[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

Ling Jiuye and Zhang Yunlei had a great time smashing Christmas.

"The Three Festival Flower Worship Lane is Christmas, I'll let you go around and let me tell you, which three festivals are in the Three Festival Flower Worship Lane..." Zhang Yunlei began to snap his fingers, "May Festival, August Festival, and Spring Festival."

"Hey, how can I not know this, tell you, just now, just to tease you," Ling Jiuye curled his lips at him, looked at the audience, and put his hands on the table, "This is a thing of the old society Well, long ago, people were poor at that time. During the May Festival, August Festival, and Spring Festival, everyone came out to celebrate, so there was an old man who brought his wife out to beg for food while walking around the streets. While playing the board, say some auspicious words, and ask for a lot of money, this is called the Three Festival Flower Worship Lane."

"Oh, okay, you really know," Zhang Yunlei looked surprised, rolled up his sleeves, and picked up the board on the table, "Do you know what it's called?"

"Anyway, it's not a piano," Ling Jiuye put his hand in his hands, looked at him and shook his head.

"Nonsense, is this a piano? Blind your eyes!" Zhang Yunlei rolled his eyes, looked at him and said, "Can you play? Do you know how to play?"

"Hey, don't tell me, I really know, you don't know how I got into the Deyun Club, rely on this," Ling Jiuye picked up his pair of boards, and started to fight leisurely, "Look at it! No, I can still hit flowers, I can also shave my head, hey, shave my head, shave you, shave you..."

"Go away!" Zhang Yunlei saw that he was gesturing towards him with an allegro and kept saying that he would shave his head and push him, and said angrily, "Shave off!"

"Hey, brother Deyun Society hit junior brother with a stone hammer!" Ling Jiuye threw the board, turned around, walked to the other side of the table and squatted on the ground, holding his chin, playing tricks.

It doesn't matter if he cheated, the audience below will go crazy, especially his female fans, who will be so cute by him, and start shouting loudly, "Coax him! Coax him!!"

Zhang Yunlei didn't expect him to come up with this trick, so he couldn't hold back his laughter. He took the opportunity to learn from himself, and now he can play tricks, admit defeat, and walk over to pull him, but he didn't move, and took the opportunity to pull him I had no choice but to bend down and whisper, "Hurry up, we don't have enough time."

Ling Jiuye looked up at him, saw him smiling, got up cooperatively, picked up the board, "Did you record it just now, Shi Hammer, this is evidence, I will file a complaint tomorrow."

"What's the matter, you're still going to file a lawsuit." Zhang Yunlei felt a little anxious about him not being able to work, so he bumped him with his shoulder, "If you don't know it, just say no, senior brother can teach you."

"Don't come here, let me tell you, I'm better than you at Blossom Alley in the third quarter." Ling Jiuye had had enough trouble, and weighed the time, and began to cooperate with him, "Just hit, whatever, four or six It's still twenty-eight, you said I will appoint a meeting."

"What four, six, two, eight, you should divide the spoils!" Zhang Yunlei said things according to the words, "Three, three, seven, will you?!"

"Oh three to seven, fine, just follow your hairstyle!" Ling Jiuye deliberately made fun of his hair, and hung up his hair now.

"Go! Here we go," Zhang Yunlei hit the board first, and Ling Jiuye cooperated with him. The two played at different paces, in a mess. They immediately made a decision, "Stop, stop, stop, what is this? It's a mess."

"Three to seven points, didn't this come according to your request?" Ling Jiuye also stopped, with an innocent face.

"Sanqi is just this, can you know, Sansanqi, Dadi Dada, Dadi Dada, Dadi Dadada, I am your father," Zhang Yunlei began to copy cheaply.

"Go!" Ling Jiuye pushed him, "This is still ethical, shameless, it's cheap to copy here!"

"If you're capable, you've got it all done, you've got it all done, you're my grandson," Zhang Yunlei pointed at him with a board in his hand and pursed his lips, speaking utterly.

"Hey, yes, go!!! I'm your grandson? Good guy, this is getting more and more cheap, and I've given myself two generations of hard work now," Ling Jiuye was also convinced, looking at him and saying, "Let's just play the game like this? Don't you have a role?"

"Oh, and the role is also scored," Zhang Yunlei suddenly realized, and slapped the table, "Okay, I am the elder, and the role belongs to you!"

"Yes, you are an audience, right? Have you bought a ticket yet?" Ling Jiuye looked at him with arms crossed, "An old man and an old lady, you don't take any of them, you just take a piece of hair, right?"

"All right, all right, I'll be your father," Zhang Yunlei waved his hand and decided impatiently.

