[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

I believe anyone who has watched Gintama knows that, against the backdrop of a world where every detail destroys the three views, all the female characters in it are slightly...ahem and cruel (Are you sure it is slightly? Hey! Obviously organize them together You can go sailing now, the next One Piece might be you~~~~ Kiss your sister, hey!!) Cough, I’m a little bit off track. Believe the author’s character. ! ! !

Okay, back to the topic, there is no such thing as a girl in this world where girls are rampant. Even if you wear a girl’s skin, you might be a Godzilla. I’m desperate. I’m desperate for a world where there are no cute girls to heal the soul. Oh... this is a pity that even strawberry milk can't save... tat"

"That's enough Aru, the girl you've been talking about is right in front of you, isn't your dead fish eyes finally evolved into presbyopia Aru?" Kagura sat on the sofa, picking his nostrils with one hand. Scratching his belly with one hand and messing with his head, he didn't feel shy at all to say what he thought was the 'truth'

Kanna nodded seriously, and stroked Kagura's head with his hand.Resolutely ignored the black unidentified object that was just bounced off by her "Of course Kagura-chan is the cutest, in my eyes Kagura-chan has always been a lady~~~ Well... of course I am the same... Mama is dying There was a good warning before us to be an excellent lady~ `Is that right, Kagura-chan"

Kagura hugged Kanna's arm and nodded, "That's it, Aru. Now our sisters have grown into outstanding ladies!! I believe that Daddy's Mediterranean will also be so moved!"

"Ugh... vomit..."

The two of Kanna turned their heads when they heard the loud vomiting sound coming from the side. They saw that Gintoki had already vomited all over the floor... This... Could it be...

Kanna's eyes shone with the light of Pika, full of curiosity, "Gin-chan, can men on Earth conceive? It's like a seahorse." Then her eyes turned to Gintoki's stomach "Oh~ Is there a little life conceived in it?? Ah!! Great... There will be toys in a few months!!"

Gintoki: "Sack of bridge beans!! Kanna-chan, you seem to have said something terrible just now, hey!!"

Kagura's reaction was also very quick. She took out her handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes where there were no tears, and put on a heartbroken expression, "Gin-chan, please tell me who the child is, Aru, Kasan, I'm so sad , the young man in my family was taken away by the weasel and eaten dry, and he was so irresponsible!! Even if he crawled out of the grave, he would cry for you, Alu, you unfilial son!! It really broke Kasang’s heart Lu!"

"..==++++ Whose Kasang are you, bastard girl!!" There were n blue veins on the top of Yinshi's head. buns.

"That's enough...Kanna-chan. Those who can be born in two months are not human at all!...No! I'm not pregnant!!!...Even if the race is different, Yin, I can't get pregnant, you know? You bastard!! Even Mario-kun, he just got bigger after eating mushrooms, and even if he digested it, it’s just poop! I’m just disgusted by you two thick-skinned, scary, and shameless alien rabbits. Well, I, Silver Sauce, but I sacrificed my favorite strawberry milk, give it to me, you bastards!!!!!!"...the corners of the mouth are dripping with residue, and the top of the head is covered with silver-white curly curls The bastard said so.

Gintoki: "I heard it, Kokami, I heard your inner monologue, you did it on purpose, hey, it was definitely on purpose!! Eun-san, I will cry, I will cry, really, What’s wrong with the natural curls, natural curls are cute. Natural curls are very popular, okay? Even if I secretly straighten my hair in Yinsang, it will still stubbornly turn back into a mess the next day, so I won’t say anything.”

Kanna touched Dingchun's head, and looked at Yinshi with dead fish eyes, "I don't need to explain, I understand that Yinjiang's natural curly volume is already the same as ooxx, so ooxxoxox is normal, no matter how hard you try, it's useless , Hey Kagura-chan? Dingchun?"

"It's Aru."

"Wang!!"

Yinshi felt the veins on his head throbbing violently, "...Enough is enough, you bastards, what is the reason you have so much resentment towards my hair that your words will be muted!! Don't insult nature Roll!!"

Kanna whistled and turned away from him.

Gintoki "...you are denying it, bastard!!!"

At this time, Kanna suddenly realized that something was missing, and the whole space felt strange, with a subtle sense of disharmony. "Silver-chan, Kagura-chan, do you feel that something is missing?"

Yinshi squeezed his chin and nodded, "It's really weird to hear you say that..."

Kagura "...well, I feel the same way, Aru"

"Wang!!"

....... After passing n, the three of them gave up thinking one after another......................

Kagura's return to death Fisheye: "No, I can't remember. Well, forget it, it's definitely not an important thing anyway, and it doesn't matter Aru"

Gintoki "That's right, just ignore it, ignore it~~"

"Don't ignore it, bastard?!!(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻...Hey! Kagura, you can really say that you are a lady in this female uncle's dress. Hey!! Besides, Yin-sang, your hair has been unable to recover for a long time. Also, what is an unimportant thing, I am just ignored by you! Hey! I am a very important role. What a big mission! Hey! How low is my sense of existence that you guys ignore me like this, I’ve been here since the very beginning!! This is discriminating against me, you bastard!!” Shinpachi Turning over the table and roaring, his excited glasses slid down the bridge of his nose.

.... ale?Glasses....

