I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"This is too insane!"

"Well... and my purpose is also very simple. I don't think that person is a good person, and this tomb is not so easy to enter..." Not to mention a bunch of big monsters guarding the tomb, the one who heard the news was simply It's like becoming a monster!The last time he didn't see how the other party came here, he was almost strangled to death!

Zhenbei touched his neck, looked at Wenfengjin and Wang Xiaobaa, and said, "If possible, I hope you will let my elder brother go for the sake of tipping off the news!"

Wen Feng laughed lowly, and he slowly approached Zhenbei, under Zhenbei's increasingly pale face, the black eyes that spread to half of the eyeballs were bent, and asked quite interestingly: "Are you begging us to let you go?" past him?"

"correct."

As soon as he finished speaking, some kind of huge and terrifying force suddenly made him unable to move. Zhenbei's eyes widened until he was sweating so hard to breathe, let alone move, and his black eyes turned to Wang Xiaobaa.

And Wang Xiaobaa didn't feel any discomfort at all, but was curious why Zhenbei suddenly became motionless?

Am I the only one who feels this way?

Zhenbei looked at Wenfeng weakly and raised his index finger, pointing at a position one centimeter away from his right eye.

"What do you have to rely on and I will help you, huh?" Hearing the wind, he was dressed in red and black hair, like a wraith!The surrounding air and pressure tightened even more, and Zhenbei even thought that he was about to suffocate to death!At this time, Wen Feng used a voice that only the two of them could hear, and said with a chuckle in disgust, "And you don't want me to let your elder brother go, do you..."

Zhenbei maintained a painful expression, and looked at Wen Fengjin with puzzled eyes.

"What are you talking about, cough!"

Wen Fengjin's expression disappeared, "What kind of gracious report, tip-off? Heh~ You really want to tell us the news, but for what? I guess...because when you met my senior brother last time, I found out that he is just an ordinary person, and even has too much extra kindness..."

"He doesn't have the ferocity and bloodthirsty of the tomb monster you imagined at all, and he doesn't even seem to have any power..."

"Even if you meet me, you will regret to find that you can leave the tomb unscathed."

"How can such a 'benevolent' tomb master help you kill..." Wen Fengji pointed his finger between his brows, his chin raised slightly and his face was frosty: "You are worried that if your elder brother and the others really succeed, so why don't you just kill him?" Disclose their information to us, so that although we will not kill him, it may not make him feel better."

"At that time, in this uninhabited underground, wouldn't a seriously injured person be slaughtered..." It was like a whisper of a devil, terribly exposing the most obscure darkness in people's hearts, and then let out wanton mocking laughter.

At this moment, the terror on Zhenbei's face faded away like a tide. Although his sunny and cheerful face looked pale and covered with cold sweat due to suffocation, he said with some difficulty: "You want to kill me in front of him..."

"Of course, the familiar smell on your body makes me sick." Wen Feng's strange eyes gradually spread a strange red, "Although it's a bit troublesome, but even if I really kill you, he won't kill you tomorrow." I remember."

do not remember?Why, is the legend true!In addition to getting immortality, the owner of the tomb has other powers? !

It turned out to be like this...

Haha, that's how it is...

"You can't kill me! I know..." Zhenbei finished speaking quickly in a low voice, and Wen Fengjin's pupils constricted hard.

"As long as you help me, I will give it to you!"

At this moment, Wang Xiaobaa also noticed that something was wrong. He frowned and stepped forward to put his hand on Wen Fengjin's shoulder, asking, "Fengjin, what are you doing?"

At that moment, the crimson in Wenfengji's eyes dissipated like mist, and the strange pressure that Zhenbei felt also disappeared suddenly. Sucking for air, Wang Xiaobaa was taken aback by that appearance.

"My God, you don't have asthma, brother!" Wang Xiaobai hurriedly squatted down to go to Fuzhenbei, but was pulled by Wenfeng into her arms.

