[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Yuhuatian didn't take anyone with him on this trip except Lin Ziyi.

Although Ma Jinliang is a confidant, Yuhuatian's trip this time is different from the past. If even he can't resist, then it is useless for Ma Jinliang to follow, and it will cause bad things instead.

So, facing Ma Jinliang's sad eyes, Yu Huatian got on the horse very calmly, and said to Lin Ziyi, "Throw that parrot back to me."

Lin Ziyi carried Victor Maimaiti and tried hard to fight for it, "It doesn't feel safe to stay in the house by itself. I just got close to it not long ago, and I haven't taught it to speak yet. Besides, take it to It's also useful!"

Yu Huatian looked at her condescendingly, doubting: "Oh? What's the use of it?"

What Lin Ziyi said just now was completely random nonsense. She didn't expect Yuhuatian to ask carefully, so she got stuck for a while, and said in a stuttering voice: "Uh, that, um... I will guarantee you. There is a folk saying that sprinkling chicken blood can drive away Ghost, in case I’m not around, you’ve seen a ghost, it can protect you. Although it’s not a poultry, it has wings anyway.”

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "Throw it back."

Lin Ziyi: "...Oh."

Lin Ziyi reluctantly handed Victor Maimai to Ma Jinliang, and said, "Remember to take good care of it."

Ma Jinliang: "..."

The person who just said that he was going to use this parrot to spit blood to exorcise ghosts said that he should take good care of it...

Ma Jinliang complained silently in his heart, took the cage without saying a word.

He lowered his head and glanced at the gray parrot. Although he had heard that this bird was brought as a tribute from overseas, he didn't seem to think that this bird had any special characteristics.

It turned its neck, stared at him for a while with its two round eyes, and said, "Madam imperial concubine, would you like something to eat?"

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Yu Huatian felt a little puzzled by Lin Ziyi's liking for this parrot, "Which parrot do you like?"

"No. It just feels quite novel." Lin Ziyi replied slowly, "Most of the people I see with my identity are the same kind. Because I have become a demon to speak human words, so seeing this kind of She has no potential to become a monster at all, and she can talk, so she is inevitably curious."

Lin Ziyi paused, and then explained: "However, even if that parrot can't speak human language, I can still communicate with it. It's like the horse under your crotch..."

Yu Huatian cut off her words expressionlessly, "If you tell me that this horse can talk again, I will throw you back."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "You don't let the horse talk when you're riding a horse, why are you so domineering?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi seemed to have some scruples about riding a horse, twisting the rope with her fingers, but just stood there, not intending to go up.

Seeing something wrong, Yu Huatian sneered and asked her, "I think you are not afraid of anything. Are you afraid of riding a horse?"

Lin Ziyi said vaguely: "It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that it might not fit well. Last time, I rode a white dragon horse to my death. It kicked me very hard and knocked me off. What if the horse kicks me again? What if you throw me once?"

Yu Huatian didn't know what kind of horse the white dragon horse was, so he comforted him: "This horse is docile, so it should be fine."

Lin Ziyi obviously didn't believe it, and muttered: "The white dragon horse looks gentle and has a docile personality. It's not vague at all when it kicks."

Yuhuatian estimated the time, and felt that if he continued to delay like this, he might have to spend the evening in the wilderness.So, he stretched out his hand to grab it, carried Lin Ziyi onto the horse, and said calmly to Lin Ziyi, who was in doubt, "Sit down."

Lin Ziyi leaned in Yuhuatian's arms and smelled the faint scent of mint.She blinked and asked cautiously: "What if the horse kicks and throws you off?"

Yu Huatian straightened her sitting posture, holding the rein with her fingers, "It doesn't dare."

Lin Ziyi patted the horse's neck, "Did you hear that? Your Master Yu has spoken, and I will turn you into jerky horse meat."

The maroon red horse raised its head proudly and neighed, expressing its disdain for Lin Ziyi's words.

All Yu Huatian heard was its neighing, but after it neighed, Lin Ziyi turned her head and complained: "Brother Huatian, he said that I am a fake tiger! It has been under your crotch for a long time, and it has even learned to use idioms." !"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "No matter what it says, you don't have to tell me."

He paused, feeling that the emphasis was a little off, and he reiterated: "Don't use the word crotch casually, it's weird."

Lin Ziyi let out a "hey", "Brother Huatian, your heart is so dirty."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Who is so dirty.

The horse's hooves stomped on the bluestone slab a few times, and then slowly headed towards the city gate.

The horse was just a little irritated at the beginning, but now it has become very docile.

But Lin Ziyi was still quite frightened when she sat on it, not knowing when it would go crazy and kick.

Seeing her like this, Yu Huatian couldn't help asking: "What did you do when you rode the white dragon horse to anger it?"

