[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

With Lu Xiaofeng, Situ Zaixing, they didn't need to say much to say goodbye, they parted ways with a cool and unrestrained sentence "The green mountains will not change, the green water will flow forever, and there will be a period later".

Lin Ziyi felt that if the matter here was completed early, it would be a good choice to go to Jiangnan to meet Huamanlou.She has always been more fond of mortals who are gentle, polite, and calm.

Just like that scholar Bai Shiqing back then.

Yuhuatian is a living person and cannot be brought into that underworld full of ghosts.Although there was Thirteen Niang in the palace in his appearance, but he couldn't rest assured after all.

Moreover, Yuhuatian suddenly realized that he hadn't showered for several days. Although the world in the painting was still, this feeling made him, who had a serious cleanliness obsession, feel bad all of a sudden.

Considering that Lei Gong has already reported to the Jade Emperor, it is unlikely that he came here to strike her with lightning because of the magic weapon, so it doesn't matter whether Yu Huatian follows or not.

So, Yuhuatian was very arrogant and took Monkey King as his driver, and returned to Yufu after a somersault.

As expected of a person who has seen the world, Yu Huatian sat on the somersaulting cloud without changing his expression and heartbeat, and even reached out to touch the colorful clouds passing by him very leisurely.

Lin Ziyi came over and introduced to him: "The cloud you touched just now smells like lotus root."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian was rather suspicious, "Have you eaten?"

"No. I heard what Si Niang said." Lin Ziyi shook her head and counted with her fingers, "There is also the smell of sauced pig's trotters and black sesame seeds. I heard that gods usually only drink dew to quench their thirst and eat clouds to fill their stomachs. In the sky, the immortals who like the black sesame flavor line up at the dark clouds; at dusk, it is the turn of the immortals who like the sauced pig’s trotters to form a team; because the clouds with the lotus root flavor are too common, there are fewer immortals who like to eat.”

Although Yu Huatian felt that Lin Ziyi's statement was extremely nonsense, he had so many bizarre experiences in the past few days that he actually became a little dubious.

Yu Huatian couldn't help but think, those Taoist priests practiced hard, and they all rushed to become immortals.But what is Chengxian doing?Do you want to line up to eat the sauce-flavored pig's trotters?

Lin Ziyi sat cross-legged next to Yu Huatian, and said with a smile, "Brother Huatian, I have troubled you recently and involved you in this kind of thing."

Yu Huatian said lightly: "It's okay. But each takes what he wants, this time being locked up in the painting has nothing to do with you, it's my own fault."

Lin Ziyi nodded, "You are quite self-aware."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi earnestly warned: "You, don't be so suspicious in the future, you have to try everything yourself before you believe it. In case something like this happens next time, I am a four-legged land creature after all. , may not be able to come back in time to save you. Besides, you..."

There are still six years to live, so why bother to do everything by yourself and worry so much about power and power?

Lin Ziyi swallowed these words into her stomach, smashed her mouth, and concluded: "Less death, prolong life."

Yuhuatian sneered and said nothing.

Lin Ziyi just said casually, knowing that she couldn't persuade Yu Huatian, so she curled her hair and said no more.

It was Yu Huatian who spoke first, with a calm face and a calm tone, "Are you leaving?"

Lin Ziyi nodded, joking with a smile on her face, "Brother Huatian, are you reluctant to part with me?"

Yu Huatian straightened Feiyang's hair, and said mockingly, "If you leave, I can save a lot of worry."

"I was treated like white porridge every day, and I worked hard for you, but you still beat me up." Lin Ziyi muttered dissatisfiedly, and then said, "Brother Huatian, don't worry, if you wait for the matter to be resolved, you can travel in the human world." When the time comes, I will run to the palace to play with you."

"Places like the imperial palace are very boring. You'd better go there less." Yu Huatian paused, then said slowly, "However, if you have nowhere to stay, there are many guest rooms in the Yu Mansion, and it would be nice to reserve one for you." No problem."

