[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Old man Xin's method is simple, rude and easy to use.

Yu Huatian finished sorting out the affairs in the palace, waited in the mansion for a few days, and then waited for the secret order sent by Concubine Wan Gui.

The secret order said that there was a maid in the palace who did not obey the rules.

She stole onto the dragon bed and secretly carried the dragon seed, but somehow escaped from the palace.

The online newspaper said that she fled back to her hometown in Jinhua, so Concubine Wan Gui wanted to let Yuhuatian make an excuse for going to Jinhua to buy goods, and secretly and quietly deal with the court lady who dared to challenge her authority.

Yu Huatian reckoned that the palace lady who fled back to Jinhua's hometown should also be one of Old Man Xin's daughters.

He silently sighed in his heart, most daughters are not used in this way.

Yu Huatian was reading the secret order, and suddenly remembered something, and asked Lin Ziyi, who was excitedly preparing to pack and pack like a human being, "Which rank are you in the family?"

Because Lin Ziyi and Old Man Xin drew a clear line, and Old Man Xin was afraid that she would not accept his help, and wanted to make up for her so that he could feel at ease.So the reason why Yuhuatian was able to go to Jinhua, old man Xin didn't let him tell Lin Ziyi, just let him vaguely pass it.

Probably still influenced by Yuhuatian's shrewd image.Lin Ziyi didn't have any doubts about this matter, she just praised Yuhuatian's wit a few words, and then frantically made preparations for a long trip.

Hearing Yuhuatian's question, Lin Ziyi kept ordering and replied, "Ranked seventeen. What's the matter? Why did you suddenly ask this?"

Yuhuatian calculated silently.

Lin Ziyi lived for more than 1000 years and was only ranked seventeen.How long should the eldest sister in Lin Ziyi's family live?Where are Lin Ziyi's parents?

Yu Huatian thought for a while, then asked conservatively, "Is your elder sister over 2000 years old?"

Lin Ziyi opened the closet and thought about the two magic weapons inside, then shook her head and replied, "My elder sister is about the same age as me."

She turned her head and saw Yu Huatian's complex expression, she gave a "puchi" laugh, sat opposite him with the scroll and jade flute in her arms, and explained: "The white sable is different from human beings, they can give birth to more than eight at once. Well. There is also an old mother in the family who gave birth to nineteen children at once."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi stretched out her scissors and gestured, "I'm in the second batch. My parents feel that we are too lonely when we go out and wander around without being at home with them. They are preparing to give birth to the third batch."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian was forced to popularize this kind of knowledge, and rubbed his forehead with a headache, "You white minks are really... casual."

Lin Ziyi suddenly patted him shyly, "Hey, don't talk dirty in front of me, okay?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian was puzzled, "...When did I speak yellow accent?"

Lin Ziyi got up and took out a pen and paper from the drawer, put it on the table, and said casually: "We usually transform into human forms just to make it easier to walk in the human world. After all, the human world is much more prosperous than our demon world. But although we are Demon, but the species will not change."

While studying ink, she said, "However, I heard that after my third sister married a human, she only gave birth to a pair of twins."

Yuhuatian asked sensitively: "I heard?"

Lin Ziyi nodded, "Yes. I heard. After all, we have many sisters, and not all of them are sisters. I was ignorant when I was young, and my relationship with the third sister was relatively weak, and I didn't have much impression of her. Later, I wanted to kiss each other with my sisters. It’s thicker, but the third sister had already been punished by heaven and lost her soul.”

Yu Huatian frowned and asked, "What did she do that will be punished by heaven?"

Lin Ziyi was silent for a while, and asked: "I have never told you that a mortal's lifespan is approaching, and the demon who admires him wants to share his life with him, but because of going against the sky, both of them are punished by heaven. story?"

Yu Huatian thought for a while, nodded and said, "I have some impressions."

Lin Ziyi shrugged her shoulders pretending to be relaxed, "That's my third sister. She insisted on marrying a mortal. Seeing that he was getting old and terminally ill, she was unwilling to end it like this, so she moved her mind to study some evil methods. I never wanted to alarm the heavens and send heavenly soldiers and generals. She was not as lucky as me and she was able to go to the heavens to defend herself, but she was directly convicted and died with that mortal. Since then, the heavens have treated the monsters Things like falling in love are handled more strictly."

Lin Ziyi smiled self-deprecatingly, "Then I will be the one who goes against the sky. Thinking about it this way, although our white mink clan is small in size, we are very reckless. It's God's punishment for professional households."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Inexplicably, Yuhuatian didn't really want to know about Lin Ziyi and that scholar.

Hearing this, he didn't start a conversation, but shifted his gaze to the magic weapon she took out and the paper and pen she had prepared, and changed the subject, "What are you going to do?"

