I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

The summoned beast Zhenbei greeted him cordially, but Wen Fengjin sneered: "It's you, you dare to come!" After speaking, he moved his body and was about to kill Zhenbei with a single move.

Wang Xiaobaa quickly grabbed him, and Zhenbei quickly waved his hands and said anxiously: "This time I'm not here to rob the tomb, I'm here to tip off the news!"

Whistleblowing?

Wang Xiaobaa blinked: "What do you mean?"

"Don't listen to his nonsense, this person was able to avoid Mu Er and come in again, the method must not be that simple, please get out of the way, don't hurt you, trust me, I will clean up soon. "Wenfeng saw Zhenbei's eyes like indifferent poisonous snakes, but turned his head and lowered his eyes to touch Wang Xiaobaa's hair, coaxing him very gently.

But Wang Xiaobaa knew that Wen Feng was gentle and harsh, and the "clean up" in his mouth may be the kind that really has no hair left!

"Mu Er? Who is that?" Zhenbei waved his hand and said, "Leave that alone! Listen to me, I really came to repay my kindness, and I brought you an important news! And in fact, you are the people of this thousand-year-old mausoleum. The owner of the tomb, haha, I told my brother when I went back, and my brother guessed that you are the senior brother who died in the elixir competition and the demon king who died for the senior brother as recorded in the inscription."

He pointed to Wang Xiaobaa and Wen Feng rubbed the tip of his nose triumphantly.

"But I'm not afraid of big zongzi, and Xiaobaa doesn't look like a bad person. You are kind to me by saving my elder brother. Now that dead face is threatening my brother to come and dig your grave. Don't say anything else, I will tell you secretly. It can still be done!"

"Sacrificing love...returning the devil?" Wang Xiaobaa stared at the back of Wen Fengjin's head.

Wen Fengji's body froze, and he coughed lightly: "The inscriptions are all carved randomly, don't believe it."

Can such a large tombstone be engraved blindly?Wang Xiaobaa sighed and covered her head, forget it, don't you know after reading the diary, this guy is obviously crooked.

But Wang Xiaobaa really cared about the big news from Zhenbei's mouth. He caught the wind and heard about Zhenbei: "What do you mean by the big news? Who is going to dig our tomb? And why are you so coincidental?" It fell right in front of me..."

I was so scared that I thought I had learned some strange summoning skills.

Wen Fengjin stood between the two of them, he hesitated for a while after being held by Wang Xiaobaa, but he still didn't break free from that cold hand, and looked at Zhenbei indifferently: "Answer my senior brother, little thing."

"Little thing?" Zhenbei pointed at himself with puffy eyes, "I'm already 24!"

Wang Xiaobaa rolled her eyes: "I am over 300 years old. He is over 300 years old. Both of us are old enough to be exhibited in a museum."

Zhenbei: "..."

"...Okay." Zhenbei scratched his head and leaned forward a little: "I'm actually..."

"Don't take a step closer!" Wen Feng looked at him, "If you don't want to be decapitated in the next moment."

Those tomb robbers are insidious and cunning, and desperadoes may not be the face of villains.

In the tomb palace for thousands of years, there are indeed a few capable people who entered the depths of the tomb. When caught by the wind, they will not hesitate to put down their dignity and beg, but the moment you relax, the other party will quickly counterattack. Even in order to kill the monster guarding the tomb, you can use the life of your companions as bait.

Zhenbei saw Wen Fengjin's cold eyes that were poisoned, his neck was chilled, and sweat dripped from his forehead, he was actually so nervous that he was about to suffocate.

That's zongzi!After living for more than 1000 years, the last time he didn't hesitate to strangle his big zombie!The fear of dying at that time made him feel weak when he saw Wenfengji's strange black eyes.

but……

Zhenbei remembered his purpose, swallowed his saliva to moisten his tense and dry throat, and smiled stiffly: "I really don't mean anything... If you don't believe me, I threw the backpack away!"

