[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi finally understood the cause and process of the incident through Sikong Zhaixing's panting and laughing explanation.

To put it simply, after Lin Ziyi disappeared, they originally planned to look for her.Considering Qiniang's uneasy state, he arranged for Lu Xiaofeng to stay by Qiniang's side.

Who would have thought that Qiniang, who had been quiet and well-behaved by Lu Xiaofeng's side all the time, suddenly became violent and hurt someone, and a ball of flame shot out of one hand and threw it directly at Lu Xiaofeng.The fire spread extremely fast, a single spark landed on his eyebrows and beard, and it burned up in an instant.

I don't know what kind of fire that fire is, but it can't be extinguished no matter what. Seeing that the raging tongue of fire is curly hair, it is about to burn his head.Without even thinking about it, Yu Huatian swung the hidden weapon in his hand, and the hidden weapon landed on Lu Xiaofeng's neck and cut off his hair directly.

And Qiniang took advantage of this gap to fly and try to snatch the jade flute from Yuhuatian's waist, but Yuhuatian, who had been vigilant all the time, noticed, entangled for a moment, Qiniang was lost, and disappeared in the illusion.

They appeared here this time just to find Qiniang.

Lin Ziyi breathed a sigh of relief after hearing the cause and effect, and said, "Maybe Xu Benhuai wanted to take the jade flute away. Although he said he didn't do anything to Qiniang, there must be some kind of connection that made Qiniang obey his orders." .”

Lin Ziyi took the jade flute from Yu Huatian and murmured, "It's a good thing you weren't snatched away."

Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you say that Xu Benhuai can take these magic weapons as he wants?"

"If you want to take the jade flute, you can take it. Anyway, we can't do anything with the jade flute." Lin Ziyi said casually, but she took off the pendant at the end of the flute very carefully, hung it on her belt, and placed it properly , said: "I forgot that this thing was hung on the jade flute. You can throw away the jade flute, but you can't throw this away."

The pendant is a small jade tablet, and the animal engraved on it looks like a fox at first glance, but it looks nothing like it when you look closely.

Yuhuatian had seen Lin Ziyi's prototype, and knew that it was engraved with a mink.

"Brother Huatian, thank you." Lin Ziyi smiled and thanked Yuhuatian as if she was very satisfied.

"En." Yu Huatian responded lightly, turned his head slightly, and asked concisely, "Is it very important?"

"It's very important." Lin Ziyi touched the jade tablet and said with nostalgia: "This is the first gift I received from a mortal, and it will also be the last one. I thought I would never find it again."

Therefore, even though Old Man Xin's cooperation with Xu Benhuai to cheat her made her feel chilled, she was still very grateful to Old Man Xin for recovering the jade pendant intact.

Yu Huatian suddenly remembered that when she first met Lin Ziyi, she squatted in front of the Changwu Institute with the jade flute in her arms and cried happily.

At first, he didn't understand why Lin Ziyi was so happy, and he was so happy that he jumped up and kissed him.

Later, from Lin Ziyi's mouth, he knew that he was the one with her destiny.With him here, she would not be struck by lightning.Although he scoffed at this statement, occasionally recalling the scene at the Changwu Institute, he felt that Lin Ziyi was just a little brainy, and she could barely be considered a child at heart, but she was also cute.

But only now did he know that Lin Ziyi was just for a pendant.

He glanced at the pendant hanging on Lin Ziyi's waist.

It is still a pendant whose material is not very good, and the carving is barely passable.

Yuhuatian didn't know why, but suddenly felt unbalanced.

Lu Xiaofeng touched his new hairstyle uncomfortably, and protested to the two people over there who only cared about whispering: "Miss Ziyi, you care about things, don't you care about people?"

Lin Ziyi pursed her lips, groaned for a long time, and then held back a comforting word, "Actually, she looks quite young without it. It's just..."

Lu Xiaofeng followed her words and said, "Exactly?"

Lin Ziyi struggled for a while, but couldn't think of any euphemistic words, so she had to say bluntly: "It's just shabby. When I had eyebrows, beard, and hair, I was barely okay, but after being burned, I only had shackles." .”

