[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

——A scumbag who doesn't recognize anyone when she puts on her pants?

"Dazai, I think you need to go to the hospital to have your eyes checked."

Yoko paused, and his tone was quite surprised: "I'm not wearing pants, but a skirt."

"Father, I can lift up the skirt and go straight up, but do I need to take off my pants?"

Facing her explosive speech, the boy seemed to be choked by the sea breeze, and coughed several times.

"Miss... Ah Heng likes such explicit flirting in the first place? I understand, and I will try my best to keep up with you in the future."

Yoko took a deep breath and said earnestly: "Of course that's not the point. The point is, I think you need a severe beating from society."

"Want to die or don't want to live, you choose one."

"Eh? Is this Ah Heng's invitation to die in love?" On the other side of the phone, the boy's tone suddenly became light and cheerful: "Did Ah Heng finally agree to die in love with me? I'm so happy~"

"You dream-"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just remembered that you ate bento before, so you probably forgot about these three days."

Yoko drooped dead fish eyes: "Yeah yeah, I forgot, so the previous confession doesn't count—"

"Oh, it's all my fault."

Dazai interrupted Yoko in time, changed his voice, and continued in a very guilty tone: "If I knew you would agree to my confession, I shouldn't have given you the bento I kissed, hand-made, and made. Such an important stage in life, It’s a shame to forget it.”

Ah, she forgot about the bento.

"Um... Dazai, I actually—"

"Speaking of which, why did Miss resist the identity of my girlfriend? Since she was able to agree before, it means she still has a good impression of me."

"I didn't agree to—"

Dazai drew a long voice, then his voice suddenly became cold: "Or is it that the young lady is really a scumbag, she is irresponsible after flirting, and she intends to pretend that she doesn't have amnesia, and insists on denying our couple status?"

The boy sighed in a sad tone of "I'm not clean anymore":

"Been slept by you and abandoned by you, what's the point of my life? Alas, Yokohama Port is so cold in winter, the water of the Pacific Ocean, my tears~"

Yoko: "..."

I let you say everything, what else can I say?

"Although I'm about to leave this world, I still have one last sentence to tell you." On the other side of the phone, Dazai was still saying affectionately: "Ah Heng, although I don't have a house, a car, or 5000 billion, but I have a heart that loves you."

He cadenced and exaggerated: "The only two atriums I have, the left and right are filled with your name."

"Goodbye Ah Heng, never see you again."

With a "snap", the milk tea cup in Yoko's hand was directly crushed by her.

Frightened by her, a group of little sparrows flew into the sky in the tree next door.

A bunch of honeysuckles in bloom snapped their buds shut again.

"A date, right? Okay, let's go!" The girl smiled viciously, revealing her little canine teeth, "Let's go to the amusement park, but you have to find me at the gate of the school first."

Boyfriend, right?

If I don't force you to take the initiative to break up, I'm not a good girlfriend!

When he heard that he was going to Leibo Street Free School, Dazai hesitated: "How about I wait for you at the date place?"

"You don't even come to pick up your girlfriend on a date. Are you really my boyfriend? Just say that you have a heart that loves me. Tch, your love is really cheap."

Yoko raised his eyebrows and said angrily, "Or are you playing tricks on me while I don't remember?"

"not me--"

"Ah, I see! Could it be that you are afraid of my dog? But I have had a dog for several months, and you have only been my boyfriend for three days."

"Ah Heng, are you sure you want to compare your pet with me?"

Dazai looked aggrieved, and said with some difficulty: "Compared with pets, boyfriend is more important, right? After all, it can't spend your life with you, I can."

——I'm sorry, but neither can you as a human.

Yoko complained silently in his heart.

Unless this guy can get into the system after going to hell, become a management or even an assistant officer or something, otherwise there will be another hero in a few decades, who will know who?

Human beings are also subject to birth, old age, sickness and death. If you look at it this way, if she raises Dazai, it may not be much different from raising a dog?

No, dogs won't be mad at her, but Dazai can!

