[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Although Lin Ziyi said she wanted to take him home.But Yuhuatian waited for a long time, but she didn't move.

The two stared at each other for a long time, and Yu Huatian couldn't help asking: "...how do you get out?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head honestly and innocently, "I don't know."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian doubted, "You seem to be confident just now, so you don't seem to know."

"Oh, that." Lin Ziyi waved her hands nonchalantly, "I just think I've already appeared on stage, and I need to show some style. In the scene just now, I should have floated down from the sky on a crane, and then I would greet you Reach out and take you to fly together. It's a pity that this place is too barren and there are no props at all. But it doesn't matter, the props are not enough to make up the lines. Brother Huatian, were you very moved just now!"

Yu Huatian slapped her on the back of the head, turned around and left.

"It hurts..." Lin Ziyi rubbed the back of her aching head, and followed Yu Huatian step by step, muttering, "I'm kind enough to let you relax, let's see how much you hurt."

Yuhuatian walked in front and didn't want to talk to her.

Lin Ziyi relied on him not being able to understand, and continued to mutter, "I have not seen you for a few days, so I show my face. If you beat someone up, you will make a fool of yourself. You will have a concussion."

Yu Huatian endured it, and walked forward quickly. When he thought of the abnormal thoughts he had just seen Lin Ziyi, he stopped thinking about her.

Lin Ziyi curled her lips, "Leave the whole scene alone. I'm obviously happy to see me."

Yu Huatian couldn't bear it anymore, he gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up."

Lin Ziyi gave an aggrieved "Oh", and didn't want to follow, so she chose a clean place and sat down.

Yuhuatian felt that the silence behind him was really quiet, and he was quite uncomfortable.As soon as he turned his head, he saw Lin Ziyi sitting not far away, entertaining herself there.

He sighed faintly, feeling that he was no longer as shrewd as he used to be who was serious about Lin Ziyi.

He walked over, looked down at her, and said calmly, "Get up. The floor is dirty."

"Everywhere you look is dirty." Lin Ziyi sat cross-legged on the ground and responded angrily.She felt that her hand was a bit empty, so she wanted to pick up a branch beside her and scratch it on the ground, but her fingers passed straight through the middle of the branch.

Lin Ziyi froze for a moment, closed and opened her palms, but the branch was still lying quietly on the ground.

She nodded knowingly, "So that's the case."

Yu Huatian didn't want to sit on the ground with her, so he just stood opposite her and asked her: "Everything in the world in this painting is weird, what do you understand?"

Lin Ziyi looked up at him, opened her mouth to answer, but suddenly stopped, blinking and started talking about another topic, "Brother Huatian, you have been imprisoned here for five days."

Yu Huatian lowered his eyes and immediately counted the days in his heart.

There were still two days before the spring plowing feast, and he had already prepared the arrangements properly, even if he didn't go back, with Ma Jinliang in charge, there shouldn't be any big troubles.It's just that in this palace, if he disappears for five days, I don't know what changes will happen.

Yu Huatian frowned slightly, and hurriedly asked: "But what happened in the palace?"

"No. I heard from my godfather that it's quite peaceful." Lin Ziyi shook her head and denied, "I just want to ask, brother Huatian, you have been imprisoned for five days, haven't you sat down and rested?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi shook her head and sighed, "Cleanliness really gives you strength. But talking to you with your head up makes your neck sore. Brother Huatian, please sit down, sit down, let's chat."

Yu Huatian was silent for a moment, and sat down next to Lin Ziyi without making a sound, but kept a distance of two palms as if he disliked her.

He didn't know how long time had passed and he still didn't feel any tiredness, but once he knew it clearly, he felt the tiredness spread from the soles of his feet to his limbs, and even eroded his brain, making him just want to stay there quietly without thinking about anything.

He propped his head up and looked at Lin Ziyi's energetic talk, and always felt that although he was noisy, it was better than staying alone in this endless illusion.

Lin Ziyi didn't mind the distance between him, she pointed her fingers, and explained to him the situation outside, "Don't worry about Concubine Wan Gui, Shisan Niang likes to play around with people when she's fine, her godfather can't leave, she I turned into you and went to Concubine Wan Gui to stand up. However, her behavior is occasionally enchanting, which may make Concubine Wan Gui think you are a bit of a mother, but it is a blessing in disguise, maybe Concubine Wan Gui will not treat you like this , let you guard yourself like a jade."

Yuhuatian: "..."

He couldn't help but tap her with his fingers. "Where do you come up with so many strange ideas?"

"You have to be careful." Lin Ziyi rubbed her forehead, "There are a lot of plots like this in the scriptbook that Si Niang read to me. It's all like this in "Pretty Eunuch and Beautiful Concubine", "The Concubine Waiting for Me" and so on."

Yu Huatian: "...I'll have these books burned when I go back."

Lin Ziyi didn't care, "It's a bestseller from more than 600 years ago, you can't even find a cover, and you still burn it."

Yuhuatian felt a sense of frustration, "..."

Why do you have to consider dynastic issues when threatening people...

Lin Ziyi didn't know what she was thinking, she rolled her eyes, and suddenly clapped her hands, "By the way, Brother Huatian, why don't you write too!"

Yu Huatian was puzzled, "...what?"

Lin Ziyi said with a smile: "Look, novels about ghosts and strange tales are quite popular in the capital. There is a living monster beside you, who makes the best use of everything and compiles my heroic deeds into a novel and spreads widely. The response is good. You can also write about the monsters around me, such as fox monsters, roe deer monsters, kelp monsters, etc. Brother Huatian, you have a better literary talent, and with these plots, you might become a literary giant and live forever."

Yu Huatian looked at her silently, wondering what the hell she was talking about.

