[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

On a day with high winds, high winds, scorching sun, hot sun and heavy rain [What kind of weather is this, hello!Do you think it is the new world? Only the weather in the new world can be so changeable!Are you going sailing? Hello! 】Okay, let's not worry too much about the weather, that's not the point!The point is that our Kanna girl clearly realized the fact that she traveled through that day.cough cough.Back to the text.

The girl sleeping on the grass pursed her lips and frowned slightly, as if she had dreamed of something nasty, what was it actually like?

---------------------- I am the dividing line in the dream --------------------- --------

What caught Kanna's eyes was a white mist. He couldn't see the surrounding environment clearly, and there was no sound. After walking for a long time, he found that the surrounding scenery remained unchanged. Kanna decided to sit down and sleep for a while, maybe waiting for her You can go back when you wake up.

The black figure in the distance watched Kanna's movements with a few blue veins on his head (╬￣炿￣)(╬￣炒￣)(╬￣炒￣)

Unbearable, he said: "Get up, don't you want to know the truth?"

Kanna moved his body and ignored the owner of the voice.Uh huh, go to hell whoever disturbs her sleep.

==++++++ The black figure decided to seduce Kanna, "Girl, I have delicious roast chicken here, do you want to eat it?"

Kanna stood up all of a sudden, and said that she was very hungry after being here for so long and hadn't eaten. Kanna decided to forgive the owner of the quiet noise that made him sleep.

"You can figure it out, don't you have anything to ask me?" The black figure in the distance finally stood up and asked after seeing Kanna

Kanna stared at the dead fish eyes and rubbed his stomach, "Where is the roast chicken you mentioned? I'm hungry =="

"...Is this what you want to ask? Is there nothing else? Think about it carefully?"

Kanna waved his hands impatiently, "Don't talk nonsense uncle, I'm very hungry, give me the roast chicken, and Miss Ben will forgive you for waking me up."

...Calm down, calm down, she's a kid! !The black figure took a few deep breaths, and calmed his breathing, ".....I'll roast the chicken for you."

Kanna looked at the roast chicken that suddenly appeared from mid-air and decided to ignore the question of where this thing came from, filling his stomach first is the kingly way! ! !

"Okay, I'll eat the roast chicken for you too, think about it, think about it, really you don't have any questions to ask me?"

Kanna's head was tilted, and he suddenly realized that he clenched his right fist and knocked on his left hand and said, "Is there any more rice? It's better to have some more, and give me some roast chicken, I'm not full (╯o╰)/"

".....You#￥%￥%!%￥...￥...%%...##%￥...%&%&￥...%%#￥" The black figure felt that he would have brain congestion today , The blue veins are too violent, there is no wood! !

-----------I am Kanna's dividing line ------------

The black figure looked at the girl wiping her mouth and took a deep breath again, "I'm full, little god, do you really want to ask me any questions, any question is fine~~~~ I I will definitely answer you~”

"If you want to ask a question, I really want to ask you...... Speaking of which, uncle, who told you to call me a little god? Even the air smells like uncle, okay?" nose talking

The world is so beautiful, but he is so irritable, is this not good... After a series of mental construction, the black figure finally suppressed the *"...Then what are you asking? ?”

Kanna: "So this is my spiritual world?"

"Yes~ girl" the black figure replied excitedly, so that she has already guessed that he is a god, so excited, she will definitely respect him after knowing the truth, the god is fantasizing in her mind, silly laughed out loud

Kanna twitched the corner of his mouth, "Uncle, stop your idiotic laughter!!"

God "cough.. sorry"

Kanna thought about it for a while, and finally came up with what she thought was the most reliable conclusion, "...So it turned out to be the same!!! I know what you are!!!"

"...What am I!!.?" God asked excitedly

"It turns out... so you are..."

"Yes, I am..."

"It turns out....you are my Zanpakuto!!!! My half body! What is your name, what type of Zanpakuto? I'll just say it. I must be the protagonist, even if I die There will be a new journey." Kanna beamed excitedly, she might see Kurosaki strawberries!

The figure of the god in the distance froze there, he didn't expect to be mistaken at all, he was deeply shocked and there was a brief confusion, Kanna couldn't see his situation and continued to make up his mind, "then the place I just arrived is an empty seat Is it the high school in the town? Is it, is it??~Ahahahahahahaha....I’m so excited, maybe I can see Kurosaki Ichigo in the future, I definitely want him to ask for an autograph!!! Immortal pig feet It's just too powerful" Kagura clenched his hands into fists and said with twinkling eyes.

"#￥&*...*)*&￥...%#*(&...%%Enough!!! Little girl, look clearly, I am not Zanpakuto, I am a god, call me God, you bastard!!!" God thought it would be better to make it clear in person, and appeared in front of Kanna.

At this time, Kanna had been awakened from the beautiful fantasy, and looked at the unkempt uncle with a thick beard and messy hair in a tattered black silk dress.Kanna's eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes, and he pinched his nose and said, "Uncle, who are you lying to, don't fool me just because I'm a girl. How can God be like this, and uncle, you and Hasegawa really Isn’t it a relative? I think you are also a madao, right? You are also an uncle. Why is Mr. Strawberry’s sword soul so handsome!! But you smell like leeks all over your body! It’s really a heaven and an earth!! Uncle, you still Go back, wash up and sleep, you went to the wrong set. Director!! There is someone playing tricks here, hurry him out~" Shen Wu put his hands on his mouth and raised his head and shouted towards the white mist.