After he finished speaking, Wenfeng looked at Zhenbei's overly silly sunny smile and sneered: "Okay. You'd better take off your coat too, as well as the dagger you put in your boots and the talisman paper inside your shirt." take it out."

"...How did you find out!" Zhenbei was dumbfounded and clutched his chest, as if he didn't pretend to be self-confident.

Wen Feng took the opportunity to ridicule, and said to Wang Xiaobaa: "Look, Xiaobaa, these tomb robbers are so shameless, so there is no need to believe their nonsense."

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't laugh or cry: "The wind is exhausted, let him finish."

Wen Fengjin snorted softly, turned his head and continued to stare at Zhenbei irritably.

Wang Xiaobaa yawned: "Brother, tell me quickly, I have to go back to sleep, the coffin lid hasn't been covered yet, what if bugs run into it?"

"...No, someone is coming to dig your grave and you still want to sleep?!"

"Otherwise? Do you know how many people come to dig in a year? If there is no way to charge, I will set up a tourist attraction!" The backpacks left by the tomb robbers in the side hall are piled up higher than the mountain!

Mu Er (the little sister who is like a water ghost, who will give a warning like crying whenever there is an intruder) is almost hoarse from crying, and Mu drags all kinds of backpacks from the outside of the tomb every day, good lizard man They're all hamster people now!

"Let me tell you, do you read too many novels, and you just think about digging other people's graves every day when you're not doing business, and most of them can't even pass Mu Er's barrier, and they can't even touch the entrance gate of a tomb. Isn't it stupid to come here and give away the head?"

Every day I was woken up by Mu Er crying, thinking that I would fight to the death with the tomb robber like in the movie, but after hearing the wind, I just raised my eyelids and said, 'Go to sleep, Mu Er has already solved it. '

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Zhenbei speechlessly: "The wild bosses in the game are not so diligent."

Zhenbei scratched her head when she was told, and beeped softly: "Isn't that because there are so many babies here?"

Wang Xiaobaa was indignant: "Nonsense, we don't have any treasures here. Look at you living on the ground, you can still watch dramas online, and order takeout if you are hungry!"

What about us?I don’t even have a network cable or a mobile phone, and I’m still living with candles!I can't even eat a meal, and I have to pick up garbage in my equipment bag to live every day, huh~

"You, you know how to watch dramas online..."

"Of course! I am a Zongzi who keeps pace with the times!"

"Oh...but your hairband is made of fish beads as pendants, and if you sell one, it will last you a lifetime."

"..."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa and Zhenbei looked at each other and saw the envy in each other's eyes.

Alas, the drought died, and the flood died. If it weren't for the stern-faced Wenfeng standing in the middle, the two of them would have wanted to hug each other.

"Or I'll give you something, and then you buy it for money to install more signal towers on the mountain above our heads, and send me some generators by the way..."

"Okay, okay! I can also buy online snacks for you!"

"Wow you're such a nice guy bro!"

"Hey, you're welcome, let's add a WeChat."

"Okay, okay... I don't have a cell phone."

"Ah...it's okay, I'll bring it for you when I come in next time!"

"Hey! Good brother!"

Just when the two cowards were about to hug each other vigorously and call them brothers, Wen Fengji picked up the back of Wang Xiaobaa's neck with a dark face, and gritted his teeth with a smile: "Master, brother!"

It took Wang Xiaobaa a shock to realize that he was digressing, and Zhenbei, who was very natural in the face of Wang Xiaobaa, saw Wen Fengjin's face, the dangerous radar above his head was beeping, and he subconsciously dared not speak in resentment .

Wang Xiaobaa smiled dryly at Wen Feng, blinked her eyes obediently to be cute, Wen Feng gave a cold snort, and her complexion improved a lot: "Don't talk about irrelevant things."

"Know it!"

Wang Xiaobaa stuck out her tongue secretly, but He Zhenbei was not as prepared as before.After talking for a long time, I finally returned to the problem.