Lin Ziyi thought about it for a while, and wondered: "I don't think so. Maybe it's because he used to be the third prince of the Dragon King. Although he has become a horse now, he still has pride in his heart. So I was a monster riding on it, and he felt psychologically unbalanced. Bar."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Why did the Third Prince of the Dragon King turn into a horse with such a distinguished status?

Even if Lin Ziyi recalled the scene of riding a horse at that time, she still couldn't figure out why the white dragon horse that had been docile and docile and promised her to ride on it suddenly kicked angrily.

She remembered that she was traveling around at that time, and felt that it was enough to stay in the wilderness. She wanted to experience human life, so she took money and stayed in an inn.

Lin Ziyi saw that it was a full moon tonight, so she thought about following that scholar, going downstairs to buy some wine and enjoy the moon, and live a more elegant life.I never thought that just as I passed the small courtyard when I went downstairs, I saw Monkey King squatting next to the stable and looking at the moon with a straw in his mouth.

Lin Ziyi: "...When can you afford to live in an inn?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and glanced at Lin Ziyi, as if he was not surprised by her appearance.He put the dead grass in his mouth aside, stood up and said slowly: "This place is a demon. The county magistrate heard that Master is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He wants my master to eliminate demons, so he invited us here Living."

Lin Ziyi said with disgust when she heard the words: "Your master knows how to be a monster, how can he catch monsters?"

Monkey King was quite surprised, looked at her and asked, "Why do you feel that you don't like Master?"

"I don't like the existence of the bald donkey who challenges my aesthetics." Lin Ziyi replied casually, paused, and said with righteous indignation, "And I still remember the last time I beat the bone spirit to drive you away. .”

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "I don't mind anymore, why do you still remember it for so long?"

Lin Ziyi rolled her eyes, "It doesn't matter. He bullies you, I don't want to see him. Otherwise, I'll go up and beat him up, don't you think you didn't see it? Anyway, there's a monster here recently, and he doesn't know who beat him up."

Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "He is my master, if you want to beat him up, how could I pretend I didn't see it."

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, "Well...then you watch me beat you?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong: "... that is even worse."

Seeing her indignant expression, Sun Wukong just wanted to laugh, guessing that she could roll up her sleeves and rush up when she mentioned Master again, so he changed the subject and said, "Why are you here too? Didn't you already find the reincarnation of that benefactor, why?" Won't you stay by his side?"

"You don't need to be by your side all the time to repay your kindness." Lin Ziyi spread her hands, "I also wanted to take him on a trip together. But now that the world is so chaotic, he was demoted when he was an official. When I came out and saw the current chaos, I had already adjusted my mentality, so it was time to think wildly again."

Monkey King nodded, looked up and down at Lin Ziyi, and asked curiously, "How did you repay your kindness?"

Lin Ziyi was a little embarrassed when she heard the words, "I usually accompany him to practice calligraphy, grow flowers, admire the moon, play the piano, take a walk, and chat. Probably, um, that's all."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Seeing Sun Wukong's expression of not knowing how to evaluate, Lin Ziyi quickly added: "The benefactor said this is enough, he doesn't want anything else."

Sun Wukong's expression was still very subtle, "That mortal thinks it's good, that's okay. It makes you a lot easier."

Lin Ziyi agreed: "Not only is it much easier, but my cultural level has also risen, and my sentiments have been cultivated by the way. Now I don't do anything easily when things happen, and treat them peacefully."

Monkey King: "Then you just wanted to beat my master?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...But if you can do it, try not to make noise."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lin Ziyi glanced at the white dragon horse which was particularly conspicuous in the moonlight, and asked Chi Chi, "Is this your master's mount?"

Sun Wukong took a look along and thought that the white dragon horse was also considered, so he nodded.

Lin Ziyi hesitated, "Does it bite?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong originally wanted to say "Are you stupid", but thought that Lin Ziyi would only travel in the mountains even if he traveled, so he probably rarely saw horses, so he changed his sentence, "...I have a bad temper, maybe I do. What are you going to do? "

Lin Ziyi kept looking at the white dragon horse with anticipation in her eyes, "I want to ride it. I think those mortals are quite majestic on horses. Except for your master, your master is very cowardly."

Sun Wukong looked at her helplessly, thinking that according to her personality, every word she said in the future would probably insult his master once.

Although Bai Longma has a mild temper now, he used to be the third prince of the Dragon King after all, so he probably wouldn't let a monster ride on him.

Unexpectedly, Bai Longma just shook his head and glanced at Lin Ziyi, then stepped forward two steps on the horse's hooves.

Lin Ziyi didn't understand, so she tilted her head and looked at it for a while, then turned her head and asked Monkey King, "It, what does this mean?"

