I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Since the last time I came to Zhenbei, Wang Xiaobaa discovered a super interesting thing.

Wang Xiaobaa: "Wow, Zhenbei has a good personality, I think..."

Hearing the wind, he pursed his lips tightly and his face turned blue.

Wang Xiaobaa: "You said if we had a child like Zhenbei..."

Wen Feng's tightly pursed mouth trembled slightly, and his Adam's apple slid up and down quickly.

Wang Xiaobaa: "If——————!"

Wen Feng covered his mouth with all his strength, and said after a while, "Xiaobaa...shut up." Wang Xiaobaa came out of his arms like a loach, her smiling eyes rolled around.

"If you don't tell me why you hate Zhenbei, I'll keep talking!"

Wenfeng really hates Zhenbei, this is what Wang Xiaobaa just found out yesterday, otherwise why did he say that Zhenbei's face was so ugly that he would die when he mentioned it?But the two of them have never met before, so why does Xiao Wenzi have such an expression?Wang Xiaobaa scratched her heart and lungs curiously.

But no matter how you ask, whether you are intimidating, sex, coughing or whatever, just keep your mouth shut when you hear the news.

Wen Fengjin looked at his bright eyes and wrote on his face, 'I'm very curious! 's lover, the frown eased, and he felt disgusted and amused to mention that person in his heart. After a long time, he said: "Little Baa, you should stay away from him, he is definitely not as simple as you see on the surface."

"But if you don't tell me what's wrong with him, how can I know if he's a good person or not!" Wang Xiaobaa rolled her eyes.

"You want to know?"

"Of course!"

"come over."

Wen Fengjin sat under the blooming acacia tree by himself, bent one leg, put his arm on it, and waved to Wang Xiaobaa.

Wang Xiaobaa walked over and sat beside him, leaning on his shoulder, Wenfeng stretched out her right arm to gently embrace him, and told him about a big boss lying dead at home in a tone of disgust and disgust even if she was very indifferent. Diligently revived the brother, but inexplicably someone always came to the door and shouted, "Death to the devil!"!The slogan of the door-to-door challenge story.

And one of them left Wen Fengjin with an indelible psychological shadow!

"I killed him 29 times in total, knocked down cliffs six times, pierced his heart seven times with a sword, abolished his meridians ten times, and even almost cut off his head a few times."

"But it's useless. After falling off the cliff, he can always get the secret treasure. After piercing the heart seven times with a sword, I found out that his heart was born on the right side. If the meridian is abolished, there will always be a hidden doctor to heal him. Later, I killed him. Those were fatal wounds every time...but it didn't help."

"No matter what I do, in the end he always encounters adventures, and then survives and appears in front of me again and again."

Speaking of this, I pursed my lips after hearing the wind, um, I wanted to vomit.

Even Wang Xiaobaa felt creepy and had goosebumps after hearing this.

What the hell!

How much money has the halo of the protagonist of this goddamn god paid for! Are you a V[-] member? !This is not halo anymore!This is putting God on the head.

No wonder Wen Fengjin would vomit with such a character. If he opened the door and saw the person he had killed several times appear in front of him again... Hey!too horrible!

Isn't this a ghost movie? This!

If a normal person had been on the verge of death so many times, he would have collapsed long ago, but that person seemed to have no feelings, as if he was born to kill what was heard.

Wen Feng said: "In my opinion, he doesn't look like a human being, but rather like a fabricated twisted thing, no matter what time that thing is smiling, it seems that there has never been anything other than 'justice' and 'optimism' other emotions."

"..."

"The human being called Zhenbei before has similarities with that person, even the disgusting smell is very similar."

"..."

Hearing this, Wang Xiaobaa's scalp tingled, and he suddenly remembered, if he had been selected by the system to teach Wen Feng to be a good person who taught morality, intelligence, physique, and beauty, what would happen after his mission failed?

That person couldn't have been created by the system to kill Wen Feng!Fuck!

This Nima is really frightening to think about, thinking about it is frightening...

"...But you can kill him, you are really awesome." After Wang Xiaobaa finished speaking, she shook her head at the sight of the wind.

"I didn't kill him in the end."

"Ah?! Then you—" Then how did you survive until now without being tortured to death by him?

Hearing the wind, he laughed: "Because I don't grow old or die, when I was only 150 years old, his life span was exhausted."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

...So it turns out that my ability to live longer than you is really an advantage?Suddenly, I remembered an interesting joke: "The old lady was smoking a cigarette and said that the doctors who advised me to quit smoking all those years passed away!" '

I didn't expect such an ending in the end, it's, it's quite embarrassing...

"But Xiao Wenzi~ What did you do after my death?" Let the system not hesitate to go back to when you were a child and try to straighten you, not to mention it, and even set up a 'bold halo' to kill you, make you If you don't die, you will also disgust you.

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Wenfengjin curiously.

After hearing the wind, he froze, and after a while, he turned his head and showed an innocent smile to Wang Xiaobaa, and said, "I don't know, I have been working hard to resurrect my brother."

Killing people~ Slaughtering people's entire sect, sect and family~ In the end, it was like a shadow covering the Northland for 100 years before completely burying himself in the soil. The big brother Wen didn't know what it was! Wink~

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa, who was kicked back by the system when the mission failed: I want to believe you, stand on your head and pull x.

All in all, Wang Xiaobaa figured it out. Wen Fengjin was overwhelmed by the "thick halo" back then, and he didn't hate Zhenbei (Wen Fengjin: I hate it), but he just fell in love when he saw similar people. I feel a pain in the skull.

As the saying goes, if you are bitten by a snake for ten years, you are afraid of the rope.

Satisfied with her curiosity, Wang Xiaobaa yawned comfortably, "By the way, Zhenbei said that they will come to dig our graves in a week."

