[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

Ling Jiuye let Zhang Yunlei toss around, reckoning that time would be enough, but let's see what kind of wave-fighting posture he can put on.

"Don't just agree, you have to continue talking!" The old man and the old woman yelled several times, as if the disc was stuck, endlessly.

"Oh, I still have words!" Zhang Yunlei seemed to have just realized, pointing at himself and widening his eyes, "What words do I have?"

"You don't know any words? That's what you know!" Ling Jiuye spread his hands out in a gesture of helplessness, so he could only tell him, "Don't worry, old man, slave..."

"My family is not like this! I remembered!" Zhang Yunlei slapped the table and took the board again, "Come on, continue!"

No way, Ling Jiuye could only hold the board, and muttered, "I don't know who can't do it, come again," the two of them played the board together in cooperation, "Tell the old lady to come with me, let's go together Calling friends on the street, thousands of thousands, thousands of thousands, don't make me look ugly!"

"Don't worry, old man, I'm not that kind of person, I'm not that! Kind! People!" Zhang Yunlei began to coddle again, imitating the enchanting appearance of the young daughter-in-law, her figure, let alone ordinary women, It's even worse than the average one.

"Tell the old woman not to boast, 100 yuan, you can go with him!" Ling Jiuye deliberately changed the original word, "a bottle of beer" can not reflect the characteristics of Zhang Yunlei, the money he can't mention is his As for the weakness, how convincing it is.

Zhang Yunlei knew that he would take this as a piggyback on himself, and when he heard this, his face sank, he dropped the allegro on the table with a 'bang', and looked at him with his hands behind his back, "Stop singing!"

"What's wrong?" Ling Jiuye pretended not to know.

"What words! Ah? I'll leave wherever I go! Ah?" Every time Zhang Yunlei said a word, he moved forward, and every time he said a word, he moved forward until he was in front of Ling Jiuye, and he was about to post it. , kept spitting, "Who am I! I am your wife!! Who are you! You are my husband!!"

As soon as he said this, not only the fans down there screamed, but even Ling Jiuye was taken aback. This is not a well-spoken word. ah!This is the first time I've watched my special performance, and I deliberately gave benefits on stage!

How could Ling Jiuye have the heart to talk to him? Let him play tricks there, with a smile all over his face, but anyone who is not blind can see the doting and smile in his eyes. He stared exactly at Zhang Yunlei's face, not looking at the audience at all.

Zhang Yunlei felt a bit ashamed after saying this, and it was intentionally designed. He didn't tell Ling Jiuye, just wanted to surprise him on stage. His first special performance, and such a big venue, was still Christmas, anyway , are all worthy of celebration, let's treat it as a fake official announcement, otherwise I wouldn't pick three festivals to make trouble with him in Flower Worship Lane!

"Ah? What are you talking about! There are so many people! It's Christmas! With so many people saying that I will go with them for 100 yuan!" Zhang Yunlei pointed at him like a shrew, extremely wronged, "I am Who, I’m Zhang Yunlei!! You go out to scan and listen, can I go with him for 100 yuan!! Can I go without a card!!”

"Hey, that's right, go to you!" Ling Jiuye raised his hand as a gesture to push him, and the two smiled and bowed to step off the stage.

After stepping off the stage, Ling Jiuye looked at the time. It was okay, it was only about 2 minutes too long. As long as Sun Jiufang grasped the time, it was enough to say. Taking the opportunity, he pulled Zhang Yunlei's arm and pulled him to his side. Go over and whisper to him, "What did you just call me?"

"What's it called, I don't know!" Zhang Yunlei raised his head, deliberately contradicting him. He decided that he would not be able to get over this hurdle tonight, but he didn't want him to get what he wanted, so he resolutely refused to cooperate. "That's all words on the stage, no Do the math."

"Okay, you wait a little bit, and see if it counts when you go home!" Ling Jiuye didn't plan to do anything to him at first, but his voice of "husband" challenged the little thoughts that suppressed himself. After coming out, I will rest tomorrow anyway, so what are you afraid of, it will be fine all night.

"Go away, you're so annoying!" Zhang Yunlei blushed, and lightly bumped him with his shoulder, but he didn't refuse, his eyes were full of sweetness, and he was so tired of him.

"Hey, hey, there's someone else backstage. Don't get tired of it, call it home, don't talk to disgusting people here," Yang Jiulang heard it from behind, and the 'wife and husband' called out to make out. , Goosebumps all over my body, I feel comfortable only when I have to fight with him, and deliberately run on him, "No wonder Chen'er didn't partner with me in the special show, because I think I'm redundant when co-authoring?"

"Go, go, go, there is no place where you can't get involved, I will partner with you at the end of the month, don't make trouble here," Zhang Yunlei pushed him, and the two continued to bicker, not tired at all, very excited .

