrain as the proprietress, so we will definitely suffer. It's better to stay in this inn first, at least I know the enemy."

Yu Huatian nodded in agreement, and then said: "You have learned a lot from this. It's just why you deliberately provoked her again and again just now?"

"Ah, that." Lin Ziyi waved her hands nonchalantly, "I just focused her anger on me, so that she would come to me first and not run to your side."

Yu Huatian was silent for a long while, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't open his mouth, finally he just said dryly: "I'm not afraid. I should protect you well."

Lin Ziyi fiddled with the chopsticks, just smiled and said, "Then next time. Wait for Brother Huatian to show off your heroism, and let them see the bravery of the people in the city."

Yu Huatian: "...who taught you how to choose words and make sentences."

The so-called signature dish was brought to the table quickly, and it was very common, and it didn't look strange because the proprietress was a monster.

But most of the mentality was affected, Yuhuatian looked at the dishes on the table, but did not move his chopsticks.

Lin Ziyi reassured: "It's okay, just eat at ease, they won't add any perspiration or poison."

Yu Huatian asked back: "Are you so sure?"

Lin Ziyi held the rice bowl, thinking about which one to eat first, and replied: "This kind of female monster who intends to harm people always has a kind of self-confidence after transforming into a human form, thinking that all men will be moved by her beauty. Then When hooking up and hooking up, dig out people's hearts. That's why they won't use the methods of mortals."

Yuhuatian turned his head inadvertently, but saw the proprietress watching them quietly in the dark.

The proprietress noticed Yu Huatian's gaze, and she didn't hide it, she just brushed her temples and gave him a wink.

Yuhuatian turned his head expressionlessly.

Lin Ziyi commented: "Understood. Confident."

Yuhuatian seemed to have lost his appetite, so he didn't eat much after taking a few mouthfuls.

Lin Ziyi felt that according to Yuhuatian's cleanliness disorder, she should not be afraid, but feel that the chopsticks are not clean.

The shop waiter put away the bowls and chopsticks, then raised his hand and shouted: "The two guests come with me."

Their room is in the middle of the second floor, and the two rooms face each other.

The shop waiter led them into their respective rooms, then nodded and said, "Take a good rest, I won't bother you any more. If you have anything to do, please tell me, and I'll be in the lobby of the inn."

Lin Ziyi stopped him and asked, "By the way, where is your proprietress? I just picked up a Yingluo, but it belongs to her?"

"The proprietress should be in the cubicle on the third floor at this time." The waiter looked at the Yingluo in Lin Ziyi's hand, thought for a while, and said, "I don't know if this belongs to the proprietress. She never allows people to go to her room, so I will ask the girl about this tomorrow."

Lin Ziyi nodded and said, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Yuhuatian saw that the waiter in the store was leaving with Yingluo, so he asked, "When did you bring something from the proprietress?"

Lin Ziyi smiled slyly, flipped her palm, and another necklace appeared out of thin air, "I'm bluffing him. Soldiers never tire of cheating."

Seeing her shrewdness, Yu Huatian couldn't help but shook his head with a smile and said, "You're good at playing tricks. What are you going to do now? Wait for her to come over?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "I'm afraid she won't come here until midnight. Since she usually refuses to allow people to enter her room, there must be something in it. I want to go and see first. Knowing yourself and your enemy wins every battle."

Yu Huatian said: "I will go with you."

Yu Huatian's lightness kung fu was very good, he wrapped his arms around Lin Ziyi's waist, stepped on the window lattice, and stepped on the roof like flying, his toes didn't make any sound when they touched the tiles.

Lin Ziyi imitated the movements that heroes often do in the storybook, and slowly lifted the tiles, just in time to see the proprietress with her back to them, combing her hair slowly.

Although the inn was tidy, the cubicle was unexpectedly messy, and it looked a little weird with the dim lights.

The proprietress gently placed the wooden comb on the dressing table, put her hands behind her head, bent her fingers, and tore apart the flesh.Like undressing, she slowly took off her beautiful skin.What was gradually revealed inside was a monster with a ferocious face and fangs.

The monster spread the skin on the table, picked up the brush, and painted the eyebrows on the skin seriously.

Lin Ziyi turned her head to look at Yu Huatian's tightly frowning expression, and comforted her, "It's kind of disgusting."

Yu Huatian still frowned, "This room is really dirty. There are still spider webs hanging over there."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Brother Huatian, isn't your focus a bit wrong?"

The monster dropped the pen, looked back and forth, and seemed quite satisfied.The two blue paws picked up the leather bag and shook it, like shaking clothes, and the ferocious face turned into the appearance of the proprietress again.

Lin Ziyi looked at it for a moment, "I guess she wants to seduce you instead of me."

However, the monster didn't know what to think, and took a look in front of the mirror, but suddenly angrily swept away the things on the table.She took off this pair of skins, hung them on the hanger, picked them out, and took out another skins.

After she tossed and dressed for a while, Lin Ziyi realized that she had changed into a handsome boy.

Lin Ziyi whispered: "It seems that you still need to find me first. Brother Huatian, you are not as charming as me."

Yu Huatian tapped her forehead with his fingers, indicating that she should be more worried about her own safety at this time.

He covered up the tiles, and led Lin Ziyi back to the guest room on the second floor.

Lin Ziyi closed the window, sat on a chair beside her, and began to popularize science, "That monster should be a painted skin monster. It looks extremely ugly and likes to collect the skins of beauties. Both men and women accept them. Usually, they wear beauty skins to seduce mortals, and then eat them. Take that mortal's heart."

Yu Huatian just asked: "Is it very powerful?"

"It's not very powerful." Lin Ziyi replied lightly, "My cultivation base is scattered like this now, it's easy to hang her up."

Yu Huatian asked the perplexity he had been having for a long time, "To what extent do you mean that your cultivation base is gone?"

Lin Ziyi thought about it, and felt that the question was too abstract, so she replied: "Let me give you an example. My cultivation before being struck by lightning, if I want to turn you into a concubine, I can turn you into a concubine." Concubine Wan Gui's appearance. After being struck by lightning, I won't be able to change you at all. At most, I will give you a trick to change your clothes."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...that kind of useless cultivation should be gone."

Since Lin Ziyi was full of confidence, Yu Huatian also believed that the monster was really weak.After all, if she couldn't beat her, Lin Ziyi would not slap her face swollen to pretend to be fat, but would honestly discuss countermeasures with him.

The two went back to their rooms.

Lin Ziyi wanted to sit on the sidelines and wait, to see what the monster would do to her.

Yu Huatian told her to be careful, then closed the door and blew out the candles.

However, there is no need to worry, but Yuhuatian still has some thoughts about that.

He has always been a very light sleeper. Although his eyes were closed, he heard the sound of someone walking down the corridor.

The voice came from far to near, and after a while, it stopped abruptly.

Then, Yuhuatian heard that person knocking on the door of the guest room where Lin Ziyi was staying.

The door was opened, and Lin Ziyi's dazed voice reached his ears, softly, "Who are you?"

The man chuckled and replied, "Don't ask me who I am, and don't ask me where I come from. To meet is to be destined. Girl, you and I can meet here, it is the fate sent to us by God. It's not as good as we Recite poems and admire the moon together, talk about life freely, every moment is worth a thousand gold."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian opened his eyes, "...what the hell?"