Lin Ziyi also quickly changed her mood, and introduced enthusiastically: "I don't think it's safe to carry the magic weapon with you. There are only two of them left. If an evil goblin comes along and snatches the magic weapon away, then I will take it away." How hard it is. So, I decided to seal the magic weapon and leave it to Brother Huatian for safekeeping. I feel that Brother Huatian is so hardworking, there must be three or four secret rooms in the mansion."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian didn't deny it, but asked curiously, "How do you seal it?"

He thought that according to Lin Ziyi's usual nagging energy, she would definitely put on a show in her movements and recite a few incantations with unknown meanings.

Unexpectedly, Lin Ziyi just pulled out a piece of red string from the side drawer, and simply tied the scroll with a knot.

She thought about it for a while and felt that it was not enough, so she took a brush and wrote a few words on the paper, carefully tore it off, made a hole and put it on the red string, and said with satisfaction: "The seal is complete."

Yu Huatian leaned over to take a look, and saw the beautiful characters on it, which read brightly - don't talk, touch me.

Yu Huatian was silent for a while, and asked, "What does this mean?"

Lin Ziyi said triumphantly: "This is an insurance measure. If I said bluntly, don't be cheap, then a curious person like Lu Xiaofeng would definitely be eager to touch the picture scroll. If I said let me touch it, like Brother Huatian A cautious person like you, seeing such positive words, will inevitably feel apprehensive, be cautious, and even leave directly. This is a tactic."

Yu Huatian questioned: "Is this the seal?"

Lin Ziyi replied confidently: "The seals are all done by Taoist priests, how can I be a monster. This is called the seal of the blind"

Yuhuatian: "..."

She took out a yellow talisman from her bosom and threw it to Yuhuatian, "By the way, this is for you. I asked for the peace talisman in a nearby temple."

Yu Huatian frowned, looked at the words "Entry and Exit Safe" written in cinnabar on the charm, and asked suspiciously: "Are you a demon asking for a safe charm?"

Lin Ziyi looked away guiltily, "This trip is more dangerous. I was playing with that level of monsters more than 500 years ago, but now this level is not very accurate. At least I asked for it from the Buddhist school." Come on, in case I can't hold on, you ask for help from the safety talisman, maybe you will be connected to the Tianbian Buddhist listed chairman Dou Victory Buddha. Even if something happens to me, at least it will not hurt you."

Yu Huatian put the safety talisman into his sleeve, and said calmly, "I will protect you during this trip."

Lin Ziyi blinked, and didn't say anything about how mortals and demons should fight against each other. She just looked at Yuhuatian with her chin on her hands, and said with a smile, "Okay. Then I will try my best not to drag Brother Huatian down." Legs."

The news that Lin Ziyi got should have been revealed to her by Old Man Xin entrusting other demons, which was more detailed than what Old Man Xin told Yuhuatian that day.

I heard that that monster occupies the land and becomes its king, and it takes all the monsters in Jinhua for its own use.

Lin Ziyi didn't panic about this.She felt that no matter how many ghosts there were, they should still be defeated.

I don't know what the Heaven Realm is for. If you don't come down and take care of it at this time, you will know how to catch a quiet little monster like her.

Logically speaking, if such a thing happened in the human world, someone should take care of it.

Lin Ziyi was carrying the blue burden in a decent manner, and suddenly remembered something, and asked, "By the way, Brother Huatian. Are there any Taoist temples that are more famous for cultivating immortals? Like the Xuqing Temple at that time?" of."

Yu Huatian thought for a while, and replied: "On Kunlun Mountain, there is Yongcheng one day. I heard that there is the place where the world's clean energy gathers most, and there are many people who go to cultivate immortals. But there is no connection with the court. I know very little. I just heard that there are people who have cultivated the Immortal Physique to live forever, I don’t know if it’s true or not.”

Lin Ziyi nodded her lips with her index finger, pondered for a moment, and asked, "Tianyong City, I seem to have heard of this name in Kyoto. Since it is so famous, it should be like going to various places to cast down demons, right?"

Yu Huatian was thoughtful, "You mean that Tianyong City might send disciples to Jinhua?"

"Those cultivators like to destroy demons and demons as their goal. Since Jinhua is in such a mess, how could they ignore it." Lin Ziyi smiled slyly, "As long as I pay attention to myself, maybe this time Jinhua The trip is much easier than imagined. It will be time to pick up a leak or something."

Yuhuatian said in a low voice: "Don't be careless."

Lin Ziyi responded indifferently: "According to the usual experience, as long as the person who comes is not an elder, or a proud disciple of the head of the sect, other disciples are relatively blind. After all, cultivating immortals is one thing, and being able to distinguish Yaoqi is another matter. Both require talent."

Just like when she broke into Xuqing Temple back then, no one could see that she was a demon except Daoist Jingming.

Speaking of Daoist Jingming, she thought of Prince Changqin again.