He was happy, smiling so happily, Ling Jiuye also felt happy, but he was also thinking about the cold weather, afraid that he would catch a cold again, so he put his hands on the back of his neck and squeezed, "Okay, stop messing around, Go sit down for a while and put on some clothes."

"I'm not cold, I'm sweating just now." Zhang Yunlei didn't want him to worry, so he was forced to put on a few warm babies. He was sweating now, and he wanted to take off the warm babies inside. He said, "Look, I'm already sweating, I'm going to catch a cold if I keep posting this, I don't want to post it anymore."

When Ling Jiuye touched his forehead, he was indeed sweating. He was used to wearing less clothes, and he also resisted the cold. The baby was not used to it when it was cold, so he had to agree, "Okay, then put on a coat and wipe the sweat away." Take it out after it’s clean, don’t catch a cold, huh?”

"Well, let's go together," Zhang Yunlei immediately nodded obediently, followed him to the dressing room, helped him change his coat, and took out his warm baby, and let him put on a coat for himself , I feel comfortable.

After Sun Jiufang finished speaking, Ling Jiuye came on stage with Liang Hekun again, talking about learning to dance, which can be regarded as his famous work, and the second one was handed over to Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang. Tree.

As soon as they heard that the sheep climbed the tree, the fans below could look forward to it. Everyone knew that after the sheep climbed the tree, troubles would start. The brothers took turns to copy the cheap, and Yang Jiulang also accepted his fate. After all, Ling Jiuye was the eighth team before The team member is also my partner's man, and the two of them are holding back together, but in order to support the younger brother, they can bear anything, and the two of them are here to learn knowledge smoothly, and they are ready to come to ethics.

"It's no problem if you want to learn knowledge, but we have to recreate the original scene, so that you understand, I also taught, you can rest assured to make money, and I am comfortable Home wife and children are hot on the kang, we both get what we need, how nice, yes

Bar? "Ling Jiuye remembered that Zhang Yunlei called her 'husband' just now, so he said it smoothly.

"Oh yes, go back and have a second child, am I the boss?" Yang Jiulang was convinced when he heard it, and his partner's "husband" took away Chen'er's soul, and he rolled his eyes, "Cheng , then come on."

"Then I will go to the backstage, as if I am at home. You come in from the outside and call me. I will give you a lecture as soon as I come out. After three to five minutes, you have learned it. I am relieved. How about it?" Ling Jiuye asked. After he ordered, he flicked his sleeves and turned to go backstage.

"Okay, be someone's son back, and I'll get 5000 million yuan later, and it's worth it," Yang Jiulang nodded, sighed, put his hand in his hands, cleared his throat, and was about to shout, "cough cough!"

As soon as he cleared his throat, it doesn't matter, the audience below also cleared their throats, everyone was ready to copy cheaply, and Yang Jiulang was speechless, "Hey, we have the best understanding at this time," he laughed and raised his head head, and shouted loudly, "My father~!"

Ling Jiuye was holding a microphone in the backstage, and when he heard him shout, he said calmly, "Huh?"

"Come out!" Yang Jiulang looked at the side screen and continued to shout.

"Who is your name?" Ling Jiuye handed the microphone to Zhang Yunlei and walked out.

"I call you!" Seeing him come out, Yang Jiulang waited happily.

"My dad, don't you make my dad happy?" Ling Jiuye smiled and patted him.

"I'm not happy!!" Yang Jiulang jumped up, pushed him, rolled up his sleeves and pointed at him, "Why am I happy when I'm a son!"

"It's not your attitude. You think I'm willing to copy you. Isn't this for you to learn to understand? This is the need of the plot!" Ling Jiuye felt dangerous when he saw his sleeves rolled up. He got down from the table, "Look, you have to cause trouble for yourself in two or three minutes!"

"Oh... two or three minutes... not for a lifetime, no, just for a while, I made a mistake, I was wrong," Yang Jiulang seemed to calm down, and reflected a little, "OK, keep going."

"What are you continuing! Your attitude is wrong, start over!" Ling Jiuye got angry, turned around and left.

"Tell me, am I not causing trouble for myself?" Yang Jiulang spread his hands regretfully, so he could only shout again, "My father!"

Backstage Ling Jiuye took the microphone again and continued to talk to him, "Huh?"

"Come out?"

"Who is your name?"

"My name is my daddy."

"Coming~~!"

After Ling Jiuye finished speaking, she saw Sun Jiufang, who was waiting beside her, flicking her coat and going out, walked to the front of the microphone, and said with a smile, "Oh my god~!"

"...Do you look at this one who has a replacement?" Yang Jiulang was also drunk, and shouted helplessly, "My father!"

