I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

On the second day, Wang Xiaobaa, who thought everything would get better, now, at this moment, immediately realized that she was thinking too much.

The reasons are as follows:

Wang Xiaobai: "Today we are here to learn how to integrate into the modern society. It is not the same as when we were in the Northland. We are very peaceful and peaceful now. Here we don't need to worry about what will happen. Stepping on shoes, or getting into an argument with a drunk on the curb."

The wind is exhausted: ￣へ￣

Wang Xiaobaa: "Of course, there are still some emergencies, such as thieves who stole mobile phones and the like, so promise me that you won't be able to make a move easily. You can probably blow their sky caps off with a slap, by the way Passers-by look at their brains."

The wind is exhausted: ￣へ￣

Wang Xiaobaa: "Also, things about our abilities must be kept secret! Uh, and we have to do good things, understand. In order to prevent such things as systems, we must not kill people. Well, when someone pesters the correct way It's the police."

The wind is exhausted: ￣へ￣

"Why do you have this expression... what on earth are you trying to say!!!" Wang Xiaobaa finally couldn't take it anymore after holding back for a long time and threw the table angrily!

Wen Feng thought for a while, and said, "You can't kill people. If you encounter trouble, call the police. I know."

Wang Xiaobaa raised her eyebrows suspiciously: "You really know?"

"Understood." Wen Feng nodded.

then--

In the mall—

Wearing a black jacket, denim black pants and short boots, a man with a handsome and even sharp face with long silver hair tied into a ponytail and his hands in his pockets, frowning and screaming at him, frantically taking pictures and even asking for WeChat ID He took out his cell phone.

"Hello, the police?"

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

———Wori Oh.

"Little brother, are you a cosplay!! Little brother, do you have WeChat——ahh, so handsome!"

"Your hair is really fake! Fuck, this hair is so handsome!"

"Little brother, where are you from, what are you cosplaying with the people next to you? Wow------!!! They are actually holding hands!!!!" When Wenfeng frowned a little displeased, he wanted to do something and then remembered Wang Xiaobaa endured her words, and when she was about to lead Xiaobaa away, the crowd burst into screams again.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

People who don't know the truth only think that the other party is a member of some club, but this member's appearance is too good-looking!

Several girls frantically stared at Wen Fengjin's face and hair and drool.

Men in white hair and black clothes are super stylish!

The moment Wen Fengjin and Wang Xiaobaa held hands, a kind of rotten heart called "I paid ten yuan for marriage" burned even more violently.

They were happy and excited to take pictures without any malice, and followed them all the way, and even the people on the side saw them as 'stars' who seemed to be doing TV shows, and joined in the fun and followed to make a short video.

Seeing that the commotion was getting bigger and bigger behind him, Wang Xiaobaa immediately gave up the purchase plan and Wenfeng made a long detour before getting rid of those behind him.

However, there were still people who looked at them in surprise on the road, secretly taking pictures with a [-]% return rate.

If it wasn't for Wenfeng Jin's face being too ugly now, someone will lift your skull in a matter of minutes, it would probably have turned into what it was just now.

After returning home, Wen Feng asked with a bad face, "Why did they attack me?"

Seeing Mr. Wen's ugly face, Wang Xiaobaa couldn't help laughing, "Haha, that's not attacking you, they just think you're super handsome and stylish, and they just want to know you. They want to take pictures, ask for WeChat, etc. You can be content with expressing your liking, ordinary people would definitely not get this kind of treatment."

When I was in college, if I could be stopped by a girl to ask for my mobile phone number, that would be enough for a year.

However, the failure to go shopping for the first time also made Wang Xiaobaa realize a truth.

— Even with the costumes changed, they are still too eye-catching.

Even if the face can use sunglasses—forget it, just the kind of person who can wear jackets and black trousers in a lonely and ascetic style, it is even better to wear sunglasses—ah!

So at night, Wang Xiaobaa took the scissors and said to Wenfeng.

"Let's cut our long hair!"

Wang Xiaobaa had a good idea, but was strongly opposed by Wen Fengjin.

Wen Fengjin stood up and looked at the scissors in his hand, wrinkling a deep crease between his brows.