Yoko was thinking endlessly, and he still didn't forget to fight Dazai, it just depends on who gets sick first:

"Boyfriends are important, but pets are not? A dog will only accompany me for more than ten years, but for a dog, I am its whole life."

She thought about it for a while, and asked angrily: "It's impossible to throw away dogs, and it's impossible in this life. How about I throw you away? May I ask which trash can you choose, is harmful garbage okay?"

—Break up, please!

On the other end of the phone, Dazai was silent for a long while, and choked out a sentence: "Since it is Ah Heng's request, as a good boyfriend, he must satisfy his girlfriend's petty willfulness."

"Then come quickly, I can't wait to see you."

See you, and ye die.

Yoko hung up the phone and sneered.

Isn't it just hurting each other, come on!

·

Before going to the amusement park, Yoko took Yumeno Kusaku to see the god dog in Leibo Street.

"Wow, this is the first time I've seen such a big dog."

He raised his head and sighed, the little stars in his eyes lit up.

"Well... why do I think it's getting fat again? What has it been eating recently?"

Yoko walked around Dingchun.

"I usually feed dog food most of the time, canned food three times a week, and milk... Oh yes! I recently changed to strawberry milk."

Zimao flipped through his little ledger, which recorded Dingchun's daily food.

"A while ago, a tourist drank strawberry milk next to it. It seemed to want to drink it very much. I fed it and found that it liked strawberry milk more than milk."

Yoko squeezed his chin, hesitantly said: "Did you feed too much dog food? Let's start feeding less from tomorrow, too much fat is unhealthy."

"Okay, boss!"

Yumeno Kusaku didn't dare approach Dingchun at first, but then he became more courageous and dared to reach out and touch the dog's fur.

While touching it, Dingchun suddenly opened his mouth wide, and swallowed Yumeno Kusaku's head in one gulp.

"Stop...ah no, shut up!"

Yoko has quick eyes and quick hands, snatching Yumeno Kusaku out of the dog's mouth

"Huh, luckily he wasn't injured."

She knelt down and wiped the dog's saliva on Yumeno Hisaku's clothes with a tissue.

"Ah Heng?"

When Dazai arrived, seeing Yumeno Hisaku, he stretched out his hand and pulled Yoko directly behind him.

He stood in front of the girl, obviously smiling, but the smile didn't have the slightest warmth.

Looking at Yumeno Hisaku with no emotion in his cold eyes, he said in a deep voice, "Why are you here?"

Yumeno Hisaku seemed to be a little afraid of Dazai, he shrank his neck, lowered his head, and said with a little cry: "Oh, I'll go back right away, this is indeed not the place I should come to."

Dazai narrowed his eyes.

Is this still the little brat who keeps saying "I'll kill Mr. Dazai someday"?Who is Xiao Bailian pretending to be weak, pitiful and helpless?

Heh, Dazai Osamu is the ancestor of pretending to be a white lotus, and these tricks are left over from him.

Ancestor Bai Lian was about to say something when the girl behind him poked his back: "Don't be so fierce."

Dazai turned his head and chuckled, seemingly gentle, but he didn't intend to back down on this matter.

"Ah Heng, this is a problem within our Hong Kong gangsters, you—"

The girl suddenly grabbed his shoulder and began to shake violently back and forth.

Dazai:? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! ! ! !

"wait wait wait?!"

He is like being stuffed into a drum washing machine, following Yoko's ungentle movements to perform the magic circle of love ~

"Don't stop shaking, dizzy[email protected]@"

Yoko finally stopped after 1 minute, and said to Yumeno Hisaku with a smile: "I've finished picking him up, you're even, can you get along well now?"

Dazai: "..."

Yumeno Hisaku: "..."

"Come on, let's go to the amusement park."

Yoko took Dazai's hand quite naturally.

"Boy friend!"

·

"That, Ah Heng..."

Dazai held the balloon in one hand and the oversized crepe Yoko stuffed him in the other, looking embarrassed.

"Isn't it a good date? What's the matter with the group of brats behind?"

The two of them came to the amusement park, why are there so many light bulbs behind them?

Forget about Yumeno Kusaku, the group of kids from Leibo Street also came over, what kind of a couple date is this?

