[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi wobbled, and slipped into Concubine Wan Gui's bedroom through the gap in the window.

Concubine Wan Gui's bedroom was very luxurious, Lin Ziyi felt dazzled by looking at it, so she simply stopped looking at those cumbersome and complicated decorations, and instead looked for someone quietly.

It was only later that Lin Ziyi heard that a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty had lifted the seal of the Five Elements Mountain and released the monkey. Finally, he gathered a group of people and traveled westward to get the Bible from the Tathagata of Tianzhu.

The monkey didn't know what he had realized. He changed from a great sage who was fighting against the sky with endless joy, to the current fighting against the Buddha.

The last time Lin Ziyi saw him was in the Heavenly Court more than 500 years ago.

He put his hands together, pretended to say "Amitabha", and said to her with a smile: "Little white sable, just listen to something pleasant to your ear, and I will help you, how about it?"

Lin Ziyi barely got used to the way the flies see things, and finally after flying a few laps on the roof of the palace, she spotted the incomparably huge Yuhuatian.

Speaking of which, I heard from Xin Siniang back then that Sun Wukong also accomplished many great things by turning into a fly.For example, he got into the stomach of Princess Iron Fan and asked her to hand over the plantain fan.Or ask for a little information to save Master or something.

If she turns into a fly and crawls into Yuhuatian's belly to make trouble, can it be a way to make him listen to her unconditionally?

But she thought about it again.

Wanting her to fall all the way from his mouth to his stomach would disgust both Yu Huatian and herself.What if Yuhuatian's cleanliness couldn't accept that he swallowed a fly for a while, and wanted to die with her?

Although her body is not a fly but a white mink, but swallowing a white mink probably doesn't make him feel very good.

Sure enough, he is still obedient and obedient, so don't mess around.

Lin Ziyi fluttered her little wings, which were not very flexible, and flew towards Yuhuatian in a "buzzing".

She originally planned to land on his shoulder, quietly tell him what someone was looking for outside the door, and then fly out to wait for him.

However, the reality is that before she could stand firmly on his official uniform, he slapped her with a slap, which made her completely dazed, and felt the pain in her heart as if she could vomit a puddle of blood.

Yu Huatian shook the fly he had slapped aside in disgust, and immediately took out a plain handkerchief from his pocket and kept wiping his hands.Still feeling uncomfortable, he asked Concubine Wan Gui for instructions in a low voice, then strode out of the palace to change clothes.

Lin Ziyi fell to the ground slowly like a piece of paper, coughed twice weakly, and then collapsed from the ground.

"My god... I almost became a small cannon fodder who was killed by mistake." Lin Ziyi muttered to herself, "I haven't stood still yet, brother Huatian is too sensitive."

She was dazed thinking whether she should continue her efforts, when she saw Yuhuatian was already walking towards the gate.

She sighed resignedly, flopped on the ground for a while, then wobbled and took off again to chase after Yuhuatian.

When Lin Ziyi went out, Yuhuatian was nowhere to be seen.

She waved her broken little wings, found the remote corner before, turned into a human form, covered her chest with one hand, and sat down against the wall.

"Brother Huatian's slap is so cruel. If I hadn't been a monster with some magical powers to protect me, this slap would have sent me to Lord Hades." Lin Ziyi rubbed her aching chest and murmured, "Although I want to go to the underworld, but I don't want to be sent there by a mortal in this way. It hurts so much, how did Monkey King turn into a little fly to spy on information, and not be slapped to death? ?”

"What are you mumbling about there?"

"I'm busy counting on that silly roe deer in Yuhuatian, don't disturb me." Lin Ziyi subconsciously responded when she heard the voice.However, she was stunned for a moment, and she raised her head belatedly, only to see Yuhuatian had changed into a new official uniform, and was looking down at her with an indifferent expression.

Lin Ziyi hurriedly explained: "The negative is positive, and the negative is positive. This is a compliment."

Yu Huatian ignored her, just looked at her with a frown, and scolded: "I did it for you in the early days, but it's only a few hours and it's so messy."

It's not all messed up by the one you hit just now!Otherwise, her hair bun is extremely dignified!Blame you, blame you, blame you, you silly roe deer!

However, this can only be said in the heart.Lin Ziyi smacked her lips, but she didn't intend to tell Yu Huatian that she just turned into a fly and wanted to find him.

I always feel that according to Yuhuatian's level of cleanliness, if she knows that she will turn into a fly, she will probably be exterminated on the spot as a pest.At that time, she will have to bear a humiliating identity and report to the underworld in the form of a different race.

The judge didn't like her at first, but seeing her aggrieved way of death, he probably could make himself laugh.

So Lin Ziyi, who didn't want to be seen as a joke, could only pull out the flower hairpin dejectedly, handed it to Yu Huatian, and said aggrievedly: "I was wrong. Brother Huatian, please comb it for me again."