"Let me ask you, are you happy to make daddy?" Sun Jiufang was very happy to be able to take advantage of her senior brother. She was grateful to Ling Jiuye and Zhang Yunlei from the bottom of her heart. She rubbed her hands excitedly and smiled happily.

"I...I'm happy!" People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Yang Jiulang winked at him happily.

"Are you making dad happy?" Sun Jiufang repeated.

"I'm happy!" Yang Jiulang began to grit his teeth.

"Are you making dad happy?" Sun Jiufang seemed to have not noticed it, shaking her head, her newly permed hair trembling.

"I...I'll beat you to death!!" Yang Jiulang couldn't bear it any longer, and stretched out his hand to grab his hair, and Sun Jiufang staggered, so that he didn't fall to the ground, and directly pressed him on the table, "It's not enough once! ah?!"

"My son is beating my father!!!" Sun Jiufang started screaming, and managed to break free. She quickly straightened her hair, pointed at him and complained, "Why are you stalking me!"

"I can't kill you! Broken hair on this head, tell me!!" Yang Jiulang clapped his hands, pointed to the front and said, "You can't tell if I let you squat on a tree, do you believe it or not?!"

"Let me tell you, did you ask!" Sun Jiufang was also angry, pointing at him and complaining, "Did you ask!!"

"Oh, I still have to ask, don't I?" Yang Jiulang was stunned, a little regretful.

"Nonsense! Don't ask me what to say! Do it again!!" Sun Jiufang stomped her feet, turned her head and left.

"What do you call this?" Yang Jiulang rubbed his hands, sighed helplessly, and continued, "My father!"

"what?"

"Come out?"

"Who is your name?"

"My name is my daddy~!"

"Come on~!"

Ling Jiuye glanced at Zhang Jiunan, he stroked his hair, and went out happily, laughing as he walked, "Hahahahaha!!!!"

Seeing that it was him, Yang Jiulang was speechless, his face full of reluctance to speak, but there was nothing he could do, so he bit the bullet and said, "My father!"

"My son~ Are you making dad happy?" Zhang Jiunan's face was wrinkled in joy, and he yelled at him extremely.

"Happy! I'm so happy!" Yang Jiulang cooperatingly squeezed out a smile.

"My son, why are you calling me dad?" Zhang Jiunan asked proudly with his hands behind his back.

"I'm calling you, I'm asking you how this sheep got on the tree~!" Yang Jiulang pointed up.

"Listen," Zhang Jiunan nodded, opened his mouth and sang, "It's all right, I'm going to Nanxiang~!"

This is the moment Yang Jiulang was waiting for. Without further ado, he just kicked up. Zhang Jiunan was caught off guard and was kicked down. He sat on the ground and looked up at him, "What are you doing!"

"What am I doing, you still sang about you?" Yang Jiulang was not used to it, so he grabbed his hair and pulled it up, "What are you singing! You took the wrong medicine!!"

"Ah! Oops!! I beat someone!! Senior Brother beat Junior Brother!!" Zhang Jiunan screamed a few times, and only pointed at him aggrieved after he let go, "What are you doing to me! What's wrong! I'm not Nine characters! Am I handless!"

Yang Jiulang didn't speak, rolled up his sleeves, and saw Zhang Jiunan hurriedly preparing to run, "Come and tell me, what are you singing for!"

"Do you understand, do you understand! This is necessary for the plot!! I was just about to teach you knowledge, but you interrupted yourself!" Zhang Jiunant felt sorry.

"Oh, you have to teach me how to sing together?" Yang Jiulang suddenly realized.

"You don't understand, it's all passed down by word of mouth through singing. Can rote memorization work, right? When I sing, you have to cooperate with the gong and drum guy. Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang, I will Once you sing it, you have learned it, do you understand, do it again!!" Seeing that the situation is not good, Zhang Jiunan ran away quickly, otherwise his hair would be lost!

"Where do I know where to go!" Yang Jiulang watched him run away, and bowed his head weakly.

Alright, I'll settle the score with my partner later!

The author has something to say: I thought it would be difficult enough to write three sections of Baihua Lane in the article

Unexpectedly, it is more difficult for sheep to climb the tree

It is simply difficult! !

Jiu Nan: Do you have trouble with me? ?

Kuro: If you look back, you will know that I am the most difficult

Jiuliang: emmmmm...

Tangtang: Don't worry about Hangzi, whoever dares to touch you, I'll take it

Kuro: Alright~~!

Ahhhhhhhh what did I see yesterday! !Jin Dong Dou Gong training daughters!Tangliang Three Festival Flower Worship Lane! !Flower Worship Lane in the third quarter! !

I am not in vain ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Jiuliang called Xiaofan, Wang Ba shook his head!Oh My God!What a blessed place for Hangzhou people! ! !

I sealed the box! !

I deserve it! !