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng covered his face and fell into deep frustration, "Miss Ziyi, please don't talk to me, I want to be quiet."

Lin Ziyi looked at Lu Xiaofeng and felt that he was really unlucky.

If Xu Benhuai hadn't been able to see the situation in the painting through this magical weapon, he would never have expected that two people would throw themselves into a trap and be trapped in the painting when one of them was not watching.

And one of them, named Lu Xiaofeng, was handsome with four eyebrows when he came in, and after a few days of being locked up, he changed into a non-mainstream hairstyle in the Ming Dynasty, squatting on the ground like a lovelorn girl, heartbroken.

Lin Ziyi couldn't help but said, "If straight hair doesn't suit you, Brother Huatian and I can barely curl it for you."

Lu Xiaofeng raised his head from the palm of his hand and looked at her silently.

Lin Ziyi snapped her fingers, and faint flames sprang up between her fingers, "The shape of the hidden weapon is okay anyway, so I will use it to curl your hair, and then I will heat it with fire, and it will probably be shaped."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Yu Huatian looked at the flames on her fingertips and said, "This is the first time I've seen you use fire."

Lin Ziyi nodded, "I don't use fire easily."

Yu Huatian was puzzled, "Why? If it is based on efficiency, isn't it more convenient to use fire than water?"

Lin Ziyi raised her head, "I'm afraid it will burn my noble fur."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng's personality is free and easy, and after being entangled in this matter for a while, he stopped thinking about it and looked at Lin Ziyi leisurely, saying: "At first Miss Ziyi didn't want to talk about it, I didn't want to ask. But now My hair, eyebrows and beard are all gone, Miss Ziyi should satisfy my curiosity."

Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a moment, fixed his eyes on Lin Ziyi, and asked slowly: "Miss Ziyi and that Qiniang are not ordinary people, or are they not even human?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Although what you said is true, I always feel that your wording seems to be scolding me."

Lin Ziyi thought about it, and took away unnecessary things, such as Yuhuatian's identity, Qiniang's past and so on.Other things are all half-truths and half-false. Under the influence of Yuhuatian's coexistence, she said these words without changing her expression, with a convincing aura.

Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a while, then subconsciously raised his right hand to touch his beard, but his fingertips only felt smooth.He put down his hand in a little embarrassment, and said, "It's a bit complicated."

Lin Ziyi summarized the reason why Yuhuatian and why she was imprisoned in this painting by that Taoist priest as revenge.

Lin Ziyi waved her hand, "You people in Jianghu don't understand our revenge in the fantasy world."

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "I thought Miss Ziyi didn't want to talk about it. If you ask such a question, you should answer very perfunctorily. I didn't expect Miss Ziyi to explain it in detail."

Lin Ziyi looked at him sincerely, "I just want your eyebrows, beard and hair to be clear."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Ziyi rested her chin and looked at Lu Xiaofeng, "You know I'm a demon, you're not surprised at all."

"Surprise is natural." Lu Xiaofeng replied leisurely, "It's just that I, Lu Xiaofeng, have seen many strange things. I also have some guesses in my heart about the various events that happened recently, but I just don't want to confirm it. But in the final analysis, whether it is a human or a monster What's the difference? Even if you're a demon, I'd still like to be your friend."

Sikong Zhaixing also recovered from his brief daze, and hurriedly said: "Me too."

Lin Ziyi couldn't help laughing, and greeted Yu Huatian and said, "Brother Huatian, hurry up and join our circle of friends."

Yu Huatian cast a glance at her, but with a noble and cold face, he resolutely refused, "No."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Brother Huatian, you really don't fit in. Do you know that you will be doomed to be alone forever?"

Compared with the fun here, Sun Wukong's side has changed a lot.

Sun Wukong sat on the steps of the Heavenly Court, twirling the golden cudgel irritably, waited for a while, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Old Jade Emperor, can you let me go to the lower realm?!"

