[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi squinted at him, "Our relationship is not good enough to have a tea party together."

"Don't be in a hurry to challenge me." Xu Benhuai laughed, took a sip of tea slowly, and continued: "You plan to lie on the ground and talk to me like this, aren't you ready to get up?"

Lin Ziyi turned her head, "I don't intend to talk to you."

"It's okay if you don't want to talk. Let me tell you, listen." Xu Benhuai's attitude was not at all annoyed, but he just mentioned again, "Get up quickly. This place has been abandoned for a long time, and no one has cleaned it. It's very dirty."

Lin Ziyi reluctantly got up from the ground, and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead because of the pain that hit her just now.When she touched her face, she felt a burst of coldness, and it should have faded to a very pale color.

She turned her head, but saw Xu Benhuai smiling happily while holding a teacup, and couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, "What are you laughing at?"

Xu Benhuai raised his eyebrows, as if he wanted to say something, but changed his words temporarily: "Seeing you are sad, I am naturally happy."

Lin Ziyi: "...You are sick and need to take medicine. My new friend knows a doctor in Qinchuan who is very skilled in medicine. I recommend you to take a look."

"Qinchuan? Doctor?" Xu Benhuai repeated these two words, but did not add any more words. When the topic changed, he said helplessly: "You have a lot of friends. Demons, immortals, ghosts, people, etc. There is... that Buddha."

Lin Ziyi held the teacup and refused to drink, muttering, "Anyway, without you."

Xu Benhuai raised the corners of his lips and mocked: "You have so many friends, which one do you remember?"

"By the way, old man Xin told me," Xu Benhuai paused on purpose, and looked up at her, "You want to ask that Dou Shengfo to deal with me?"

Lin Ziyi lowered her eyes, sipped the tea in her mouth, and said nothing.

Xu Benhuai didn't mind, and continued to smile and said: "If he doesn't mention the name of fighting and defeating Buddha with me, I will almost forget the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who has the ability to reach the sky in folklore. I didn't expect you to be a monster I still recognize him, and I still want to use him as a rescuer."

Lin Ziyi said as if she didn't care, "I told you a long time ago that someone above me will come down to shave your face every minute. Are you jealous?"

Xu Benhuai chuckled, and said calmly: "Little Bai Diao, do you know how many days you have been imprisoned?"

Lin Ziyi didn't pay attention, and Xu Benhuai didn't mind either. He continued to speak leisurely, "Three days. The spring plowing feast just passed yesterday. And your rescuers are still to come."

Lin Ziyi was silent for a moment, then suddenly said: "Do you know that the flow of time in the heavenly world and the human world is different? Is it the time difference?"

Xu Benhuai was taken aback.

Lin Ziyi went on to say: "The great sage's saying that he made a somersault for a hundred and eight thousand miles is applicable in the human world, and although he traveled a hundred and eight thousand miles in the heaven, although it was a somersault on the surface, the time he spent must be different from that in the human world. .Have you ever heard that one day is in the sky and one year is in the ground? Based on this conversion, the Great Sage should be on his way now."

Xu Benhuai was stunned for a while, then couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said: "You have always been the most devious. Are you so sure that he will come?"

Lin Ziyi was so uncertain on purpose in front of old man Xin, but she wanted old man Xin to feel pity for her goddaughter. Even if Qiniang was in Xu Benhuai's hands, he could find Sun Wukong through Sanniang by cooperating with Xu Benhuai.

Lin Ziyi originally thought that letting Monkey King kill him by surprise was the best way, but the most correct way at this moment should be to follow Xu Benhuai's thoughts and make him think that Monkey King would not come.

But in front of Xu Benhuai, she was inexplicably unwilling to do this.

Lin Ziyi put down the teacup in her hand with a serious expression, "Even if I don't believe in myself, I will believe in him."

After she finished speaking, she thought about it and felt relieved, anyway, according to Monkey King's strength, even if he was attacked by Xu Benhuai, he could throw him away with a golden cudgel backhand.