Monkey King raised his chin and said lightly: "Fool, it agrees. What are you still standing there for?"

Lin Ziyi's posture of getting on the horse is as difficult as Zhu Bajie trying to get out of the water tank, but she still insists on getting on the horse like a human being, and refuses to use spells.

Sun Wukong put his arms around his chest and watched quietly for a while, finally couldn't help but lifted her by the collar and dragged her directly onto the horse.

Lin Ziyi tremblingly straightened her posture, looked around, and excitedly gestured at Monkey King's height, "Look at you, Great Sage, you've only reached my leg."

Monkey King bit the straw and replied vaguely: "You are not childish."

This is the end of Lin Ziyi's memories of the time before the Bailong horse kicked his son.

Later, she didn't remember what she said, so she made Bai Longma unhappy, so she stood on her feet and threw her off.

Fortunately, she changed back to her original form before she fell, with a thick fur base, and she didn't get hurt.

Lin Ziyi's purpose in going to Jinhua this time is completely different from the beginning.

She originally wanted to snatch the magic weapon back from that monster's hand, before her power grew, the sooner the better.

However, when she later learned that these monsters were making a big fuss when they organized small group activities, she planned to wait for those Taoist priests who love to subdue demons and eliminate demons to come and clean them up, and then take Yuhuatian to take advantage of the chaos to take away the magic weapon. return.

Even if those Taoist priests wanted to take away the magic weapon, Yu Huatian could take it back with his skill.

After all, the spells practiced by Taoist priests are effective against demons and ghosts, but not against humans. Although they practice swordsmanship, they cannot reach the level of Yuhuatian after all.

Therefore, Lin Ziyi was not in a hurry to rush to Jinhua, but rode on the horse, looking at the scenery leisurely.

Moving slowly also has its benefits.Lin Ziyi heard a lot along the way.

For example, Jinhua has not been peaceful recently. There is a ruined temple nearby that is said to be haunted by ghosts, and several people have died there.The government can't find anything, and now they are calling capable people and strangers to come to help.

For another example, someone saw the disciples of Tianyong City haunting a town not far from Jinhua.

When Lin Ziyi heard the news, she felt a sense of refreshment that she was in control of the overall situation.

She always felt that she understood Yuhuatian's psychology of always planning and planning.

It was sinking day by day, and it was already evening.

They led the horses and planned to come to a county town to settle down, but just after entering the city gate, Yuhuatian felt that something was not right.

This is not a remote small town, but it does not have the excitement of the county town.The doors of every house were closed, and no one was selling stalls on the streets. The cold wind blew past, and there was a very strange feeling.

Lin Ziyi also noticed this situation, frowned slightly, thought for a while and said: "Looking at this scene, it must be a monster."

After she finished speaking, she sighed, "It's true. It's still going on. I don't know if we can communicate. If there is a goblin who says 'I won't listen, I won't listen', how bad it would be."

Yuhuatian: "..."

After walking a few steps forward, I saw a red lantern hanging high above an inn opposite.Under the lantern, there was a man who looked like a younger brother, standing there timidly as if he was afraid of something, but he didn't choose to go back.

Lin Ziyi stood where she was, and looked at it for a while wondering, "What is he doing there?"

Yu Huatian was silent for a moment, and decided not to be ashamed to ask, "What do you mean by Sa Mo?"

Lin Ziyi pointed to the waiter in the shop, "He looks around like that."

Yu Huatian thought for a while and commented: "...it's quite vivid."

They were talking here, and the shop waiter also noticed them, rushed over as if seeing a savior, and said loudly, "Are you two going to be top? Or stay in the shop?"

Yu Huatian pulled the horse rope calmly, avoiding the hand of the waiter who wanted to take the horse away.

The waiter in the store was a little embarrassed, but he still said enthusiastically: "The store is spacious and clean, and it is most suitable for travelers who come from afar to rest. Why don't you two follow me in and have a look?"

Lin Ziyi doubted: "You are too enthusiastic like this. It must be a black shop if you are so enthusiastic in the scriptures."

"You can't believe the words in the storybook, girl." Seeing that the two of them were unmoved, the waiter could only whisper helplessly, "Let's tell you the truth. In our county, something went wrong recently. Everyone said that there was a monster who eats people's hearts. When the news spread outside, those people didn't dare to come. Naturally, the inn was depressed. Today the shopkeeper got angry and said that I must find some guests Come here, or I will deduct my wages."

After finishing speaking, the waiter said pitifully, "You two, just take pity on me, and come and stay at our inn."

Yu Huatian glanced at Lin Ziyi and asked in a low voice, "What are your plans?"

Lin Ziyi looked at the evil spirit rising up around the inn, nodded slowly, and said, "Anyway, there is no place to stay, so let's live here."