[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi wished she could stuff all these magic weapons in her bosom, and go out so boldly, to prove to the world that everything she did was not in vain.

It seems that the 81 thunderstorms, 500 years of deep sleep, and half a lifetime of searching have all become trivial matters that are not worth mentioning.

Because the magic weapons lying quietly on the lotus platform in front of her proved that everything she had been seeking so hard had finally come to fruition.

However, although the number of magic weapons is small, their own weight is not low.Especially the black iron pot, not to mention the inconsistent style of painting, it was also so big and heavy that Lin Ziyi could only drag it away with her strength.

I don't know how the old man Xin sent to follow her daughter back to Changbai Mountain.

Lin Ziyi pondered for a while, looked at the magic weapon on the lotus platform, and distributed: "I will carry the Guqin and take the bronze mirror, Brother Huatian, you will take the inkstone and incense burner, and Lu Xiaofengen... you will be in charge of the pot. OK."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the cauldron and couldn't help but said, "Why am I taking the blame?"

Lin Ziyi pointed to herself, "I can't hold the pot in human form, but the pot in my original form can hold me. I exchanged this thing with Xu Benhuai. It was my godfather who sent a strong fox from the fox clan to go to Changbai Mountain to carry it back."

She pointed at Yu Huatian again, "Look at Brother Huatian's exquisiteness from hat to shoe toe, and that Wenya with a jade flute pinned to his waist, it doesn't look like someone who can handle the pot. Embracing the incense burner, holding the inkstone, and harmonious painting style are enough."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed resignedly, bent down to pick up the pot, and said helplessly: "What Miss Ziyi says, even a eloquent person is often choked up and unable to refute."

Lin Ziyi knew that Lu Xiaofeng was trying to tolerate her, so she couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Go out and I'll treat you to ginseng."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed: "It's the first time I've heard someone invite me to eat ginseng."

Lu Xiaofeng easily carried the pot, walked briskly beside Lin Ziyi, and asked, "Why among the pile of things Miss Ziyi is looking for, is... this pot, which looks different? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake? "

Lin Ziyi nodded with a deep expression, "I was fooled by the ugly appearance of this pot at the time, so I fell for it. Although this pot looks ugly and dead, it is actually practical. The effect is quite powerful.”

Lu Xiaofeng was quite surprised, "It's just a pot, how powerful can it be?"

Lin Ziyi said slowly: "First of all, it is probably because the painting style is so wrong, but you still have the courage to keep pace with other magic weapons."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's "Are you kidding me?!" expression on Lu Xiaofeng's face, Lin Ziyi continued to explain: "The rest are just rumors, and I haven't tried it. I heard that as long as there are ingredients, no matter how good your cooking skills are, No matter how bad it is, it can make a rare delicacy in the world.”

Lu Xiaofeng was surprised, "Isn't this a good thing? How could it be called a magic weapon?"

Lin Ziyi nodded and said slowly: "Because you will die if you eat it. It is said that people who have eaten it will become addicted to it, and then keep eating and eating..."

Lu Xiaofeng subconsciously said, "And then died?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...you are so smart."

Getting out of the burrow is much faster than getting in.

Yuhuatian and Lin Ziyi stepped on the rock wall, and walked out of the cave lightly.Lu Xiaofeng's lightness kung fu is very good, even with the pot on his back, he jumped up very easily.

Lin Ziyi moved her body with the piano on her back, but when she looked up, she saw that Monkey King was not in the seat, but was standing in front of the window looking out.

Hearing the sound, he turned his head to look at her, his eyes fell on the guqin behind her, and asked softly, "Have you found it all?"

Lin Ziyi smiled and nodded, "Yes."

Sun Wukong also smiled slightly, and said: "Then go out. Just in time, Lei Gong also found that Taoist priest."

Lei Gong felt that he hated Xu Benhuai, a stinky Taoist priest.

Although Xu Benhuai was very conscious, he didn't resist or struggle, and stayed where he was, waiting for Lei Gong to take him to the heaven to receive the trial.However, he has no sense of being a prisoner at all.

With a dust whisk, Xu Benhuai asked, "Why do you people from the fairy world and the god world look so strange? It doesn't matter if a monkey can become a Buddha. What kind of species are you to become a god?"

Lei Gong glared at him and said nothing.

Xu Benhuai counted with his fingers, "I heard that you can become immortals in the heavenly dogtail grass. Isn't the standard too low? Monkeys, horses, cattle, sheep, foxes, and other animals can also become immortals? By the way, there are white ermines in the heavenly world." Is it fairy?"

Lei Gong said angrily, "What's the rush? You'll see it when you go to the Heavenly Court."

Xu Benhuai tilted his head, just smiled and said, "I'm afraid I won't see you."

Seeing Sun Wukong walking this way, Lei Gong quickly brought Xu Benhuai to meet him, and said, "This is the Taoist priest."

Sun Wukong didn't look at Xu Benhuai, but just yawned boredly, leaned on the tree trunk beside him, and gave up the position to Lin Ziyi, thinking that she should want to settle the matter with Xu Benhuai by himself.