As soon as Ling Jiuye fell off the board, he strode up and stretched out his hand to pluck his hair, but his hand touched the strands of his hair, so he couldn't do it.

Zhang Yunlei was taken aback, this was not what was negotiated, and he was going to make him anxious, so he quickly backed away, escaped, and got a haircut, "What are you doing!"

"Tell you, the backstage Jiuzike, you have to figure it out!" Ling Jiuye pointed at him aggressively, "Come here!!"

When he roared, Zhang Yunlei shrank his neck, pursed his mouth, looked like a good baby, and walked past obediently, picked up the board, glanced at him cautiously, then rolled his big eyes, and snorted.

This contrived look, no matter how cute it looks in the eyes of fans, is going crazy, very excited.

"Divide the roles!" Ling Jiuye said, pointing at him, which was rare on stage.

"Okay, okay, let's divide the roles, I'm an old man, I have a masculine spirit," Zhang Yunlei said, with his hands turned over a flower on his hips, twisting and chirping, he doesn't look like an old man, so he lowered his head and booed .

"Alas--!"

"They question you," Ling Jiuye pointed to the audience.

"Go! Don't make booing! Go!" Zhang Yunlei waved his hand, the more he waved his head, the more he booed, and he blocked his ears, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

He looked like a child, Ling Jiuye couldn't help laughing, pulled his arm, pointed at the table, "Okay, you come to the old man, I will come to the old lady, you go in, I will come out."

"Why, I won't go in." Zhang Yunlei shook his head like a rattle.

"If you don't go in, I can't get out," Ling Jiuye began to play tricks.

"I won't go in," Zhang Yunlei didn't understand his way at all, and deliberately refused to cooperate.

"Then I'll go in," Ling Jiuye looked at him with a suppressed smile.

"..." Zhang Yunlei suddenly realized something was wrong at this moment. Seeing him holding back a smile, he thought about it again, and immediately turned his face. When he pulled him, his cheeks flushed, and he followed suit, with embarrassing ears They were all red, and they kept waving their hands to make the audience stop booing, but unfortunately it didn't work.

This high-energy, full of tiger-wolf words, the fans who knocked on the CP were going crazy, and laughed for a long time before they stopped.

"Are you going to come in or not?" Ling Jiuye didn't tease him enough, and he said it on purpose, but was pushed by him before he stopped.

"Men left and women right, I'll go inside the table, you get out!" Zhang Yunlei pushed him hard angrily, and stood inside the table, "Play the board!"

This time Ling Jiuye didn't torment him any more, they played together, and the two hit each other in unison without making a sound. After a long while, Ling Jiuye glanced at him and pouted at the audience, "Shhh !"

Zhang Yunlei was taken aback, looking at him like that, couldn't help but want to laugh, held back, looked at the direction of his mouth, shyly twisted his body, lowered his head slightly, and shook his head coyly.

Ban'er continued, Ling Jiuye saw that he didn't respond, that he was lost, coughed, and pouted at him again, motioning him to speak.

However, Zhang Yunlei looked ignorant, took a look, retracted, twisted his body, as if he was too embarrassed, and shook his head with a puckered mouth and a smile, like a little daughter-in-law.

No way, Ling Jiuye coughed again, pouted, Zhang Yunlei put down the allegro and walked in the direction of his pouted, "Come here, kiss!!"

Ling Jiuye stopped him and blocked him, "What are you kissing!"

"Didn't you ask me to kiss her? Where are you coming from? How dare you hook up with my old lady? I can't kiss you to death!" Zhang Yunlei was suddenly excited, pulling him to look around and pointing down the stage.

"I'm asking you to kiss her, I'm asking you to talk! You have to call me!" Ling Jiuye said the words cooperatively, knowing that he is holding back every day and wants to be his old man, so it's okay to talk about three festivals today Are you excited, finally have the opportunity to realize it on stage, "Don't we have to talk!"

"Oh, this is the beginning. What do you mean, you want me to call you?" Zhang Yunlei suddenly realized, "You said it earlier, I thought you asked me to kiss someone, tell you, that's okay You have to pay extra."

"Hey, that's right, the problem of being a money fan can't be changed," Ling Jiuye said incidentally, and the two of them started playing again, "Hey!"

"Hey, my little grandson~" Zhang Yunlei said happily.

Ling Jiuye was going to arrest him as soon as he put down the board. How could he have thought that he had already taken precautions, and fled in a hurry, moving like a Chinese ghost, "Is it plausible! Is there anyone called grandson?"

"Ah? Isn't your surname Sun?" Zhang Yunlei looked surprised, "I call you Xiao Sun~!"

