[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Sun Wukong sits cross-legged on the somersault cloud, shuttles between the clouds without distraction.

Lei Gong, who was bare-chested and exposed, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, held a wedge in one hand and an awl in the other, and had a few drums hanging on his body. He flapped his wings bitterly and followed behind, shouting, "Slow down, I have too much equipment. Can't fly fast."

Monkey King ignored it and went straight forward.

Lei Gong sighed, had to grit his teeth, and quickly flapped his wings to catch up not far behind Sun Wukong, and said with a little worry: "Is it inappropriate for me to go? That little white sable demon will definitely fight with me if he sees me." of."

Sun Wukong glanced back at him, and said coolly: "Don't worry. With me there, it will definitely be your life if you fight."

Lei Gong: "..."

Lei Gong frowned, "I also follow the instructions of the Jade Emperor, otherwise, who would feel that the white sable demon touched those things every day, and even aimed at the warning tape. This is beyond my management. It's not raining every day. Everyone complains."

Sun Wukong said coldly: "It's long-winded. If you don't want to follow, go back."

"How dare I disobey the Jade Emperor's order." Lei Gong muttered, although he was dissatisfied, he still followed closely, babbling, "The white sable demon has been very quiet recently, I thought she had changed her temper and didn't care about it." Thinking of being arrested by someone. Speaking of which, every time it is obviously Dianmu who slashes her, why does she only arrest me and scold her?"

Monkey King felt that his nagging was really annoying, so he accelerated silently.

Lei Gong didn't realize it, and asked with a sad face: "Where are we going? Do you really know the location of that white sable demon?"

Monkey King replied indifferently: "Since I said to support her, how could I not even know where she is?"

"But how can this be done?"

Lei Gong raised his head, and as soon as he asked this question, he saw that Monkey King and somersaulting cloud had disappeared into the distance, leaving only a small spot, which could vaguely enable Lei Gong to distinguish the direction.

Lei Gong was dejected, and muttered to himself: "It's just a white sable demon that has lived for more than 1000 years. It's not unusual. I really don't know why the Jade Emperor valued it so much and wanted me to go and see it with my own eyes. Could it be that How did she change the way to scold me?"

He felt sorry for himself for a while, then flapped his wings, and hurriedly set off in the direction that Monkey King was heading.

Sun Wukong actually didn't know the specific reason why Lin Ziyi wanted to break into the underworld and make a fuss, but only vaguely remembered that she was doing it for the scholar she wanted to repay.

Lin Ziyi likes to travel around when she goes down the mountain, and they are going to learn Buddhist scriptures, so they occasionally bump into each other on the road.

What Lin Ziyi and he talked about was endless and boundless, and naturally there was no point.Sun Wukong never cared about other people, so he rarely asked how the scholar was doing.

He only remembered one time when he accidentally talked about it, Lin Ziyi smiled and said to him that the scholar was a very good person.

Later, he and his master arrived in Tianzhu and obtained the scriptures.After he was conferred the title of Dou Conquer Buddha, he asked to guard the gate to practice purely and listen to the Dharma, so it was difficult to see her again.

Later, when Lin Ziyi was taken to the Heavenly Court, Sun Wukong rushed over to accompany her through the 81 thunderstorms, secretly protecting her soul from being scattered.

She fell asleep in the cave, and he continued to be his fighting Buddha in the sky.

After a long farewell, more than 500 years have passed.

Lin Ziyi sat on the ground, listening with great interest to Lu Xiaofeng talking about what they saw and heard in the Jianghu before entering the painting.

Although Lin Ziyi was still not used to Lu Xiaofeng's speaking style, it had to be said that Lu Xiaofeng was a very funny person.

Lin Ziyi held her chin and asked, "You mean that the Huamanlou that appeared in the illusion before was blind?"

Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Although Hua Manlou is blind, he is happy blind. What he can see in his heart is far more than what we can see with our eyes."

