[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi groped in her bosom for a while before taking out something wrapped in a small red cloth.

Yu Huatian watched silently, to see what other tricks she could come up with.

She opened the cloth bag carefully, only to see a golden core lying in the center of the red cloth obediently without a single crack.

Lin Ziyi muttered in amazement: "What is this that Xu Benhuai refined? I was flattened by Brother Huatian's slap, and the golden elixir is still not broken."

And such a hard golden pill, how did the emperor eat it?

Yu Huatian habitually ignored her babbling appearance, put his hands on his cuffs, lowered his head slightly, and asked casually, "What is this?"

"Golden pill. I thought it might be useful to you, so I took it out of the secret room." Lin Ziyi didn't want to hide it, and continued to answer honestly, "Although there is only this kind of golden pill in the Dan Pavilion, I don't want to hide it." I don’t know if it’s the same kind as what the emperor eats.”

Yu Huatian smiled, "It's rare for you to be alert."

Lin Ziyi spent the past few days with Yuhuatian, and she also learned that Yuhuatian always has a derogatory tone when complimenting others.

She didn't care too much about it, just looked at Yu Huatian and blinked, frankly happy for his praise, and said with a smile: "Brother Huatian praised me, it's so rare. I always feel that I can eat it today." Three bowls of rice."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Is his compliment just like that?

Jin Dan lay quietly in the palm of Yuhuatian's hand, exuding an indistinct smell, not bad but not likable.Just from the appearance, it is not much different from the pills used by quacks in the market to deceive and abduct them.

He frowned slightly, doubting: "Is this thing really able to make people live forever?"

Because it was not convenient to talk under the wall of Concubine Wan Guifei's bedroom, Lin Ziyi followed Yuhuatian around the long corridor with seven turns and eight turns, and came to the garden that was identified by duckweed as a tryst place last time.

Lin Ziyi was sitting on the railing, leaning lazily on the red lacquer pillar with half of her body. When she heard this, she just looked up at Yuhuatian and replied, "Although I don't know what happened to that Taoist priest Xu Benhuai, but there is no such thing as longevity." It's that easy."

Yu Huatian twirled the golden elixir, thoughtfully, "Should mortals really not be able to live forever?"

Lin Ziyi lowered her eyes to think for a while, and answered carefully, "Everything in the world is in order. If longevity is possible, the human world will be in chaos. The heavens are in charge of order, and they will not sit idly by. In the end, longevity will be nothing but a dream That's all." She paused and asked, "Brother Huatian, do you also want to find a way to live forever?"

"Who doesn't want to live longer." Although Yu Huatian answered in this way, his expression did not seem to be interested.

Lin Ziyi hesitated for a moment, then said hesitantly: "Brother Huatian, if you want to live forever... there is a way."

"Oh?" Yu Huatian turned his head to look at her, and asked lazily, "What can I do?"

"The way I said it was the sudden guess and the rumors I heard when I was a child. It would be irresponsible for me to say it." Lin Ziyi pursed her lips, strongly emphasizing the source of the information, and then said draggingly: "I guess and Xu Benhuai's method is similar. Xu Benhuai, it should be, is no longer human."

When Yu Huatian heard this, he couldn't help being taken aback, feeling extremely absurd.

But he did not refute Lin Ziyi's words, but nodded calmly, and said indifferently: "Go on. What is the basis?"

"There's no basis for that. It's just a wild guess." Lin Ziyi rubbed her head, a little lacking in confidence, "Xu Benhuai would never use dead souls to make pills, let alone the dead ghosts in this palace, who have too much resentment. His practice is not only useless but detrimental. Longevity is not immortality, he never treats himself badly."

Yu Huatian hummed lightly, and said flatly, "You know him."

Lin Ziyi was a little embarrassed, and didn't really want to mention the fact that she was arrested by Xu Benhuai and almost made alchemy.This incident is simply a stain on her youthful, frivolous, brave and good at fighting.

She clenched a fist in one hand and coughed softly against her lips, "Anyway, anyway, this time I go to the underworld to look at the book of life and death, so I can confirm which realm he belongs to now."

