I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Wang Xiaobaa collapsed inside the coffin, looking at the painted auspicious clouds carved inside the coffin, her limbs stretched out, her dog's eyes were dull, she didn't have time to put on her clothes, and the little zongzi was naked outside.

Large tracts of strawberries spread from the back of the ear to the tip of the toe like a tattoo.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...I'm almost a useless rice dumpling.

And the culprit sat on the edge of the coffin, with a hot suit covering his lower body, revealing his strong back and enviable waist of a male dog, with long hair like ink and his back to Wang Xiaobaa humming a tune while tapping the coffin with his fingers .

To put it simply - the mood is so good! ! !

Look at the stupid appearance of my body being hollowed out, and look at the other person's waist is not sore or shoulder pain, and the tail is so triumphant that the tail is soaring to the sky!

Wang Xiaobaa burst out a little flame called jealousy...

He ground his teeth and shouted, "Xiao Wenzi..."

"Huh?" Hearing the wind, he turned his head, his bright smile almost blinding Wang Xiaobaa's eyes.

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." Boss, are you so happy?The characters are all broken!

Wen Fengjin changed his posture and did not sit on the edge of the coffin, but stood on the ground and crouched down, leaning forward and touching Wang Xiaobaa's cheek with his hand, his expression and eyes were full of affection and tenderness.

I can't wait to rub the other person into my chest.

"Little baa, yesterday..." Mentioned yesterday that Big Brother Wen raised his face and wanted to forcefully pull the avatar, but he couldn't help laughing, his eyes were shining brightly, and he held his hand tightly again: " I was so happy yesterday, I will take care of you for eternity, I will be responsible to you! I will never disappoint your affection and entrustment!"

"..."

"By the way, we've already been married, hahaha."

"..."

His feminine and charming face didn't suppress his silly smile.

Brother, don't do this, I'm afraid.Wang Xiaobaa swallowed her saliva, and heard Feng Jin say: "The first night of our northern country girls' marriage...we will definitely eat a bowl of red bean rice when we are broken. Yes. Come, I'll help you dress and cook for you in a while."

Wang Xiaobaa was helped out of the coffin by him, and Wenfeng dressed him gently with lowered eyebrows and eyes, and hugged him up when he was finished, her long black hair was winding down, like a touch of softness on the red wedding dress. damask.

With steady arms around his shoulders and legs, Wang Xiaobaa was very moved while lying in his arms.

My old Gong is super handsome and super warm!

When they came to the underground river where they washed their clothes before, Wen Feng put him down carefully, "You wait for me here."

"Okay." Wang Xiaobaa blinked and nodded obediently, looking forward to seeing Wenfeng clean up all the pots and utensils they used before, lit the alcohol block and started to boil water to cook porridge.

However, when cooking the porridge, she heard the wind and secretly covered it for a while. When Wang Xiaobaa saw it clearly, the beans and rice had already been put into the pot, and even the lid was tightly covered.

Wang Xiaobaa smiled sweetly in her heart, and pretended not to care and muttered: "Cut~ Keep it a secret? Anyway, I'm not curious."

Hearing all the news, he smiled and didn't speak.

After that night when the two of them looked at each other, pink flowers could not help but float around, Wang Xiaobaa blushed and turned her neck thick.

Hearing the wind, he smiled sullenly, his brows full of charming amorous feelings.

It took a long time to cook the porridge, and the air was quiet. Wang Xiaobaa couldn't help but want to see the wind blowing away, but she turned her head, hehe, Mr. Wen was also staring at him happily!

Whoops~ This is the first time for my life!

Wang Xiaobaa stood up suddenly: "I, I, I, I will go to the river to make mud!"

Hearing the wind for a moment, he nodded with a smile on his lips.

Wang Xiaobaa, who had the same hands and feet, squatted far away from him on the ground playing with mud in the river water, while pinching various shapes indiscriminately, while recalling the scene of them yesterday, her face flushed with embarrassment and couldn't help but "hey hey-hey."

Sucking~ My waist is so strong after hearing the wind~

suck ~ last night ~ hey hey ~

When he regained his senses and looked down, he saw that the mud in his hand had been squeezed into a big brother who had heard the news.

"..."

Ahhh——!

Wang Xiaobaa slapped it flat with a palm, the top of her head was smoking so much that she wished she could find a crack in the ground to get in!He stared with watery eyes, his delicate face was flushed, and he covered his mouth with the back of his clean hand.

...Mommy, the man who was thinking [beep] for the first time really couldn't control his mind!

He didn't know that Wen Fengjin looked at his shameful expression not far away, slowly opened his mouth and bit his lower lip with his teeth...

Mmm, super cute.

Well, I think so much.

Old Immortal, who has experienced [beep] all the year round, can't control his mind even more.

When the air was filled with the sour smell of love, the cooked porridge was ready, and the fragrance and heat wafted into the air. He opened the lid and stirred it, showing a satisfied expression.

"Little baa, come and eat."

"Okay, okay!" Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly put down the mud in her hands, washed her hands in the cold river water, and approached cheerfully.

Red bean rice, besides grandma, this is the first time anyone cares about him and cooks for him!

