[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

It doesn't take many people to go down the burrow.

Needless to say, Lin Ziyi and Yuhuatian.

No matter what is hidden in the cave, Lin Ziyi always has to go down to have a look and confirm it for herself before she can feel at ease.If there is really a magic weapon hidden in it, although Lei Gong is nearby, he may not have time to attack her, and the hole is quite deep, and he should not be able to hit her.But if you are not afraid of anything, you are afraid of the eventuality. To be on the safe side, Yu Huatian had to follow her down.By the way, responsible for carrying things.

Compared to the passive situation of the two, Lu Xiaofeng took the initiative a lot.

Although he was awed by Monkey King's stunt of plucking hairs and turning into a monkey with his bare hands, he still did not forget his own demeanor, and before Lin Ziyi could speak, he jumped lightly into the hole, and his toes landed on the ground without making a sound.

He stabilized his figure, looked up at the top of the cave, saw Lin Ziyi's rather surprised expression, and explained with a smile: "Although those monkeys triggered the mechanism, it is inevitable that there will be other things. I will also break into the big and small secret rooms." After a lot, there is always some experience from someone who has been there.”

After he finished speaking, he smiled bitterly, "Besides, according to Miss Ziyi's bad habits, I'm afraid she'll try to lead the way. That would really embarrass me. You should give me, a big man, a chance to show off. "

Lin Ziyi pondered for a moment, and said with emotion: "No wonder Sikong Zhaixing told me that there are many women in the Jianghu who love you, a prodigal son. At first, seeing your appearance, I thought he was cheating on me."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng ignored the last sentence, jokingly said: "Oh? That girl Ziyi also fell in love with me, a prodigal son, like those girls from all corners of the world?"

"That's not true." Lin Ziyi refused without even thinking about it, "Our speaking styles don't match, we don't fit together, so let's give up."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Ziyi said slowly, "However, from the perspective of a friend, I still like you a lot."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng jumping in, Sikong Zaixing felt that it was just a small secret passage, and nothing dangerous would happen.

So, he greeted and went out to guard the hidden place to observe the movement outside and prevent someone from sneaking in to engage in sabotage activities.

And Sun Wukong, who has the highest force value in the audience, obviously has no interest in what the cave looks like.He took out a golden pear from his pocket and ate it, lazily raising his hand to signal Lin Ziyi.Said that he was responsible for guarding near the cave to prevent Xu Benhuai from sneaking back.

After everything was deployed, Lin Ziyi shouted to Lu Xiaofeng in the cave: "Lu Xiaofeng, show your teeth!"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know why, but he followed what Lin Ziyi said.

Lin Ziyi took a look, then turned to Yuhuatian and said, "I saw Lu Xiaofeng's big white teeth just now, so I guess the hole isn't too deep. Brother Huatian, is your martial arts good?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Yu Huatian didn't say a word, but just stretched out a hand to signal her to hold it, and walked to the side, grabbed Lin Ziyi's waist and jumped straight down from the hole.When it landed, it was silent.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yuhuatian in a little surprise, and said with a smile, "Brother Yu is very good at martial arts."

Yu Huatian glanced at him and didn't answer. He just stabilized Lin Ziyi's figure and let go, carefully tidying up the folds on the clothes.

Lu Xiaofeng was not annoyed at all, as if he had already guessed how Yuhuatian would respond.

Lin Ziyi looked at Lu Xiaofeng, then at Yuhuatian, and felt that Yuhuatian's old and unreasonable appearance really caused some hatred.In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, she moved closer to Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Can you understand brother Huatian's eyes?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't quite understand the meaning of her words, but responded with "En?".

"Then I'll translate it for you." Lin Ziyi imitated enthusiastically, "My brother Huatian's eyes mean, 'My martial arts is good, but I need you, a frivolous and eyebrowless person, to praise me? Huh!' Brother Huatian is Lu Xiaofeng, please be more patient with such a small public matter."

