[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi looked at the painted skin monster in front of her who was dressed in elegant white clothes and pretended to be romantic with a paper fan, and her heart was very complicated.

What the hell is this? With this level of lines, he can successfully hook up with others and make people panic in this county.Or is it enough for ordinary people to look at their faces?

I always feel that even if his appearance is categorized as extremely handsome, coupled with such careless lines, his face control is like duckweed, and he will not be tricked.

The man felt very good. Seeing Lin Ziyi's complicated expression, he thought she was overwhelmed by his skinny appearance.He smiled slightly, shook his folding fan slightly, and wanted to hold Lin Ziyi's hand with one hand, "Aren't you going to invite me in, Miss?"

Lin Ziyi originally thought that after the Painted Skin Demon came here, she would use pure force to get rid of him by beating him indiscriminately.

However, when Lin Ziyi saw his clumsy acting skills that forced him to pretend to be a lover, she thought of teasing him for a while.

Lin Ziyi lowered her head shyly, turned her body slightly, and said softly, "Young Master, come in."

The Painted Skin Demon didn't doubt that he was there, and with a bewildered and confident smile, he strode into the room.

Lin Ziyi gently closed the door, her fingers trembled slightly, and a cloth bag wrapped in blue floral cloth appeared on the head of the bed out of thin air.

She rubbed her face, sat opposite the Painted Skin Demon, and asked excitedly, "Brother, do you want to buy ginseng?"

The Painted Skin Demon was planning to come up with a few sour poems to meet the occasion, when he suddenly heard her question, he couldn't help being stunned, and replied stammeringly: "Buy, what do you buy?"

"Ginseng." Lin Ziyi unceremoniously raised her hand to pinch his shoulder, and shook him vigorously.When the wooden hairpin on the painted skin demon's head fell off and her hair was disheveled, she withdrew her hand and said in disgust, "Brother, take a look for yourself, with your thin and small body, you look very weak at first glance, so don't add some nourishing medicinal materials How can I do it. You are lucky to meet me today, authentic wild ginseng, as long as you 1000 taels. How about it?"

Painted Skin Demon: "..."

The plot didn't go right.

The Painted Skin Demon was stunned for a while, and forced to return to the romantic topic of Huatian Yuexia, so she coughed twice, and said in a slow voice: "Girl, today's moonlight..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Lin Ziyi's sudden approach.He asked in surprise, "Gu, girl?"

Lin Ziyi slowly sat back to her original position, touched her chin with her hand, and said deeply: "Brother, your complexion is too bad, and it seems that your kidneys are also weak. Why don't you buy some Eucommia and eat it with ginseng. Not only tonify the kidneys and the body, but also It comes with an anti-abortion effect, which is very suitable. Even if you are here today, with Eucommia and ginseng, you can give me 500 taels."

Painted Skin Demon: "..."

What a ghost he is!Don't want this kind of additional effect at all!

The Painted Skin Demon took a deep breath, wanting to get rid of Lin Ziyi's influence, and continued with her script, "Why don't we drink and recite poems..."

Lin Ziyi glanced at him because of his persistence, blinked, and interrupted: "I took a closer look, and realized that your appearance is really ugly, my lord."

Although this young man's skin is not the Painted Skin Demon's favorite.But according to the aesthetics of the Painted Skin Demon, he is definitely extremely handsome.

So, when he first heard this, he thought he had heard it wrong.However, after he understood, a fire arose in his stomach, and he stood up immediately, his fingers like claws, trying to dig out Lin Ziyi's heart.

Lin Ziyi pretended not to know, stood up, and dodged his attack casually.She moved to the bedside, put the cloth bag on the table, and asked in surprise, "My lord, why are you standing up? Are you leaving?"

The Painted Skin Demon regained consciousness after losing one blow, and felt that she shouldn't be acting so recklessly, so she forced a smile and sat back, saying, "No. I'll just stretch my muscles."