"Don't worry, don't worry." The Jade Emperor sat on the throne, stroking his beard with his fingers, and said slowly: "There are so many banquets recently, no matter whether it is a fairy or a Buddha, there must be a record, and it will not be too late after I arrange these. "

Sun Wukong held his chin and held the golden cudgel in his hand, trying not to get angry.

The Jade Emperor babbled and said: "What's more, if you have bad deeds before becoming a Buddha, and now you are carrying a stick and going down to beat people, naturally you need to check for a while. Let me see."

The Jade Emperor picked up the black document delivered by the underworld, flipped through a few pages, nodded and said: "That Xu Benhuai really jumped out of the six realms, he is a different kind. You can't let him cause harm to the world. He should be caught in the heavenly court to set the record straight. "

Sun Wukong patted his ass and was about to leave.

But the Jade Emperor stopped him aloud: "You are still a quick-tempered person after becoming a Buddha, just wait a little longer."

Sun Wukong took a deep breath, dropped the golden cudgel to the ground, and asked slowly, "What else do you want to do?"

The Jade Emperor took his time and took out a bamboo slip, "I feel uneasy when you go down to earth alone. I have to send someone to follow you."

Sun Wukong frowned, "Why bother. At worst, I will show mercy and bring him back to the heaven."

"But I can't believe it." The Jade Emperor replied, opened the bamboo slips, picked out a name, and asked, "How about the Giant Spirit God?"

Monkey King was impatient, "No."

"That's right." The Jade Emperor nodded slowly, "If the giant spirit god follows you, it will appear that you are too short, and it is really not suitable."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Monkey King said with a straight face, "I have become a Buddha, so I shouldn't be in charge of you."

"If it weren't for the Tathagata's instructions, I wouldn't let you go to the world." The Jade Emperor continued to look at the list of immortals on the bamboo slips, "Nezha? No, I sent Nezha to the South China Sea recently to move things. Erlang God is also busy preparing Banquet. Li Jing was sent by me to invite musicians to the west."

The Jade Emperor suddenly sighed, "Once upon a time, there was a fairy named Prince Changqin in Zhushan Mountain. Unfortunately, he made a big mistake and was demoted to the mortal world because he was with Shuiyu. Since then, I have never heard the sound of his qin. There are fewer banquets. His piano sound is really boring."

Monkey King was not interested in listening to this at all, put away the golden cudgel, and was about to rush down to the Nantian Gate.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Recently, Lei Gong is the most leisurely, so you can take him with you. It's safer than going alone."

Sun Wukong thought for a while, and felt that he was mainly here to save Lin Ziyi. Instead of spending too much time here, it would be better to get down first. As for whether Lei Gong can catch up with him, it depends on Lei Gong's own ability.

So, Monkey King readily agreed.

The Jade Emperor held his chin, and said lazily: "I heard that this time it was that white sable demon again? You protected the 81 thunderbolts from the sky and did not knock her out of her wits. Who would have thought that after so many years, she would still not be able to learn restraint."

Sun Wukong looked at him coldly.

The Jade Emperor shrugged, "Since Dou Victory Buddha wants to get involved with the demon, so what can I do. If she can live in an orderly manner and not violate the rules of the heavens, as the emperor of heaven, I will naturally not care too much about a demon."

Turning the subject, the Jade Emperor asked, "Do you know where that monster is? Clairvoyance may be able to find it."

Sun Wukong said "no need", then walked out of the heavenly court, summoned somersaulting cloud, and went straight away.

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, and the teacup on the table suddenly fell and shattered to the ground.

He said slowly: "After becoming a Buddha, I am still so arrogant and arrogant."

At this moment, in the small wooden house built by Xu Benhuai at the back of the mountain, what he heard was the sound of the waterfall slapping on the rocks, and there was also the faint cry of birds in early spring.

He didn't seem to hear anything, just quietly staring at the six magic weapons placed on the wooden table.

He put his hand on the scroll, sighed lightly, but laughed again, "After all, you still can't remember."

Xu Benhuai closed his eyes, thought for a moment, and then said softly: "Forget it. After more than 600 years of entanglement, there should be an end. Uncle, don't let me down."