Wen Feng was serving the rice, and the porridge just cooked was very hot, he whispered while blowing: "It's also my first time making it, just eat as much as you want, don't burn it."

Wang Xiaobaa stared at his gentle face and smirked, "It's okay, it's okay! I'll eat them all!"

"Okay, be careful it's hot." Wen Fengjin happily handed the porridge to him.

Wang Xiaobaa, who was so happy that she was about to fly, took it over in a hurry, her eyes glistened, and she was about to eat, when she lowered her head...

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Wen Fengjin had already taken a bite, and seeing Wang Xiaobaa stiff as a piece of wood without moving his chopsticks, he frowned and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaobaa? Is it not to your liking?"

"...No, just now you said you didn't find the red beans, you found something else, right?"

"correct."

"..." Wang Xiaobaa picked up a green mung bean from the bowl expressionlessly, "So you just used mung bean instead?"

Hearing the wind, he tilted his head: "Mung beans clear fire and detoxify, what's wrong?"

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa silently picked up the bag of beans on the ground.

It was found that it said: 'Mung beans for tomb robbers!Soaked in professional holy water for 49 days, it is edible and can cure zombies, and you will get two yuan cash back if you receive good reviews~'

"..."

Mung beans for tomb robbers!

Soak in holy water for 49 days!Shouldn't it be soaked in talisman water? You are on the street!And soaked for 49 days, have you asked how the mung beans feel!

Germinate in minutes for you to see!Also good reviews... bad reviews!Bad review!

He and the mung bean eye-to-eye, and the cute mung bean seemed to shout again: "I am so green! After eating me, you will become green too!"

Wang Xiaobaa smiled and covered her face, shedding two wide tears.

Then after the first day, my big rice dumpling Lao Gong brought me a bowl of holy water mung bean porridge, can such Lao Gong be burned?Is it illegal to burn it?Waiting online is very urgent!

"Little baa, why don't you eat." After hearing the wind, he urged him.

Wang Xiaobaa picked up the bowl and wanted to hit him on the head, but after thinking about the strength of the two of them, she sighed and put it down.

"Xiao Wenzi~"

"Ok?"

"You know the green hat, you are green, what does it mean?"

The ancient boss frowned and shook his head upon hearing the news.

Wang Xiaobaa smiled kindly, picked out all the beans in the bowl and gave them to him: "You worked hard yesterday, you should eat more, I'll just have porridge."

As soon as last night was mentioned, Wen Fengjin's expression softened, and he actually took the beans back: "You should eat a little bit, after all..."

"..." Chewing the mung bean porridge in his mouth, Wang Xiaobaa felt that the mung bean was so refreshing, his heart felt cold...

I don't know if it's because the zombies can't eat the mung beans, or if the mung beans have really been soaked in holy water. At night, the familiar feeling swept over Wang Xiaobaa's stomach again.

He got up with a dark face, and saw that there was nothing wrong with Wen Fengjin!

unfair!Why do we all eat and drink together, but I am fatter than him, ah no, I have diarrhea!

"What's wrong?" Seeing him suffering, Wen Fengjin frowned anxiously, "Speak up, little baa, don't scare me."

"It's okay..." Wang Xiaobaa gritted her teeth and covered her stomach, "I want to go to the toilet."

Wen Feng was stunned for a moment, thinking that it was the same as last time, he immediately picked up Wang Xiaobaa and walked quickly to the side hall, took the tissue he found last time and hurried to the place where he went to the toilet before.

"I'll wait for you at the door."

Wang Xiaobaa, who took the tissue, nodded indiscriminately and ran into the small room, squatting in the pit with a bitter face in the pain of her stomach rumbling.

Alas, sooner or later I will let Wen Feng be poisoned to death!

But this time a big brother won't fall from the top of his head... Wang Xiaobaa looked up at the stone slab above her head, thinking about Zhenbei she met from here last time.

Haha, how is it possible?Leaving aside the fact that he has already found Yuzhu, how can one person fall into the same trap~

etc!After saying this, why does it always feel like a strange flag has been set up?

Wait a minute he won't actually fall down and give me a big face-slap scene, will he? !

Wang Xiaobaa tremblingly stared at the top of his head, but after he finished squatting in the pit and wiped his butt, he didn't see any strange things falling down...

What~ I just said that there are so many coincidences in the world~

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaobaa thought it was funny and stood up with her pants up. Just as she walked to the door, Wen Fengjin suddenly appeared in front of him, dragged him behind her, and at the same time looked up at something with furious eyes!

At the same time, the stone slab above the small room suddenly opened with a familiar sound!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" A familiar person screamed 'paji' on the ground, muttering: "Oh, my old waist~" Then he got up from the ground very quickly , he was shaking his dizzy head, and his footsteps were a little staggered, probably because of a fall.

He spat out the soil in his mouth '咩咖咟', and slapped his body with his hands, and it took him a long time to remember to look around.

So the three of them caught off guard and looked at each other. Zhenbei was stunned, and then showed a big smile!

He even dared to wave his hands vigorously with his eyes shining like a husky!

"Hi! Baa! I'm back again! Do you miss me!"

"..."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Zhenbei, was silent for a while, then stretched out her hand and lightly slapped herself on the mouth: I owe you!And... You are a summoned beast, right? !

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