Yu Huatian held the hairpin in his hand, but he didn't move, he just said slowly: "You know, the only person in this palace who dares to order me to tie my hair up is Concubine Wan Gui."

Lin Ziyi wrinkled her nose, and retorted unconvinced: "Then I'm still a thousand-year-old white sable demon, and I'm much rarer than Wan Guifei. At my age, I can be regarded as an antique, and helping me with my hair is just for moving." How meaningful is an antique coiled hair."

Yu Huatian snorted lightly, "Correct."

Even so, Yu Huatian's men picked up her hair, dexterously shuttled her fingers through the black hair that was as long as a waterfall, and tied it in a small bun after a while.As soon as the flower hairpin is inserted, it immediately looks a bit pretty.

Yu Huatian helped her avoid those naughty sideburns, and asked, "Are you monsters so sloppy?"

Lin Ziyi immediately became unhappy, and retorted: "Where am I sloppy?"

Yu Huatian didn't speak, but just used his eyes to indicate her behavior of sitting on the ground.

Lin Ziyi also realized that her posture was really not convincing, she rolled her eyes, she pulled the food box that had been hidden earlier, and said forcefully, "I, I am sitting here, um, to protect this food box. The closer you are, the more cautious you are to protect it, and my line of sight must be at the level of this food box."

Yu Huatian automatically filtered her nonsense, squinted at the food box for a while, asked "what is this", and stretched out his hand to open the lid of the food box.Unexpectedly, Lin Ziyi was holding the food box and avoiding his hand.

Lin Ziyi explained: "It's not that you are not allowed to drive it. It's just that you have to be mentally prepared, and it's fine for me to hold this thing, but ordinary people will hurt their bodies if they take it."

"Oh? So mysterious?" Yu Huatian seemed a little interested, "Take it from the Pill Pavilion?"

"En. Dange Secret Room." Lin Ziyi answered his question honestly, and then said with some pride in the Northeast accent, "Brother Huatian, you must praise me, I am even fooled by my own wit I'm convinced. Emma, ​​it's just that small broken room, the mechanism is like playing with it."

Yu Huatian gave her a disgusted look, "Where have you learned Mandarin? You won't be able to pull out your tongue in two days."

"Why?! No one taught me at all!" Lin Ziyi said dissatisfiedly, holding the food box, "And I have this accent for more than 1000 years, why you say I have to change it."

Yu Huatian said indifferently, "Do you still want me to help you?"

Lin Ziyi: "...I think so."

Yuhuatian: "Learn Mandarin."

Lin Ziyi: "...Oh."

Yu Huatian glanced at her, "I'm still so cowardly after living for more than 1000 years."

Lin Ziyi: "... scold you."

Yu Huatian ignored Lin Ziyi's sad little eyes, and nodded to signal Lin Ziyi to open the lid of the food box.

Lin Ziyi said cautiously: "Then you should be mentally prepared. Come, follow my inhale and exhale, inhale and exhale..."

Yuhuatian: "...shut up. Open up."

"What's the matter, I'm doing it for your own good." Lin Ziyi muttered aggrievedly, put the food box on the ground, squatted down, and slowly pushed open the lid of the food box.

Yuhuatian hadn't even looked carefully at what was inside the food box when he heard a horrific scream piercing his eardrums, as if tearing people apart.He frowned subconsciously, and leaning forward, he saw countless voids wandering in the small food box, and the bottom layer was covered with cold ice that emitted air-conditioning.

Those phantoms seemed to be condensed into human appearances, but the appearances were too distorted for him to distinguish clearly.

Lin Ziyi closed the lid, and Yu Huatian came back to his senses.

He seemed to be thinking about something, and asked, "What is that?"

Lin Ziyi replied briskly: "Ice the ghost."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "...frozen ghosts?"

Lin Ziyi had a disgusted expression of "You are so stupid", and explained: "It is Xu Benhuai who captured those ghosts wandering in the palace into the Pill Pavilion, and then laid a layer of ice that would not melt all year round under the food box, and then put these ghosts Throw it in and imprison it."

Yu Huatian ignored her, but asked deeply: "What's the purpose of putting the ice and ghosts together?"

Lin Ziyi replied casually: "I don't know. Maybe Xu Benhuai is from the city, and he is different from the country people in Changbai Mountain like me. He is more good at playing."

Yuhuatian: "..."

"By the way, Brother Huatian." Lin Ziyi said as if she suddenly remembered something, "I want to go far away in the past two days, and I will definitely be back before the spring plowing feast."

"Oh?" Yu Huatian looked up at her, "Where are you going?"

"Underworld." Lin Ziyi patted the food box and laughed, "Take these and exchange something with an old acquaintance."