Lin Ziyi stared at Lei Gong, cursing clearly and fluently: "Mountain Pao, silly roe deer, a hair-removing eagle that has been boiled by hot water!"

Lei Gong: "..."

Lei Gong glanced at Monkey King, nodded helplessly and said, "Yes yes yes yes."

Seeing his attitude of admitting scolding so well, it made Lin Ziyi a little bit speechless.She was aggrieved for a long time, and she turned her eyes to Xu Benhuai's face, "You are even more of a jerk! You actually left a note in the secret room to laugh at me!"

As if accepting his fate, Xu Benhuai sighed quietly and said, "I didn't expect that you found it. I thought it would be safe to hide it there."

Lin Ziyi said coldly: "I told you, you couldn't beat me 600 years ago, and it will be the same after 600 years."

Xu Benhuai stood with downcast eyes.

Lin Ziyi couldn't distinguish his expression for a while, only heard him whisper: "I lost."

Lei Gong frowned, and hurriedly asked: "Have you got all the magic weapons?"

Lin Ziyi hugged Guqin warily, "What are you doing? You want to hit me when you're so close?"

Lei Gong clenched the hammer in his hand, but for some reason he couldn't sense the warning that Lin Ziyi had touched the magic weapon.He thought for a moment, relaxed a little, and said to Lin Ziyi: "I will report to the Jade Emperor, don't try to hide it."

Lin Ziyi looked at him with distaste, "Why are you making a small report like you are owed?"

Lei Gong: "..."

Lei Gong: "I'm handling this impartially."

Lin Ziyi was even more disgusted, "Pull it down, you owe it to me. I am also struck by lightning. I really don't feel tired. From Zishi to Haishi, my father has not been so diligent in staring at me."

Lei Gong: "..."

Lei Gong ignored Lin Ziyi's resentment of scolding him as soon as he opened his mouth, and turned his head to ask Monkey King, "This Xu Benhuai has been caught, you can follow me back and return."

Sun Wukong stretched his waist, but didn't move. He just crossed his arms and said lazily, "Take him back first."

Lei Gong was slightly surprised, and quickly said: "But the Jade Emperor..."

Sun Wukong looked up and stared at him, and said slowly: "You go back first. En?"

Lei Gong opened his mouth, succumbing to this coercion, and had no choice but to nod, still unwilling to say: "Please don't stay in the human world for too long."

Lei Gong summoned a cloud, asked Xu Benhuai to sit on it, and returned to the Heavenly Court to return to his order.

Before Xu Benhuai climbed up the cloud, he suddenly glanced at Lin Ziyi, pointed at the stone bank above the waterfall with his whisk, and said, "In the entire Xuqing Temple, the only thing you can see there is the best view."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback, not knowing why, "What did you say?"

Xu Benhuai squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, "There used to be a plum grove on the opposite side. The snow has set in winter, and the red petals are especially beautiful in the silver covering. You should come and see this kind of scenery."

Lin Ziyi looked up, and the place Xu Benhuai mentioned was completely bare, with no grass, let alone plum trees.

She suddenly realized that she had never told anyone about her visit to the Xuqing Temple. Why did Xu Benhuai seem to know that she had been here before, so he mentioned the matter of the Xuqing Temple to her very familiarly?

Lin Ziyi opened her mouth to ask him, but saw that he had already sat on the cloud, and said to her with a slight smile: "If you say goodbye today, you will never see each other forever. In the end, it will end with my failure just like 600 years ago."

Xu Benhuai was once taken away by Daoist Jingming, maybe it was Taoist Jingming who mentioned that a white sable demon broke into Xuqing temple.

Lin Ziyi thought about it, so she didn't ask any questions, but just replied, "I will never see you again."

After watching Lei Gong go away, Monkey King walked slowly to Lin Ziyi's side.

Lin Ziyi put the bronze mirror in her hand into her bosom, patted it for confirmation, and then raised her head to ask him reassuringly, "Aren't you going back?"

"Of course you have to go back." Sun Wukong lazily replied, "The last time you went to heaven was escorted by those heavenly soldiers, this time I should take you up there myself."

"It always feels like surrendering... However, Dasheng, your somersault cloud is quite fast." Lin Ziyi nodded in agreement, thought for a while, and said, "Then let's go to the godfather to confirm the other monsters. Artifacts. After all, Godfather helped Xu Benhuai find them, so he should know what these magic weapons look like. After that, let’s go to the underworld first.”

She lowered her head and stroked the bronze mirror, "Although Lu Pan said that the scholar's soul might not be able to fuse together, I always want to try."

Lei Gong took Xu Benhuai through the clouds and flew to the heaven.

He originally thought that although Xu Benhuai, a mortal, was a little capable, he would still be frightened by flying into the sky.However, to his surprise, Xu Benhuai just sat cross-legged on the cloud, with his eyes lightly closed, without saying a word, as if in meditation.

Lei Gong couldn't help but said: "You mortal is a bit interesting, are you really not afraid?"

Xu Benhuai didn't seem to hear it, and didn't even have a half reaction.

