[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Fortunately, that deafening thunder sounded only once.

White Sable lay on Sun Wukong's shoulder, poked his head around for a while, and jumped to the side table nimbly.His ears moved vigilantly, and he listened silently for a while, as if confirming that there was no danger, he jumped to the ground and turned into a human form.

Sun Wukong watched her set of movements quietly, put his hand on his chin, and tapped his index finger on his cheek. After a while, he asked: "The sky thunder disaster has passed, how can you be afraid of this little thunder?"

"Surviving the thunder disaster doesn't mean you can yell at the sky and come at me." Lin Ziyi pointed to her head with a little sorrow, "And when the thunder strikes, it goes down the sky, does it hurt? Said, it is easy to cause a short-term coma. After sleeping for another five years, brother Huatian will be reincarnated and go to soy sauce all over the place. Where can I find someone with a similar fate."

Sun Wukong said casually, "That mortal's lifespan is so short?"

"En. It's quite short." Lin Ziyi replied honestly, "I read the book of life and death in the underworld, and roughly calculated, there should be more than six years." She suddenly sighed, "Six years in the human world are very short. .”

Sun Wukong stared straight at her, and said in a low voice, "Don't do anything stupid."

"I already have one of the things that go against the sky. I don't think I'll make a big package and make a few more. I don't think it's too long." Lin Ziyi sat beside her and twirled her teacup, and said leisurely: "But Xu Benhuai should already have six here, and I have one here. As long as we can find out where he hides the magic weapon, everything will be over. Judging by the attitude of the Jade Emperor, he probably wanted to find me afterwards. It’s troublesome, but it’s not too difficult to find a good-sounding reason to get through.”

Monkey King shook his head and said, "It's not stupid to go against the sky."

Lin Ziyi didn't understand, she tilted her head to look at him, but he just had a calm face and didn't intend to explain.

Lin Ziyi suddenly asked: "Great Sage, you were suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years because of your disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Now that you have been a Buddha for a long time, have you ever regretted it?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback for a moment, but then laughed.The tone is gentle, but with an incomparable arrogance, "How about being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain? How about becoming a Buddha?"

Even though he is wearing cassocks now, he is no longer as competitive as he was when he was a teenager, and because of his status as a fighting Buddha, he has to listen to the Buddhist scriptures for a long time with the Tathagata, and he has become more thorough and less youthful.

But so what?

He is still the Monkey King Monkey King who fears gods and ghosts, is omnipotent in heaven and earth, shakes the six realms and four seas as soon as the golden cudgel comes out, defies the rules of heaven and is fearless.

Only this will never change.

Sun Wukong paused, and asked back: "Do you think I will regret it?"

"You are far away from me, whether it is the title of Monkey King or the title of Fighting and Conquering Buddha." Lin Ziyi leaned back in her chair and looked at the roof, her voice was soft and gentle, "But I know your name is Monkey King, You do what you want and you never regret it."

Sun Wukong smiled slightly, as if the stars in the sky were in his eyes, and the peach blossoms fell on the corners of his lips.

He said slowly, "I really have no regrets."

They met for the first time at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, met by chance on the way to learn the scriptures, and survived the thunder disaster together in the heavenly court, and now they go down to the earth to help.

After all, he has no regrets.

Lin Ziyi clasped her hands together, and said with reminiscence: "I have lived for more than 1000 years, and half of my life was wasted in dreams. Although I live much longer than ordinary people, there will be a day when my life span will run out."

Sun Wukong's expression moved slightly, but he didn't speak.

Lin Ziyi was not depressed when she said these words, but smiled happily, "So, once everything is over and the Jade Emperor doesn't find fault, I will continue to travel in this mortal world. I only watched half of Tang Shengjing. This time I woke up from the dream and was busy looking for the magic weapon. I haven’t had time to see what the Ming Dynasty was like. But looking at the scene of Kyoto, I think it should be a prosperous and prosperous world.”

After Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he didn't care much about the mundane world, so he didn't know much about it, so he just nodded and said, "The human world is always much more lively than other circles."

Lin Ziyi stretched her waist, exercised her muscles and bones, and said enthusiastically, "Then let's start looking for those six magic weapons!"

The picture scroll, one of the magic weapons, did not need to bother, after being shaken away by Monkey King, it was thrown aside like trash.

Sun Wukong revealed Lin Ziyi and Yuhuatian, but not Qiniang.

Presumably Qiniang stayed in there for too long, and there was no way to let her come out with such a simple and rude way.But these are not issues that Lin Ziyi has to worry about. After all, Qiniang is in a very weak state of soul and is not suitable to appear outside now. It is better to just take the painting back and let Old Man Xin figure out a way.

Lin Ziyi was careful not to be taken in by the painting, and asked Sun Wukong, "How did you know that I was locked in there, great sage? Xu Benhuai was not there at the time."

Sun Wukong sat there watching her busy, and said casually: "I wanted to see what it was, but it wasn't tied up with a rope. I shook it casually, and you came out."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Thank you for your curiosity."

Lin Ziyi had only seen four of the seven magic weapons.They are picture scroll, inkstone, jade flute...and a pot.

