[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Seeing the Jade Emperor staring at her with a dark face, Lin Ziyi knew that she hadn't thought about what she said, and probably angered the narrow-minded Jade Emperor.

She pursed her lips for a while and thought about how to remedy it. After a while, she hesitated and said: "...I mean, this is the style of those mortal emperors. You are the ruler of the heavens, the Jade Emperor, Majestic and majestic, just like that is not suitable for you."

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor's face softened a little, "Then according to you, what kind of style is suitable for me?"

Lin Ziyi immediately put on a beaming expression, and imitated in a hard voice: "Hey, these two people brought it? Let me have a look. This white sable demon looks much better than it was more than 500 years ago. That's enough." , I’ve seen it too, go back to the mortal world and continue your great work. I’ll withdraw all the thunder and tribulation for you.”

After finishing speaking, she kept a straight face, bowed solemnly, and said earnestly: "I think this is the most suitable for you."

Jade Emperor: "..."

Just at this time, a short, fat little boy floated from the door.

The little boy ran in, put his palms together to salute the Jade Emperor, then turned around and obediently greeted Sun Wukong. After Lin Ziyi saluted one by one, he said bluntly: "The Debate Conference is over. The Tathagata sees that you are not here, so he wants me to come." Please."

Sun Wukong didn't even look at him, and replied directly: "No."

The little boy said "ah", as if he didn't expect Sun Wukong to answer him like this, he couldn't help but said anxiously: "It's really the Buddha who asked me to invite you, I didn't lie to you!"

Sun Wukong glanced at him, shook his head, "No."

The little boy had no choice but to stare at the Jade Emperor, as if he wanted the Jade Emperor to persuade him.

The Jade Emperor looked at it for a while as if it had nothing to do with him, and then said slowly: "My idea is that the debate conference is not over yet, why did you come to Nantianmen to go down to earth, so you escaped privately. Since the Tathagata wants to see you, Just go. I'll have a few words with this white sable demon, and I'll send her off to earth."

Sun Wukong stood there without speaking or looking at him, as if he didn't hear anything.

Seeing him like this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but look ugly, and said coldly: "You are fighting against the Buddha, protecting a monster is too much. I am the Jade Emperor, do you think I will embarrass a little monster? "

He cast his eyes on Lin Ziyi, and said word by word: "You said, didn't you?"

"Yes yes yes." Lin Ziyi responded to Jade Emperor's words with a bitter face.Turning her head, she whispered to Sun Wukong: "If the Tathagata calls you, you can go. I really have no enmity with the Jade Emperor, and he won't deliberately make things difficult for me. I'm fine by myself."

Sun Wukong didn't believe it.

Lin Ziyi smiled and said: "At worst, when I feel that something is going to happen, I will shout 'Great Sage'. If you make a somersault, and come here at this speed, I will definitely not be injured. Besides, if you are there , Jade Emperor can't agree with me on many things."

Monkey King hesitated for a moment, then nodded, and said, "If you finish speaking, you can wait for me at the Nantian Gate. I will send you down to earth."

Lin Ziyi replied with a smile, "Okay."

Sun Wukong glanced back before leaving, and then left the hall with the Taoist boy.

The Jade Emperor looked at Lin Ziyi who had been staring down at the tip of his shoe in the hall, and said slowly, "You say, I am the ruler of the heavens."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback for a moment, and raised her head to look at the expressionless face of the Jade Emperor. She couldn't figure out what he wanted to say for a while, so she simply replied, "En."

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly, the smile not reaching his eyes.He said in a low voice: "Since you know my identity and you are just a little demon, why don't you be polite?"

Lin Ziyi had never bowed to anyone other than her elders, and when she heard the Jade Emperor say this, she panicked immediately after being stunned.I don't know where to put my hands and feet, and I feel that any way I put it is wrong.In a hurry, she accidentally stepped on the corner of her skirt and fell to the ground.

She quickly raised her upper body and knelt in the hall, pretending to believe that this was the correct way to salute.She thought about it, and felt that it was a bit embarrassing just like this, and she had the impression that those people would say some auspicious words.

So she cupped her fists and said loudly: "I wish the Jade Emperor to give birth to a son early and live a thousand years!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Jade Emperor: "... Are you sincere, little monster?"

Lin Ziyi looked innocent, "Huh? My sincere wishes."

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor let her kneel on the ground, and after a while, he said leisurely: "Get up. I was just joking, you don't have to really salute."

Lin Ziyi's whole face was wrinkled together, and while knocking on her legs, she couldn't help saying, "Jade Emperor, have you ever been to the imperial palace in the human world?"

"En?" The Jade Emperor neither affirmed nor denied, just asked, "What happened to the imperial palace in the human world?"

Lin Ziyi pointed to her knees, "A high-ranking empress in the palace punishes a concubine who is lower than her and has more potential to be favored than her. You always make me feel like you are jealous and I have to fight." Overcoming the favor of the Buddha, that's why I did this on purpose."