Xu Benhuai had a weird look on his face. He was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed, "Okay. Then I'll take a good look."

Although Lin Ziyi didn't like talking to Xu Benhuai, recalling Qiniang's abnormal appearance in the painting, she couldn't help asking, "What did you do to Qiniang?"

Xu Benhuai pretended to be surprised, "What can I do to her?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Lin Ziyi said impatiently, "Even if Qiniang lost her soul, it shouldn't be like this... um..."

Lin Ziyi couldn't think of words to describe Qiniang's state at the moment, but Xu Benhuai smiled clearly and said meaningfully: "You really know that she only lost one soul and one soul?"

Lin Ziyi didn't understand, she faltered and got up, "But godfather said, Qiniang is in your hands, two souls and six souls are complete."

"It's true that she is in my hands. At the very beginning, she did have two souls and six souls." Xu Benhuai put his fly whisk on his arms and smiled slyly, "But little white sable, you have been tricked by me several times, and you still haven't grown up like this. I have said it all, but I just want the old fox to focus on finding the magic weapon, as for the soul that has been earned, it doesn't matter whether it can be found or not."

This statement is both expected and unexpected.Many of Xu Benhuai's words are not credible.

Lin Ziyi frowned, "But Qiniang's reaction..."

Xu Benhuai said slowly: "Souls can interact with each other. Do you know how many living souls there are?" Without waiting for Lin Ziyi to respond, he continued, "120 eight. Of course, including the scholar you are looking for."

After finishing speaking, he seemed to laugh in a low voice with pleasure, "What will 120 eight souls look like in 500 years? But even if the scholar has all the souls and has his own spiritual consciousness, he probably doesn't want to see him." Yours."

Lin Ziyi turned her head away, as if unwilling to say more.

But Xu Benhuai didn't let it go, and said word by word: "If it weren't for you, he wouldn't be like this. Do you think many things can really be compensated?"

"500 years ago, your rhetoric could still make me fool around for a while. After 500 years, you really think I still believe it?" Lin Ziyi gritted her teeth perfunctorily at him, holding her teacup expressionlessly, "I Doing so many things has never been for any compensation, but because of commitment."

Xu Benhuai raised his eyebrows and smiled, seemingly mockingly, "It's very funny to say the word "promise" from your mouth."

Lin Ziyi also saw that Xu Benhuai got her out of the painting this time because he was in a hurry and was looking for her for entertainment.Judging from the current state, Xu Benhuai just mocked her in the same way as before, and did not have the imagined scenes of revenge on her.

Lin Ziyi frowned, a little impatiently, "Why did you get me out? If you want to take revenge, hurry up and take revenge. If you don't want to take revenge, I will take my brother Huatian back."

"Why are you so anxious." Xu Benhuai was unhurried, raising his teacup to signal her to look around, "Little Bai Diao, do you still remember this place?"

The room where Lin Ziyi and Xu Benhuai lived was very simple and dilapidated. It seemed to have been abandoned for many years and accumulated a lot of dust.In this room, only the table and chairs where the two of them sat facing each other were spotless, but it could be seen that this set of tables and chairs had been around for some years.

Lin Ziyi looked up, and saw a vigorous and powerful "Tao" character framed and hung crookedly on the wall.

Seeing her in a daze, Xu Benhuai thought she remembered something, put his hand on his chin, and asked, "Do you have an impression?"

Lin Ziyi, who was slightly obsessive-compulsive, looked at the crooked words, and finally couldn't help standing up to hang it upright, looked up and down, stroked her chest and murmured: "It's comfortable."

Xu Benhuai: "..."

Lin Ziyi could probably tell where it was from the surrounding decorations, so she couldn't help wondering, "Isn't this a Taoist temple? What are you doing here?"

"Of course it's because of your brother Huatian..."

Just as Xu Benhuai started to speak, Lin Ziyi interrupted him with a surprised expression, "What? You were rejected when you showed your love to brother Huatian, and you were so heartbroken that you saw through the world and came to become a monk to declare your aspirations? Then you should go to Shaolin Temple."

