[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi wanted to go to the sky, but Sun Wukong didn't know why he didn't move, just stood there thoughtfully.

Lin Ziyi was a little anxious and kept turning in circles.In the end, I seemed to think of something suddenly. I pulled out a hair and blew it, and it turned into a little fly with a "boom", and said in a low voice, "If you don't take me there, I will fly up by myself."

Seeing that she was waving her wings and about to fly up, Sun Wukong quickly stretched out two hands to hold her, slowly opened his palms, and said helplessly, "How long will it take you to fly to the Nine Heavens like this. That's all." , I’ll take you up there.”

Lin Ziyi changed back to her original shape in his hands, slid her arms onto her shoulders, and lay down obediently, "Let's go, let's go."

Monkey King had to call somersault cloud.

Before leaving, Lin Ziyi suddenly grabbed Cui Pan's long sleeve with her claws, and asked, "Are you sure these are fake, and it's not because Xu Benhuai used the living soul inside to become a demon?"

It was Cui Pan who investigated Xu Benhuai's matter, so Lin Ziyi's nonsensical words did not make him at a loss.

Cui Pan frowned, brushed her claws away, turned to look at King Hades, and then replied in a cold tone: "Although he jumped out of the six realms, his lifespan is limited after all. Even if he becomes a demon, his The lifespan will not change, and everything you do is superfluous. What's more, you monsters can't see it, but we, who deal with ghosts every day, are naturally more sensitive to breath. The five imitations of magic weapons are not the slightest The remaining breath of a living soul."

Lin Ziyi lay on Sun Wukong's shoulder, silent for a moment, and then sighed in frustration.

Cui Pan glanced at her and asked, "Do you have any questions?"

Lin Ziyi: "Why do you have to look at the hand of Hades before you speak? Is the switch of your mouth placed on the hand of Hades?"

Cui Pan: "..."

Cui Pan flicked his sleeves, "Get lost."

Sun Wukong hit the ground with his golden cudgel.

Lu Juan next to him immediately said: "Cui Juan is too tough to speak. What he means is that if you have something important to do, do it quickly. Next time, welcome to come and play often, and the gate of the underworld will always be open for you."

Cui Pan gave him a cold look and said nothing.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...What am I here to play in the underworld? Comparing with Bai Wuchang?"

It doesn't take long to fly from the underworld to the heaven.

Lin Ziyi held a picture scroll and a jade flute in her hands, and sat on the somersault cloud, staring blankly.

Compared with being sad or something, she just felt a little unreal.

Just like when she saw those magic weapons in the secret room.

Mingming thought that as long as all these things were found, everything would be over, but someone told her that these were all fake.

It was just an empty joy that Xu Benhuai bestowed on her.

It was only at this time that Lin Ziyi figured out that what he said to her in Xu Qingguan's guest room that day, "If you ask for nothing, if you get it, you lose it again" turned out to be true.

Xu Benhuai talked about the current situation outside in front of Lin Ziyi, in order to show that he was currently in a predicament.And this kind of predicament will inflate her confidence, and she will only think about the dominant position she is in after the Great Sage came to rescue her, and ignore his ulterior motives.

Repeatedly emphasizing her physical condition, and secretly expressing her resentment and will to survive, made Lin Ziyi mistakenly believe that he collected magic weapons to become a demon and to manipulate his body freely.

Any settings that can [-]% unlock the mechanism are all fake. Xu Benhuai just guessed what she would definitely do according to her habits, and placed the mechanism where she would definitely touch it.

The bookshelf mechanism in the Dan Pavilion made Lin Ziyi subconsciously choose to try the same place in the wooden house.The wounding hidden weapon in the cave is just to make the suspicious Yuhuatian and the others think that the mechanism is easy to set up because there is an ambush inside.

The surprise at seeing her come out with all the magic weapons was also fake.

He figured out step by step that all the arrangements were made to convince Lin Ziyi that what she had found was a real magic weapon.

Then, when she was full of beautiful visions for the future, relying on other people's hands, she tore that future into pieces.

Fool her, mock her, tease her.

Lin Ziyi was like a swallow locked in a cage made by Xu Benhuai himself, thinking that what she saw was the outside world, but in fact she was still in that cage no matter how she flew, letting him play around.

Maybe what Xu Benhuai said is right.

For more than 500 years, she is still so innocent and has not made any progress.

If you ask for it, you can't get it, and if you get it, you lose it.

Overjoyed, disappointed, the future is unknown.

Xu Benhuai was still so relaxed, making it impossible for her to escape from the shackles of the promise.

Lin Ziyi laughed at herself, and said in a hoarse voice: "That's right, with Xu Benhuai's temperament, how could it be so easy. I'm still too naive."

Monkey King has always been bad at comforting people, so he didn't turn his head to look at her, but just put his arms back and patted her on the head.

Lin Ziyi took a deep breath and said sullenly, "My lord, did I do something treacherous and evil to make things go wrong like this? Is it retribution?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said softly, "You don't have time to do such treacherous and evil things."