"Young master, you should exercise your muscles and bones. Otherwise, your body would be so weak." Lin Ziyi nodded in agreement, and her subordinates opened the cloth bag, "But it doesn't matter if you look ugly, young master. I have Xueyan Pill. This pill But thirteen alchemy masters used more than 100 kinds of medicinal materials and refined it in 81 days. After eating it, the skin becomes as thick as fat, the face is as white as jade, reborn as if reborn. It can be said to be a must-have elixir for beauty."

The Painted Skin Demon has an ugly appearance and has no gender distinction.He likes to decorate himself with the skin of beauties, and cares more about appearance than other monsters.

The Painted Skin Demon looked at the medicinal materials in the cloth bag and the small wooden box in the middle, and was dubious, "So amazing?"

Lin Ziyi said triumphantly: "It's not amazing, can I recommend it to you, young master? Look at the young master who was with me, because he took this Xueyan pill, he is so handsome. He didn't think it was enough after taking one. I want to buy a few more. However, I only have one left now, so I have to take him back with me to refine more. For this Xueyan Pill, he is willing to wait ninety-nine, eighty-one days."

The Painted Skin Demon feeds on people's hearts, and he only cuts people's hearts to eat people's hearts.However, when he saw Lin Ziyi and Yu Huatian today, he planned to take off their skins and use them for himself.

After killing them, it would be very cost-effective to harvest the Xueyan Pill again.

The Painted Skin Demon remained calm, held a small wooden box in its hand, and did not open it, but asked, "It's so amazing, how much does it cost?"

Lin Ziyi stretched out a hand, "5000 taels of gold. I bought Xueyan Pill, ginseng and Eucommia are included as gifts for you."

The Painted Skin Demon yelled dissatisfied: "5000 taels of gold?! Should I eat gold or medicine?!"

Lin Ziyi withdrew her hand and said solemnly: "Young master, what you said is wrong. If you eat gold, you can only commit suicide, but if you take medicine, you can cure diseases. For example, heart-deficient eye disease, brain-deficient disease. Eat too much Maybe it can improve your intelligence level, and you won’t be able to say such substandard lines next time. But speaking of it, you shouldn’t have a next time.”

The Painted Skin Demon looked at Lin Ziyi's smiling expression, and realized that he was being mocked.He brushed away the things on the table, flicked his sleeves, and said angrily: "You little girl, you don't open your eyes to see who I am, how dare you play me?!"

Lin Ziyi sneered, "Did you stay in the world for too long, and learned such pure cannon fodder words from some rogue. You are just a little monster, and if you kill a few people, you really think you are so powerful."

The Painted Skin Demon stared at it, only to notice the vaguely demonic aura on Lin Ziyi's body.However, the evil spirit is very pure, unlike him, which has become turbid because of harming ordinary people.

The Painted Skin Demon sneered contemptuously, "Looking at your evil spirit, I'm afraid you haven't harmed anyone. It's just a little monster who has just cultivated into a human form somewhere in the mountains, and dares to meddle in my business? That's fine. Why don't you inner alchemy, to increase my cultivation."

Lin Ziyi helplessly raised her forehead, feeling that there is something wrong with the demon world, that is, everyone generally believes that if you have not harmed anyone, then you are not strong.The more turbid the evil spirit is, the more energy it has absorbed from mortals, the stronger it is.

Therefore, even if Lin Ziyi fought with other monsters before being struck by lightning, she would always be regarded as a weak little monster who just ran out of the forest.

Lin Ziyi said softly, "I'll just sit here, come and get it."

As soon as the Painted Skin Demon raised its momentum, it looked like it was about to launch a fierce attack.However, he didn't know what he was thinking, so he stopped again, made a truce gesture, and shouted while taking off the skin: "You wait, I will take off the skin first."

Lin Ziyi looked complicated, "Why are you such a hooligan, fighting and taking off your clothes?"