"The body, hair and skin of the parents, cutting hair is like beheading. I won't cut it, and I won't allow you to cut it."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa: ... He has never realized at this moment that Wen Feng is an ancient man.

In ancient times, cutting hair was considered a very, very humiliating thing, and even death would not be done.

"Unless I die, I won't let anyone cut your hair, including yourself." His deep pupils occupied most of the long and narrow eye sockets. When he looked over, his eyes were full of anger, and he held Wang Xiaobaa vigorously with his hands. Scissors in hand.

Wang Xiaobaa could only let go and let Wenfeng take the scissors away, and was hugged helplessly by this man who was too stubborn in some places, and his big bony hand passed through the long black hair on the back of Xiaobaa's head.

Hearing the wind, he kissed the top of his hair.

"Haircutting is a very common thing. Look at the men on the street with short hair..." Wang Xiaobaa muttered.

"That's not what I think, and they're not people I care about." Wenfeng said it again, like a warning, "Don't cut your hair, don't let anyone touch your hair. Otherwise I don't mind doing something to them .”

"..." Wang Xiaobaa curled her lips, a little angry, but also a little unspeakably happy, probably because she was happy that the other party cared about her so much.

How can I be a bitch, Wang Xiaozongzi dislikes himself in his heart, but he still can't help but put his cold nose into the man's neck, to smell the bitter scent on his body.

"Do you understand?" Wen Fengjin frowned and rubbed his long hair.

"Understood!" Wang Xiaobaa complained: "Pedantic!"

Wenfeng, who was said to be pedantic, didn't say a word, the cold air almost froze the vase.

So far, it has been a complete failure to go out for the first time.

At home, I studied the alphabet for two more days, as well as traffic rules and the use of currency.At this time, sister Lei also called to inquire about how they were adapting, and informed him that one item was auctioned, and the money would be remitted in the afternoon.

To celebrate, Wang Xiaobaa plans to take Wen Fengjin to eat at the restaurant with the best rating on his mobile phone.

Before that, Wang Xiaobaa also wrote down all possible precautions and some necessary phone numbers in a palm-sized notebook for Wen Fengjin to carry with her.

After everything was ready, he and Wen Fengjin put on masks and went out again this time.

but……

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the men and women who followed up to take pictures again, and probably regarded them as stars or well-known cosplayers again.

But just because of his aggressive, distinctive eyebrows and long silver ponytail, it is really difficult to put him together with the ordinary shopping brother on the road.

Fortunately, this time their goal was a restaurant instead of a shopping mall, so they avoided a lot of trouble. When they entered the restaurant, the people behind them also dispersed.

Except for the windows on the first floor, this restaurant is all private rooms. The reception is really good. Even Wen Feng and his strange long-haired attire did not attract any extra emotions from the waiters.

The young woman in a catering uniform was stunned for a moment, and then asked politely: "Welcome, sir, who are you? Have you made an appointment?"

"Yes." Wang Xiaobaa took out her mobile phone and showed the waiter the order.

After reading it, she enthusiastically took them to the private room upstairs, where she quickly ordered the food. After the waiter smiled and left with the menu, Wang Xiaobaa pulled off the mask on her mouth and slumped on the chair to catch her breath.

After hearing the wind, he also took off his mask. Although he didn't say anything, his expression improved a lot.

"It is said on the Internet that although their dishes are light, the ingredients are super fresh, and the vegetable ball soup is super delicious, and the sea bass is also delicious!"

"As long as you like it."

After Yan Chun's incident, Wang Xiaobaa's body became like a living person as if she had heard all the news. At this time, the tip of her nose was hot and she was sweating a little.

Wenfeng saw that he gently scraped off the dense water droplets with his fingers.

"Is it hot?"

"Well, it was a little bit at first. After all, in this weather, you have long hair on your head." Wang Xiaobai wiped his forehead with his hands, and he looked up. Khan, I'm going to the bathroom to wash up, are you going?"

Hearing the wind, he shook his head.

So Wang Xiaobaa got up and went to the bathroom by himself, washed his hands and face with cool water, when he pulled the paper towels from the wall box, someone behind him patted him .