This is a school trip!

Yoko put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "Wujian was successfully admitted to Lihai University High School, let's bring them to celebrate. These children have never been to an amusement park before. It's rare that the weather is so good today, so of course we have to go out and let the wind go." .”

As she said that, her suspicious eyes fell on Dazai: "Don't you like children? What should I do, I hope my boyfriend will be more patient with children. Besides, I have brought this group of children for two years. Three days, if you have to throw one away, you will throw it away. Ex-boyfriend, which trash can do you like?"

—Break up, break up, break up, break up!

"Hey, how could that be? I also like children very much."

Dazai cleared his throat, showed a perfect mask-like smile, and lowered his voice: "But don't be fooled by that Yumeno, he is not a child, he is a devil."

Yumeno Hisaku followed not far away, holding the doll and hanging his head, and did not refute Dazai's words, looking lonely.

Compared with the children of Leibo Street Free School, he really lacks the vitality that belongs to children.

Obviously a child with stars in his eyes.

Yoko pursed the corners of his lips: "Dazai, do you know that, in my opinion, children are angels from the beginning."

They naturally believe in everything around them, absorbing all sounds like a sponge absorbs water.

They are full of curiosity about everything in the world, ignorant, ignorant and fearless.

They're not demons, it's adults who made them demons.

"Yumeno...Kusaku, right?"

Zimao walked up to the boy and rubbed his hair: "Just tell me what you want to play, the boss will pay for it."

"roller coaster!"

"Ferris wheel!"

"A haunted house, it must be a haunted house!"

Zimao: "I didn't ask you guys!!!"

Yoko pursed his lips upwards and turned his head.

"Anyway, I'm watching. If something can happen like this, I might as well wipe my neck and kill myself... Ah, the jumping machine! I want to play with that!"

Dazai's eyes were drawn to Yoko's voice.

"The jumping machine will not give you a 100% jumping experience. If Ah Heng wants to experience the original jumping experience, we can—"

"Shut up, no, break up."

"Ok."

Dazai shut his mouth wearily.

As the jumping machine gradually rises, you can have a panoramic view of the city.

Row upon row of high-rise buildings, the constant stream of crowds, the siren blares from the waves, and the morning bell of the church comes from the seaside cemetery.

The mist in the clouds rolled and moved on the top of the high tower, and spread rapidly, covering the entire city in a few seconds.

Wait, fog?

Dazai's eyes fell.

"Ah Heng."

It was quiet and no one answered him.

·

Yoko also discovered the weird fog for the first time.

"Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability?"

She moved her fingers, and a strong wind suddenly blew up on the flat ground.

"Come on, let me draw a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right~"

A gust of turbulent wind blew away the fog abruptly.

"Dazai... Hey, where's the person?"

The amusement park is still the same amusement park, full of people, laughter and screams everywhere, Yumeno Hisaku is also nearby.

Sitting next to Yoko was Mao, who was playing the jumping machine for the first time, and was nervously saying to himself: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The jumping machine descended at the speed of free fall.

In other words, everything is the same as before the fog, the only change is that Dazai is gone.

Sitting on the jumping machine, Yoko thought very calmly.

"Could it be that he was kidnapped by Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

This is a little troublesome.

Yoko turns on omniscience.Sure enough, she saw Dazai on the abandoned high tower "Kaisai" in the concession area - his hands were tied behind his back, and there was a guy in white standing in front of him.

Is this person Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?

This guy in white is typing and sending emails.

A few seconds later, the jumping machine descended to the ground, and Yoko's mobile phone beeped at the same time.

Unlocking the seat belt, she got off the jumping machine and glanced at her phone——

"I'm Tatsuhiko Shibusawa. Your boyfriend was kidnapped by me. If you want to redeem him, come to "Kosei" with 5000 billion to find me."

Yoko: "..."

Which is more important, 5000 billion or a boyfriend?

Nonsense, of course 5000 billion is more important!

So she sent an email back to the other party——

"Let's discuss, I don't want my boyfriend anymore, can we just let the 5000 billion matter go?"