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes, "I didn't realize you were so sharp-tongued."

Lin Ziyi didn't care, "Just when I came up last time, you sentenced me to 81 lightning strikes with a wave of your hand. How could I have a chance to show my talent."

The Jade Emperor sneered, "Oh? Are you complaining?"

Lin Ziyi felt that Jade Emperor had something wrong with his mind.

Does he really think that he wants to do something when he is in power, and others will just happily nod and accept whatever punishment is imposed, and he will never say a word "no", let alone resentment.

It feels like these useless gods in the heavens are used to it.

However, she is just a little demon, and she speaks lightly.It was the limit to stab him a few words and vent his grievances.

Lin Ziyi sighed, and muttered, "Isn't there such a system as the Jade Emperor..."

The Jade Emperor casually threw the official document in his hand on the table, crossed his hands, and said calmly: "Let's talk about business. The Taoist priest Xu Benhuai who is related to you is dead. Do you know?"

Lin Ziyi still couldn't accept the news, and felt depressed again.

It's as if you're being played around by one person.When you want to ask him many questions, you suddenly learn that he died very simply when you were at a loss, leaving only a bunch of clueless mysteries.

She vaguely replied, "Yes."

The Jade Emperor raised the corners of his lips and said with a mysterious smile, "I've heard many interesting things from him."

Lin Ziyi: "...Didn't he die before being dragged to heaven?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Lin Ziyi scolded: "What are you pretending to do, at least talk to the people below. You make me sound quite embarrassed."

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor forcibly ignored this unsuccessful pretense, coughed twice and said, "Do you know the prince Changqin?"

"Prince Changqin?" Lin Ziyi frowned, vaguely remembering that she had heard about it from Siniang, but she didn't know what Jade Emperor was doing to mention this to her.

The Jade Emperor pondered and said: "The phoenix came to transform the spirit, Nuwa drew the soul, and became the prince Changqin. He has a gentle temperament and a beautiful piano sound. He was the number one musician in the heaven at that time. Unfortunately, he later joined the evil dragon and made a big mistake. , be demoted to the mortal world, and go to immortality forever."

Lin Ziyi heard him talking about this incident without knowing why, and asked in confusion: "So what? What are you talking to me about?"

The Jade Emperor didn't answer, but changed the subject and asked, "Do you know that Xu Benhuai has a master, and ordinary people call him Taoist Master Jingming."

"Isn't that his uncle?" Lin Ziyi asked, only to realize that Taoist Master Jingming brought Xu Benhuai out of Xuqing Temple, and he should be regarded as Xu Benhuai's master.She paused and asked, "What's wrong with Daoist Jingming?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Prince Changqin's three souls and seven spirits lingered on Mt. Zhu, and later a passing human craftsman took one of his spirits and four spirits, and cast the sword of burning silence."

Lin Ziyi said with emotion: "I also don't understand the human race. You have to disperse other people's souls when you do anything. You need to disperse souls when refining magic weapons, and you need to disperse souls when making a sword. So what? This has something to do with Taoist Jingming." what relationship?"

The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice: "Later, the sword was sealed by Nuwa, but Prince Changqin's two souls and three souls escaped, and he could no longer enter the path of reincarnation. It is against the destiny of heaven, and it is a disaster for the world. The Taoist priest of Jingming was taken away by him, killed the soul of the original body, and replaced him."

Lin Ziyi had no idea about the soul crossing technique, only that it sounded quite brutal.

Instead, she paid more attention to another question, "How long has Prince Changqin been demoted?"

The Jade Emperor was a little displeased to see that she didn't follow his own topic, but he still replied, "Of course it's been a long time, and I can't remember clearly."

Lin Ziyi did some calculations, "It's been hundreds of years since I met Daoist Jingming. That is to say, it's been so long before you found out that his soul is wandering in the world, and what kind of soul-crossing technique did you use?"

The Jade Emperor opened his mouth, a little speechless.

Lin Ziyi: "...Are you guys stupid in heaven? Why don't you tell me about the prince Changqin?"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Lin Ziyi knew what the Jade Emperor wanted her to do after hearing what the Jade Emperor said.

Daoist Jingming is the shell of the prince Changqin who lives in two souls and three souls, and Xu Benhuai is his apprentice.

When Lin Ziyi was struck by lightning, everyone thought that Taoist priest named Xu Benhuai was dead, so naturally no one paid attention to him and investigated him.It can be seen that Lu Pan is quite aware of Xu Benhuai's life split by the devil, and he may be responsible for this matter to a large extent.

He was not as upright as Cui Pan, and he probably felt that one thing more is worse than one thing less, so he kept it a secret from himself.

Therefore, the fact that Taoist Jingming is the prince Changqin is not known by people like Tianting.

Until later, Xu Benhuai did not die, but turned into a half-demon, and came to Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi was locked in the painting and asked Monkey King for help.Sun Wukong wanted to go down to earth and was stopped by the Jade Emperor. After learning about Xu Benhuai, he checked back and forth, and found out about the Prince Changqin crossing the soul to the Taoist Jingming.

