[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

[Death] means the end of everything. There will be no more you in this world. The traces of your existence will fade with the passage of time, and slowly time will blur your face and erase it. Without the traces you left behind, no one will remember you, and no one will miss you.

————Don’t be fooled by the seriousness above ╮(╯▽╰)╭ our text will not be like that

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When it comes to how Kanna died, it really can be described in one word: o(╯□╰)o.She only remembered that day when Yinsang and the others finished eating barbecue and went shopping on the street, they happened to come across a wig [Kui ずらじゃない, Gui だ! !Translation: It's not a wig, it's Gui! ! ] I had another meal with him on the soba noodles he recommended. Just after eating, I saw Shinsengumi's car driving up and firing a rocket at Katsura. , Turning back and walking not far away, I met Yueyong and Sarutobi again. The three of them together went to Yoshiwara to have a drink. On the opposite side, I saw my dear ghost, Chueru, Shakes, Xiongzi's stupid brother——Queen of Kamui , and had a big meal with him again, after destroying four barrels of rice, and when his brain was blackened with a belly that seemed to be about to give birth, he looked up and saw Mr. Du Mao who was destroying the seventh barrel of rice, and he fully felt the pain in his heart Powerless, the eyes became darker and darker.The last reaction in Kanna's head before he fell down was --- I really want to pull out that stupid hair! !There is no such thing as an eyesore! ! ! !

When Kanna woke up again and found himself leaning against the big tree, the first reaction formed in his mind: ...The bastard Kamui threw her in a random place and left her alone! !Kanna clenched his fist tightly and decided to teach him the principle of respecting the old and loving the young the next time he sees him, and even throwing away his lovely sister, treating her as trash, you bastard! ! ?

Having made up her mind, Kanmu intends to set off now to find her stupid Nissan, she patted her skirt and stood up

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She patted her skirt and stood up......

skirt stand up......

w(?Д?)w! ! ! ! !skirt! ! ! ! !

Fuck blah blah blah blah!Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck the Fuck Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

She never wears skirts! ! !I was stunned, is this helping her return to being a girl?No wonder it feels cool between the legs, as if there is no jj suddenly... No!She didn't have a jj in the first place... well, forget it, anyway, she decided to go back and change this dress immediately without explaining!

Kanna always feels a subtle sense of disobedience when walking on the road... um... maybe it's an illusion╮But after walking for a while, Kanna found that she didn't know the road here at all, okay? !Could it be that Shenwei threw her to another planet, you bastard! !How long has she been in a coma? ?Why do I wake up feeling like I'm not on Earth anymore! !

…Shen Wuzai saw the flower bed with a pool and decided to rest for a while. The sun was so hot that it was so hot.

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Wait! ! ! ! [Translation: Wait! ! ! 】w(?Д?)w

When will she be able to shine in the sun? ! !Did she evolve, did she evolve, ahahaha... Just like Digimon, she also evolved from Yatusa to Ritusa!Then where is her evolution device!Too much noise, I don't know why I vomited and swollen? ?

Under the sunlight, the water in the pool was glistening, and Kanna gave up the complaints in his heart and planned to take a photo in the pool water to see what he would look like after his evolution.

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w(?Д?)w... Nima... who is this girl!This is definitely not her face!Did this smooth black hair give her the hair of the wig, and these eyes! !She admits that she is a night rabbit, but she is not a rabbit either!Even if there is the word 'rabbit' in the race, it doesn't mean she must have red eyes!What is going on with these eyes, pink eye disease hello!Or what, is she cosplaying Hell Girl!Would she like to say [again, die ん て see る?Translation:Want to die once? ] Hey, he's dedicated! .. By the way, am I Daddy's illegitimate daughter?This face is definitely not inherited from any of them! ! !Ah =_=.... I feel so tired, I will never love again.

Calm down, Kanna turned his head and carefully observed the surroundings. As the strongest race in the universe.No matter where you go, you can survive well. Kanna has such confidence! !Just know what this place is, and then return to Earth in a spaceship!

Stare... After a few minutes passed, Kanna finally confirmed one thing—the subtle feeling she felt just now was definitely not her illusion!Obviously, the style of painting here and Gintama is not right! Hey!Has the author changed? The orangutan is finally planning to give up!And there is always something wrong with this body...

Wait, I seem to understand something.! ! ! ! ! ... Nima, is this the very popular time-travel that Sister A Miao told her two days ago?She just slandered a few words, why don't you play her like this! !

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In the small Japanese room, there are two young girls [Author: Are you sure you want to call them young girls?Miao: (^_^) Allah, aren’t we?Make: I'm sorry! ! ! ! t^t] Everyone held a book in their hands and read it with relish.

The orange-haired girl opened her dull eyes with a face full of indifference: "Just look at these things to relieve boredom, and they can't be taken seriously at all. Which god do you think is so heartless, and let others wear it if there is nothing to do? Stupid!" Exploded, don't gods have nothing to do?"

"(^_^) Ah, don't you believe that there is no god, maybe there really is, that kind of idle and panic god or something." A Miao raised her usual smile from the book and looked at the god. none

Kanna stood up and shouted into the sky, "I want to time travel too!!!... ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Look, it doesn't work, if there are such idiot gods who are so idle and panicking, I would wear them too, so these are also It’s people’s fantasies, fantasies. It’s better to eat something to realize it!!”