"Ah, I remembered, so something was missing." Kanna, Kagura, and Gintoki Qiqi clenched their right fists and tapped their left palms and said suddenly, "So I'm missing you, Human World をかけたのめがね!!【Translation: wearing human glasses]”

Shinpachi: "......What is it with human glasses? Hey, is it a monster with glasses that has been cultivated to become a master? I'm just a glasses bastard in your eyes!"

Kanna looked at Shinpachi's sad look and patted him on the shoulder, "Yoshi Yoshi, don't cry, don't cry, Shinpachi, your character setting is like this, everyone knows it. It's all about orangutans Wrong, so you have to work hard yourself! Be a strong glasses!! Got it!"

Shinpachi drooped his head and twitched the corners of his eyes, "...not being comforted at all, but even more sad tat, Kanna-chan, are you sure you are comforting me? I think you are serious about poking my wound Right?"

Kanna: "Well... If you are still in the mood to complain, it proves that you are a real man!! Aren't you a very strong glasses gentleman! Glasses don't cry, stand up and masturbate!!"

Shinpachi "Sack of bridge beans!! You just said something that a lady would never say, hey!!"

Gintoki took Shinpachi's arm and walked towards the door, "Okay, okay, don't worry about it so much. It's rare that the old woman treats guests to barbecue today... Just let your stomach go and eat it, those who walk behind, don't forget Lock the door." Kagura followed behind and ran with big strides, "Ou Nei-chan, I will leave the matter of locking the door to you, Aru."

Kanna locked the door and went downstairs.Turning around and looking at the plaque of Master House, there is a feeling of warmth spontaneously, the corners of the mouth slightly raised: ... Kagura really found a good place.

"What are you still dawdling about? Hurry up and wait for you. Be careful that you won't be able to eat meat for a while."

Kanna turned her head to look at Kagura, Shinpachi and Gin-san were smiling in front of her, and she also raised the corner of her mouth: "The meat is all mine! Don't try to take it away!!"

Under the setting sun, the four fighting figures in front seemed to be coated with a layer of warm light, which was exceptionally harmonious.

........................

In the evening, Kanna and his team arrived at the agreed place, opened the door and shouted, "Boss, give us 50 plates of meat first!!"

The veins on Dengshi's forehead jumped!Biting the bong in her mouth hard: ... She feels that it is really embarrassing to bring this group of starving ghosts into reincarnation.

When a few people arrived in the room and sat down, everything for the barbecue was ready. Deng Shi put the meat on the grill and roasted it slowly.After a while, the aroma of barbecue filled the whole room.Deng Shi felt that the light in front of her eyes had dimmed a bit, and when she looked up, she saw people surrounding her with drooling mouths.She took a deep breath, but still didn't suppress her throbbing veins, and punched a circle of heads, "Drool is about to drip into it, bastard, if you want to eat, bake it yourself!! I heard there are no idiots!"

"Snapped"

Deng didn't even return his momentum, and quickly hit the hand with his chopsticks, "Catherine...I told you I want to bake it myself, bastard! Do you want to deduct wages?"

Catherine spit out a mouthful of spit, "... tsk... found out"

As for the barbecue, there is no need to worry about Kanna and Kagura sisters...

Kanna and Kagura tap their rice bowls with their chopsticks, "Silver Sauce~Silver Sauce~Yakiniku!! Quick Yakiniku"

Gintoki scratched his messy hair, "I told you to bake by yourself, you little brats, didn't you hear?! Your lord is very busy, so don't trouble your lord with what you can do, bastard!!" The boss said so, but Yinshi still helped them grill the meat.

Kanmu Kagura curled her lips and continued to knock on the bowl, "No~ it's so troublesome~ and the silver sauce is more delicious!!"

Gintoki: "...You guys also know the trouble, bastard! It's not that I did well in the exam, it's just that you simply don't want to do it yourself!!"

At this time, Shinpachi waved his hand, "Well~ Forget Yinsang, I baked it for you too, they are still children."

Yinshi scratched his neck and didn't speak, but the movements of his hands never stopped.

Kanna and Kagura looked at the barbecue and thought it would taste better with rice, so they opened the door and shouted to the corridor, "Waiter, please serve four buckets of rice..."

Toshi paused when he heard Kanna and the others calling for rice.She almost forgot, these two are full-fledged foodies! ! !By the way, she has enough money, right?

After the rice was served, Gintoki also grilled two plates of meat, each of which was given to Kanna and the other two, "Hurry up, little devils, eat it with gratitude, it was baked by Gin-san with so much hard work."

Shen Wu Shen Le cheered, took the meat and mixed it into the rice.The two faced each other and held the wooden bucket "いただきます!!"

After speaking, the two buried their heads in the rice bucket and ate quickly.

Seeing that the two of them were eating Fayin similarly, they stroked their foreheads. As expected, they even ate in the same way. I don't know if their ghost brother Mao eats the same as them.

As for the dumb-haired god Weijun who is remembered now ╮(╯▽╰)╭ he is on his way to Yoshiwara.Not to go there*, but to eat! !

Everyone watched the barbecue being gradually finished by the two foodies, and they also speeded up.At this time, Shenwuyou turned to the outside, and shouted in a voice that everyone could hear, "Boss, give us another [-] cents of meat!!!" After she finished speaking, she buried her head in her mouth and suddenly seemed to remember something , stopped his movements, looked up at Yinshi who was opposite him, "Yinjiang... the barbecue is left to you!!"

A vein popped up on Yinshi's head, "Asshole!! Am I your mother when I am Yinsang? Even if it is, I should be your father. And Yinsang also needs to eat meat!!! Bastard girl!! "