Yu Huatian asked curiously, "Is it so easy to see the Book of Life and Death?"

"It's not easy." Lin Ziyi looked at him with a loveless face, "It was the first time I entered the underworld back then, and I had no experience. Halfway through the trouble, they were caught and tried by the heavenly court... I don't know If we can meet Judge Cui this time, it would be good if we can meet Judge Lu."

Yu Huatian seemed to be more interested in this kind of thing than the method of longevity, and asked, "Why?"

Lin Ziyi replied lazily, "Lu Juan likes to gamble and is very competitive. Originally, I should have been sentenced to hell by Lu Juan, but I won the bet. , I simply informed those in heaven to arrest me for trial. Compared to that, Judge Cui is too upright."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...It's almost the same as the human world."

Lin Ziyi shrugged, "When a person dies, he turns into a ghost, and when he attains the Tao, he turns into a fairy. Naturally, they are the same."

Lin Ziyi looked at the sky, flipped down from the railing lightly, and carrying the food box containing the "frozen ghost", told Yu Huatian: "Brother Huatian, you should only study the golden elixir, but don't worry about it." Eat it."

Yu Huatian weighed the golden pill, "What will happen if I eat it?"

Lin Ziyi stretched out two fingers, and said slowly: "Two kinds of results. One. You usually do good deeds and accumulate virtue, you are dedicated to Taoism, and you are kind-hearted. You will go to the heaven and start working as a small fairy."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi withdrew a finger and continued, "Two. I have time to watch you throw yourself into the well of reincarnation. If you meet in the next life, you must remember that I am over 1000 years old. I am an elder. Don't be too harsh on me."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian ignored her words, and asked suspicious points, "Why does the emperor see no abnormalities after taking the golden elixir?"

Lin Ziyi: "I think it's strange to spoil Concubine Wan Gui so much..."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Against Yu Huatian's aura that was about to go crazy, Lin Ziyi raised a hand in compromise, "I don't know the details of alchemy. I know that the one in your hand is mixed with ghosts, and ordinary people can't bear it. The emperor probably has some kind of golden dragon body protection, auspicious entanglement and other illusory things to protect him. My godfather knows this kind of thing better."

Speaking of Lin Ziyi's godfather, Yuhuatian has a plan.He said bluntly, "I want to see Master Lin."

Lin Ziyi was taken aback, and said with a strange expression, "Huh? Well, it's not good to see the parents so soon."

Yu Huatian automatically ignored her words, and said: "Xu Benhuai left the palace, the emperor posted an imperial list, and recruited capable people to enter the palace to drive out ghosts."

Lin Ziyi muttered, "...there are no ghosts to drive away, they are all put in a small stove."

Yu Huatian laughed, and said slowly: "Master Lin, why not reveal the imperial list to drive away this 'ghost'."

Lin Ziyi wondered, "If the optical drive drives away ghosts, I will too."

Yu Huatian shook his head slightly, "Only Master Lin is the best candidate."

With her hands behind her back, Lin Ziyi kicked away the stone depressedly, "What's the point?"

Yu Huatian was just unpredictable, saying: "The fake is the real and the real is the fake."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

It was impossible to chat with him.

After being silent for a while, Yu Huatian looked at her and asked, "When are you leaving?"

"Go straight to Fengdu after leaving the palace gate." Lin Ziyi thought of something, said "ah", and said, "By the way, there is a jade flute on the lower floor of the closet in my room, it is not convenient for me to carry it, so I will leave it to you for safekeeping. "

Yu Huatian chuckled, "You trust me that much?"

Lin Ziyi was puzzled.

Yu Huatian explained patiently: "You say that jade flute has the effect of manipulating people's hearts, so you are not afraid that I will use it for other things. After all, I am not a good person."

Lin Ziyi looked at him with pity, "Silly roe deer, every syllable is played, and the coherence between the notes is counted. How can you manipulate people's hearts without a special score. If it's that simple, Xu Benhuai just got the flute. You will be able to rule the human world."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...shut up and go."