[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

The visitor looked ordinary, and his clothes were nothing special. He looked like an ordinary person.

However, the appearance of ordinary people here is really intriguing.What's more, Sikong Zhaixing, who is good at disguise and stealing, is known as the "King of Stealing Kings", how can he be an ordinary person.

Although Yu Huatian was working beside Concubine Wan Gui, he never missed any news from Jianghu.After all, the more information he had, the better it would be for what he wanted to do.So who Sikong Zhaixing is, he naturally knows.

Yu Huatian ran many thoughts in his mind, but he didn't show anything on his face.

His face was calm, and he was about to talk to Sikong Zhaixing, but he heard Lin Ziyi whispering: "This person is so powerful."

"Oh?" Yu Huatian responded to her in a low voice, slightly surprised, "What's so great?"

Considering Lin Ziyi's level of experience in the world, she should have never heard of Sikong Zhaixing.But just looking at the person in front of him, no matter where he is, it will only make people think that he is an ordinary person with no power to restrain himself.

Therefore, Lin Ziyi was able to see that Sikong Zhaixing was very good, which really surprised Yuhuatian.

"The name!" Lin Ziyi didn't seem to understand why he couldn't feel it, and repeated: "Picking the stars! I've been to the Heavenly Court and I dare not say that I can pick the stars off. His name is so reckless."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian felt that he was so stupid that Lin Ziyi's thinking could match him.

Sikong Zhaixing didn't know if he heard the conversation between the two of them.

He stood aside, with anxiety in his eyes, he couldn't help but asked again: "His name is Lu Xiaofeng, have you two met?"

Seeing that he was anxious, Lin Ziyi quickly shook her head and replied, "Not long after I came here, I only saw Brother Huatian. I haven't seen the Lu Xiaofeng you mentioned. Have you seen Brother Huatian these days?"

"I've never seen it before." Yu Huatian shook his head calmly, saw Sikong Zaixing say "thank you" and wanted to use his lightness kung fu to leave, he said loudly: "The world in this painting is unreal and real, there are so many illusions, If you walk around, you will be in danger. You might as well stay and wait for your friend together."

Sikong Zhaixing shook his head and declined politely, "I'm safe staying here, but my friend may be in danger, so I have to find him."

It was inconvenient for Yu Huatian to try his best to persuade him to stay, so when he heard him say this, he just smiled slightly, but lightly touched Lin Ziyi's waist with his elbow.

Lin Ziyi originally had a fugue look that had nothing to do with her, but after understanding Yu Huatian's hint, she came back to her senses and said to Sikong Jiexing: "Brother Huatian has been locked up here for many days and has never seen you and your son. A friend, and you have never seen him, which means that this painting is not the only space. If you continue to search like a headless chicken, maybe you will pass by your friend, How to save him in time. It's better to stay here and think of a way together."

She hid behind Yu Huatian, patted his shoulders with both hands, and comforted Sikong Zhaixing with a smile, "I'm not telling you, although he looks ordinary, my brother Huatian is smart. There is a saying that How do you say it? Ah, yes, if you are ugly, you should read more books. Brother Huatian is very talented at first glance."

Yuhuatian: "..."

For a moment, Sikong Zhaixing couldn't tell whether Lin Ziyi was praising or hurting, he looked at Yuhuatian carefully, even with a man's eyes, he felt that his face was extremely handsome.Every move reveals a calm, should not be an ordinary person.

He shook his head slightly and said with a smile, "The girl is really joking."

Yu Huatian took Lin Ziyi's two paws off his shoulders, let her stand in place, drew a circle with her fingers out of thin air, and said coldly: "You stand here. You are not allowed to cross this circle, and you are not allowed to cross this circle." say."

Lin Ziyi rolled his eyes at him, sat on the ground and said dissatisfiedly: "When I am a Tang monk, don't let me get out of this circle. At least the great sage used to draw with a golden cudgel, but you can draw with your fingers without touching the ground. No sincerity at all."

But when it comes to drawing circles, Lin Ziyi remembered the past.

According to the instructions of the Buddha, the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty rescued Sun Wukong from the Five Elements Mountain that had been suppressed for 500 years.Since then, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven has become the apprentice who escorted Tang Seng to the West to obtain the scriptures.