However, when I checked here, I had no clue.

So the Jade Emperor wanted to take Xu Benhuai to the heaven and ask him personally.Who would have thought that Xu Benhuai would kill himself before that.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor set his sights on Lin Ziyi who was related to Xu Benhuai and also had a relationship with Taoist Jingming.

"Hey, my life is full of troubles." Lin Ziyi, who had figured out what had happened, sighed with emotion, and confessed, "I only met Daoist Jingming once, and I didn't hear Xu Benhuai talk about that teacher at all. Uncle's hobbies and specialties."

The Jade Emperor held his chin and said leisurely: "Have you ever thought about why there is a demon appearing in the desert to share his life? He has lived for so long, even if Daoist Jingming was born from the soul, he is still the same as him." Master. Will there be no connection between them?"

Lin Ziyi said impatiently: "How do I know. After talking so much, what do you want me to do?"

The Jade Emperor looked at her and said slowly: "Go to Prince Changqin and take him to the Heavenly Court."

Lin Ziyi couldn't help laughing, "A while ago, the Heavenly Court cracked down on fairies and demons, and immortals fell in love with each other. Now I'm starting to catch the leaders who go against the sky. I don't say anything about these. But why do you think I will go find them?" Prince Changqin, will we be able to find him?"

"Although it was just a mistake at first, it seems to be a foresight now." The Jade Emperor straightened up, "Do you remember what I said, 'If you touch a magic weapon, you will be struck by lightning'?"

Lin Ziyi endured it, and said, "...you're still ashamed to mention it."

The Jade Emperor ignored her and continued: "Immortals and demons are against each other. If people from the heavens go to find the magic weapon, it is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Although the ghost world can find it along the route of the magic weapon sealing the soul, but everything in the world has Ling, it is too slow to investigate one by one. But you are different. You are a demon, and there is no certainty of becoming a demon or a fairy. Besides, when the 81 lightning strikes, you were wearing a magic weapon."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback when she heard that.

The Jade Emperor breathed out and continued: "Although the magic weapon can sense each other, it is still meager to rely on the power of the soul and be held by ordinary people. Your cultivation base that was smashed by the sky thunder was actually caused by you. Therefore, you become the medium. When you touch the magic weapon, the magic power contained in the magic weapon corresponds to you, so naturally you can’t hide your breath. Thunder God can know your position.”

Lin Ziyi stretched out a hand with a dazed expression, "Wait, I'll stroke it. You mean, I let those 81 lightning strikes split my cultivation into the magic weapon. Because of my cultivation It has become a part of the magic weapon, so when I touch the magic weapon, the magic weapon will react to me. The magic weapon reacts to me, and the area I am in instantly becomes an abnormal place. So Lei Gong specially I don’t know if it’s me who is chopping at an abnormal place, but I think I’m going to hack if I can come across one anyway?”

Jade Emperor: "..."

Jade Emperor: "...Your statement is a bit strange, but it seems to be like this."

Lin Ziyi couldn't accept it and said: "You mean, after the 81 thunderstorms, I still suffered so many lightning strikes because I was afraid of losing the magic weapons, so I took those magic weapons with me to the sky?"

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, then nodded, "Yes."

Lin Ziyi squatted on the ground covering her face, "I want to curse."

The Jade Emperor was happy to see her so depressed, and said with a smile: "Young man, be careful, what you gain is what you lose."

Lin Ziyi looked up depressed, "What have I gained? I lost it every day."

The Jade Emperor tapped his fingers on the table, "You said that the magic weapons you found were all fake. And there was a phoenix-tailed qin among them. Prince Changqin was the number one musician in the heaven. Transformed by Feng Laiqin, he loves Qin very much. Since Xu Benhuai has hidden all other magic weapons, he also knows that his death is imminent. That magic weapon should be placed with Prince Changqin, so he should be the most at ease."

Lin Ziyi looked at him suspiciously, "What are you doing so enthusiastically to support me in collecting magic weapons?"

"It's not support. I just want you to follow the clues of the magic weapon and catch the prince Changqin." The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, and said, "The heaven has no fate for the scholar's soul. If you continue to collect magic weapons, force the scholar to return to his life." Entering reincarnation, naturally still violates the destiny."

Lin Ziyi frowned, and resolutely refused: "It's hard work, but it's still the same in the end. Who would go to find that prince Changqin, it has nothing to do with me."

"However, the punishment for violating the destiny can be big or small, but it's just in my mind." The Jade Emperor said slowly, "Go or not, it's in your mind. Opportunity, I will give you gone."

Lin Ziyi stood up and said decisively: "Look for it, I'll look for it right away."

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, indicating that he was tired, and allowed her to return to the mortal world.

Seeing her rushing to the Nantianmen, and the monkey waiting there obediently, he couldn't help but sneered.

That sneer turned into a low laugh, as if he was very happy, "In one thought. It's really a good word."