[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

It is probably because Qiniang's soul is not complete, and the illusion formed by the memory is also fragmented, making it difficult to figure out what exactly happened.I only vaguely understand that this is probably a sweet little fragment in a love story.

But fortunately, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing didn't realize that Qiniang was a fox demon.Even if there is a scene where a fox transforms into an adult, they only think that the timing of the connection between the two clips is more ingenious, and they joked with a smile, "Such a beautiful woman, if I didn't know that there are no monsters in this world, I really thought it was a fox transforming into an adult." made it."

And Lin Ziyi sat there, just watching quietly, her expression getting weirder and weirder.

Yuhuatian has been locked in the painting for the longest time, and he has seen this illusion many times.But every time in the illusion, except for the first part of "Yiyi Farewell", which is the same, the direction of the rest of the fragments is completely different.

For example, in the previous memory, Qiniang waited for the knight in green, and the two retired to the mountains and forests to ignore worldly affairs.

And this memory turned into Qiniang catching up with the knight in Tsing Yi after saying goodbye.The two wandered through the rivers and lakes together and became a couple of mandarin ducks and heroes.

However, although the direction and ending of each memory are different, the same thing is that they all have the ending of a fairy couple.

Yu Huatian recalled that day and night talk, Lin Ziyi probably told him about Qiniang.

He slowly recited a word that Lin Ziyi said, which was completely inconsistent with this illusion, "Heartbreaker."

Lin Ziyi sighed softly, "That's right. If Qiniang's ending is like this, how can godfather say that this knight in Tsing Yi is a heartless man?"

Moreover, this illusion is more like a book of words she and Siniang read together than memories.

A knight and a beauty should have had the best ending.

Lin Ziyi was afraid of Qiniang before, because Qiniang lacked a soul and a soul, if there was a fight, Qiniang would just blindly attack.

Although most of her cultivation was broken by Tianlei, there should be no problem if she uses all her strength to deal with Qiniang.After all, Qiniang was stuck in this marriage and her cultivation was not good enough.Back then, he dared to venture into the underworld because his mind was overwhelmed by grief and indignation, not because of his own strength.

So Qiniang's intrusion into the underworld did not cause any waves, and the punishment she received was much lighter than that of Lin Ziyi.

But Lin Ziyi didn't want to confront Qiniang.

Qiniang's body is still frozen at the bottom of the ice tan, what appears in this painting now is only the form of the soul, which is very fragile.Lin Ziyi couldn't hurt her, but she also had to prevent her from hurting herself. It was inevitable that her hands and feet would be bound, and the fight was very difficult.

Therefore, when Lu Xiaofeng said that Qiniang didn't follow, she was really relieved, thinking that there is a lot of space in this painting, and Qiniang must be trapped there, unable to walk freely in space and space.

But as soon as Lin Ziyi looked up, she realized that she had been slapped in the face.

The beauty in red that appeared in the illusion was standing behind the tree at the moment, with her hands clasped on the trunk like a cat, showing half of her face, looking at them blankly.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Don't put on such an unsightly expression when you make such cute moves!

Lu Xiaofeng also spotted her, his expression was startled, subconsciously pumped up his breath, and quickly retreated.

Qiniang seemed to feel that she had merged with this illusion, she stood there motionless, her eyes only glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, and she didn't persevere towards him as he said, it seemed that Lu Xiaofeng was a bit self-indulgent.

Lu Xiaofeng stopped his figure, seeing that she didn't intend to rush over at all, and floated back with a little embarrassment.

Lin Ziyi glanced at him, "As for what, you are so frightened that all four eyebrows are going to fly. Didn't you say that when you see you, you are so enthusiastic that you will throw yourself into your arms, and you will never let go?"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard rather depressedly, "I don't know either."

Lin Ziyi called tentatively, "Qiniang?"

Qiniang rolled her eyes, seeming to react, her gaze fell on Lin Ziyi's face, she was stunned for a while, and then suddenly opened her mouth, "Quack."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian asked softly, "...Didn't you say that Qiniang is a fox?"

Lin Ziyi was also dumbfounded, and after a while she stuttered and guessed: "Uh, or, maybe she's been in this painting for a long time, and she speaks the dialect in the painting?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi was distressed for a moment, clapped her hands, and shouted to Qiniang confidently: "Quack quack quack! Quack quack!"

Yuhuatian: "...Are you stupid?"

Lin Ziyi said to herself: "I think my language skills can teach me various dialects without a teacher. Brother Huatian, you have to trust me, there is no pressure at all for this kind of communication."

Qiniang moved her neck, and said indistinctly, "You seem (si) not like sa."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi rolled up her sleeves and was about to rush forward, "Come on, let's fight."

Qiniang's performance was quite different from Lin Ziyi's expectation.

It stands to reason that Qiniang's Tianhun and Linghuipo, who dominate consciousness, are now raised in Changbai Mountain. Generally speaking, she should have no IQ at this moment. Although it's not that she can't speak, she shouldn't be so mad at the moment. .

Lin Ziyi asked tentatively, "Are you Qiniang?"

Qiniang was unresponsive and was dazed for a long time before she stiffened and asked, "Do you have seven mothers?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi turned her head to Yu Huatian and said, "Brother Huatian, can I break her soul?"

Yu Huatian said lightly, "Let's fight."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "My subtext is to ask you to stop me, not to ask you to support me."

For some reason, Qiniang silently climbed up the tree that was supposed to be an illusion, sat on the branch in a daze for a while, and suddenly yelled at Lin Ziyi with a blank face: "Come here, come here, come here."