This is what Xin Siniang told Lin Ziyi more than 500 years later when she had time to go to the old man Xin's house and deliberately took a detour to the Five Elements Mountain.

At that time, Lin Ziyi was bored eating the good fruit that she originally wanted to give to that monkey.On the one hand, he felt that the vicinity of Wuxing Mountain was desolate and rarely populated, and it would be great if he could get out from there.But on the other hand, she felt that if she had known that he would come out earlier, she would have gone down the mountain earlier, even if she caught up with him and broke out of the mountain, it would be fine to celebrate.

But Lin Ziyi is not sure if that monkey still remembers the little white sable who wanted to push the mountain to let him out.

Lin Ziyi's practice has achieved a little bit, her father thought about it, and agreed to let her go down the mountain to practice.

The opportunity to go down the mountain is really rare.

Lin Ziyi was not in a hurry to find that scholar in the mortal world, but chose to travel around the mountains and rivers to gain insights.

During this trip, I happened to meet Monkey King who was escorting Tang Monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures.

At that time, she was holding the red fruit she had just picked from the tree in her arms, humming a little tune leisurely, and when she looked up, she saw Monkey King squatting on the rock, holding a golden cudgel in his arms, looking at her quietly with his eyes, as if What to look at.

After being dazed for a long time, Lin Ziyi stammered and said, "My lord, your tiger skin skirt is so fashionable."

"Why are you nervous?" Sun Wukong laughed out loud, lazily raising a hand as a greeting, "Long time no see, little white sable."

"Oh oh oh, long time no see." Lin Ziyi responded stiffly, and suddenly said: "No, I'm in human form now. How did you know I'm here?

"I have piercing eyes." Sun Wukong replied concisely, but did not explain what it was.He ticked Lin Ziyi with his finger, motioning for her to come over.

Lin Ziyi once heard Si Niang talk about her sharp eyes.So she was not surprised that Sun Wukong could see that she was a white ermine.

However, although the white sable demon is relatively low-key and unknown, it is not too rare after all.How could he tell at a glance which one was her?

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, but she still walked towards Monkey King holding the fruit.

Sun Wukong pulled out a bright red fruit from her bosom, bit into his mouth, the sound was crisp, but it made his face twist together instantly as if frozen.He waited for a while before slowly asking: "...Why is this fruit so sour?"

Lin Ziyi blinked, picked up a fruit and bit it down, "Is it really sour...Wow, super sour, what the hell is this?"

Sun Wukong immediately forgot how he had been soured just now, and laughed mercilessly at Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi wanted to throw away these sour fruits that could burn her throat, but Sun Wukong quickly picked up a few and put them in his hands, casually threw them up like acrobatics, and caught them exactly.

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, "Do you like to eat such sour food?"

"No." Sun Wukong continued to nibble on the red fruit that he only took a bite of, with a mischievous light in his eyes, "I think Second Junior Brother might like to eat it."

It was a few years ago that Lin Ziyi heard about Monkey King from Xin Siniang.She only knew that Sun Wukong escorted Tang Seng to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but she didn't know when a second junior brother appeared.

But those have nothing to do with her, and she doesn't care too much.

Lin Ziyi asked slowly: "Is it okay if you don't stay by Tang Seng's side?"

"I sensed a demonic aura nearby, so I came over to check it out. Master Sha and the others are watching, so it's okay to leave for a while." Sun Wukong stretched his waist, staring at her with both eyes, "I thought it was because of Master. coming monsters."

"Your master is so popular?" Lin Ziyi was surprised, and murmured, "A mortal who doesn't even have hair... the aesthetics of the demon world is really getting worse every year."

Sun Wukong suddenly covered his stomach and laughed.

Lin Ziyi didn't know which sentence she said made him laugh, so she didn't pay attention to it, but asked curiously: "There are really so many female monsters who came to snatch your master?"

Monkey King tried his best to put on a serious face, "There are quite a lot of male and female monsters."

Lin Ziyi was shocked, "Men and women can kill each other. Your master, your master is really... so strong."

Sun Wukong leaned his head on the golden cudgel and looked at her, "Don't you know that those monsters are after my master's flesh?"

"Meat?!" Lin Ziyi didn't know what to think, but her face slowly turned red, she covered her face in shame, and murmured in disbelief, "There are such promiscuous things in the world."

Sun Wukong: "..."

I always feel that the two of them are not talking about the same thing.