Lu Xiaofeng understood that Lin Ziyi was afraid that he would be unhappy with Yu Huatian's unreasonable personality, and wanted to appease him but chose the wrong way, so he couldn't help but laughed and said: "Everyone has their own personality, I don't care about it. Not someone who counts those things."

Yu Huatian said gloomily, "Lin Ziyi, your accent hasn't improved in the past few days, but your courage has grown stronger."

Lin Ziyi was unconvinced, "Why hasn't my accent improved, I can still speak various dialects such as 'What kind of shit', 'You little red guy' and so on."

Yuhuatian: "..."

The space under the cave is much more spacious than expected, but it is slightly dark and the air is turbid.

Lin Ziyi snapped her fingers, and a flickering flame burst out, trembling, as if extremely unstable.But fortunately, it can still illuminate the road ahead, and it is not difficult for a few people to walk.

Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that the flame would be blown out by his breath, so he asked in a low voice: "Miss Ziyi's skill, can others not learn it?"

"What? Are you interested?" Lin Ziyi glanced at him, flipped her fingers, and a flower made of flames condensed on her fingertips.Put your hands down, and in an instant, only the swaying flames are left.

Lu Xiaofeng asked her, "Miss Ziyi, why didn't you use the spark lighting just now? Isn't that clearer?"

"That flower is for blowing." Lin Ziyi's fingertips still only had the slightly trembling flames, "Too many flames make you sing."

Lu Xiaofeng subconsciously kept silent about the position of his brow bone, expressing his deep understanding.

Yuhuatian and Lu Xiaofeng, a veteran of palace fighting and a veteran of Jianghu, are responsible for opening the way ahead.And Lin Ziyi is in charge of being a mobile artificial lighting in the back.

With nothing to do, Lin Ziyi introduced to Lu Xiaofeng: "It is not uncommon for mortals who know magic. But generally they need to have natural spiritual power, and the aptitude is better. Those who succeed in cultivation are only a few Taoist priests who love to cultivate. .If you cultivate for 40 to [-] years without drinking or eating meat, you might be able to succeed.”

Lu Xiaofeng waved his hands quickly, with a bitter face, "If I don't eat meat or drink, then what's the point of living? It's better to be a free-spirited Jiang Hu."

Lin Ziyi nodded and agreed, "That's right, it's better for you to be a Jianghu person. With this hairstyle, if you practice Taoism, those old-fashioned people must blow their beards and stare and say that you have evil thoughts that want to escape into Buddhism. Take a whisk every day." Go around and brainwash you. It’s different when you’re a Jianghu person. When you go out, you can say it’s your personality, and you can use this image to go out to fight for righteousness. Decades later, the reputation of "duck egg with a wig——Lu Xiaofeng" will be in the Jianghu widely circulated in China.”

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Ziyi girl, don't talk about it as if I will never grow eyebrows and beard in my life."

The seven turns and eight turns of the promenade in the cave are extremely complicated, but because it is a way, it is not easy to get lost.

Most of the traps in the corridor were triggered by the monkeys turned into monkey fur, and a very small number of traps were successfully avoided because of Yuhuatian's vigilance and Lu Xiaofeng's experience.

After finally reaching the end, the three of them saw two stone gates in front of them.

The left and right sides of the stone gate were built exactly the same, with only a foot between them, so the three of them could only look at it like this, completely clueless.

Lin Ziyi walked to the left to observe, then walked to the right to observe, and finally said: "You two open the stone gate on the left, and I open the right."

Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows, "What is the basis?"

Lin Ziyi: "Men left and women right."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "This reason is too hasty."

Lin Ziyi spread her hands and said: "Then there is no other way. You can't just return in vain just because of two doors. One of these two doors will have to be opened sooner or later. What if you hit it by mistake and get caught right? "

Lu Xiaofeng looked up at the two stone gates, recalling whether he had seen any hints along the way, but he really felt at a loss, so he had to compromise: "Okay."