He was so strong that Wang Xiaobaa staggered.

"Don't worry about him."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Wang Xiaobaa felt that the words of Wenfengjiu had a bone-chilling chill, and it took him a long time to realize that it was an extremely suppressed killing intent.

But now Wang Xiaobaa looked at Zhenbei worriedly and even retched.

How can this be ignored!The look of this brother is too scary.

Although Wen Feng tried his best to stop him, he still yelled cautiously to the other end: "Zhenbei, Zhenbei? Are you feeling better?"

Zhenbei, who had been retching for a long time, didn't raise his head and half knelt on the ground and waved his hands, "I'm fine..." It might be because of his cough that his voice changed.

Wang Xiaobaa let out an "oh", and before she had time to say anything else, Wen Fengjin hugged him around in a circle, and simply blocked his sight with her chest.

"What are you doing?"

"It's too dirty, don't look at it."

"Huh?" Wang Xiaobaa twitched the corners of her mouth, what is dirty?

But it is true that they chatted for a long time at the door of the latrine, did Zhenbei still make him faint? !

After panting for a while, Zhenbei stood up with the back of his hand covering his mouth, his face was much worse than before, he smiled brightly, "I'm fine, and this one has already promised me just now!"

"Wenfengjin promised you to let your elder brother go?! When did you say that!" Wang Xiaobaa was confused, "What did you do just now?"

He looked up at Wen Fengjin's protruding Adam's apple and chin, "Fengjin, did you really promise him?"

Wen Feng gave an indistinct "um" and said indifferently: "You don't like blood, then I'll ask Mu Yi and the others to drive people away."

"I'm just not used to it..." I might have to fight to the death with tomb robbers when I become a dumpling, but people's hearts are biased, Wang Xiaobaa quietly said in a low voice: "But we can't let others bully, Zhen Bei said that there is a man who seems to be very powerful, and he wants to dig your heart! It's really a last resort."

Wang Xiaobaa pursed her lips, her eyes shone shrewdly, "Then it's self-defense even if we do something to him, besides, how many years have we been dead, how can there be any laws governing corpses?"

Hearing the words and hearing the wind, he was stunned for a moment, loosened the arms that hugged him tightly, and hugged him tightly again, but this time it was much gentler.

"Brother, have you forgotten that I'm actually not dead?" Wen Feng said with a smile.

Okay, okay, you're an old man, okay, Wang Xiaobaa rolled her eyes, "You're over 1000 years old, I don't think they have the heart to let you, a thousand-year-old 'old man', go to jail."

"If you work hard and live a few more years, you will be able to upgrade from a 'thousand-year bastard' to a 'ten thousand-year tortoise'! You're setting a Guinness World Record or something."

"When the time comes, we will put it in the museum, and I will exhibit you next door. I am a male corpse that has not rotted for a thousand years, and you are a walking living fossil!"

As he talked, he felt a picture in his mind, and Wang Xiaobaa let out a "puchi" laugh.

Wen Fengjin looked at Wang Xiaobaa, who had curved eyebrows and eyes, and laughed softly.

"Do you understand? I don't have bad intentions. If they really hurt you, I will stand by your side even if you do!" Wang Xiaobaa looked up at him firmly, "So even if you do it Don't hide anything from me, okay?"

Wen Fengji lowered his head and looked at him, his fingers twitched when he heard this sentence, and then he slowly opened the corner of his mouth, "...I won't lie to you, brother."

Sorry, even this sentence is a lie, brother.

Hearing Wen Fengjin's assurance, Wang Xiaobaa smiled again.

Zhenbei panted and stared at their backs silently. Just now, Wenfeng exhausted his strange ability and made him feel pain in his chest, dizziness and the desire to vomit.

The Lord of the Tomb is indeed very powerful.

Fortunately, it can be used.