"Let's not talk about anything else, how on earth did you bypass Mu Er and come in? I haven't seen anyone who can come here recently, and what's so coincidental, you came as soon as I went to the toilet?"

Zhenbei scratched her head in embarrassment: "I haven't seen the Muer you mentioned before, but I always felt that someone was following me when I walked halfway, but when I turned around, I didn't find anything. It seemed that there was something when I continued walking. Something was about to attack me, but unexpectedly, I stepped on the ground and went to a strange place. I thought I was going to die! But look, this is not the passage where my brother and I got separated last time! Then I I just deliberately touched the mechanism I accidentally touched last time, so I just rolled here as a matter of course!"

"Hey, I didn't expect that I was so lucky! I really ran into you right away, and I thought I had to go a long way. This time, I made sufficient preparations and came here with the determination to die!"

"..."

After hearing this, Wang Xiaobaa said with a blank expression, "Do you believe it?"

Wen Feng looked up at the top of his head and said: "This small room and the latrine inside were built by the craftsmen who built the tomb palace back then, but there is also a possibility that the craftsmen used the latrine to build a passage for escape, and Mu Er also It may not be because he didn't find him, but he thought he wanted to deal with it directly, but he didn't expect that he fell into the passage by mistake at the moment of attack, and Mu Er thought it was a trap, so he ignored it."

And after Wen Feng finished speaking, he didn't know what he thought of, his face twisted and he said: "After senior brother passed away, I also met a similar person, and I couldn't beat him or kill him. All kinds of things, but in the end, you can always get benefits by mistake!"

"..."

Then, it's probably the main character...

What the hell!

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Zhenbei: "Dude, is your luck worthy of your name!"

Zhenbei scratched her head in embarrassment: "Hey, it's a small thing."

"I came this time mainly for the grave robbery organized by Dead Face in a week..."

Then Zhenbei explained it very seriously. The reason is that their family has been appraising treasures for generations. Their ancestors accumulated some wealth and opened several shops in City A. They are also considered well-known people in the antique circle.

And their eldest brother is exceptionally good at this aspect, he can tell the authenticity of artifacts with a glance of his eyes, even better than a machine!One day, a dead face suddenly visited his elder brother and brought a wooden box to his elder brother. It turned out that when he opened the wooden box, his brother was blinded by the poisonous smoke from inside.

They wanted to arrest that guy, but his brother refused. In the end, Dead Face gave them a photocopied map of the tomb and asked them to find Yuzhu.

Last time he sneaked here with his second brother and his buddies, he was lucky enough to meet Wang Xiaobaa, a little rice dumpling who didn't have any malice towards humans, and got the fish beads easily with Wang Xiaobaa's kindness.

After they went back, Zhenbei told about the incident, but his elder brother and the dead face showed ecstatic expressions, and asked him several times to ask Zhenbei about the scene he saw.

I also have to talk about Wang Xiaobaa and Wen Fengjin's appearance and personality, and whether they have human thinking several times.

The perplexed Zhenbei eavesdropped on the conversation between his elder brother and the dead face at night, only to find out that his elder brother was going to enter the grave with the dead face.

Zhenbei clenched his fists and said in a low voice: "My eldest brother has been obsessed with those precious antique treasures and mysterious catacombs since he was a child. I didn't know that my brother had sent several waves of people here but failed until the dead man face to find him!"

"He didn't know what he used to persuade my elder brother to 'go to the ground' himself, and he also gathered a bunch of people. I heard that guy say that he doesn't want the treasure, but he wants the heart of the Lord of the Tomb."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa squinted her eyes to see Wen Fengjin: "What's going on? Is it your romantic debt! Damn, people are coming to your door!"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

Before hearing the wind, Zhenbei hurriedly said: "It's not the heart! It's the heart! He wants to eat the heart of the tomb owner who is immortal! It is said that eating can give the tomb owner's strength, and he will not grow old either." won't die!"

I wipe!Digging heart!

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