Lin Ziyi was confused by the appearance of this pot, and she fell asleep for five years just because of a momentary cheapness.

She was sent to Mount Tai by Old Man Xin, and happened to see a pot lying there in the cave.At that time, she thought it was a traveler with a broken brain who bought a pot to live in the cave, but the pot was not very useful, so it was discarded here.

Lin Ziyi looked at the brand new pot, and imagined why the pot appeared in the cave.

She started to touch it curiously, and then she was caught off guard by the sky thunder that smashed the Tianling cover and passed out on the ground.I slept for five years.

After five years, when she woke up, she found that she had been dragged back to Changbai Mountain with both her and her pot.Presumably Old Man Xin asked one of his daughters to follow her secretly, and drag her to Changbai Mountain after she was knocked unconscious.

Her father knocked on the pot very mercilessly, blowing his beard and staring and said: "You mountain cannon, I will admit it after sleeping for a man for 500 years. Anyway, we have lived on the earth for so many years, and going to heaven is considered a long-term ambition. Look at you, now you can sleep for five years because of a small broken pot, and just tell me that you beat a Taoist priest in the desert 500 years ago, and it is more credible to let the sand stumble over you."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Although her father's accusation was cut off by her saying "Dad, my head hurts", but since then, because of this small pot, Lin Ziyi's authority in the White Sable Clan has declined rapidly.

Lin Ziyi glanced around, but didn't find where the conspicuous pot was placed.

She recalled discovering the secret room built by Xu Benhuai in the Dan Pavilion, and happened to see that this room also had a bookshelf, so she leaned over to see if she could pull out all the books and open the door of the secret room.

However, she didn't expect that she had only smoked two copies, and when she moved to the side, she felt a slight sinking under her feet.The sound of chains rubbing against each other muffled from the ground, and not long after, a hole appeared in the center of the room.

Lin Ziyi looked at it silently for a while, and said with emotion: "...Hey, I really have the protagonist's life."

Sun Wukong, who was not involved in the search and was just sitting next to him with nothing to do, felt the same way when he saw this scene: "When I was learning Buddhist scriptures, this kind of secret room still needed to be knocked on the floor and the wall to open it manually. Now it has developed to this point gone."

Lin Ziyi put the book back, and replied in surprise: "You still need to find the secret room? I thought you could dig a secret room passage by yourself with a golden cudgel?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Yuhuatian and the others were originally looking for Xu Benhuai's traces nearby, but when they heard the noise from the wooden house, they hurried back, pushed the door open and walked in. They looked at the hole in the middle with surprise on their faces.

Lin Ziyi squatted aside and looked at the dark burrow, raised her head to greet them, "Brother Huatian, you are back? Did you find Xu Benhuai?"

Yu Huatian shook his head calmly, and asked her, "Do you think Xu Benhuai is hiding inside?"

"It seems very unlikely." Lin Ziyi shook her head, "I think he may have hidden all the magic weapons inside. But it's so dark that you can't see anything clearly."

Lu Xiaofeng leaned forward to take a look, squatted down, touched the soil on the edge of the hole, and judged: "I'm afraid it's a bit deep. And it's been a few years since I dug. Sikong Zhaixing, do you think you're sure you can get in?"

Sikong Zhaixing pondered for a while, "If there is not too much vibration, it will not collapse. I just don't know if it is spacious inside. If there is something hidden, there may be traps. If it is too narrow, it will be difficult to move forward."

Yu Huatian looked around and asked Lin Ziyi, "How did you open this burrow?"

Lin Ziyi pointed to the slightly sunken ground on the bookshelf, "I just stepped on it and opened it with the aura of the heroine of my storybook."

Yu Huatian automatically ignored her bragging, frowned, and said uneasyly: "The opening mechanism is there, it is a bit too easy and deliberate. I am afraid there is a fraud."

Lin Ziyi pondered for a while, and made a suggestion, "Shall I go in first and use the posture of a white sable to explore the way? If there is no problem, you can come in and carry things."

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and sighed: "Miss Ziyi, you are really a bad habit. There are three big men here..." He glanced at Monkey King for a while, and seemed to be thinking about how to define it, and finally said: "With a male monkey Buddha Here, how could a girl be allowed to do such a dangerous thing."

Sun Wukong, who was called the Monkey Buddha for the first time: "..."

Lin Ziyi said dejectedly, "Then it's dangerous for you to go down. I'm a monster and I can be quicker than you."

Monkey King came over lazily, without saying a word, just plucked a few hairs and blew gently.In an instant, the monkey hair turned into several monkeys, scratching their ears and standing in a row, jumping into the hole one by one without Monkey King's instructions.

All I could hear was a startling sound of crackling in the cave.It seems that something has been touched.

When the sound subsided, the little monkeys, holding arrows in their arms, crawled out of the hole sensitively in order, and threw the things in their arms to the ground.Surrounding Sun Wukong, he shouted "Dawang Dawang" a few times before turning back into monkey hair and falling lightly to the ground.

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Go down."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...My God, you are so handsome!"