A ball of water condensed in Lin Ziyi's hand and threw it towards Qiniang's face with a "shua", directly smashing Qiniang off the tree and falling hard to the ground.

Qiniang turned her back to the sky, touched the water stains on her face, jumped up suddenly, and climbed up the tree with her hands and feet, her eyes sparkling, "Do it again."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Mother Yu, what should I do if I encounter snake spirit disease?"

Yu Huatian frowned, "...what the hell is your name?"

Lin Ziyi didn't bother to bother with Qiniang, who didn't know why she had turned into the snake spirit she was now. She just turned around and saw Sikong Zhaixing staring at the water polo in her hand, while Lu Xiaofeng was staring at it meaningfully. she.

Lin Ziyi panicked, and without hesitation, she slapped the water polo on Lu Xiaofeng's face, and shouted, "Sikong Zhaixing. Look at the trick!"

Caught off guard, Lu Xiaofeng whose face was covered with water: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng wiped his face, and said depressedly: "...Didn't you say you want to throw Sikong Zhaixing?"

Lin Ziyi looked at him with pity, "Silly roe deer, the first half of the sentence is for Sikong to pick up the stars, and the second half is for you. When you listen to people, you must pay attention to the sentence break. I used the pause time of the period to separate the two sentences." of."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng felt that a woman like Lin Ziyi had greatly refreshed his understanding of women.

It is indeed cute to say that it is cute, but it often kills me when I open my mouth.But most of the time, no matter what she did, it just made him feel dumbfounded, and then his anger was suppressed softly, and in the end, only a wry smile remained.

Lin Ziyi didn't know how to explain the fact that she could conjure a water polo out of thin air, so she stood there awkwardly.

Lu Xiaofeng jokingly asked: "Miss Ziyi, is this also passed down from the family?"

"Forget it, for sure." Lin Ziyi answered vaguely, seeing that Lu Xiaofeng didn't intend to ask more questions, she couldn't help but said, "Aren't you going to continue asking?"

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, "Miss Ziyi, would you like to say?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head.

Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said considerately: "Since Miss Ziyi doesn't want to talk about it, why should I ask?"

Lin Ziyi blinked, with an unexpected expression on her face, "I didn't expect you to look lewd, you're not bad."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

I don't know if it's because Qiniang stayed in the world of this painting for too long and merged with it. In short, she can easily pick up things in the fantasy that Lin Ziyi and the others cannot touch.

Lin Ziyi watched Qiniang entertaining herself over there, and remembered what Xu Benhuai had said to her, and said quietly to Yu Huatian: "Xu Benhuai told me that if you are not rescued, your mind will be swallowed up. I At first I thought he was trying to blind me, but when I saw Qiniang, I thought he was telling me the truth."

Yu Huatian gave a cold snort of disdain, obviously feeling that his foundation is here, even if he loses his IQ, he won't be like Qiniang.

Lin Ziyi looked at his side face, recalling the life span she saw in the book of life and death, wondering if she should tell him.

But what should I do after talking?Yu Huatian is a mortal, even though he is full of pride and ambition, he is powerless against fate.

But Lin Ziyi came to save him this time, but it was only because she started this matter, Yu Huatian was only involved innocently, and she couldn't just ignore it.But when it comes to the future, she is still unwilling to change her life for him and go against the sky again.

The pain of the 81 thunderstorms was etched in her bones, and the deep thunder in the sky always reminded her that she was no longer the fearless little white ferret she was more than 500 years ago.

Heaven is not afraid, earth is not afraid.

Lin Ziyi sighed softly, but suddenly remembered the day when she was hit by the thunder, the Shangxian who was in charge of recording and punishing her, wrote her crimes stroke by stroke in the notebook with a pen in one hand.And the executive officer stared at her, almost making her feel that she had done something unforgivable.

Sun Wukong closed his eyes for a long time before asking softly, "Little White Sable, are you afraid?"

The great sage Equaling Heaven in the old days could swing a golden cudgel and come forward with a menacing momentum.Today's fighting against Buddha can only stand here and ask her, "Are you afraid?"

Even though it was his true colors to be proud, but at this moment the only way to save her was to wait.

Lin Ziyi shook her head, standing in the cage but still smiling and bending her eyebrows, "Great Sage, I heard that you have gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships in learning the scriptures?"

Sun Wukong didn't know why she would ask this, but just nodded silently.

"If I had known what happened today, I should have followed you to learn from the scriptures. But it was too late." Lin Ziyi sighed pretendingly, without changing her smile, "Those 81 thunderstorms, just treat it as me to accompany you through the 81 ordeals A thunderbolt counts as a disaster, just right."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, his eyes met, he was slightly moved, but in the end he just turned into a helpless smile, "You always have a lot of fallacies, how can this 81 difficulties be calculated like this."

Lin Ziyi said dissatisfiedly: "I'm about to be robbed by lightning, so liven up the atmosphere and get a numerical prize?"

Sun Wukong swayed and came to Lin Ziyi's side in an instant. Looking at her puzzled expression, he shrugged his shoulders and said with a nonchalant smile: "It's called companionship when two people suffer together. You have to accompany me through 81 ordeals. One day Lei counted it as a difficulty, just right."

Whether it was the Monkey King in the past, or the fighting Buddha today.

His original intention is still the same, and his heart is as firm as a rock.

Lin Ziyi was indulging in memories when she suddenly heard a scream.

Everything you can see is blood red, and Qiniang stands in the blood red with awe-inspiring murderous aura, her eyes are red, her fingers are clawed, like an evil ghost crawling out of hell.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

She just recalled the past, what happened here?