I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"This is a mobile phone. You can communicate with people thousands of miles away and you can also order takeaway. Oh, takeaway is to let others deliver food to you—"

"These are some manuals, all about home appliances, um - I bought a lot of children's books in the mall just now, I think you need these things, and there is a hundred-character chart, you probably can't understand modern characters Bar."

"—Here are some clothes that Ronaldinho and I bought. These are canned snacks and various edible things."

"Oh yes! There is also this card! This card is issued in my name, and there is 50 in it. Of course, I know that Liao Yuejian is not worth more than this price. This price can't even afford the scratches on it, but you guys Use it first, the password is—”

Sister Lei pointed to the things at home and explained them roughly with female patience and care, while Xiao Luo was still showing Wen Fengjin how to use the TV, refrigerator, washing machine and water heater.

Wen Fengjin half-closed his eyes and folded his arms, looking devoid of interest.

Of course, if Xiaobae explained to him, he would probably be able to look at those strange things with a smile while holding Xiaobaa's waist.

Now?

We Wen Daxie looked at Xiao Luo who was already sweating under his gaze, thinking that he didn't explain clearly enough, so he made more gestures and pointed at the electrical appliances.

quite a while.

After hearing all the news: Tsk.

Ronaldinho: ... Does he dislike me?Boo!definitely is!

And the other side.

Wang Xiaobaa nodded and said to Sister Lei, "Okay, I understand." He took the phone and the card, opened the phone easily under Sister Lei's surprised expression, and skillfully looked at the downloaded software.

Yo!There are also pesticides and eating chicken!

If it wasn't for Sister Lei watching, Wang Xiaobaa would have wanted to log in to her account and have fun!

"You're really quick at learning." Sister Lei praised sincerely.

In fact, Wang Xiaobaa, who was originally a modern person, bent her eyes. The small pride and softness made sister Lei, who is in her 30s, for a moment forget that this is a big rice dumpling. She wanted to put her hand on his head and pat him gently. .

Like a small animal, soft to death.

In fact, Wang Xiaobaa's appearance should be a gentle and warm man when he smiles, but because of Wang Xiaobaa's silly soul, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like a puppy.

"You don't need to worry about us, don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, we will get used to it soon." Wang Xiaobaa deliberately said it easily, and Sister Lei smiled heartily and nodded.

"Okay, then you guys rest in the villa for a day today, as for those things." She pointed to a package on the ground, "I will sell these treasures in the tomb palace soon, and I won't give you all the money to get into the card." inside."

Wang Xiaobaa froze for a moment, "Why?"

Sister Lei shrugged, "You gave me the Liao Yue Sword, which is the greatest treasure for me. I am a swordsmith, and I go to the ground frequently because I want to see the legendary magic weapon. Now I not only see it I got it, you can’t be too greedy, or you will lose yourself.”

"Anyway, how do I repay that you are all normal, don't worry." Sister Lei raised her hand and paused for a moment before patting Wang Xiaobaa's shoulder, "To be honest, I don't think you are really like zongzi and monsters, so let's make It’s okay to be a friend, by the way, thank you for me about Liao Yuejian.”

"Okay." Wang Xiaobaa nodded, facing Sister Lei's smile, she suddenly felt that there is still warmth in this world.

People are always good and bad, even if they go deep into darkness, they can still find sunshine.

After talking to Wen Feng for a long time, Xiao Luo, who almost made himself cry, saw his master waving at him, and rushed out like burning his butt.

Sister Lei picked up her bag and waved to Wang Xiaobaa.

"Then let's go first. If there is any mobile phone contact, use that button. By the way, remember to charge the phone." Sister Lei made a gesture of calling, and after Wang Xiaobaa answered, she looked at the person standing behind Xiaobaa It's all gone.

Treating the owner of the thousand-year-old tomb who shocked her at the beginning, Sister Lei nodded respectfully, and then left with Xiao Luo who was about to rush out of the door.

The moment the door closed, Wang Xiaobaa relaxed completely.

With twinkling stars in his eyes, he jumped into Wen Fengjin's arms.

"Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhususuperm'!!! I want to play all the games I haven't played~~~ And the anime I didn't watch!"

"Then I have to order a lot of milk tea, hamburger, cola, fried chicken, crayfish, and more! We have a lot of money now! When the time comes, we will travel! We will go to all the places we have never been to!"

Happily, she has become a little lunatic Wang Xiaobaa, with her legs crossed around her waist and screaming.

Wen Feng smiled softly holding his buttocks.

"Ah, that's right! Can I eat those things now?! I forgot to ask." Wang Xiaobaa suddenly lowered her head in panic and asked Wen Fengjin.

It seems that if you say no or shake your head after hearing the wind, the fire in the dog's eyes will go out, and the small ears that don't exist will hang down pitifully.

"Okay." Wen Feng said.

The eyes of the person who wrapped his arms around his neck at that moment shone brightly, and the non-existent ears also stood up suddenly. If there was a tail, the tail would definitely turn into a propeller and go straight to the sky.

Wang Xiaobaa let go of the claws that encircled Wen Fengjin's neck, put her hands on her hips, and laughed hahahaha.

Turned into a little lunatic again and clicked on the phone!

"Milk tea fried chicken and cola! Crayfish burger maocai! Bahahahaha——Wow, woof!"

In this position, Wen Feng held the extremely elastic buttocks in his hands, looked up at Wang Xiaobaa and laughed.

"Baa, don't bark like a dog."

"Wang Wang Wang."

"Hehehe..."

A hoarse and sexy low smile came out of Wenfengji's mouth. He couldn't help but hugged his little lunatic, and walked slowly around the house, facing the surrounding buildings, vehicles, and those who were completely different from those thousands of years ago. Inexplicable electrical appliances, and the house suddenly fits a lot.