"But why did this happen?" Lin Ziyi grabbed the passing cloud, "everything is my fault. Bai Shiqing's soul entered the magic weapon, and Xu Benhuai said it was all my fault. He did something outrageous and unreasonable. Heaven follows the law, but in the end he didn’t die, and he also said it was my fault. I want to collect magic weapons to reshape the soul to reincarnate that scholar, but the Jade Emperor said that I disobeyed the destiny, and I waved 81 thunderbolts.”

Lin Ziyi choked up her words, "But me, but I just want to keep my promise and give that scholar a chance to be reincarnated. He didn't do anything wrong, so why should he be imprisoned in that pile of magic weapons forever and ever?" The other living souls are also innocent. Is the way of heaven just those rigid rules of heaven?"

"Don't cry." Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel in his hand, and said in a proud tone, "If the way of heaven is unfair, I will lift up the sky and find justice for you."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback, and quickly wiped away the tears on her cheeks, her tone was very serious, "Although you are very handsome when you say this, Dasheng, I'll just find the justice myself. You once made trouble in the heavenly court and broke up with the Jade Emperor. Although you are now Buddha, but Jade Emperor's stingy look, probably won't be so easy to let go of."

She emphasized: "What kind of punishment does the Jade Emperor want to give me? I'm just a little demon and I can't hide it. But Dasheng, don't do anything because of me. Especially if you violate the rules of heaven, you must not."

Seeing how serious she was, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, and said, "What is the rule of heaven? I haven't remembered it yet."

"Great Sage, just listen to me." Compared to Sun Wukong's ease, Lin Ziyi looked sad, "Although this kind of statement seems to make me think highly of myself, what should you do if you are trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for another 500 years? There Few people passed by for a hundred years, I was fined, how can anyone send you fruit? Even if I sleep for 500 years, I feel extremely lonely, not to mention you are still awake."

Sun Wukong lowered his eyes, just twirling the golden cudgel without speaking.

Lin Ziyi sighed softly, "Great Sage, you can transform 72 times, with steel skin and iron bones, you are like a hero. I have never seen anyone who is more powerful than you. If it is because I hurt you, call me a hero!" How can I feel at ease?"

Sun Wukong looked at her quietly, nodded for a while, and said, "Okay."

Lin Ziyi laughed, "Then it's done."

When you get to the Heavenly Court, you will see the big Nantian Gate.

Lin Ziyi adjusted her mood, pretended to be relaxed and smiled, and said, "The Nantian Gate is so big. The last time I came here, I was thinking all the time, as a white mink running on land, I actually went to the sky. What a shame! The mink clan fights for face. So, I didn’t take a serious look at this place.”

Sun Wukong cooperated and said: "Those who are imprisoned to heaven, you still have the heart to think about these things."

Lin Ziyi didn't care too much and said: "My father always said 'God is worthy of me' when he scolded me. He is quite majestic in the white sable tribe. It's a pity that his fame in the later life was lost on a broken pot. .”

As a result, what I got now is still a fake pot.

Really stuffed.

They were chatting nonsense here, and when they were about to enter through the Nantian Gate, they saw a young girl slowly approaching, saluted them, and said softly, "The Jade Emperor has been waiting in the hall for a long time. Please follow me."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback, and pointed at herself, "Are you sure you called me?"

The fairy covered her mouth and smiled, "Of course there are. The Jade Emperor said that he wanted to catch up with you."

Lin Ziyi frowned, "What kind of friendship do I have with him and I need to reminisce about the old days? I'm still on the fence about the 81 thunderstorms..."

Before she finished speaking, she stopped, and quietly saw that the fairy didn't respond, she was just leading the way ahead, she was relieved, and changed the subject to ask: "Fairy, do you know Xu Benhuai? It's the one who was arrested today. The person who came here looks like a Taoist priest. He looks ugly, behaves like a madman, and the kind of God talking is particularly annoying."

The fairy thought for a moment, then shook her head slightly, "I don't seem to have seen the kind you mentioned. But if you talk about priests, there is one today. But he died before he was arrested in the heaven."

Lin Ziyi opened her eyes wide and lost her voice, "Dead?!"

The fairy nodded, "I scattered my soul, I heard that it died before it was dragged up."

Lin Ziyi couldn't accept the news.

But think about it carefully, what can she ask Xu Benhuai when she comes up?

Ask him why he hates her so much?Ask him where he hid those magic weapons?Ask him what is the purpose of refining magic weapons with living souls more than 500 years ago?Ask him why he knows that he has been to Xuqing Temple?

However, there was no answer to all these questions. After Xu Benhuai took revenge on her, he simply died.

It's just unspeakably bad.

Sun Wukong saw her in a daze, and the footsteps followed by the machine had gradually deviated.He stretched out his long arms, fished her back, pulled her sleeves, and led her to the hall.

Right in front of the main hall, the Jade Emperor was sitting there majestically. Seeing the fairy leading Sun Wukong and Lin Ziyi to the center of the hall, bowing and leaving, he said calmly, "Is the white sable demon Lin Ziyi in the hall?"

Lin Ziyi woke up from that dazed state, and felt that the bad feeling was stirring her internal organs, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Seeing that she ignored her, the Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning, and continued to ask in a deep voice, "But the white sable demon Lin Ziyi?"

Without raising her head, Lin Ziyi said impatiently, "You didn't know you asked me to come?"

Jade Emperor: "..."