Alas, what kind of life is going on now, even if someone digs a grave, I can make an appointment.

"Yeah." Wen Fengjin nodded, and adjusted his posture under the tree with his arms around Wang Xiaobaa indifferently: "Would you like to sleep for a while?"

"Okay... I'm a little sleepy. I don't know what's wrong. Recently, I always feel that my 'charging tree' is not working well." Wang Xiaobaa nodded.

In the past, 'charging for 5 minutes and talking for two hours', now sleep at least half a day.

"But what about them coming to rob the tomb?"

"Don't worry about that, I have plans."

Wenfeng smiled and hugged him tightly, the lingering fragrance of peach blossoms enveloped them, the scorching crimson color burned fiercely, a few petals fell down and fell on the long black winding hair, becoming the best embellishment.

The people around him had already fallen asleep, and those who had no heartbeat or breathing leaned on this acacia tree, their faces were calm and their skin was white, and it was impossible to tell that it was actually a corpse.

Suddenly, veins and blood vessels slowly protruded from his snow-colored skin, and a stained spot appeared on his neck near his chin.

It was a corpse spot.

'The old man said that a corpse without a soul can't be trained to become a dead body and a dead body, and it will rot even if it becomes a walking dead. It looks like, once he leaves... Even if the Divine Tree really summons his soul back and stabilizes it in the corpse, if he is lucky, he can wake up but can't move. ...'

"How to make the corpse 'live'?"

"Need a blind medicine."

"You said."

"Yes……"

Wenfeng hummed an ancient tune of the Northern Kingdom in a low voice, picked up the unrecognizable man whose face was covered with blood vessels and put it on his lap, then untied his collar, and slit the side of his neck.

The bitter medicinal fragrance mixed with the slightly sweet peach blossom fragrance wafted away, and the 'man' in his arms opened his scarlet eyes, quickly buried them on the neck where he had heard the wind, and began to inhale vigorously.

The old hoarse tune covered up the beast-like swallowing sound from the person in his arms.

Perhaps because of weakness, Wenfeng closed his eyes and stopped humming, his skinny and slender fingers slowly interspersed in the long black hair of the other party, gently stroking the brocade-like hair.

Half a sound later, the skin of the man in his arms came back to life again.

Those scarlet eyes were closed, and he lay on Wen Fengjin's arms frowning, Wen Fengji wiped the red blood stains on his lips with his fingers, and pressed his forehead with the back of his hand.

"It's okay, it's okay... When they enter the tomb, I will definitely get that thing. At that time, we don't have to stay underground. If you want to go high and wide, I will accompany you wherever you want to go..."

After he finished speaking, he lowered his eyebrows and put his cheek against Wang Xiaobaa's forehead affectionately.

A strange color like red mist spread from the eyes.

"Sorry brother, I'm going to lie to you again, I won't keep any of those people!"

……

Zhenjia.

As soon as Zhenbei walked into this old house on Antique Street with a backpack on his back, he stopped in his tracks. His expression froze for a moment, and then he showed a bright smile.

"Second brother!"

Behind the vermilion gate, Zhenmu, who was leaning on the doorpost with arms crossed, raised his head. He was wearing close-fitting black clothes, his short black hair was blown by the wind, and his sharp eyebrows and eyes were slightly gentler after seeing Zhenbei.

"Are you back? Where did you go to fool around without saying a word? I told you not to 'go to the ground' with those people. Wouldn't it be good to just stay at home and study antiques?"

Zhenbei laughed, "You are still talking about me, second brother, aren't you doing this job? You are talking about researching antiques. Isn't there a big brother? I don't have his talent, so my efforts are not in vain."

"What nonsense, you are also very talented." Zhenmu's smile faded a little, he walked over and put his arms around his younger brother's shoulders, "I will accompany my elder brother down in a few days, let's have a meal, and later There might be no time."

Zhenbei squinted his eyes and poked his second brother's chest, "What are you talking about! It seems like you're gone forever! But you treat dinner!"

Zhen Mu laughed, and helplessly raised his scarred hand to rub his little brother's hair.

"Stinky boy, when did brother let you take out your pocket? Huh?"

"Hey! Second brother is the best!"

Zhenmu accompanied him to send the salute, and the two chatted and laughed as they left the old and silent Zhen's house.

in the reception room.

A tall, thin man with an expressionless face like a mask was sitting on a wooden chair, and next to him was a gentleman in his 30s, with a very young and quiet face, and even a glance that made people feel very soft.

"Are you sure?" Zhenhao asked the man as the two studied the map and text on the brocade silk.

The man nodded: "Don't worry, you still can't tell whether this map is real or not? Those people collect fakes, and only this one is genuine and my master left it to me."

"Your two younger brothers also went in and brought back the fish beads alive. If your younger brother didn't lie and the two tomb owners are as rational as alive, then the legend is true. There are countless treasures inside. According to me There is absolutely no problem with those candidates and your second brother, the main thing is that the organs in the tomb and the monsters guarding the tomb are more difficult. But with this map, we can completely avoid those dangers."

"You have personally experienced the power of fish beads."

"And those treasures that you haven't seen, or even those that only appeared in fragments, are ten thousand times more precious than fish beads, and they are still waiting for you in the tomb... Don't you want to take a look?" The expressionless man stiffened Gougou corners of the mouth.

Wen Yan Zhenhao clenched her fingers, narrowed her eyes and said, "Get ready, we'll set off as soon as possible!"

The man nodded in satisfaction, "By the way, bring your two younger brothers with you, but they won't betray you in the end..." There is no father and son in front of the baby, so what are brothers!

Zhenhao snorted, "Don't worry, they are my dogs, they are very good."

The man put away the silk and gave him a faint look.

"That's good……"

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