However, the more Lin Ziyi thinks about it, the more she feels that it is feasible, and she is full of longing for the future, "When this novel will be passed down through the ages, future generations will feel emotional when they read it, 'Emma, ​​let me tell you, the author who wrote this novel , looks old and handsome (zun four times), and the writing is also good. Especially Lin Ziyi, the white sable demon, is simply a heroine, crying so much that my pants are wet'."

Yu Huatian covered his mouth and yawned quietly, staring at the Peach Blossom Illusion in a daze.

Lin Ziyi stood up and continued to speak impassionedly with a Northeast accent, "I'm a monster, I guess I can live so long. When they come to Changbai Mountain to admire the beauty of the mountain flowers, I will pick a few pleasing to the eye and remember you, a literary giant, with them. Fallen. Let’s promote the protection of white sables again, starting with them, there is no idea of ​​killing without a coat. Brother Huatian, what do you think?"

Yu Huatian's mind was empty for a while, and he responded after knowing it, "Is it finished?"

Lin Ziyi's eyes sparkled, she nodded, "En. It's over."

Yu Huatian waved, "Sit down, and continue to talk about the progress of your godfather's side."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi froze all of a sudden, sat back in her original position, and said sadly, "I keep paying attention to what my godfather, that vixen, is doing."

Yuhuatian: "..."

I always feel that something is wrong and there is nothing wrong.

"Godfather's side is going well, and the emperor seems to think highly of him. Godfather said he will act according to the plan he discussed with you." Lin Ziyi frowned and thought for a while, "But what is your plan? Nagging."

"It's okay to tell you." Yu Huatian propped his forehead, and said leisurely, "I let old man Xin enter the palace as a ghost-hunter to deal with Xu Benhuai. Old man Xin's sorcery is enough to make the emperor feel good about it." I have a lot of trust in his ability. I let Old Man Xin pretend to retreat, and let him talk nonsense to the emperor that the spring plowing banquet has the weakest ghost spirit and is the most suitable for ghost hunting."

Lin Ziyi was at a loss, "What's the use of that?"

Yuhuatian smiled slightly, "Although the scale of the Spring Plowing Banquet is small, there will be many people who should come. The emperor feels that he has been helped by a master, so he will definitely praise Old Man Xin in front of those people. Old Man Xin will bring Let everyone come to the Pill Pavilion, and then find the secret room and the golden elixir, it's a matter of course."

Lin Ziyi frowned puzzled, but did not speak.

Yu Huatian continued to explain patiently: "It doesn't matter whether the golden pill is really harmful or not. Didn't the emperor build a Taoist temple for Xu Benhuai? Although Xu Benhuai doesn't go back often, there are still a few Taoist boys in it. When the time comes Let them find a good time to inform the emperor that Xu Benhuai intends to murder the emperor and shake the foundation of the country. At that time, old man Xin said that the medicine is harmful, and Daotong said that the medicine is harmful. Then these golden pills are the evidence of Xu Benhuai's crime. The emperor was furious, and the wanted order was sent Everywhere. There is no room for him in the territory of my Ming Dynasty."

Lin Ziyi was dumbfounded listening to what he said, and gradually realized, she patted him on the shoulder, "Brother Huatian, you are so hurt!"

Yu Huatian brushed her hand away calmly, "This is a trick."

Lin Ziyi tilted her head, "Then why is only my godfather suitable?"

Perhaps Yu Huatian was a little free because he was locked up alone for five days, so he didn't look annoyed when he heard her ask the question, and continued: "Although the emperor wants to live forever, it can be seen from the fact that he never mentioned it. He didn't want others to know about it. The spring plowing banquet was watched by all the officials, and the emperor would definitely become angry and put Old Man Xin in prison for the crime of deceiving the crowd. At that time, ordinary people will naturally be unable to escape One death. But the old man Xin can reveal that he is a person from the sky, and disappear in full view. When the emperor hears about this, he will definitely believe it, and the arrest of Xu Benhuai will be even more urgent."

Lin Ziyi pointed to herself, "But I think I can do this too. Why don't you let me do it?"

This time, Yu Huatian explained very succinctly, "You're stupid. It's unbelievable."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi folded her arms around her knees, put her chin on her knees, and tilted her head to look at Yuhuatian, "But half of Xu Benhuai's soul has become a demon, so it's not easy to catch him."

Yu Huatian raised his eyebrows, "Who wants to arrest him? I heard from Old Man Xin that he doesn't know anything other than refining alchemy and catching monsters. He has no chance to get close to you as long as you stay in the capital under the arrest warrant."

After finishing speaking, Yuhuatian was taken aback for a moment, wondering why he said the words to let her stay in the capital so casually.

"I can't stay in the capital all the time. Although the roast chicken is delicious, it is always struck by lightning." Lin Ziyi looked down at the tip of her shoe, "Xu Benhuai already has six magic weapons in his hand. If I win the bet, I will If you can take all of Guiyin Mountain Forest and be honest and honest. If you lose...his target is me, you are very good at martial arts, just take the opportunity to escape."

Before Yu Huatian had time to respond, he heard someone's voice asking tentatively: "Excuse me?"

Yu Huatian glanced over lightly, pulled Lin Ziyi behind him, and did not respond to his words.

Lin Ziyi lost her balance when she was pulled violently. She supported Yu Huatian's shoulders and poked her head out. Unexpectedly, there was someone else here. She was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Why did you come out here? of?"

The man didn't seem to understand what she was saying, and was slightly confused, but then put the question behind him.

Seeing their reaction to his words, he couldn't help but heaved a long sigh of relief, clasped his fists, and introduced himself: "I'm Sikong Zhaixing. I wonder if you two have ever seen a man with four eyebrows?"