[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

Although Ling Jiuye's special show is still a few months away, Zhang Yunlei still thought about it in advance, and went to find someone to make him a new bamboo green coat, with bamboo patterns embroidered with silver thread on it, knowing that he didn't like it. All the fancy things are embroidered on the body, and I have been instructed to only embroider on the sleeves and hem, which looks low-key.

Deyun Society has no requirements for gowns, but everyone will still put their elders first in formal occasions. Embroidered gowns are beautiful, but when they are sealed and unpacked, it is customary not to wear them indiscriminately, just to respect the teacher and not to steal limelight.

In the past few years, Zhang Yunlei has also started to make some embroidered gowns, also for the sake of looking good. He has done all kinds of gowns in various colors, and the ones with dark patterns are almost done, so he can only look for patterns in the embroidery, but Ling Jiuye It's still monochromatic, so I just make some fancy ones for him, so he's not picky.

When the finished product was brought back, Zhang Yunlei looked at it carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, so he waited for Ling Jiuye to come back and give it to him.

In the evening, when Ling Jiuye came back from get off work, he saw him smiling at home, and couldn't help but feel a little strange, "What's the matter, why are you so happy today?"

"Come and see," Zhang Yunlei hurriedly waved at him, and opened the box when he saw him coming, "For you."

"Why, it's not a year or a festival, why do you think of giving me a coat?" Ling Jiuye raised his eyebrows, a little strange, he also has the color of the coat, and couldn't help but said, "I have this color, why do I do it?" a repeat?"

"You think I'm stupid. I don't know what color coat you have. Can it be exactly the same? Isn't that a waste of money!" Zhang Yunlei gave him a white look, thinking that his mouth was broken, and pushed him, "Hurry up and take a look." .”

"Oh," Ling Jiuye finally came to his senses, took out the coat and shook it, saw the pattern on the sleeves and hem, and then understood, "You've been making trouble with this place for a long time, it's so unique, you have two sets ?”

"There are two sets, but neither Brother Kun's nor Xiangzi's, just ours." Zhang Yunlei raised his head, thinking that he underestimated himself. Doesn't this mean that he is afraid that he will do it for him alone? He has to think about it The partners of each family said, "I don't care, this dress is what I want to wear with you in the Flower Worship Lane in the third festival, they like it, do it yourself, I won't serve you!"

"Look at how stingy you are, you don't have much money," Ling Jiuye finally understood, folded the gown, and leaned over to kiss him, "I know what you mean, how dare Brother Xiang and Brother Kun do this? Now you can be regarded as taking the opportunity to show your affection, and you are not afraid of fans' speculation?"

"Think about it, think about it, I don't care anymore," Zhang Yunlei put his arms around his waist, rubbing his face, not wanting to let go, "It's a big deal to get rid of fans, those who can get rid of fans are not my true fans, don't care about them."

"Okay, whatever you say is what you say, I'll listen to you," Ling Jiuye rubbed his face and kissed him again, "What's for dinner?"

Zhang Yunlei looked up at him, smiling happily, "I want to eat steak."

"Succeed, a steak for a coat, I'll give you as much as you eat, let's go, come back after dinner and measure the work," Ling Jiuye smiled, pampering him so much that he wants to do more now. What to give, how can I be willing to wrong him.

Busy, it's almost Christmas, and Ling Jiuye's special show is about to start. To put it bluntly, this Christmas special is his New Year's Eve special. It's a job, and I'll bring it back to the scene. It just happened to be twelve o'clock.

The next day is Saturday, everyone rests, which can be regarded as a lively scene.

He can't hold the New Year's Eve, because at the end of the month, he will be an assistant to Zhang Yunlei's personal performance. Hey, ticket prices are soaring, several fans are vying for a special show, driving Ling Jiuye's fans crazy, the first special show is Christmas, what a day, Weibo is full of people begging for tickets, wailing everywhere.

He can't control the tickets, so he can only live up to his expectations in the work. The opening scene is Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong. Ling Jiuye told Liang Hekun about the second and last game. Yang Jiulang cooperates with the sheep to climb the tree. In short, no matter how the waves come, how to do what they want to do, a group of nine characters get together, but there is no grass and hair all over the place.

Zhang Jiunan and Gao Jiucheng assisted him in the third show, so Zhang Yunlei took him to change his coat. As soon as he came out, he saw Yang Jiulang and Liang Hekun looking at them. Liang Hekun was okay, smiling, but Yang Jiulang was not happy. Smack your lips, "Tsk tsk, good guy, what have you been up to these days? After a long time of trouble, you made this coat for Chen'er, right? Okay, Zhang Yunlei, this is the rhythm you want to leave me ah?"

"Go away, why are you leaving, there is no way to tell you, our lifelong partner, don't think about going back on your word, have you forgotten what you said to me?" Zhang Yunlei pointed at him, and quickly walked over to beat him twice. Next, he took a look at Liang Hekun, feeling a little sorry, "Brother Kun, I'm sorry for you this time."