Wang Xiaobaa was afraid that water would get into her eyes, so she half-closed her eyes and looked back, only vaguely seeing a man waving at him, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I think you have long hair, and I thought It's the girl who went to the wrong toilet, haha, I'm sorry brother."

"Oh, it's all right." Wang Xiaobaa wiped his face. It's rare for a man with long hair to reach his legs to misunderstand, so he didn't take it seriously and continued to wipe his face with a tissue.

After returning to the room, he lazily sat next to Wen Fengjin, and served a dish. When Xiao Bae took the chopsticks to pick up some food, Wen Fengjin suddenly grabbed a small piece of clothes on his shoulder and frowned and asked, "What are you doing?" Who did you meet just now?"

"What?" Wang Xiaobaa turned his head and asked vaguely with the tail of the fried shrimp in his mouth. The tail of the shrimp would still shake up and down when he spoke.

Seeing his appearance, Wen Feng laughed and let go of the piece of clothes, then half-closed his eyes and stretched out his fingers to flick the place as if sweeping away dust.

"It's okay, let's talk after we finish eating."

Not knowing why, Wang Xiaobaa kept sweeping all the dishes into her stomach with her mouth, thinking that Wen Fengjin would also pick up a lot.

After they finished eating, Wen Fengjin picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea to Wang Xiaobaa, saying, "Someone wants to follow you."

Wang Xiaobaa was taken aback.

"Huh? Follow me? Why?"

"I'm not sure, but I'm not an ordinary person, and it's not that difficult." Wen Feng took a sip of tea, "I probably feel that your breath is different, so I want to confirm."

Wang Xiaobaa's eyes widened: "Could it be that, the monster catcher? You found out that I'm actually a big rice dumpling?!"

"No, there is no such thing as catching monsters." Wenfeng laughed: "It's just a craftsman with strange skills. I broke his things. If we leave at night, he will definitely come after him."

Wang Xiaobaa was even more frightened: "Are they all so rigid?"

Wen Feng raised the corners of his lips: "They just lack brains."

"..."

She didn't expect her identity to be discovered so soon, so Wang Xiaobaa couldn't even sit on a chair with her buttocks, and she was so uneasy that her hands were all mixed together.

The word "counseling" was posted on the door of the head.

Like a frightened cat, it can't wait to nestle into Wen Fengjin's arms.

Staying up in cold sweat like this until the night, Wang Xiaobaa squeezed Wen Fengjin's hand and went out of the hotel door turning her head like an owl to see if anyone was following.

Seeing his frightened appearance, Wenfeng smiled secretly, but didn't say anything.

He didn't pat Wang Xiaobaa on the head until he walked into a small alley and turned to face behind him.

"Okay, it should be here."

"What, what?" Wang Xiaobaa stared nervously at the entrance of the alley.

Just as he was talking, a figure slowly walked into the alley with the light behind him, and Wang Xiaobaa realized that it was the man who had patted him in the toilet before.

The other party narrowed his eyes and held something in his hand, and he suddenly smiled.

"Hmph~ You two have such a strange breath, I guessed that you are not some simple people, I am a serious disciple of Baben, if you see that I still don't give up resisting, obediently surrender!"

Wang Xiaobaa, who had never seen the face of the world, shivered, but Wen Daxie sneered.

Hearing this mocking smile, the other party blushed immediately, revealing a small black iron pestle in his hand and making gestures.

"Hey, the white crane spreads its wings!"

"Hey, Heihu is heartbroken!"

"Hey, Roc spreads its wings!"

Then he made a coquettish poss, and after finishing the pose, he shouted: "Hey! Suffer!"

After saying that, he rushed over, Wenfeng pushed Wang Xiaobaa away, then raised his legs with narrowed eyes.

'Shuh! '

With a sweep of the long leg, the man rushing over like a ball let out an 'ow' scream, spun 360 degrees to the sky, and 'popped' headlong into the alley trash can.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

After hearing all the wind: Heh, it's all gaudy.

[The author has something to say: Second update~~~

The word count is 3700, I accidentally wrote too much.

Catch bugs later

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