Lin Ziyi blinked and pondered for a while, "Well, I kind of want to see it with my own eyes."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly and said: "It's not difficult. If Miss Ziyi wants to meet, she can come to Baihualou in the south of the Yangtze River. The gate of Baihualou is always open, and Huamanlou should be happy that she has made a friend who is a demon."

"Jiangnan." Lin Ziyi pointed her index finger at the corner of her lips, thinking about it, "I remember that Jiangnan was very prosperous in the Tang Dynasty. How can I find Baihualou?"

"Jiangnan is still prosperous today." Lu Xiaofeng knew that she had lived as a demon for a long time, so she was not surprised when she heard this, but raised her eyebrows and said, "As for Baihualou, just ask passers-by and you will be able to find it soon."

Lin Ziyi was surprised, "Is Baihualou famous and big?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, "It's just a small building with many potted flowers and a playboy living there."

Lin Ziyi had a bitter face, "Have you raised a lot of potted flowers?"

Lu Xiaofeng wondered, "What's wrong?"

Lin Ziyi pointed her fingers and said, "Flower demons generally have a short lifespan, weak constitution, very hypocritical, and narcissistic. They usually like to huddle together, chatter and make noise, and occasionally sing a few songs to the sun. In short, two words, God is annoying."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Miss Ziyi doesn't seem to like the flower demon?"

Lin Ziyi said slowly: "Although sometimes they sing very well, but the flower demon family is one of the few that I don't like to see."

The scholar Lin Ziyi wants to repay her favor to is Bai Shiqing in this life.

In the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, he entered the court and became an official, but after the Anshi Rebellion, he was depressed and frustrated.He left Beijing together with the refugees, found a remote and peaceful place, and set up a small garden to grow flowers for pleasure.

Bai Shiqing is a literati, and he waters flowers and recites poems on weekdays, which is more elegant.Occasionally, alone and drunk, he would yell loudly about the injustice of the government, the rebellious officials and thieves in power, and the hatred in his heart is hard to calm down.

Afterwards, he probably accepted the reality and restrained himself very much. When he drank, he was at most a little tipsy, and he stopped talking about the affairs of the court.

In fact, Lin Ziyi didn't intend to find the scholar to repay her kindness, but when she was traveling in the mortal world, she happened to meet Bai Shiqing, carrying a basket on her back, picking herbs in the mountains.

It is actually not complicated to recognize the reincarnated benefactor, but one thing is needed.

Si Niang once gave her two seeds, saying that one of the seeds was planted in the soul, no matter how many times the person reincarnated, this seed will always be hidden in the soul of the person.Recognizable at a glance.

And another seed is planted in one's own heart, which is used to sense the position of that seed, the closer it is, the faster the heart beats.

So with these two guarantees, Lin Ziyi never worried about how to find the scholar.

Lin Ziyi was touching her chest that was beating violently to the point of pain, and looking at Bai Shiqing, she thought that she would honestly repay his kindness in his life.

Lin Ziyi was not in a hurry to get close to him, but quietly took out the seed from his soul.

These two seeds are very precious, Si Niang only has two in her hand but she gave them all to her.

Lin Ziyi felt that since she had already found her benefactor, she might as well take this thing out and recycle it for reuse. It would be a waste to just bury it in the benefactor's soul all this time.

But when Lin Ziyi followed Bai Shiqing back home and looked at the small residence in front of her, she suddenly realized that although she wanted to repay her kindness, she couldn't think of what she could do.

If gold was conjured up and placed in front of his house, it's hard to guarantee that Bai Shiqing's house would not be targeted by some villains, and would harm him instead.What's more, this place is remote, and gold is not as real as food. .

She is a demon, not like a fairy, and can guarantee his official luck and prosperity.

It's even more impossible to make a promise with your body.Lin Ziyi is obsessed with the storybook, and the idea of ​​wanting to repay her kindness is also because of the storybook, but she is not self-aware enough, and feels that Bai Shiqing's kindness in her previous life is not enough for her to sacrifice so much.