"What's the matter, I think it's fine for you two to make a coat. Don't say it, it looks good. I'll make a suit later. Don't worry, I won't embroider the same pattern as yours, so as not to bother you." You two wear couple clothes," Liang Hekun joked with a weak smile, saying that he didn't care, but his words were thorny, and suggested to Yang Jiulang, "Why don't we both embroider the same, and embroider a piece of grassland, what do you think?"

"I see it!" Yang Jiulang gave him a thumbs up.

"Brother Kun, why don't you take me with you!" Zhang Yunlei didn't expect him to be here waiting for him, stomped his feet, turned to Ling Jiuye aggrieved, pointed at the two of them and pouted, "Look, they are bullying I……"

"Oh, drink! Vomit—" Yang Jiulang shuddered, and quickly took Liang Hekun's arm, "It's so disgusting, if you do this again, I'll really screw you up!"

"Hey, you've grown up, come on, squeeze it, I think you dare, you wait a little bit, later you say that the sheep climbed the tree, and see how I kill you!" Zhang Yunlei pointed at him and began to swear, There was a smile between his brows and eyes, and he changed from his previous cold and serious look in the background, and started to fight with him.

This is really happy, Sun Jiufang and Guo Xiaohan are sick to look at, but that is the senior brother, who dare to say, pretending not to see, the two huddled together to converse, Wang Jiulong is a nephew, let alone dare That's nonsense, my uncle complained later, he was not allowed to kneel with Rose Garden for a long time, and the one who dared to run against him was the second-best Meng Hetang, and he walked over with his hands in his hands, "I can smell sour from far away, tsk tsk, look Make us braids happy, don’t you just drive back to the special show, it’s like no one has ever opened..."

"It's up to you, if you have the ability, you can also get a man to hold a special show, cut~!" Zhang Yunlei is just proud, his man can act and talk cross talk, no one can compare to him!

"Yes, I won't recruit you, I dare not want a man, my wife will kill me," Meng Hetang shrank his neck, conceded, and put Zhou Jiuliang's shoulders, "Hey, I will drive with my man The performance is no better than yours."

"Go!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him, and said with a dull head, "I don't like this, and I don't want to find someone like you, I'm afraid I will die early."

"What do you mean by that?" Meng Hetang didn't realize it all at once.

"I'll let you be a widow," Zhou Jiuliang also happily quarreled with them, shaking his head and making up the knife.

Meng Hetang was choked upright, rolled his eyes, everyone laughed together, it was as lively as it wanted, and it didn't feel cold at all.

Seeing that Zhang Jiunan's show was coming to an end, Ling Jiuye and Zhang Yunlei were waiting by the side of the stage, waiting to come on stage, seeing him holding his hand, Ling Jiuye reached out and pulled his hand out, felt it, it was a little cold, "cold Is it?"

"No, it's not that cold. I put a warm baby on." Zhang Yunlei put a warm baby on his clothes as he said. He cooperated because he was afraid that his hands would be cold and he would not be able to hit the board. He held his back and shook it back and forth with a smile , like a child, "Chen'er, I am very happy today."

"That's right, there are so many spectators here, and the tickets are all sold out. Aren't you happy to earn so much money?" Ling Jiuye deliberately misinterpreted his meaning, teased him, and raised his hand to give him a few sticks He stroked his hair when he got up, "Okay, I know you're happy, turn around and the performance is over, let's go out to have fun and have a festival together."

"Well," Zhang Yunlei didn't care about him being stingy, and looked at him flatteredly, his eyes were narrowed into a smile, and he was ready to go on stage with him when the host announced the curtain call.

"The next program is the Three Festival Blossom Alley, the performers are Zhang Yunlei and Ling Jiuye!"

After this announcement, the audience below started shouting like crazy. Zhang Yunlei and Ling Jiuye stepped onto the stage one after the other, standing in front of the microphone, and they could only speak when they had shouted enough.

Fortunately, they are no longer allowed to give gifts directly, and the audience can only sit and shout hoarsely to vent their excitement and happiness, otherwise they will have to delay ten minutes of delivery. Zhang Yunlei shook his hand, motioning everyone to shut up, see It didn't work much, the hand made a 'retract' movement, and cooperated with the microphone, "Receive!"

The following burst into laughter, and the audience gradually fell silent.

"Hey, thank you all for your enthusiasm. Is it worth it to sit here and watch us talk about cross talk today?" Zhang Yunlei adjusted the conversation

Canister, after a little interaction with the lower head, the audience shouted loudly——

"value!!"

"That's it," Zhang Yunlei said happily, turning his head to look at Ling Jiuye, "Let me introduce, today, my junior brother, Ling Jiuye's cross talk session, I am older than him, so he cheers me up."

"Where is the big one?" Ling Jiuye's opening was a high-energy warning.