Lin Ziyi was slightly startled, and patted Yu Huatian's shoulder with "pa pa pa pa pa" and said excitedly, "Brother Huatian, it's worthwhile for us to get to know each other! When I go to your place next time, I'll get you some souvenirs!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...Ginseng is free. I can't finish it."

Sending Yuhuatian back to the mansion, Lin Ziyi waved at him, and he just nodded his head slightly as farewell.

Monkey King followed the direction pointed by Lin Ziyi and ran directly to the temple where Old Man Xin was.

The temple is still the same as before, nothing has changed, only Lin Ziyi's trust in Old Man Xin.

There was nothing superfluous to talk between them.

Because Xu Benhuai got the information about collecting magic weapons from Old Man Xin, so he must know what kind of magic weapons they are and what they look like.

After confirming that the shapes of the magic weapons were consistent with the rumors one by one, Lin Ziyi shook Qiniang out of the scroll, and said to the ecstatic old man Xin: "I will bring Qiniang back to you as a return to you." The kindness of getting this jade tablet back. As for your helping Xu Benhuai, it really chills me. But Si Niang is your daughter after all, and I am her good friend. There is also a thousand-year relationship between you and me. I won't mention it again, and I won't mention it to my father. But, from now on, we each cherish it. If there is nothing important, there is no need to contact me again."

Old Man Xin was stunned for a while, then sighed wistfully, and smiled wryly at himself, "I have tasted the consequences. I don't blame you for this."

"As for Fourteenth Niang..." Seeing him like this, Lin Ziyi felt sore in her heart, and after thinking about it, she said, "Brother Huatian said that Feng Sheng should be a person who cares about sex, and this marriage will drag on for a year and a half." That's it. Qiniang's soul is unstable now, and she needs to go to Changbai Mountain to retrieve her soul. Fourteenth Niang has a good reputation, so she must follow her."

She thought about it for a while, and continued: "You let Feng Sheng swear in front of the county lord that he will wait for the fourteenth lady and only marry her. If you want Feng Sheng to change his mind in this year, there are many ways. When Feng Sheng breaks the contract, The Junjun has nothing to do."

The old man Xin came to his senses, said goodbye again and again, and immediately said: "If Ziyi needs anything in the future, godfather is obligatory."

Lin Ziyi lowered her head and laughed, just walked to the tree in the courtyard, picked up two golden pears on tiptoe, and said lightly: "These are enough."

After leaving Old Man Xin's residence, he should go to Fengdu and wait for the gate of hell to open.

Lin Ziyi sat on the somersault cloud sullenly, leaning her head on the back of Monkey King, looking at the golden pear in her hand, and sighed faintly.

Sun Wukong didn't look back, but asked, "Very sad?"

"For a friendship of more than 1000 years, it is naturally sad to say that it is necessary to draw a clear line." Lin Ziyi wiped the two golden pears, handed them to Monkey King, and said dejectedly: "Great Sage, I will not be able to send you to the world in the future." The most delicious golden pear."

Sun Wukong laughed, and his tone was light, "Then you come to Huaguoshan in the future, and I will send you the most delicious peaches in the world."

The ghost gate of Fengdu opens on time.

The ghost guard yawned and pushed open the door. When he looked up, he saw a monster and a monkey sitting on the cloud, looking at him fixedly.

Ghost messenger: "... Hey! You don't sleep in the middle of the night, and you come to hang around the gate of my underworld. You have a lot of leisure!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong lowered his head and asked Lin Ziyi, "Why haven't you come here for so many years, the gatekeeper of the underworld has changed his accent?"

Lin Ziyi blinked and replied, "Maybe for the sake of being grounded, and to shorten the distance with the people."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Seeing that Lin Ziyi was sitting in the back, the ghost guard couldn't help but wrinkled his face, and said bitterly: "I'm so good, what are you doing? I've only been away for a few days, why are you here again? The local government is Back garden, come whenever you want. This time I will get a monkey."

Lin Ziyi lay on the somersault cloud, pointing at Monkey King, "Do you know who he is?"

The ghost messenger shook his head, "I don't know."