Lei Gong was bored, flapped his wings, and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

After returning to the Heavenly Court, Lei Gong dragged Xu Benhuai directly to the main hall, and said to the Jade Emperor sitting above: "The alien has been captured."

The Jade Emperor didn't look at Xu Benhuai, but just looked at the official document in front of him, and asked casually, "Where is the fight against Buddha?"

"He..." Lei Gong hesitated for a moment, and replied, "Dou Sheng Buddha still stays in the human world."

The Jade Emperor paused, slowly raised his head, and looked at Lei Gong, "He won't come back to return?"

Lei Gong hesitated, and explained stutteringly: "Dou defeated Buddha, he..."

"That's all. He used to have this kind of temperament. He settled down for a while, but I forgot about it." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, looked at Xu Benhuai who was lying on the ground, and frowned, "Is this Xu Benhuai?"

Lei Gong nodded, and quietly kicked Xu Benhuai, "In front of the Jade Emperor, what are you doing like this?"

Xu Benhuai's body just moved accordingly, his head stuck to the floor of the main hall, without any reaction.

Lei Gong felt that something was wrong, so he immediately squatted down, hung his hands on top of Xu Benhuai's head, and peeped inside the body.After a while, he said in disbelief: "How could it be? His soul is gone...?"

The Jade Emperor angrily said: "How did you take care of it? How did his soul disperse?!"

Lei Gongwei said: "But when he was captured, he was clearly insane. The distance from the human world to the heavenly world is not too long, how could his soul be scattered during this period?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly recalled something, pulled aside the official document from the underworld, looked at it from top to bottom for a while, and then said with a sneer, "Okay, he is quite accurate."

Lei Gong didn't dare to say much, and stood there with his head down.

The Jade Emperor let out a long breath, and comforted him: "You don't have to blame yourself. He was divided into life by the devil, and his body is unconscious. Although the power of the soul is long, it will still be exhausted. Besides, he used the ghost to make alchemy and harmed his body. , The soul lives in the body, so it is naturally worn out. He has not much time left, probably because he is afraid that he will be punished more cruelly in the heaven, so he dispersed his soul to escape."

"Or," the Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes, and said darkly: "He knew what I wanted to ask, so he ended everything with his own death. He scattered his soul and didn't even give himself a chance to reincarnate, but he was decisive and ruthless." Spicy. Compared to the prince Changqin who has been tossing and turning in the human world, he is more promising. But the two are worthy of being masters and apprentices, and they are both trying to go against the sky, heh, they are overestimated."

It was a long time ago that Prince Changqin was convicted of crimes against the heavens and demoted to the earth.

Lei Gong originally thought that the Jade Emperor had forgotten about it, but he never thought that he had recently investigated Xu Benhuai and found out that the prince Changqin was born after crossing the soul.

Prince Changqin once crossed his soul to a Taoist priest named Jingming, and that Taoist priest was Xu Benhuai's uncle and later his master.It's a pity that the remaining half of the fairy has already spent more than half of it in the crossing soul, and it is very difficult to find it now.

The Jade Emperor ordered Xu Benhuai to be captured alive to go to heaven, originally to find out the current whereabouts of the prince Changqin.

The Jade Emperor thought about it for a moment, and asked, "Is that monkey mixed with that white sable demon again?"

Lei Gong nodded, hesitated for a moment and said: "That white sable demon seems to have gathered all the magic weapons."

"It's all collected?" Jade Emperor frowned, "How could it be so fast?"

However, Lei Gong said with a puzzled expression: "I heard that Taoist priest Xu Benhuai collected those magic weapons. This time when he was captured, the white sable demon took all the magic weapons away. But, for some reason, I didn't have any sense." He paused, and asked for instructions, "What action should we take against that white sable demon?"

"The action is too fast now, and I can't achieve the result I want. Let's take a look." The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes and said slowly, "She must go to the underworld, tell the Hades to let her go, don't stop her. Look carefully See if the magic weapon is real or not. If it's fake, it's fine, if it's real..."

The Jade Emperor tapped his finger on the table, his expression was cold, but he didn't speak.

The world, Qinchuan.

Wearing a light yellow gown, the young man with gentle eyebrows is dividing the medicinal materials.

An old woman held a phoenix qin in her arms, walked slowly into the door, placed the qin carefully on the wooden table, and said softly: "Someone brought this qin outside the door, saying it was a gift from an old friend."

The young man was slightly taken aback, turned his gaze to Feng Weiqin, and asked softly, "Who is the person here?"

"The man said that he didn't know either, he only knew that he was a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe, and his words and deeds were quite crazy." The old woman shook her head slightly, and just replied like this.

The young man's eyes were heavy, but he smiled and said, "Ji Tong is in trouble."

The old woman named Jitong just bent slightly, then turned and left.

The young man approached slowly, stroked the cold strings with his fingers, hooked them slightly, and made a clear sound, mourning for a long time in this room.

He shook his head slightly, sighing and regretting, "It's so stupid to be obsessed with this. But in the end, it's me who can't be broken."