"...too old!" Zhang Yunlei blushed, he didn't expect him to trip him up at the beginning, and pushed him, "What are you talking about!"

"What did I say, what are you thinking about?" Ling Jiuye didn't fight back, took a step back, and looked at him with a suppressed smile.

"Hey!" The audience immediately started booing.

"Okay, okay, let me introduce myself first, even if you all know each other!" Zhang Yunlei listened to their names being called there, and stared, "I am a cross talk actor from Deyun Club, Zhang Yunlei, next to me This one is my junior brother, Ling Jiuye."

"Yes, I'm going to have a special one today, just for fun," Ling Jiuye said with a nod.

"Hey, do you know what holiday is today?" Zhang Yunlei turned to look at him.

"Today, Christmas, it's time for the hen to lay eggs, and we can eat scrambled eggs at twelve o'clock later," Ling Jiuye started talking nonsense seriously.

"What the fuck, it's not that you're sick, is it?" Zhang Yunlei pushed him, but Ling Jiuye didn't pay attention to himself at all, and he was still looking at the front and talking nonsense, and he learned how to deal with Yang Jiulang perfectly. Go pinch his face, "Turn around and look at me, where are you looking?"

"Look at what you are doing, you are occupying my place, I don't want to see you," Ling Jiuye kept paddling with him, not cooperating.

"It's not because you're hungry, you want more than scrambled eggs?" Zhang Yunlei saw that he was deliberately teasing himself, and went to drag him desperately, "What kind of eggs are you laying? You celebrate the egg-laying festival, you uneducated thing."

"Oh, I'm uneducated. It's heartless for you to say that!" Ling Jiuye immediately turned his head, pointed at him and looked at the audience, "Who is uneducated?"

The audience shouted all kinds of things. The two of them couldn't hear it clearly on stage, so they could probably guess it. Ling Jiuye stopped making noise, looked at him and said, "Isn't it just Christmas? It's just passed down from the West. It's similar to New Year's Eve." It’s like, isn’t that the only Chinese New Year in foreign countries?”

"Yo, you know," Zhang Yunlei folded his arms in surprise, "Sure, then I'll test you again, do you know what is called the Three Festival Flower Worship Lane?"

"Flower Worship Alley in Three Festivals! Why don't I know? In three festivals, everyone took flowers to worship together, right? We can spit out some flowers if it's okay. It's also called Flower Spitting Festival among the people," Ling Jiuye said. I remembered the flower vomiting disease he mentioned during that time, so I used it here directly.

"What the hell, flower spit festival?!" Zhang Yunlei didn't expect that he still remembered this, and laughed directly, "What else do you want to spit out, it's so cold, spit snowflakes?"

"I can still spit out lotus flowers, do you believe me?" Ling Jiuye looked at him and pointed to the backstage, "A bottle of water!"

"Go, go, go," Zhang Yunlei just made a hairstyle, he dared to spray himself, and he dared to splash on the stage, pointing at him, "If you can make a flower spit out in the three-day flower worship alley, you will learn for nothing , you are here to bully the master and destroy the ancestors, do you know that?"

"Do you really think I'm uneducated? Tell you I'm just teasing you. Which three festivals are in Flower Worship Lane? Listen carefully," Ling Jiuye stretched out his hand and counted for him, "Christmas, Halloween, Easter."

"Good guy, go and go to one side, kneel there and repent, you won't be able to get up easily when you go home, you know?" Zhang Yunlei convinced him, he really knows how to find it, "Is that Christmas? ? It's Valentine's Day."

"Go!" Ling Jiuye waved his hand and rolled his eyes, "It's not much better than me!"

This scene made such a fuss that the audience below laughed until their stomachs ached. The two of them haven't had enough of it yet.

The author has something to say: == In order to write a special show, I even made a program list?

I'm probably too lazy hahaha

If this is real, it's a small steel wire festival

The first stage, Zhang Jiuling, Wang Jiulong

Second scene, Ling Jiuye, Liang Hekun

Three games, Zhang Jiunan, Gao Jiucheng

Four games, Zhang Yunlei, Ling Jiuye (three quarters Blossom Alley)

Five Fields, Sun Jiufang, Guo Xiaohan

Six Scenes, Ling Jiuye, Liang Hekun (Learning to Dance)

Seven Scenes, Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang (Yellow Crane Tower)

End Field, Ling Jiuye, Yang Jiulang (Sheep on the Tree)

This is the fairy lineup, full of high energy

Little Tomato: Hehe, I’m just a tool man

Jiu Mengmeng: Am I not?

Xiao Funi: What's wrong with you, this is~~~!

Little Jiuye: Lemons, they are all lemon essence!

Others: Master... let's go back! ! !

←_← Tomorrow I will see newcomers ~ I will not add more hahaha

Transfer to Shanghai the day after tomorrow, and start a trip of shopping and eating~~!

感谢在2019-11-1918:39:33~2019-11-2014:37:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Tianshan Autumn Water has 5 bottles in one color;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!