The Painted Skin Demon hung up the skin bag and said disdainfully: "I'm afraid my skin will be splashed with blood, so I have to wipe it."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi rolled up her sleeves, "Oh, you are very arrogant."

The sound insulation of the room is not very good.

Yu Huatian, who lives opposite, opened his eyes and looked at the top of the bed, next to his ears were the voices of Lin Ziyi and the painted skin demon clamoring and yelling harsh words.

He turned around silently, and put aside all his worries about Lin Ziyi.

What the hell?What the hell are these?Can't you be more serious if you want to fight?What kind of species are there in the demon world?

The Painted Skin Demon's hands looked more like eagle claws than humans.He made an inward hook with his ten fingers and charged at Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi sat quietly in the chair, tapped her finger on the table, and instantly set off a water curtain to block herself behind.The Painted Skin Demon's attack landed on the water curtain, not only had no effect on Lin Ziyi, but was entangled by the water curtain, unable to pull out the hand that was deeply submerged in the water.

With a wave of Lin Ziyi's hand, the water curtain dispersed, imprisoning the painted skin demon's limbs and body, making him unable to break free.

She rested her chin and looked at the Painted Skin Demon rolling on the ground and struggling, and reminded: "Don't think that water and soil can mix with mud, and then you can escape from the mud. If it doesn't work, just bury it."

The Painted Skin Demon didn't listen, and continued to roll on the ground, trying to shake off the tight grip on its hands and feet.

Lin Ziyi said slowly: "If you promise not to do evil again, maybe I will let you go."

The Painted Skin Demon immediately promised: "I will definitely not do evil again, and return to the mountains honestly, and never come to the world again."

Lin Ziyi laughed and said, "But I don't believe it."

Painted Skin Demon: "..."

The Painted Skin Demon glared, "Scholar can be killed but not humiliated! Or kill me! Or let me go, let's fight!"

"Ah." Lin Ziyi thought for a while, and said decisively, "It's too troublesome to fight a fight. I have to go to bed and go on my way tomorrow. Riding a horse is tiring. Otherwise, you will die first."

Painted Skin Demon: "..."

Painted Skin Demon: "Your reason is too hasty! I refuse to accept it! I don't want to die like this! Let me go!"

"Hey, why are you so troublesome, you monster. I've been watching by the window for a long time, and I just listened to you talking there. Can you fight? If you can't fight, come to me to kill you. If you can, hurry up and fight How about running out of the muddy state?"

These words were not spoken by Lin Ziyi, but by a man with a heroic voice.

Lin Ziyi was startled, and followed the voice to look out the window, and saw a man wearing a long sword and wearing a white gown, sitting leaning on the window sill, drinking a wine gourd in his hand.

Lin Ziyi was surprised: "Yan Chixia?!"

Yan Chixia grinned and waved to her, "Big sister! I haven't seen you for five years. How are you?"

Lin Ziyi still looked surprised, nodded and said, "Long time no see, I'm fine."

Yan Chixia nodded in relief, "Okay, that's fine. Come on, big sister, I have a heartfelt request, may you agree to me?"

Lin Ziyi asked suspiciously, "What?"

Yan Chixia pointed to the sword behind her, "Can you pull it out for me? It's stuck in the window."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

A ball of water formed in Lin Ziyi's hand, and she threw it at his scabbard, easily resolving the embarrassing situation where he was stuck in the window.

Yan Chixia jumped down from the window, wiped the water off the scabbard with her sleeve, and commented: "Big sister, although your sorcery is useful, the follow-up treatment is a bit troublesome."

Lin Ziyi was puzzled and asked him, "Why did you come here?"

"Passing by here, I felt that there was a monster here, so I came to have a look. But when I heard your voice outside, I thought to wait and see. I never thought that this monster would be so reckless. I was so anxious." Yan Chixia Backing up the sword, he added, "I'm so anxious that I'm stuck in the window."

Lin Ziyi: "..."