(╯°°)╯︵┻━┻, Nima, I can’t take it anymore, God decided to let Kanna recognize the reality, the most important thing is to let her admit her identity!! He controlled Kanna’s body to vacate Sliding back and forth across the entire space at super speed.

".......!!!!!!......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . Stop stop !!! .... Put me down, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... which I see the stars ... vomit ... I want to vomit, vomit, just right ... .The things that are easy to eat are about to come out...I was wrong...Kanna...quick...quickly put...I'll come down..." Kanna has already believed If you say madao, stop quickly [Speaking of which, since you already believe it, why are you still calling it madao? 】

Seeing that she knew she was wrong, God let Shen Wu down. "Ugh...vomit..." Kanna felt his stomach dancing just as he landed, and he vomited violently.Looking at the girl who was throwing up in front of him, God felt refreshed, and the grievances he had suffered for a long time had been vented, and he felt much refreshed.He decided to let go of this little girl who doesn't respect God. Did you get there?"

Kanna twitched her eyes, intending to pretend that she hadn't heard the word 'big brother', she didn't want to experience the feeling of the speed of the plane for a while.

Kanna looked at the uncle who was said to be a god on the opposite side and raised his hand, and immediately changed his words, "Just now we talked about madao... um... no! We just talked about you being a god."

"Yes, that's right there, I'm a god. Little God, you still remember the question you said that you were going to cross over. I stayed there by chance that day and heard your wish, and you said you didn't believe it, didn't you?" , in order to let you experience the mercy of the gods, this great god decided to let you realize your wish, how about it, come and thank me, no one else has this opportunity."

Looking at the idiot uncle on the opposite side with a smug expression on his face, Kanna was only flooded by one thought in his mind, and that was 'beat him to death! ! ! 'However, considering the problem of force value, Kanna decided to give up this idea. The little girl can bend and stretch, and endure it! !

But...why was he there that day?Thinking about this question, Kanna also asked, "...Ah, well...can I ask why you were there that day? Kazuma."

"That day, I turned into an uncle who had just glanced at it, and then I saw a man who looked like a man in uniform stalking a woman, so I followed behind to see what was going on. Thinking of him following back to that lady's house, and lying under the floor of her house, I was afraid that the lady would be in danger, so I followed in, and then I saw you, and heard you after a while The call of my wish" God said slowly, touching his chin

The corner of Kanna's mouth twitched, that person must be the Kondo orangutan, hey!I really knelt down to Stoka, and said: "==, you are a god! You are a god! It's not like it at all, it's obviously a Stoka madao!!!"

"Those are not important! Let's continue talking about your problem" God waved his hand and continued talking indifferently

"........."

"So girl, you have really timed out!!! Scream, cheer, don't thank me too much. Ah~ By the way, this is a one-way ticket and you can't go back, so don't think about dying and going back , Come on, girl! It doesn’t matter to me what happens after you, I’ll dodge first.” The uncle gave me a thumbs up and said with a grin

Looking at the raised thumb, Kanna wanted to push it off, his big white teeth glistened slightly, and when Kanna opened his eyes again, the person on the opposite side was gone, and immediately raised his head and shouted: "Uncle bastard, don't leave yet, I haven't figured out my identity information yet!!!!" Just as she was lost in thought, she found a piece of paper floating around her head. She picked it up and looked at it. A blue tendon jumped fiercely;

【Name: Tsukishima Kanna

Age: 16

Parents passed away, leaving four apartment properties, and now a student of Lihai University High School

Current address: Room 2, 2nd Floor, Unit 22, XX Apartment, XX Road, XX District

ps: Oh, by the way, I drew your home address on the back of this paper, remember the route~:-p

ps of ps: Don’t worry about being found out as a counterfeit by others, I have already changed the impression of you from people who know you, even if you go for a sex reassignment operation, there will be no problems (laughs)b(￣▽￣)d

ps of ps of ps: your original body has been buried by your companions, you can rest in peace.I went to eat ramen, I will never see you again =3= Good luck ヾ(●′▽`●)ノ】

Kanna looked at the oily spots in front of her and almost tore off the paper. She took a deep breath and calmed down. Turning to the back, her hands shook uncontrollably, and veins jumped out one by one!

Nima wrote the words school and home and connected them with a simple line. Is that a map?Even if the address was indicated next to it, he couldn't find it! !Calm down, calm down, hello! !Kanna threw the paper on the ground and let it fend for itself, out of sight and out of mind

-------------------------I am the dividing line of returning to reality------------------ -----------

Kanna opened his eyes and sat up, saw the paper next to him ==++++ A vein popped uncontrollably on his head, damn, can this thing come out of a dream?She raised her middle finger fiercely towards the sky and put it down.Realizing that it was already afternoon, she patted her body and stood up, put the paper in her pocket, and walked out of the woods, no matter how she had to find her way home before tonight (clench her fist!!) She was about to die of starvation have! ! ! ! !