Yu Huatian did not open the door on the left as Lin Ziyi said, but walked up to her, put his finger on the door, and said to her in a low voice: "Are you going to open it? Keep an eye on the door for a moment, if there is a hidden weapon Remember to hide aside."

Lin Ziyi blinked at him, feeling quite incredulous, "Brother Huatian, why did you come to my place?"

Yuhuatian just slowly opened the door, and replied casually: "Come if you want."

Lin Ziyi gave a thumbs up, "Brother Huatian, you are so capricious in your answer!"

The door opened, but there was no rain of arrows as expected.

The interior of Shimen is not too big, but it is very spacious.There is only a round stone table in the center of the entire cubicle, and a piece of white rice paper is quietly lying on the stone table.

Yu Huatian approached Lin Ziyi cautiously, looked around, and asked Lin Ziyi to pick up the piece of paper after making sure everything was fine.

Lin Ziyi read the above content slowly, "Not here. Not here? What do you mean?"

At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng shouted from the next door: "Miss Ziyi, I found a piece of paper. It says there is no one here."

Lin Ziyi looked confused, and repeated it over and over again, "Not here, not here?"

Yu Huatian said lightly: "There are words on the back."

Lin Ziyi quickly turned over and read: "Are you stupid?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi instantly understood that she had been tricked, and angrily rolled up the rice paper and threw it on the ground, "Xu Benhuai, you bastard!"

Lu Xiaofeng explored there and came back, but found nothing special.

When he went to the Shimen on the right to meet Yuhuatian and the others, he saw Lin Ziyi squatting there dejectedly, her whole body wasted.

Lu Xiaofeng said reassuringly: "Miss Ziyi, don't be too busy getting depressed, maybe there are other institutions here."

Lin Ziyi stood up, looked around, and nodded despite her slightly sad expression.

Lu Xiaofeng and Yu Huatian were in charge of carefully looking for the secret room along the walls, but Lin Ziyi couldn't help, so she wanted to sit on the stone table and look at the roof.

She never thought that as soon as she sat down, she felt the stone table sink, and she actually led Lin Ziyi around half a circle on the spot.

Lin Ziyi followed the stone table in a daze, looking at the stone door that opened suddenly with complicated eyes.

She couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Do I have a 100% success setting for unlocking the mechanism?"

Lu Xiaofeng and Yuhuatian were also very surprised by this.

However, it was useless to talk too much, they pulled Lin Ziyi away, and walked directly into the newly opened secret room.

Walking twenty or thirty steps forward, I saw a pedestal shaped like a lotus flower not far away, on which several things were supported, and the smoke billowed up, appearing somewhat ethereal and illusory.

Lin Ziyi seemed to have seen something familiar, walked quickly into the smoke, and examined it carefully.

Inkstone, Guqin, bronze mirror, incense burner...and that mysterious iron pot that doesn't match the painting style.

Lin Ziyi stared blankly, feeling that the scene in front of her was very unreal.With trembling hands, she stroked the guqin, the cold strings made her feel a little more at ease.

She has gone through hardships and pursued so hard for so many years, and at this moment, she has obtained it all.

Lin Ziyi suddenly felt her eyes heat up, and tears fell down her cheeks onto the piano, leaving little water stains.She quickly raised her sleeves to wipe away the water stains, for fear that something might go wrong with the guqin.She wiped her face indiscriminately again, then turned around and smiled, said with trembling syllables slightly excited: "Brother Huatian, Lu Xiaofeng, me, let's take these things up."

It was the first time Yuhuatian saw her like this, he was silent for a while, and asked, "Is everything all right?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Ziyi shook her head quickly, and wiped her cheek with the back of her hand, but she couldn't wipe off the curved corner of her mouth, "I, I'm just so happy."

Her fingers brushed over the strings, making a clear sound, echoing her joyful tone in this empty secret room.

Lin Ziyi picked up Guqin, took a deep breath and said, "As long as you take these things out, everything will be over."