Yes, it's not like you can accept everything at once.

Captain America still feels at a loss when he returns to modern times after sleeping for 70 years, let alone sleeping for 1000 years.

On the road, Wang Xiaobaa looked at the busy traffic outside, pointed at herself and Wenfeng and said with a smile: "We are just two unearthed cultural relics."

This sentence has to be said, the occasion is to die.

That night, Wang Xiaobaa simply took a bath with Wen Fengjin, because she was afraid that Wen Fengjin would not use hot water, so the two of them took a bath together, looking at the naked rice dumplings, Wen Fengjin wanted to do something at first. Just put my hands on it...

Just squeezed a hand of purple shower gel.

After hearing the wind, "...what is this?"

Wang Xiaobaa: "Huh? Don't you want shower gel? Don't you want shampoo?"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

"Oh, I see!" Xiao Baa, who felt that she had gotten to her old home, lay in a big bathtub and let Wen Fengji lean on her, and then poured a lot of shampoo on Wen Fengjin, "You Don't you know how to use shampoo? It's very useful! I'll wash it for you first."

After speaking, he held down Wen Feng's head and started scrubbing frantically.

Sitting in the bathtub with no expression on his head, Mr. Wen: ... Sigh.

"Hey! Don't lower your head, it will flow into your eyes." Just as Wang Xiaobaa finished speaking, Wen Feng felt a sharp pain in his left eye, and the scented liquid caused Wen Feng to close his eyes with irritation.

He looked up, opened his right eye and looked at the startled little baa who hurriedly pulled a towel to wipe his left eye.

The white foam was wiped off, hot water vapor rose up, Wang Xiaobaa paused to wipe, her overly feminine and handsome face was fierce without anger, one pair of elongated weird pupils was closed, and the other was closed. look up to him.

Even if it hurts, it is full of tolerance.

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa pursed her lips, then lowered her head to imprint on his lips.

The scented bath water is steaming hot mist, the lips are squeezed, and the plump and soft lips stick together and separate again, with wonderful elasticity...

and……

It was too sweet.

Wang Xiaobaa covered her mouth and turned her head to the side, from the back of her ears to the tip of her ears, her face turned pink, she raised the corners of her mouth, closed her eyes and leaned against her lover's belly, defenseless.

In fact, this is also very satisfying. If I can be by his side, I will be satisfied... However, I am probably greedy. I heard the wind and thought about it, and my arms cut through the water surface to bring out splashes, and then gently put it on the edge of the bathtub.

After washing, Xiao Baa pulled Mr. Wen to put on his nightgown, and excitedly ordered a lot of food with his mobile phone. The whole table was full of his favorite dishes.

Smelling the overly strong aroma from the tip of his nose, Wenfeng frowned.

In fact, people began to pay attention to health preservation a long time ago. Wenfeng eats oil and salt very lightly, and he doesn't need to eat, so Wenfeng tried the taste as much as possible and let it go.

Xiao Baa, who was immersed in the world of gourmet food, didn't notice that he simply cleaned up after eating like a storm, and then took out his mobile phone. He wanted to listen to songs, play games, and watch anime with great interest.

I can't wait to split into countless myself and have a good time.

Time passed, and when Wang Xiaobaa, who was immersed in the game, was suddenly covered by someone's eyes, he was startled by a scream, but when he turned around, he saw Wen Fengjin with a gloomy face.

Xiaobaa, who was about to get angry after the game was interrupted, was scared when she saw Wen Fengjin's cold face.

"What, what's wrong?"

"It's evening now."

Boss Wen looked at him intently with a straight face.

Xiaobaa was taken aback, he subconsciously looked out the window and realized that the whole room was dark, he didn't know when he lay down in the coffin, he checked the time - my day is almost morning!The phone is hot and has to be turned off.

Only then did Wang Xiaobaa realize that he was addicted to the game for a while, completely ignoring Wen Feng...

He looked at the man with a bad face, and suddenly felt a little guilty. He came to the ground as if he had come to his own territory, doing his own thing wantonly and happily, completely forgetting that it was the first time he came to the ground, and He was too excited today and ignored others, letting Wen Fengjin sit with him for a long time...

In other words, Wenfengjin doesn't seem to have eaten anything, and probably doesn't like the taste...

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaobaa felt even more guilty.

He lowered his head and put his mobile phone on the floor outside the coffin. Because there was a bed in the bedroom, they put the coffin in the empty study room with a balcony and French windows.

"I was wrong..." Wang Xiaobaa lowered her head and pouted her mouth, looking cowardly from bottom to top, she carefully acted cute: "Are you angry?"

Wen Fengji's expression was ugly and he didn't speak, and he was clearly angry, and he looked at the thing called 'mobile phone', and his favorability was completely zero!

Wang Xiaobaa bumped her head against Wen Fengji's chest, rubbing her big head against him.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong—"

Wen Feng raised his face and was rubbed by him, within a minute, he smiled.

Wang Xiaozongzi caught it right away, and smiled shamelessly against the messed-up chicken coop head, and continued to rub the boss's neck with his face.

Finally, the little head was pinned down, and Wen Feng curled up his fingers helplessly and amusedly, and tapped his head.

"Okay, it's time to sleep."

"okay!"

Wang Xiaobaa went into the coffin, crawled into Wen Fengjin's arms like a bug, and dishonestly nested into her chest with a bitter smell.

After recovering the memory, the invisible barrier between them dissipated in an instant, and everything was skillful like an old married couple.

The two embraced and fell asleep without a dream all night.

[The author has something to say: Today is the second watch, catch bugs later.

Friends come to eat at home, haha]