However, it is clearly an immortal monster and a mutated corpse, yet they embrace each other with affection like two real human beings, and Zhenbei shows a soft smile to himself.

So disgusting.

Ah~ah~ It's so disgusting, I'm going to throw up.

Zhenbei smiled brightly.

……

After Wang Xiaobaa and Wen Feng finished talking, Zhenbei scratched his head and came over embarrassed and said, "Thank you, Xiaobaa, I didn't expect you to promise me, I really don't know how to thank you, and this Bit... thank you, please let my elder brother go."

He looked at Wen Feng Jin with clear eyes.

Hearing the wind seemed to be a smile but not a smile, he said: "Okay, I will definitely let your elder brother go."

"That's good!" Zhenbei grinned excitedly, her warm appearance was like a big golden retriever.

But Wang Xiaobaa always felt that it was weird there, like the sea under a cloudy sky, it was calm but extremely terrifying.

Zhenbei said: "Although they decided to come down a week later, they will come here two days in advance to make preparations, and I will also come down at that time."

Wang Xiaobaa blinked, broke free from Wen Fengjin's arms and asked, "Do you want a map?"

Zhenbei shook his head: "That's unnecessary, I'm satisfied that you agreed to my unreasonable request, and now you heard that I was coming to rob your tomb and didn't kill me..."

He lowered his eyes and raised them, and said seriously, "Thank you, little baa." After speaking, he suddenly became happy, "Haha, I'm sorry, your name is not serious."

"It's not that my grandma said that a cheap name is easy to support..." Wang Xiaobai became angry with embarrassment: "Your name is not good!"

Wen Fengjin raised his hand to run along his hair to comfort him, "Your name sounds nice."

Zhenbei over there laughed twice: "Listen to my mother, my elder brother gave me my name."

"Ah?" Wang Xiaobaa said speechlessly, "Your brother is really brave to take it, and your mother is really brave to use it!"

"right……"

"By the way, I should go! I ran out secretly and disappeared from home for several days. If I don't go back, I will definitely be scolded by my second brother!" Zhenbei suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly picked up the things on the ground. Backpack, rub the soil on the tip of the nose on the back.

"Well, I don't know how to go back, you two, see if you can..."

Just as Wang Xiaobaa was about to say something, Wen Fengjin said lightly, "I'll let Mu Yi take you out."

"Ah? That big lizard!" Zhenbei shrank her neck in fear.

Wang Xiaobaa comforted him: "Muyi has heard what Fengjin said, don't worry, it won't bite you secretly."

"That's fine, that's fine."

Wenfeng glanced at Zhenbei's smiling face with his eyes covered with inexplicable things, turned around and closed his eyes towards the tomb passage, and after a while there was a throat trembling sound of "giggling" from the tomb passage.

The blood-red lizard-like Mu Yi crawled in front of them.

When Zhenbei followed the lizard, he suddenly turned his head and said to Wen Fengjin: "I will repay you when my elder brother gets out safely."

After speaking, he turned his head and left behind Mu Yi.

Wang Xiaobaa looked at his back, but his head was pushed away by a big hand.

"Don't look." Wen Feng said with a cold face.

Wang Xiaobaa thought he was jealous, and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I think his personality is really good, although he is a bit stupid, but he dares to come here alone for the sake of big brother, you say that if I have a personality like his Would you like it more—"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "What kind of expression do you have, big brother?!"

After hearing all the wind: ... vomit.

[The author has something to say: If you like it, let’s keep it in your collection~ I’m okay~

【small theater】

Zhenbei's surface is sunny, but in his heart: hugging two monsters is so disgusting, I'm about to vomit.

Wang Xiaobaa: Zhenbei has a good personality, I want to learn from it.

After hearing all the wind: Vomit!

(Why did Wenfengjin discover the other side of Zhenbei? Because when Wenfengjin was a villain, he was disgusted by a certain invisible pervert named the protagonist at that time. He has experience.)

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