[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Sun Wukong spent half a quarter of an hour explaining to Lin Ziyi how the meat of "human flesh buns" was different from the meat "in Lin Ziyi's imagination".And it is stated that those monsters captured Tang Seng just to eat meat to achieve immortality. Of course, there are also some who covet his master's beauty, but they are a minority after all.

Lin Ziyi seems to be quite disappointed with the plot that does not conform to the development of the script.

She tilted her head, feeling a little puzzled, "However, the demon will live much longer than ordinary people, so why bother to eat him, instead he died early under your golden cudgel, isn't the gain outweigh the loss? "

Sun Wukong squinted at her and smiled, "You little monster is content."

He easily jumped down from the rock, twirled the golden cudgel twice in his hand, and then said slowly: "But there are still many monsters in this world who like to overestimate their capabilities."

Sun Wukong suddenly bent down and sniffed at her neck, frowned, and murmured: "It's not this kind of evil spirit."

Lin Ziyi pushed his head away angrily, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you smelling, you are a dog. Don't you say that evil spirit is the same as body odor, okay? It makes me very embarrassed."

kindness?A dog monkey?

Lin Ziyi realized that she seemed to have made a joke, and asked Monkey King with a smile, "What do you belong to, Great Sage? Are you a monkey?"

Sun Wukong seemed to be thinking about something, and he replied casually while pondering: "I jumped out of a stone, so there is no zodiac sign."

"The year you jumped out of the rock can be counted as your birth. Your race is included in the twelve signs of the zodiac. You don't cherish it. It's a waste." Lin Ziyi pointed to herself, "Our white sables are not shortlisted for ten. As a second zodiac sign, I can only belong to the sheep. It’s so awkward. But fortunately, I don’t belong to the snake. A little sable in our clan trembles in fright when he mentions his zodiac sign.”

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong had never paid attention to this kind of messy little problem, and he felt very complicated when he heard about it.

He pondered for a while, and asked, "Do you want to go to see Master with me?"

Lin Ziyi froze for a moment, seeing that his serious face didn't look like he was joking, she nodded slowly and agreed, but she still couldn't help asking: "I'm also a demon. Dasheng, don't you be afraid that I will eat you?" Master."

Sun Wukong stuffed a red fruit into her mouth and said with a smile: "Compared with my master's meat, I think you would like to eat this more."

Lin Ziyi spat out the red berry "Bah bah", "It's nonsense. I prefer chicken legs."

The place where Tang Seng and his disciples rested is not far from this small hillside.

Lin Ziyi followed Monkey King step by step, down the slope and walked up a few steps, and saw Tang Seng who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with hands clasped together, muttering something.

The luggage and the white dragon horse are all there, but the Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk mentioned by Monkey King are not there.

Sun Wukong called "Master", and then asked: "Where are Bajie and Brother Sha? Why aren't you with Master?"

Tang Seng opened his eyes when he heard the words, his expression was indifferent and gentle, and his tone was calm but he replied clearly: "Ba Jie went to a nearby farm for alms for alms and has not returned. Wu Jing was worried, so he looked for him nearby."

Sun Wukong frowned, "Bajie must be hiding somewhere. Brother Sha shouldn't have left Master's side."

Tang Seng shook his head and smiled and said, "It's okay. He just left for a while, and he will return in a while."

His gaze fell on Lin Ziyi who was next to Monkey King, with doubts in his eyes, he asked softly, "Who is this female benefactor?"

Lin Ziyi looked up at Sun Wukong's face, and replied naturally, "Ah, I lost my way in the mountains and encountered a wild beast. Fortunately, this kind-hearted man with hairy facial features rescued me. I was really exhausted. I just wanted to find a safe place to rest."

Sun Wukong, who is said to be hairy except for his facial features, glared at her silently.

Lin Ziyi tiptoed and patted his head benevolently, "How nice Mao is. You are blessed."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel to control himself not to strangle her to death in front of his master.

Tang Seng watched the interaction between the two with a smile, never thinking that they knew each other.I just feel that my apprentice is usually unreasonable, but when other people see him, they feel that he seems to be a demon, and they dare not approach him tremblingly.

Therefore, Tang Seng saw that Lin Ziyi didn't care about his appearance as a big apprentice and was willing to get close to him, so he couldn't help feeling a little more fond of her.

However, not long after the silence, Drifting came running in a panic and shouted anxiously: "Master! Eldest brother! The second senior brother was captured by the monster!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Aren't they all catching monsters?How could someone be captured by a demon?

Drifting didn't pay attention to Lin Ziyi, he just looked anxiously at his master and senior brother.Sun Wukong looked very calm, turned his back and said indifferently: "Bajie must have been stubborn and never changed, so he was deceived by the monster again. It's good to let him suffer."

Tang Seng shook his head disapprovingly, and said in a low voice, "Wukong."

Monkey King nodded helplessly, and asked Drifting, "Can you see where that goblin took Bajie?"