Lin Ziyi introduced with a mysterious face: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

The ghost guard thought about it for a while, his body stiffened instantly, and he stuttered, "Ye, what did you say?!"

Without waiting for Lin Ziyi to repeat, the ghost messenger ran desperately into the underworld, shouting: "The two evil spirits of the underworld are here! Hurry up and inform Lord Hades!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...What kind of ghosts are the Shuangsha of the underworld?"

Sun Wukong and Lin Ziyi walked down the ground, while somersaulting cloud followed slowly and was responsible for carrying these magic weapons.

The attitude of the ghost messengers was quite different from when Lin Ziyi came alone.

When she came last time, these ghost messengers were just clumsily hiding.Coming with Monkey King this time, it was like a high-ranking person patrolling, the whole underworld was empty, and a large area was emptied.

Lin Ziyi couldn't help but sigh, "Shuangsha in the underworld, well-deserved reputation."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King: "...Don't even agree with yourself with this ugly title."

Going forward, it was about to reach the position of Naihe Bridge, and several judges came late holding Hades.

Yan Wang looked nervous and asked, "Well, what's the point of fighting and defeating the Buddha? But what are your orders?"

Sun Wukong said indifferently: "It's nothing. Isn't there a cauldron in the underworld that can shape souls? Lend it to my grandson."

Yan Wang seemed to be relieved, and immediately said: "Use it! Tell them to get ready immediately."

Lin Ziyi: "...the two are both evil spirits, why is my treatment so bad? Is there no deterrent effect?"

Sun Wukong ruffles her head casually, "I support you. I have it, so you have it."

The golden bronze tripod slowly falls from the rock slab suspended above the magma pool.

The gold and copper tripod looks small, but it has a huge capacity.It is more than enough to throw all the magic weapons into it.

A small fire of Youlan rose from the cauldron, Lin Ziyi stared at it without blinking, holding her breath, afraid of missing something.

It just lasted for a long time, and the tripod was still in that tepid state.Lin Ziyi asked Yan Wang impatiently, "What, what's the matter? Is it effective? How long will it take?"

Lord Yan was a little puzzled, pointed his finger, and ordered Cui Pan, who was next to him, to come forward and check.

With a wave of Cui Pan's long sleeve, the small fire in the cauldron shook twice and then went out.He stepped forward to open the cauldron carefully, looked inside, shook his head and replied: "The cauldron is fine."

He reached out to pick up the incense burner from the cauldron, sensed it, and suddenly frowned in confusion.He thought for a while, and picked up the jade flute, bronze mirror, guqin, inkstone, and picture scroll in the tripod in turn.In the end, he put his hand on the pot for a moment, then he stopped his hand and said respectfully: "This subordinate understands."

Lin Ziyi watched his back and forth movements, feeling her heart was going to her throat.She stabilized her emotions, but still asked anxiously: "What do you understand? Is there something wrong?"

Cui Pan glanced at her and didn't answer. He stood up and explained after Hades signaled, "If I'm not wrong, there should be something wrong with these magic weapons."

Lin Ziyi pursed her lips and asked with some difficulty, "What's wrong?"

Cui Pan took out the picture scroll and the jade flute, "These two magic weapons can feel the breath of a living soul. But only these two, the soul is incomplete, and it is not enough to shape the soul."

Lin Ziyi stared at him blankly, feeling a bad premonition in her heart, but she still asked herself, "These two magic weapons have the breath of life, so... what about the rest?"

Cui Pan's voice was indifferent and ruthless, and he said sternly: "The others don't even have half the breath of a living soul. If my guess is correct, these should be counterfeit products. They are just similar in appearance, but they are not real magic weapons."

Lin Ziyi opened her mouth, but found that she was hoarse and could not speak at all.

She took a few steps back in disbelief, only to be pulled back violently by Monkey King, and she did not fall from the edge into the magma pool.

Lin Ziyi was at a loss, but suddenly realized something, grabbed Sun Wukong's sleeve, and said hoarsely: "Xu Benhuai! Take me to the heaven to find him and ask him for clarification!"