I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

At three o'clock in the morning, a white truck that can be seen everywhere stopped in front of a police station in a small town, and then its rear compartment opened, as if it had been kicked out vigorously by something, a lump of something flew into the police station with a 'swish' and opened it the gate.

Then the white truck sped away, leaving only a row of exhaust fumes in the night...

Wang Xiaobaa was sitting in the back seat of the truck, leaning on Wen Fengjin's shoulder, fiddling with a Polaroid.

"The photo is strapped to him and the weapon he brought with him has his fingerprints on it."

"Tomb robbery, murder, illegal possession of guns... I think we will see him on the news tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

For a person like Zhenbei who likes to put on a hypocritical skin, what better punishment is there than to expose his skin in public, deprive him of all possibility of escape, and then give him a bullet of justice?

People in their circle are most afraid of not death, but going into that place that is more terrifying than death, and they will never turn over.

Xiao Luo, who was sitting in the co-pilot, turned his head to look at Xiao Mi who was smiling behind him and felt numbness in his back.

Although he was very surprised why the thousand-year-old rice dumpling in the tomb palace knew modern methods, but since his master and him were rescued, Xiao Luo looked at Wen Fengjin and Wang Xiaobaa both intimidated.

There are two big zongzi sitting behind him, and the only one who can still be in such a good mood while driving and humming is his master!

As for why they became such a strange foursome, we have to start from two days ago.

They woke up in the underground palace that day, and found that the pervert in Zhenbei had been beaten into a pig's head and tied into twists, and Yan Chun had been turned into a handful of ashes. Zongzi commanded the monster to clean the tomb.

Those huge and ferocious monsters seem to have turned into Q-version Pokemon, obediently carrying rocks, repairing broken mechanisms, and cleaning the dust stepped on the ground by them.

The scene was so ordinary and everyday.

So when Wen Fengjin frowned and stared at Guang Kejian's footprints on the palace floor, Sister Lei and Xiao Luo felt strangely guilty.

Sorry... I knew the owner of the tomb was still obsessed with cleanliness, so we brought shoe covers.

but……

Who knows that zombies need to clean up the ground after driving away the tomb robbers! ! !

But that's not the point, the point is that the man named Wen Fengjin has changed into clean clothes again, with silver hair and a red crown, his eyes are all on the ground that was trampled by them, and he doesn't give them any extra eyes.

As if they were two vases.

It is still the kind that is covered with dust and does not please the owner the most.

Sister Lei and Xiao Luo: "..." At this moment, I suddenly felt that our dignity as grave robbers had been insulted, ha ha.

They looked at the big monsters that could be seen everywhere, and didn't want to talk to them at all, who had 'Don't talk to the deity' written all over their bodies, and they huddled pitifully in a corner of the palace.

We dare not ask anything, we dare not say anything.

When the two of them checked their bodies in surprise and found that their injuries were all healed, another owner of the tomb appeared.

Wang Xiaobaa's hair was still a little wet, she was dressed in another neat red wedding dress, and walked in front of them in surprise with hot tea.

"Great, you're finally awake! Thank you for helping me and my little Wenzi before, let's drink some hot water, haha, we don't have any tea in the house, so we have to brew some peach blossoms, don't be disgusted and try it! "

Looking at Wang Xiaobaa's soft face, gentle smile, and those two cups of warm, steaming water...

The master of the tomb gave us tea from the tomb robbers? ? ?

Still smiling at us? ? ?

Disciple, did we go to the wrong set?In fact, we are visiting relatives, right?

Master, wake up, there is no relative in our family who can make tea for guests with five-color porcelain teacups from thousand-year-old official kilns! ! !

Sister Lei and Xiao Luo looked at the teacups in their hands that could hold a museum exhibition, and were silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

What if your hands are shaking and swollen?So dreamy, what should I do?

Wang Xiaobaa didn't understand why the two of them were silent, "Drink quickly, you have slept for a long time, drink some hot water and eat something."

Looking at Wang Xiaobaa's harmless and pure jade eyes.

The still big-hearted sister Lei took a sip of hot water first, and then Xiao Luo silently followed the master to take a sip too.

The hot liquid passed through the dry mouth all the way to the stomach, warming the whole body, and people relaxed.

Apprentice, do you see that this big zongzi is still, quite kind?

Hmm, more like a human than Zhenbei.

They were thinking that the tied Zhenbei was not dead yet, so he let out a soft moan, as if he was about to wake up.

Before Sister Lei and Xiao Luo could react, Wang Xiaobaa, who was still smiling at the beginning, walked up to Zhenbei and shouted in a low voice, "1~2!"

Then kick the opponent's head!

Zhenbei rolled her eyes and fainted...

Sister Lei and Xiao Luo almost burst out seeing this scene: ...

After he finished, he turned his head as if complaining with his husband that the water pipes in the house were always leaking, stepped on Zhenbei's head and said to Wen Fengjin, "Fengjin, why did he wake up again, this guy's healing ability is too strong Come on, it's so annoying~"

Wen Fengjin instructed Mu Yi and the others to restore the underground palace, while turning his head, the indifference on his face instantly melted, revealing a helpless and extremely doting smile.