"Well...maybe, but little Kanna, it's not good to slander the gods casually, maybe you will be unlucky (^_^)" Kanmu looked at A Miao's paralyzed smile and suddenly felt a chilly wind on his back It must have been her illusion! !

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So the result is that she crossed over?She just said a few words casually, why don't you be so serious! !She really wants to cry now, she really will cry, bastard, these are definitely not tears of happiness! !Just thinking about the stupid way of her death makes Kanna feel like a river of sadness, director!She felt that the way she died was wrong, could she ask to do it all over again? t^tt^t

That's right!Our girl Kanna, 17 years old, was strangled to death (^_^)

[Kagura's setting in Gintama is 14 years old, Kamui is about 19, so I set 17 years old for Kanna]

As a foodie, her way of dying did come true, but she couldn’t tell if she was so stupid or not. Could it be that when you were reincarnated, someone asked you, “Brother, why did you die?” She replied, “Did you die t^ t" Do you want to play with me like this! ! !

Forget it, since such a thing has already happened, the thing to do is to calm down! ! ! "...First of all, we need to find the time machine!!" Saying this, Kanzu ruthlessly stretched his head under the vending machine and bumped it repeatedly.

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Bastard, how can I calm down? Hey!

"Ahem... um... classmate, are you okay?" Hearing a gentle voice behind him, Shenwu's body stuck in the vending machine froze and said, "It's okay, Sao Nian, you don't have to worry about me, I'm Looking for a time machine."

"..." Yukimura twitched the corners of his mouth, deeply feeling that it was a mistake for him to come to talk to him.

"It's too slack, how can a girl be like this, don't forget that you are wearing a skirt!" Sanada felt the veins on his head jumping violently, is this girl really okay with her nerves?

"...=_=Those things don't matter, and I can't eat them. I need to find a time machine first..." Shen Wu replied indifferently, and continued to bump into the vending machine...

Yukimura "...student, I think you will never find a time machine here..."

Kanna ignored them.Sanada and Yukimura stood for a while, thinking that it would be better for them not to talk to this man with a slightly abnormal head, so they turned around and walked away.At this time, Kanna, who had been interrupted by the two and had already calmed down for the most part, had given up the idea of ​​looking for a time machine under the vending machine, accepted the fact that she had already traveled through, pulled her head out, turned around and saw only a purple-haired figure from behind With an uncle following closely behind...?God shrugged indifferently, planning to go to the woods to sleep and plan for the future, after walking for a while, her footsteps paused.

'Someone followed her...and more than one person..is it the police?Wouldn't it be because she entered the country illegally to arrest him and send him to the police station? ? ?No, no, no... This is not her original body. These things shouldn't happen! !Could it be that the original owner of the body did something shameful! ? ?Don't catch him police uncle.. she is innocent! ! Kanna continued to walk towards the woods with a feeling of apprehension...she is a good citizen! !Absolutely nothing outrageous! !At least she just arrived here! !

The sun slanted down from the tree, leaving shadows one by one, and the sound of cicadas chirping was very refreshing. If the people following her were removed, Kanna believed that this must be a good place to sleep.Kanna looked at the girls on the opposite side twitching the corners of his mouth, at first he thought it was the police.Are you a student? No.. What's with this strong campus atmosphere! ? ?It was only at this time that Kanna lowered his head and took a closer look at the clothes he was wearing. Then he looked at the clothes worn by the group of people opposite him... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! ! !Isn't this a sailor suit? !

"Tsukishima Kanna"

The girl on the opposite side yelled, Shen Wu looked around, she was the only one, so he was calling her?Although the name has the word "Kanwu" in it, it still feels weird. Shenwu's thoughts are scattered, and she doesn't notice that the person opposite has called her several times, and there are blue veins on her head.

"Hey, did you hear what I said, don't think that you are proud of just being stupid to attract the prince's attention, you have to be careful, it's best not to play any tricks, or you will see the consequences of offending us. "The leader of the girl on the opposite side said while beckoning people to surround Kanna.

Kanna ignored her last words, focused on the prince and said, "Prince? What prince? I only know that purple..." Skin..

"Yes, it's that person. Be careful yourself! Don't let us see you planning to approach them again." Before Shen Wu finished speaking, he was interrupted by the girl opposite, and then Shen Wu continued to ask: "There is a Uncle...?"

All the girls "... yes." By the way, Sanada sama is indeed a bit like an uncle.

"That's it, I know, don't worry, I won't go looking for them ╮(╯▽╰)╭" Kanna nodded, promising that she would never look for them. Whether she can go back or not is a question of truth. what!What I'm looking for now is the future robot with blue round hands (Note: Tinker Bell).But having said that, Kanna is actually very puzzled. There is only one prince she knows, and that is the idiot (hata) prince who is a dangerous pet. knew! ? ? ?Kanna looked at the figures of the girls leaving, Kanna twitched the corners of his mouth, what was he doing here in such a big way! ?The meaning is unclear!Kanna suddenly felt the deep malice from the universe, and decisively decided that it would be better to go to sleep first, she scratched her head, found a clean green place to lie down and fell asleep slowly.