[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Today's illusion has become a battlefield full of corpses.

The bright moon was in the sky, coldly reflecting the tragic situation after the battle between the two armies.There was also the woman in the red dress fused with blood, with a face full of despair, staggering along the battlefield.

Lin Ziyi looked at Qiniang in the fantasy realm, then at Qiniang with red eyes who wanted to tear people apart, and finally couldn't help but accuse Lu Xiaofeng: "Let you flirt. You should."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lin Ziyi had to say that Lu Xiaofeng was just a collection of troubles, and she would go wherever there were troubles.

Originally, Qiniang climbed up and down by herself, and played well according to Lin Ziyi's mentally handicapped positioning.

But Lu Xiaofeng saw that she didn't rush over and didn't look at him anymore, so he sat on the ground in bewilderment and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, so he boldly moved to Qiniang's side.

I don't know what Lu Xiaofeng said, but Qiniang suddenly became very irritable, raised her head to the sky and let out a long roar, and she became the current look of tearing anyone who dares to come.

Lin Ziyi continued to accuse Lu Xiaofeng, "Let your mouth be cheap. You should."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng felt a little depressed as he stroked his beard.

Now that things have come to this, he certainly doesn't think that Qiniang is an ordinary person.What's more, the world in this painting is not ordinary at all, so how could the people staying in it be ordinary people.

And whether it was a person or something else, Lu Xiaofeng was not sure, and didn't really want to guess.

But he still asked, "What happened to her?"

"What do you guys say?" Lin Ziyi pondered for a while, "Ah, yes, she went crazy. Qiniang was just practicing an advanced martial art, but you interrupted her, so she went crazy."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Miss Ziyi, I'm also a martial artist, don't lie to me."

Seeing his obvious expression of disbelief, Lin Ziyi shrugged her shoulders, "You don't read much, so I won't lie to you."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Yu Huatian didn't have much reaction to Qiniang's crazy appearance, he just glanced at her for a while, then retracted his gaze, and stood at a distance of five steps away from Lin Ziyi very calmly.

Lin Ziyi threw aside Lu Xiaofeng, who was still thinking deeply, and Sikong Zaixing, who was looking at Qiniang in surprise, and after walking the five steps, she leaned forward and asked Yu Huatian, "Brother Huatian, don't you think of a way to manage it?" oh?"

Yu Huatian glanced at her and asked, "Why do you want to take care of it?"

Lin Ziyi was at a loss for words, hesitated for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence, "I thought you were the kind of person who had to take care of everything, and all you could think about was how to plot against others."

"Oh? You really dare to say it." Yuhuatian was taken aback by her blunt words, and laughed instead, "There are so many things in the world, do I have to take care of everything? Even if I have to use my brain to calculate, it is still valuable Talents are worthy of this. It is useless for me to care about other people. Weigh the pros and cons..." He paused, shook his head and said, "You probably don't understand what I'm talking about with you."

"I'm smart." Lin Ziyi muttered, "But you're in charge of things now, and the harm outweighs the good."

Yu Huatian looked into the distance, and with a smile on his lips, he just said in a vague way: "It may not be."

Lin Ziyi took the opportunity to say: "By the way, Brother Huatian, I think you're always busy. You don't need to worry about my Northeast accent. After all, this is a trivial matter, so it's not good to bother you."

Yu Huatian was straightforward, "Don't talk about it. If you still can't learn it after going out, I will cut your tongue."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Qiniang's crazy appearance didn't last long, nor did it threaten Lu Xiaofeng's safety.

She almost paranoidly attacked the despairing self in the illusion, stabbing at the vital point again and again, but only made the phantom shake and blur for a while, and then continued walking towards the original route in the illusion.

Qiniang also seemed to have realized her futility, she lowered her hands, her hostility faded away, and when she quieted down, she added a bit of loneliness.She kept murmuring, "Don't go, don't go..."

