[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

When Lin Ziyi came out of Dan Pavilion, the sun was high.

It seemed that it was the time between shifts, and the two soldiers standing guard in front of the arch disappeared.

So Lin Ziyi carried the golden elixir in her arms and took the food box in her hand, and left the alchemy pavilion in a human form, and was going to ask for a leave of absence from the Yuhuatian gold master.

Lin Ziyi counted and thought that Yuhuatian might be with Concubine Wan Gui.

Concubine Wan Gui had never been seen by Lin Ziyi before, she just felt that since she was the emperor's concubine, she should be a woman with a very beautiful appearance from the eyes of ordinary people.

As for Concubine Wan Gui wanting Yu Huatian to bring her here yesterday, she presumably was instigated by her godfather's temptation technique.

Yuhuatian should have thought of this a long time ago, and only said that to her last night.

When her godfather was serving as Master Lin to serve Concubine Wan Gui, Lin Ziyi also curiously asked her godfather what kind of person she was.

The godfather just glanced at her at that time, and replied casually: "It's just a mortal."

Probably the longer you live, the less you will care about the differences between all creatures.Just like godfather at this age, he no longer pays attention to the difference between mortals and mortals, nor does he care about the season when flowers bloom and fall. Even the same kind of demons in his heart are only my daughter and other demons who are not my daughters. this classification.

Even though Concubine Wan Gui can cover the sky with one hand and enjoy thousands of favors in the palace in this life, after her death, she must follow the way of reincarnation and the life cycle of all things like other souls.In the next life, maybe it will still be a life full of flowers, or it may be a poor peasant woman.However, after enjoying all the prosperity in this life, she only left a handful of loess.

Lin Ziyi has lived for more than 1000 years, has seen all the ways of reincarnation in the world, and doesn't understand the endless struggle of mortals, so she doesn't understand why Yuhuatian wants the kind of power that life is a false name and death can't take away.

She felt that instead of fighting for those things, it would be better to go with her to practice in Changbai Mountain, which is full of aura, and maybe she can become a fairy or something.And with her covering him, he doesn't have to feel inferior among the monsters in Changbai Mountain because of his appearance.

It's a pretty good idea when you think about it.Maybe she can lead him to find a good wife, and make a good story of love between a ladyboy and a monster.In short, it is much better to find any little fairy than Xu Benhuai.

While thinking wildly, Lin Ziyi ran to Concubine Wan Gui's bedroom according to the route she remembered.

Concubine Wan Gui's bedroom was still guarded by many people as before.Lin Ziyi carefully looked over her head, and saw the maid who drove her out last time again.

She remembered that it was necessary to report to find someone in the palace.

But it seems that it is not very good to directly say that you want to find Yuhuatian, but if you want to see Concubine Wan Gui, she really has no reason.

No, she is a demon, why does she always think about things with mortal thinking.But Bai Diao's figure was also a little obvious in the daytime, and this time she didn't have Xin Shiniang's invisible fox to cover her.

Lin Ziyi carried the food box to the shaded place by the fence, squatted on the ground and rested her chin in thought for a long time, then suddenly remembered a spell that Monkey King once taught her.

Sun Wukong will change 72 times.Before becoming Dou Conquer Buddha, he was a monkey who was so naughty... um... so stubborn that he wanted to shake the sky.However, even though he was stubborn, he hated evil like a vengeful, and Lin Ziyi still liked him very much, even though she was almost beaten with a golden cudgel at that time.

Back then Lin Ziyi was a silly little white mink who couldn't take human form yet.

She traveled long distances with her father to find Old Man Xin.While passing by Wuxing Mountain for a rest, she saw a dirty but energetic monkey under the mountain.

Lin Ziyi felt sorry for him at that time, so she put her head on the rocky mountain, trying to push the mountain down to save him.However, she pushed the mountain so hard that several of the little white hairs on her head fell off, but the mountain showed no sign of shaking.

Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at her like a fool for a long time, "...what are you doing?"

Depressedly, Lin Ziyi stretched out her little white paw and touched the top of her hairless head, "I was thinking of saving you."

Sun Wukong looked at her strangely, "...do you know who I am?"