After thinking about it, she took advantage of the dead of night and said to the newly unearthed radish seedlings, "Can you plow the ground yourself?"

The radish seedlings are noble and glamorous, "Shenjing Bing."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi was troubled for a whole fifteen days, watching Bai Shiqing gather medicine at sunrise and go home at sunset every day, and finally waited for a good opportunity to repay her kindness.

This opportunity is that a flower demon has cultivated into a human form, coveting Bai Shiqing's beauty, so she snatches him away and hides him in a cave.

Lin Ziyi waited at the gate of Bai Shiqing's house until night fell, but she did not wait for him to come back.

She originally thought that an accident had happened to him in the mountains, and when she was about to go up the mountain to look for him, she heard the flowers in the yard gossiping about the flower demon's plan to capture Bai Shiqing.

Lin Ziyi suddenly felt that the time had come to play her role.

The flower demon is very weak and has a bad mind.

There was only one cave like this on the entire mountain, so Lin Ziyi found the Flower Demon and Bai Shiqing almost as soon as she went up the mountain.

The flower demon looked at the bronze mirror over there, and said to Bai Shiqing who was lying on the ground without any resistance for some reason: "I have just cultivated human form, and this appearance is pretty, but why don't you like it? Obviously I am more beautiful than orchids." Even more beautiful, but you only care about taking care of the orchid next to me. What good is that kind of weak and annoying flower?"

The cave was a little dark, Lin Ziyi stood at the entrance of the cave, and could only see Bai Shiqing with his back to her, his fingers trembling slightly, as if he wanted to move but couldn't make it.

Lin Ziyi thought about a few lines for her appearance, but felt that something was not good, so she simply walked in, and said to the flower demon with a righteous face: "If you are obedient, I will spare your life."

The flower demon was stunned for a while, then suddenly screamed, "Sister Peony, I'm going to be raped, I'm so scared!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

The flower demon took a look at her, and continued crying and screaming: "You are still a female monster who is not as beautiful as me! I'm so scared! I'd better die!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...You flower demons don't have brains, but you think beautifully."

Frightened by the situation she imagined, the flower demon instantly changed back to her original form, took three steps and took two steps and ran away crying.This made Lin Ziyi, who was about to show her skills in front of Bai Shiqing, somewhat unacceptable.

Bai Shiqing lay weakly on the ground, but his obsidian-like bright eyes were fixed on her.He seemed to want to say something, but he was too tired to say anything.

Lin Ziyi said cautiously: "Well, although I'm also a monster, I'm a good one. Really, I won't lie to you, I'm here to repay my kindness. You...have you been captured? Why are you so weak?"

Bai Shiqing glanced at her angrily, and tried to hold his fingers back. After a long while, he barely propped up his body, half leaning against the stone wall, panting heavily.

Lin Ziyi didn't know for a while whether she should lend a hand or not.I saw him moving his joints and supporting himself to stand up against the stone wall.

Lin Ziyi squatted on the ground, watched him stand up bit by bit, and murmured: "It's hard work. Actually, if you fall into any trick of the flower demon, I can help you solve it."

Bai Shiqing: "..."

Bai Shiqing's voice was hoarse, and he said softly, "Can you come here and give me a treat?"

Lin Ziyi was reminiscing here, but suddenly felt that the world in the painting was spinning. Before she had time to stabilize her figure, she fell out of the painting and fell to the ground with a "slap", and then a heavy object fell on her body. sound.

Lin Ziyi was almost thrown into a mouthful of blood, and asked in a muffled voice: "Xu Benhuai, you bastard, can you stop being so rough when you drag someone out next time? Brother Huatian, Lu Xiaofeng, and Sikong Zhaixing, stand up for me quickly !"

The state of stacking arhats was lifted instantly, and Lin Ziyi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

She was about to say something, when she heard a rather familiar voice say in surprise: "Ah, so many people came out."

Lin Ziyi coughed twice, looked up, and saw Sun Wukong smilingly reaching out to her, with the same tone as before, "Long time no see, little white sable."