But even though she kept begging here in reality, Qiniang in the illusion still walked to the center of the battlefield, and found a bloody body from among the piles of corpses.

Trembling, Qiniang wiped away the almost dry blood on the man's face with her hands, Lin Ziyi vaguely discerned that the man was the chivalrous man in Tsing Yi who had a happy ending with Qiniang in the previous illusion.

Qiniang's expression on the outside of the illusion became dull again, watching everything like a bystander, but her hands were tightly clenched, her fingers were like hooks, and she easily pierced the flesh of her palm.

But Qiniang in the illusion didn't understand her feeling that she didn't want to watch anymore, she still followed the development in the illusion, crying bitterly while holding the chilled knight in blue.

After a while, she seemed to think of something, caressed his cheek softly, and said to him: "You wait for me, I will let you back soon. Then we will go to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests to stay together, where we will build A log cabin. We raise some rabbits in the yard, don’t worry, I won’t eat them even if I’m a fox. They will definitely be well raised. You like the life of a mortal, so I will accompany you to live a mortal life.”

Qiniang stared at the boundary line between heaven and earth with empty eyes, "You are a knight, and you prefer the happy life in the world, and I can accompany you in the world. As long as you want to live a life, I will accompany you, okay?"

She picked up his corpse, without even looking at the things that fell from his arms, and walked away from the battlefield like this.

Lu Xiaofeng is a person who cherishes beauty and beauty.

Looking at Qiniang's despair in the illusion and Qiniang's pain outside the illusion, he couldn't help but sigh after all.As soon as he moved, he came to Qiniang's side, didn't think too much about whether she was human or anything else, just handed her his hand, and said with a smile: "Give me your hand, huh?"

Qiniang stared at him blankly, and suddenly asked: "Are you in pain?"

From her behavior towards Lin Ziyi, Lu Xiaofeng also knew that there must be something wrong with her mentally, so she ignored the question, just grabbed her hand, looked at the blood hole on it, and shook her head, "Why did the little girl I met today Everyone likes to kill themselves.”

Qiniang let him sprinkle the golden sore medicine on her palm, but she didn't feel any pain, so she asked stubbornly, "Are you in pain?"

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at her distractedly, thought for a moment, then teased and said with an unscrupulous smile as usual: "Yes. It really hurts me to see a beauty's hands become like this."

Qiniang didn't seem to understand what he was talking about, but murmured: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't argue with you about those things to drive you away. I shouldn't think that I can snatch you back from the underworld, so I should kill you." Put it outside. I, I saw vultures pecking at your body, I...you must be in pain and frightened, I feel very scared even when those vultures land next to me."

She whimpered and cried, repeating over and over again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at her crying with some headaches, raised his eyes and wanted to ask the three bystanders for help, but seeing the behavior of the three people made his headache worse, so he simply took out a handkerchief from his bosom to bandage Qiniang's wound.

Sikong Zhaixing and Lin Ziyi whispered over there: "Look, I said that Lu Xiaoji couldn't bear it for a quarter of an hour and had to go up to pity her. He got all his debts like this."

Lin Ziyi: "You guessed it right! Why does he carry so many things with him? Antidote, sore medicine, and handkerchiefs."

Sikong Zhaixing rubbed his chin and thought for a moment, "Isn't this the handkerchief that Xue Bing stuffed for him? She probably knew that Lu Xiaofeng would bite off his ears if he used this handkerchief to bandage other women, but since it was Lu Xiaofeng, he would also Let’s develop like this.”

Lin Ziyi also rubbed her chin, "...don't just play dirty in front of me. I'm also a woman, okay?"

Yuhuatian walked ten steps away from them with a disgusted expression of "who are these two people, I don't know them".

Lu Xiaofeng knew that Qiniang was probably delirious and mistook him for the person in the illusion, he explained a few words, but Qiniang didn't listen, she just lowered her head and wept.

