I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Sister Lei was already crazy about holding that long sword.

"F*ck, shit, shit!!! Liao Yuejian——damn Liao Yuejian—give it to me!!! Fuck, shit, shit!!! Liao Yuejian, damn it——!!!"

Xiao Luo looked at his master's crazy laugh and pressed his forehead.

Have you ever seen a crazy person after winning 500 million?

His master, who is a sword idiot, is now equivalent to winning [-] million.

"Liao Yuejian ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Sister Lei didn't even know what she said while holding the sword, she was really smiling like a hundred flowers blooming, she was so happy that she almost burst into colorful fireworks, making others envious!

With Liao Yuejian, sister Lei let alone help them get to the ground, there is no problem in going to the sky!

After Wenfengjin and Wang Xiaobaa let Mu Qi, a monster who can spit out liquid after eating ore, and turn into a solid stone wall after a while, he reinforced all the places that should be reinforced in the tomb palace, and then put Mu Bei's magical The weapons were preserved.

Wenfeng said that this weapon is very special, Zhenbei injured Mu Yi and the others with this thing, yes, Zhenbei did not sneak in quietly, but forced his way in, from Mu Yi to Mu Shi A few almost died.

Fortunately, Wenfeng came out in time to give them some blood, Wang Xiaobaa frowned, "One person beat ten monsters, in a way, Zhenbei does have something."

Hearing the wind, he shook his head and showed him the weird copper-gold hammer with a slender handle and a big palm.

Wen Fengjin swung the small hammer and smashed it on one of Mu Liu's broken tentacles. It was an ordinary attack, but the tentacles made a corroded 'sizzling' sound!And quickly turned into ashes.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...

Does this nima that can turn physical attacks into magic attacks really exist? !I wouldn't have crossed into a strange world, would I? ? ?

"This weapon is unusual. It is a weapon that has been truly blessed. In my impression, only the old man knows this. Although I don't know how he got it, it seems that the humans on the ground are not all ordinary people."

Hear everything.

But this question was quickly thrown to the back of their minds. After all, there were more urgent matters ahead of them. After they tidied things up briefly, they heard the wind and asked Mu San to lift their coffins to the ground.

Not only Sister Lei who was the first to respond to them was stunned, but Wang Xiaobaa was also stunned.

"No, what are you doing carrying the coffin?! We have no place to put it!! Besides, it's not like we don't have beds if we live on the ground in the future."

"No."

Unexpectedly, he became stubborn after hearing the wind.

"My brother and I have shared the same bed in this coffin for thousands of years, and we can't let go."

"..."

"It's not like we won't come back..." Wang Xiaobaa looked at the coffin for the final struggle.

Hearing the wind, he shook his head: "...No, this coffin is very good."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa thinks that Wenfengjin is the best spokesperson for those who can't sleep well in changing beds, and they should bring their favorite beds (coffins) with them wherever they go.

And he may not be able to escape the fate of sleeping in a coffin for the rest of his life.

That's great... Tears fell down with a bang.

There was no other way, Sister Lei had no choice but to urgently replace the Land Rover that was driving over with a truck that was big enough to hold the huge double coffin, and then there was the scene at the beginning of them.

After successfully sending Zhenbei to the place where he was supposed to go for trial, they left this place quickly. In order to avoid trouble, they crossed the small road in the countryside non-stop overnight, and drove two days before arriving at sister Lei's house in City B. .

Trucks are not uncommon in this suburban villa area. After all, the transportation and shopping here are not very convenient. People often order things like large furniture online.

Besides, Sister Lei's choice to live here means that the people here are not ordinary people, and no one will be curious about the activities of other residents.

Non-interference is the iron law here.

The security guard saw Sister Lei's silent face and swiftly opened the door. After Sister Lei drove into her own villa, she finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the three people who had also been bumpy for two days: "We are here, get out of the car."

After she finished speaking, she jumped out of the car and opened the door, nodding to Wang Xiaobaa and Wenfeng who were behind her.

"Don't worry, this place is absolutely safe. This house will be for you to live in from now on. You have a lot of freedom here. No one will ask questions without understanding, but your coffin..."

"If I'm not mistaken, that thing is definitely made of special wood. It's probably heavier than steel. The few of us can't lift it. Otherwise, I'll ask someone to come over and help carry it in?" Sister Lei asked tentatively.

Wen Feng shook his head: "No need." Then he turned around and opened the door at the back of the car as Ronaldinho had done before, exposing the huge coffin covered with moisture-proof cloth.

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the coffin and the whole person was stupefied, her mind was full of: 'I want to sleep on the bed, I want to sleep on the bed, I want to sleep on the bed'

Wen Feng raised his hands slightly, his robe flapped, and a few seconds later, there was a roar in the air, as if his sleeves smashed the air!

Then Wen Feng patted the coffin with his palms, his hands seemed to have magnetic force to 'suck' the almost ton-heavy coffin, and the huge and heavy double coffin became as light as air or foam in his hands Picked up by him!

Yes, picked it up...

Wang Xiaobaa swears with his dog eyes that he has good eyesight, he definitely saw something like the internal force in a martial arts movie flicker when Wen Fengjin shot towards the coffin!

Hearing the wind, he carried the thing lightly, like carrying a plastic bag.

Seeing the three people whose jaws were open and about to touch the ground at the door, Wen Feng frowned, "What are you doing in a daze, let it go, it's quite heavy."

"..."

"..."

Sorry, we really didn't see the word 'Shen' from your posture!

However, the three of them hurried away from the door to let Wen Fengjin carry them in. Wang Xiaobaa quickly followed behind him. After all, their 'bed' was so heavy that it would be bad if the floor tiles were crushed.

Behind them, Xiao Luo retracted his chin and gently pushed his master's shoulder, "Master."

Sister Lei turned her head, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Luo whispered furtively: "Master, is it really okay for us to do this? Look at his strength, it is a thousand-year-old rice dumpling. If something goes wrong, he secretly sucks human blood and eats human flesh, and then kills other people." Turning into zongzi, the last one infects the two...what if the whole city turned into zombies overnight?!!! Aren’t we sinners through the ages!”

Sister Lei was silent for a while after listening, then whispered secretly: "Xiao Luo..."

Xiao Luo quickly listened to him: "You say master."

"Did you... go to Busan behind my back again! I told you to stop watching zombie movies! Look at your head—oh—it's hopeless."

Ronaldinho: "..."

It must not be me thinking too much, it must be that my master was bribed by them.

definitely is!

oh oh oh.

[The author has something to say: There is definitely something wrong with my input method...

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