She looked up at the vast sky, wondering if Sun Wukong had found out where the lonely and cold sword that sealed the prince Changqin's soul and soul was now.

On Tianyong City, between the halls.

Immortal Han Su said to a young man in a purple Taoist robe in the hall with a serious expression: "Recently there are ghosts in Jinhua, killing people and doing a lot of evil. Lingyue, you take a few disciples to get rid of the ghosts."

The young man called Lingyue cupped his fists and replied in a steady voice, "Yes."

Master Han Su's expression was slightly slow, and he breathed out: "I heard that the leader of the evildoer is holding a bronze mirror that can take people's hearts, so he dares to be so rampant. You go on this trip, remember to be careful."

Ling Yue was startled slightly, and asked, "Bronze mirror?"

Daoist Hansu nodded, "You are still young and don't know about this. It is rumored that there are seven great artifacts in the fairy world that are wandering in the world, and they were found by a demon for some reason. It became a magic weapon that harmed people. Later, it was heard that the demon had gone to the desert, and since then there has been no news. And those magic weapons have also been scattered outside without a trace. Except for the demon himself, no one in the world knows where those magic weapons are. What it looks like, naturally there is no way to find it."

Ling Yue listened quietly, and asked: "How did the master know that the bronze mirror is a magic weapon?"

Master Han Su pondered for a while, and said: "I didn't know. But the monster spread everywhere, saying that what he held was one of the magic weapons that disappeared back then. Whether it is true or not, it is a harmful thing after all. After killing those demons, bring the magic weapon back to Tianyong City. The magic weapon must not fall into the hands of people with evil intentions."

Ling Yue nodded, "Yes."

Qinchuan, by the lake.

Ouyang Shaogong lightly hooked the strings of the qin with his fingers, and made a sound of lingling, but it didn't make a tune, as if he was a little absent-minded.

Fang Lansheng sat on the big rock for people to rest on the side, and asked a little puzzled: "What's wrong with you, Shaogong? Is there something on your mind?"

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, and said softly: "I just remembered the past by accident, and I was lost in thought for a while."

"The past?" Fang Lansheng was confused, "Is there anything about Shao Gong's past that I don't know?"

After finishing speaking, he rested his chin and complained: "Shaogong always runs out recently and doesn't take me with him."

Ouyang Shaogong laughed and said: "I am here to treat illnesses and save lives, not to go out for fun, so how can I take you with me?"

Fang Lansheng was dissatisfied, "I can recite Buddhist scriptures while you are curing diseases and saving lives. Maybe everyone will get better sooner. And last time there was a plague in the city, Shaogong, you went alone. Aunt Tong was so worried at the time. I can't eat properly."

"I didn't think carefully." Ouyang Shaogong said gently, "As a doctor, naturally, you can't just care about personal life and death. Fortunately, I didn't save them. I also met two friends."

"Ah, you said that drunk with four eyebrows, and his friend?" Fang Lansheng said angrily when he heard this, "That drunk said I was short when he was drunk! How can I be short! "

Ouyang Shaogong shook his head slightly, and said with a smile: "It's just drunk talk. Don't take it to heart, Xiao Lan."

"Of course I don't take the words of a drunkard to heart." Fang Lansheng muttered, then returned to the previous topic and asked, "Shaogong, what did you remember?"

Ouyang Shaogong was silent for a moment, his tone soft, "Has Xiaolan ever heard of the black mirror?"

Fang Lansheng shook his head and asked curiously, "I've never heard of it. What is that? A mirror?"

Ouyang Shaogong replied: "It looks like a bronze mirror, but it can't reflect people."

Fang Lansheng thought about it for a while, but he still didn't quite understand, and asked, "What's the use if you can't take pictures of people?"

Ouyang Shaogong said meaningfully: "You can't show people's shadows, but you can see people's hearts. The more afraid you are in your heart, the more you can see something. In the end, you will be trapped in it, and you can't extricate yourself. own consciousness."

Fang Lansheng opened his eyes wide, "Ah? Isn't that something harmful?!"

Ouyang Shaogong nodded, "I heard that the black mirror appeared in the world again."

Fang Lansheng worried: "Then what should I do? Shaogong, you mentioned this, you mean you want to find something to seal that thing?"

Ouyang Shaogong replied with a smile: "I'm a doctor, so I don't have the ability to do that. Don't worry about Xiaolan. Naturally, someone will take care of things that endanger the world. I mentioned this just because I suddenly remembered it. "

Fang Lansheng didn't know why, but nodded anyway.

Ouyang Shaogong looked up at the sky, his voice was faint and indistinct, "My stupid apprentice made her sad, as compensation, I, the master, should make her happy."

He plucked the strings with his fingers, covering up his low and cold words, "After all, I can't bear to think about what she will face in the future."