Drifting nodded, "I see. I was afraid of being discovered by the monster, so I followed her all the way to the cave, and then ran back."

Sun Wukong nodded to show his understanding.He dragged Lin Ziyi, who was in a daze, to Tang Seng's side, drew a circle with a golden cudgel, circled the two of them together with their luggage, and said: "As long as they are in this circle, other monsters will not be able to get close. Master, don't worry." .If you go out of the circle, there will be danger. Remember."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "I understand the truth, but why did you circle me?"

Sun Wukong didn't answer, but looked at her seriously, and said in a low voice, "Help me protect Master."

Lin Ziyi watched Monkey King and Drifting go away, and squatted aside wondering.

Tang Seng smiled and comforted her, "Don't be afraid, the benefactor, I still have some skills as a disciple."

Lin Ziyi answered vaguely, and looked at the indifferent Tang Seng rather tangled.

She is not afraid of any monsters.But she was afraid that Tang Seng would be afraid if he knew that she was a demon.

She took out a red fruit that Monkey King gave her before leaving, and handed it to Tang Seng, "Eat some fruit to satisfy your hunger? It's so sweet."

Tang Seng accepted it with a smile, took a bite, and immediately froze his whole face.

Lin Ziyi looked at him with sparkling eyes, "Is it sweet?"

Tang Seng: "..."

He struggled for a long time between being a monk and living up to the expectations of the female benefactor, and slowly chose a compromise answer, "...not bad."

Lin Ziyi smiled inexplicably, "It's okay. Just treat it as a sour mouth."

The two of them had nothing to communicate with, they just waited silently for Monkey King to save Zhu Bajie and come back.

However, before Monkey King came, he saw a young girl walking slowly with her temples in her arms.

Tang Seng has been reciting Buddhist scriptures with his eyes closed, trying in vain to dispel the sour taste in his mouth that caused a headache, but he didn't notice the girl.

Lin Ziyi was gnawing on the red fruit, when she saw the girl walking nearby, she threw herself on the ground in an extremely exaggerated and contrived manner, "Ouch", in an attempt to attract Tang Seng's attention.

Lin Ziyi couldn't help it, "...the monks have no money. Don't touch porcelain here, you have no future."

Girl: "..."

The girl glared at her calmly, and continued to wail softly: "The slave's house has fallen, please ask the holy monk to help the slave's house."

Tang Seng opened his eyes and seemed to notice the girl just now. He was surprised for a moment, but he quickly closed his eyes and began to recite the Buddhist scriptures more quickly.

The girl seemed a little puzzled, but she had a bad temper when she hit a snag, and said coldly: "It is said that the monks are kind. Could it be that the holy monk just turned a blind eye?"

Lin Ziyi cheerfully reminded her, "You haven't been a demon for long, have you?"

The demon tightened his nerves, his face was a little stiff, and he stammered, "You, what are you talking about? Slave, I'm a human, so what kind of monster is it? The holy monk wronged my slave!"

Lin Ziyi gnawed on the little red fruit, but she was not annoyed, she just pointed to the top of her head, "Your horn fell out."

The girl touched the horns of her head, couldn't help but blushed, stood up and pointed at Lin Ziyi and said, "Who are you?! Why do you always meddle in my affairs!"

Lin Ziyi said disgustedly: "If the acting skills are not good, people are not allowed to tell."

Girl: "...I'll kill you!"

To be honest, the circle drawn by Monkey King is really easy to use.

Lin Ziyi watched the girl Zhang Yawu grab the ground and pounce, but was blocked by an invisible object, no matter how much she bumped with her horn, she couldn't get in, and the last one was even thrown back with too much force.

Compared to Lin Ziyi's calmness, Tang Seng was much more frightened. He kept chanting Buddhist scriptures, as if he could summon the Buddha to save him.

The girl lay panting on the ground, staring at Lin Ziyi unwillingly.

When she rested and wanted to challenge again, a woman in black suddenly appeared next to her, looked at her and said coldly, "I knew you couldn't do anything."

The girl exhaled and sneered back, "Then you come."

The woman in black didn't care, brushing her fingers over her temples, showing a charming smile, and said softly to Tang Seng: "The three apprentices of the holy monk are all guests in my cave. I wonder if the holy monk is interested in coming together?"

When Tang Seng heard this, he opened his eyes hesitantly, but before he could say anything, Lin Ziyi robbed him and said, "He's not interested."

"Oh?" The woman looked at her with a smile on her face, but her eyes were cold, "I don't know when there will be a talkative monster beside the holy monk."

Tang Seng looked at Lin Ziyi in horror when he heard the words, "You are a demon?! How could Wukong let me be with the demon?"

"That means I'm harmless." Lin Ziyi quickly reassured, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in bald donkeys. Especially ones like you who are ugly."

Tang Seng: "..."

Lin Ziyi handed over the last red fruit in her hand, "Look, it scares you, so sour?"

Tang Seng: "..."