Lin Ziyi: "You don't know, why don't you ask me?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong thought for a while and decided not to bother with this little goblin who didn't seem to have a good brain, so he turned his head and ignored her.

But the time under the Five Elements Mountain is too long, and the place is remote, and only birds and beasts pass by occasionally, so it is too lonely.Sun Wukong couldn't help but turn his head around again, and said to Lin Ziyi, "Stop it, little fox, it's almost bald. Come and talk to my old grandson."

Lin Ziyi stared at him with two round eyes, "I'm a white mink! Not a fox! Little monkey, don't you have a good look in your eyes?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Does he have piercing eyes? !Why is the standard of the demon world so wide now, even the white sable can become a demon?

Monkey King was stunned for a moment, and suddenly responded angrily: "Who are you calling a little monkey?! I am Monkey King Monkey King!"

"Calling you." Lin Ziyi replied unhappily, "It's not like adding a name can change the species. My name is Lin Ziyi, and I can only be a little white mink who is both beautiful and intelligent. I am still ours. The mountain flower of Changbai Mountain, you mountain cannon."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong: "...Although my golden cudgel can't stretch freely, it still has the weight. If you still speak that annoying accent, little white sable, believe it or not, I'll kill you with a golden cudgel."

Lin Ziyi looked at the stick in his hand and closed her mouth in humiliation.

Lin Ziyi didn't stay in Wuxing Mountain for too long, so she left with her father who was looking for her.

Sun Wukong was so annoyed by that accent that he almost took her to Old Man Xin with a golden cudgel.

After staying at Old Man Xin's house for a few days, Lin Ziyi learned from Xin Siniang what Monkey King was doing in the Heavenly Court.

Xin Siniang still had lingering fears and said to her: "Fortunately, he was in a good mood that day and didn't make things difficult for you. Otherwise, if the golden hoop hit you, you wouldn't have the chance to listen to what I said."

Lin Ziyi lay obediently on the stool, but only thought of the desolate scenery of Wuxing Mountain.

When she left, she took some fruits from Old Man Xin's house, and begged Dad to take the road that passed through the Five Elements Mountain.

Monkey King was still pressed under the Five Elements Mountain and did not move. Seeing that it was Lin Ziyi who came, he frowned and asked, "What are you doing here again?"

Lin Ziyi put the fruit on the ground, "I'll bring you something to eat. I heard Siniang talk about you this time."

Sun Wukong sneered, "What? Come to beg for mercy?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "No. It's just that there is no fruit here to give you some. I'm going home. My home is a bit far away, so I may not have the chance to come here in the future."

Lin Ziyi paused, and curiously tapped the golden cudgel in Sun Wukong's hand, "Can I have it for a try?"

Sun Wukong didn't answer, but as soon as he let go, the golden cudgel fell to the ground and raised a cloud of dust.

Lin Ziyi's two front paws landed on the golden cudgel, and she lifted it for a long time, but the golden cudgel was always lying quietly on the ground, and Lin Ziyi was so tired that she collapsed on the ground and gasped for breath.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and grabbed the golden cudgel obediently in his palm.

Lin Ziyi patted her two little front paws with a look of longing, "Great Sage, you are so amazing."

Sun Wukong played with the golden cudgel in his hand, rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said to Lin Ziyi: "I don't want to ask you for nothing, 72 changes, I will teach you one."

Lin Ziyi hid the food box, squeezed a trick with one hand, and muttered something.

I haven't used this spell for hundreds of years, and almost forgot how to use it.

Lin Ziyi learned it well, and after chanting the incantation, she reluctantly pulled out a hair and blew it into the air.In the blink of an eye, she successfully transformed into a winged fly.

When Sun Wukong taught her this spell, he definitely hated her for talking about him.

How embarrassing to turn a white mink into a fly or something.

Lin Ziyi tried to fly two laps in the air to barely grasp the balance. After adapting to this vision, she slowly flew into the garden.

Although she really didn't want to become a fly, she could only wrong herself in this situation.

She worked hard to be like this, if Yu Huatian refused to praise her well, she would attract a bunch of flies to annoy his cleanliness to death!