He thought about it, and had no choice but to follow her words: "I'm not in pain. Look, I'm still alive."

Qiniang raised her head, with tears on her face, and repeated: "Are you still alive?"

"En. Still alive." Lu Xiaofeng put her hand on his chest, "You feel..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered that in this world in the painting, his heart would no longer beat.He couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and for a moment he couldn't decide whether to let go of the hand on his chest or not.

However, Qiniang laughed and sighed as if she was really satisfied, "Yes, you are still alive."

Lin Ziyi stared at Lu Xiaofeng dumbfounded, and murmured: "It's really a high-end method. It's super natural."

She turned around and grabbed Yu Huatian's hand, and put it on her chest, acting affectionately, and said, "Look, Brother Huatian, I'm still alive, and I can feel my heartbeat hitting the ground like raindrops." Are you jumping?"

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help it, "How could I say that?!"

Yu Huatian was caught by the hand without realizing it for a while, and was forced to maintain this awkward posture.He raised his eyes to see Lin Ziyi's unaware that something was wrong, and suddenly remembered that she was naked //body//naked// naked in front of him that night, and couldn't help but feel a little headache because of her defenselessness.

He withdrew his hand and said coldly, "No. It seems that you have lived for 1000 years and are not as advanced as Wan Guifei, a mortal."

Lin Ziyi recalled Wan Guifei's turbulent waves, and immediately understood what he meant, her cheeks flushed instantly, and she shook off his hand angrily, "I will ask San Niang to go to Yuelao to cut your red thread when I go out, so that you will be single for the rest of your life !"

Sikong Zhaixing looked at Qiniang and Lu Xiaofeng, then at Lin Ziyi and Yuhuatian, with a look of disbelief on his face, "Have you ever considered how I feel about being alone?! Five people, two pairs of men and women Together, leave me alone to watch you do this and that?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a loud rumbling sound in the illusion, which made him jump to the side in fright, and murmured while rubbing his chest: "What is coming out?"

Lin Ziyi answered casually, "A single dog in the underworld?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."

The underworld is indeed true in the illusion.

The uneven stone bridge, the suspended rocks, and the hot magma that meanders.

The strange scene surprised the three people who had never seen the underworld.

The wailing of ghosts resounded in the ears, making people feel chilled and uncomfortable.

In the illusion, what is right in front of you is the chain bridge between the two banks.The Iron Chain Bridge has only one chain connecting two points, and the scorching hot magma pool is underneath.If you walk on the bridge, with that wobbly posture, if you are not careful, you will fall to the bottom, and even the bones will be melted in an instant.

Rao, among the three, Sikong Zhaixing, who had the best lightness kungfu and the most dexterous movement, dared not boast that he could pass easily.

However, on top of that, there was a woman in red with white hair and animal ears walking steadily on it with her back to them, as if she was not worried about whether she would fall from it.

When Sikong Zhaixing and Lu Xiaofeng saw the red dress, they subconsciously thought that it was also part of Qiniang's memory.

But Yu Huatian frowned, but felt that the figure didn't look like Qiniang, but more like Lin Ziyi's posture of being a demon that night.

However, when the person turned around, the scarlet eyes and the hostility between the eyebrows seemed to be a different person, which made him feel that she was Lin Ziyi, but he hesitated to be sure.

The illusion came to an abrupt end at this point, Yu Huatian wanted to find Lin Ziyi to prove his guess, looked around, but suddenly found that she had quietly disappeared when they were all focused on the illusion.

Perhaps it was the effect of the poison and the antidote coming out together. As soon as Lin Ziyi came out of the painting, she was hit by a colic in her chest, making her unable to stand and fell to the ground.

"Look at you." Lin Ziyi heard Xu Benhuai's voice from above her head, "You are kept in such a safe place, and you can still make yourself look like this."

Holding the teapot in his hand, Xu Benhuai filled up the teacup opposite, and said leisurely, "Do you want some tea? Little White Sable."