"He should have traded blood with Hu Chun, but it will expire soon... Also, Xiaobaa, don't lift up your clothes and dry your hair."

After he finished speaking, he paused, but still chose to put down what he was doing, and asked Mu Yi to hand over a cloth towel, and personally wrapped the cloth towel around Wang Xiaobaa's long hair, absorbing the water little by little.

"Oh~~~" Wang Xiaobaa lazily and elongated her voice, and suddenly leaned her back on him, laughing and rubbing her wet hair against her chin.

Hearing the wind, he picked up Wang Xiaobaa's long hair, half-closed his eyes a little itchy, but his eyes and smile were full of connivance.

"..."

"..."

Sister Lei put down her teacup: I don't want to eat this dog food.

Ronaldinho nodded vigorously after drinking the last sip of water.

When Wang Xiaozongzi and Mr. Wen got bored, Wang Xiaobaa remembered to come back to Sister Lei and the others.

"By the way, why did you help us at that time?" Wang Xiaobaa asked Sister Lei.

Sister Lei froze for a moment, played with the teacup for a while, and then said after a while, "Because I'm not very resourceful, I like to do things based on my feelings, at best it's called doing things according to my will, at worst I don't have any IQ. "

Xiao Luo folded his arms and nodded pretendingly, but was slapped on the back of the head by sister Lei who didn't look back.

Ronaldinho: ... As you can see, my master's intuition is as accurate as if his eyes were opened!

"My intuition is very accurate, and I have saved my life several times, so I chose to save you without hesitation. Compared with Zhenbei, who made me feel weird at the beginning, it is better to help you."

Sister Lei smiled, raised her teacup with a very mature heartiness and tenacity unique to women, and said, "It seems that my feeling is still right."

Wang Xiaobaa laughed.

He really likes people who are strong and independent, who seem to shrug their shoulders and move on in the face of bullets.

"Let's make a deal."

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Miss Lei and said.

He talked about the content of the so-called transaction. It simply means that they want to go to the ground, but people like him and Wen Fengjin want to have resident status but do not have resident status. In addition, they have been out of touch with society for too long, and it is estimated that they do not even have a place to live. Can't find it.

But they have countless gold and silver treasures.

So he wanted Sister Lei to solve the housing and identity issues for him and Wenfeng, and in return they would let Sister Lei choose anything in the underground palace as a reward.

By the way, help them sell the things in the tomb and exchange them for the common currency on the ground.

After Wang Xiaobaa finished speaking, sister Lei hesitated and lowered her head to think for a while, Wen Fengji looked at the two humans coldly, he was not as submissive and considerate to outsiders as Wang Xiaobaa was.

If you dare to refuse Xiaobaa, let them stay forever.

Mr. Wen thought silently.

"That's right!" When they were hesitating, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly remembered something, which shocked the other three people.

Then they watched Wang Xiaobaa rush to a corner of the palace, picked up a long 'stick' and came over.

Maybe it's because the thing is too long, and it's also because Wang Xiaobaa walks with a light bouncing feeling, like an overly lively milk dog, the kind that can run and bump at any time and put his puppy's face on the ground .

The thing knocked on the ground several times before being brought to them by Wang Xiaobaa.

Seeing Wang Xiaobaa's breathed face and that soft smile, Wenfeng held back for a while, then couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand and licked his cheek with his thumb and index finger.

Really.

So cute.

When Wang Xiaobaa tilted her head to look over in confusion, Wen Fengjin put down her right hand, raised her hands again, and pinched her tender cheeks.

Sorry.

In fact, I still want to pinch it.

...Well, maybe I need to add a little more.

However, the interaction between the two was quickly interrupted, because Sister Lei, who was still like a strong woman just now, yelled and threw herself on the thing that Wang Xiaobaa brought over, which was covered with dust and bump marks on the ground, her eyes were about to radiate. Laser up!

Wang Xiaobaa poked her head out from behind Wen Feng, his cheeks were stretched out of shape, and he said vaguely:

"Hold on, I think Ni is very open-minded, but you can't give it to Ni Meng if you are enlightened. Before this sword fight with Zhenbei, you have a scratched bird. Give Ni Meng bird~ Hehe, you're welcome~"

"Xiao Wenzi, don't pull my mouth, I will slobber, bleed, bleed out~ Suck it! Suck it up!! Suck it out!!!"

Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly sucked her saliva, pushed away Wen Fengji's hand, smacked her lips, leaving 'cartoon red' fingerprints on her two fair faces.

It's all over the place: ...

Wen Feng covered Wang Xiaobaa's mouth with all his strength, and fell silent under Wang Xiaobaa's puzzled eyes.

...I couldn't hold back my hand.

This time, no one disturbed Mr. Wen, who became more clingy after "Life and Death" and wanted to hide his "treasure" and rub it.

[The author has something to say: Today is the second update.

Post the second chapter later.

Then catch insects]