Xu Benhuai: "..."

Xu Benhuai had no expression on his face, "...Did you come out as a human being, and your mind was lost in the painting?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Let me tell you that there is a monkey on top of me. You should think clearly before attacking me personally. My Holy Light can drown you by plucking hair."

Xu Benhuai let out a long breath, didn't bother with her, and continued: "The spring plowing banquet has just passed, and now there are all my arrest warrants everywhere. It is most suitable for Taoist priests to hide in Taoist temples, isn't it?"

Lin Ziyi had heard Yuhuatian talk about this, so she wasn't surprised.And she also knew that a person like Xu Benhuai could not be arrested so easily, so she just nodded slightly and had no other opinion.

Xu Benhuai looked around at the dilapidated scene, and said in a vague tone, "This used to be the Xuqing Temple."

"What?" Lin Ziyi looked around in surprise when she heard this, but she couldn't see that this was a vain view that was in full swing.

At that time, there were many believers in Xuqingguan, and the scale was also huge, and it was once valued by the royal family.

Lin Ziyi was a demon. Although she didn't want to get too close to Taoist priests at that time, she was curious when she went down the mountain for the first time. On the way to travel, she heard many people mention it, so she boldly sneaked in and had a look around.

Unexpectedly, Xuqing Guan was dilapidated into what it is today.

Lin Ziyi was curious, "What are you doing here?"

Xu Benhuai's expression was gloomy, and his tone was faint, "The master is here, and I will revisit the old place."

Lin Ziyi was stunned for a long time, then subconsciously retorted: "Impossible."

Xu Benhuai laughed and asked, "Why is that impossible?"

Lin Ziyi thought about it for a long time, but all she recalled was the upright and awe-inspiring appearance of the Taoist priests in Xuqing Temple, carrying long swords on their backs, and majestic.

Lin Ziyi sighed bitterly, "...Although I don't want to see Taoist priests, how can you be such a scum out of a group of upright and stupid Taoist priests?"

Xu Benhuai: "..."

Xu Benhuai looked up at the roof, seeming to be reminiscing about something, before replying after a while: "When I was seven years old, my uncle rebelled against the Taoist sect and broke with my master. My uncle took me away."

Lin Ziyi blinked and asked, "Why?"

"On the day of the morning meeting, Master asked the disciples what is the purpose of cultivating the Tao. They all said that it was to attain the Tao and become a fairy. But I said," he paused but his eyes were a little confused, "I want to become a demon. Master and other disciples are He felt that I was deviant, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. Only the uncle was laughing over there. Later, the uncle took me away."

"So the two monsters started to harm the human world?" Lin Ziyi held her chin, wondering, "I've always heard that monsters want to be humans, but I've never heard of people wanting to be monsters. How can I become a monster?" alright?"

"It's not good to be a demon anywhere." Xu Benhuai narrowed his eyes and said flatly, "The thing I hate the most is a demon."

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, but still shook her head, "I don't understand you. I don't understand you. I hate monsters the most if I want to be a monster. I'm like a tsundere little prince. I don't like your appearance at all."

Xu Benhuai shook the empty teapot, sighed, and put it down, "When I was a human being, I longed for immortality, but now that I have achieved immortality, I find that the past 500 years are really difficult."

Lin Ziyi's expression was complicated, "...you asked me to come out, maybe you want me to give you psychological counseling? I don't think our relationship is suitable for such a friendly relationship, right?"

Xu Benhuai said to himself: "So I thought, how can I make the source of everything understand my suffering for more than 500 years? Beat you seriously and throw you in the desert to die? Let you become ignorant like me Ordinary walking dead? But no matter what, you don't seem to care at all with your temperament."

Lin Ziyi: "...my optimistic personality really makes you distressed."

"So, I've figured it out these few days." Xu Benhuai gave a rare and gentle smile, but he was even more sickly. "The most torment is not getting what you want, and losing it when you get it."