"Who is surnamed Sun? I even changed the surname. Come and take a closer look. It says, Ling Jiuye's cross talk show, look carefully." Ling Jiuye pulled him to look at the big screen behind him, Pointing to his name, "Did you see it?"

"Oh, this isn't my show?" Zhang Yunlei slapped his forehead in a bewildered look, "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I just fell asleep."

"You can still play the board when you are asleep, did you see that you are really a big brother?" Ling Jiuye pushed him to let him play the board honestly, "Come again, I can't finish this, Sun Jiufang later If you can die in a hurry, let me tell you."

Zhang Yunlei couldn't help baring his teeth at him when he heard about his time, and the two of them started playing again, ready to speak formally.

"Hey~my old lady~!" Zhang Yunlei began to speak while clapping his hands on the board.

"Hey! My old man!" As soon as Ling Jiuye answered the words, it was time to say the next thing.

Ban'er continued, Zhang Yunlei didn't say a word, while playing the board, he squirmed, and as the board started to twist his waist, he gave him a winking look, moved over, and said delicately, "Hey~ ! My old lady~~!"

"...Hey, my old man," Ling Jiuye couldn't help but want to laugh seeing him like this. Like these big girls and little daughter-in-laws, besides him in the club is Brother Meng, and they really are exactly the same.

Naturally, Zhang Yunlei didn't have enough waves, so he continued to squirm, swayed a little bit, leaned over, looked shy, and turned around, "Hey~~! My old man~~~"

"Hey, my old rabbit," Ling Jiuye looked at him angrily.

"...What are you talking about! Who is the old rabbit! You insulted me!" Zhang Yunlei put down his board, and pointed at him with a persevering look, but he was wronged.

"Yes, if you do this again, I really want to insult you," Ling Jiuye hugged his arms and began to shake his legs. As soon as he said this, there was another burst of booing, which made Zhang Yunlei blush immediately.

"Go away!" Zhang Yunlei knew that he was fine, so he deliberately teased himself with these dirty words, not thinking about good things, and rolled his eyes at him, "How did you learn it? Did you study acting in college? , huh? This old lady looks like this, you have to be a character, the old lady is so hot! Come here, come here!"

He pulled Ling Jiuye, changed the positions of the two, and stood outside, "You come to the old man, I will come to the wife, good guy, I will marry such an old woman, I will ask for money! It's not flattering at all. !"

"Okay, okay, you come to my wife," Ling Jiuye stood back on the table and played the board with him, "Hey, my old lady!"

He shouted, Zhang Yunlei was playing the board outside, while looking back at him, with a shy look, he twisted up with the rhythm, stomped his feet, and drew a long tone, "Hey~~! My old man~~ ~"

The voice was all over the top, Ling Jiuye swallowed his saliva, and said nonchalantly, "Tell the old lady to come with me, let's meet friends on the same street, thousands of thousands, thousands of thousands, you must not embarrass me."

"Hey~~my old man~~~" Zhang Yunlei continued to fly up in waves, almost turning into butterflies and flying all over the field. He went out and wandered around, then came back to Ling Jiuye, and winked at him , ignore him.

"Tell the old woman to come with me, let's meet friends on the same street, thousands of thousands of thousands of thousands, don't make me ugly," he didn't cooperate, Ling Jiuye could only continue to repeat, admiring his way of letting himself go Posture, all right, anyway, the legs and feet are fine, when will this matter not be a waste?

"Hey~~my old man~~~!"

As soon as Zhang Yunlei opened his mouth this time, Ling Jiuye followed his example, and the two wrestled together, "Why are you short of work!"

"Who needs a job, who needs a job, why are you so annoying!" Zhang Yunlei put down the allegro, subconsciously picked up the handkerchief, and threw it at him, "Who are you talking about!"

"Okay, the handkerchiefs are picked up, isn't this a job?" Ling Jiuye almost laughed at his subconscious movements, and said, "It's not what we said, do you remember, hey, Don't go to sleep, let's say that Flower Worship Lane in three festivals is not Dou Gong's training of daughters, no

Do you need this? "

Zhang Yunlei also realized that he had picked up the wrong thing, resisted the urge to laugh, and put down the handkerchief again, "Go, go, do you teach me?"

"Then you talk down the words! You don't know how you!" Ling Jiuye was about to be laughed to death by him, and looked at him with his hips akimbo.

For the next words, let's see what else he can do to mess around.

The author has something to say: Haha, I'm really looking forward to the real three-day flower worship lane of the second master~

She must be a charming and enchanting old lady~

Hee hee tonight to see a newcomer~~

Nai Dong Nai Dong~~

I want to see the dairy owner forced to open 23333