[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

In the Yokohama Concession Area, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko stared at the screen of his mobile phone on Kosai, and remained silent for a long time.

"Well, I think what Ah Heng returned must be given to you by your boyfriend, please don't mention 5000 billion, right?"

Dazai was sitting on the ground, with a pony behind him holding a gun to the back of his head.

But his overall state is relaxed, and it can even be described as full of leisure.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was really speechless.

Although the words of the dog and man are not exactly the same, they are similar.

"Don't bother, she can't come." Dazai smiled, and suggested to him: "How about changing the target to get some benefits from Hong Kong gangsters, and it will be easier."

"Hey, this is your girlfriend, right?" Shibusawa Ryuhiko finished staring at the phone screen and turned to stare at Dazai: "Aren't you angry? She chose 5000 billion between 5000 billion and you."

Dazai tilted his head, thought for a moment, and said honestly: "Actually, I also think that compared with 5000 billion, 5000 billion is more important. So Ah Heng's ability to be diligent and thrifty in housekeeping and careful calculation makes me feel very dazzling."

After a pause, he added in a nasty way, "Of course, you don't have a girlfriend, so you can't imagine my happiness, and you can't understand the joy of eating soft food."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ""

The footsteps were getting closer, and a young man in a felt hat and exotic costumes walked over.

"Osamu Dazai." Tosi bent down slightly, with an incomprehensible smile on his lips, and said slowly: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Fyodor Mikha."

"Ah, I know." Dazai interrupted him, blinking his eyes: "You are the kind Russian who was bitten by dogs, chased by slugs, and blackmailed by Ayoko."

Tosi couldn't put it on, but he was in a good mood and continued to say, "Mihailo" seemingly unaffected.

"I thank you on behalf of the people of Yokohama, kind people."

"Victos"

"Hey, your hat is pretty, can you lend me to wear it?"

Dazai stared at his felt hat with interest.

Fluffy and warm looking.

"Dostoev"

"I said" Dazai dragged out dissatisfiedly, "Your name is too long."

"Sky."

"puff"

Dazai couldn't help laughing.

Tosi looked at him coldly.

Dazai looked back innocently.

I can't pretend to be this forceful anymore. Tuosi had prepared a profound and philosophical opening speech, but now he doesn't plan to use it.

When he spoke again, his purpose became very strong.

"That lady has a book on her body."

Dazai raised his eyebrows and asked softly, "So?"

Mingming was still smiling, but his lowered voice showed a little more subtle scrutiny.

"Dazai-kun, you probably don't know. That book can turn the written plot into an established fact."

Tosi smiled unfathomably.

"Since this is the case, is the world you exist in, this oxidized and decayed world, real or fake?"

On the other hand, Yoko didn't completely turn his back on him, although in her opinion, even if he didn't do anything, Dazai could get out of trouble by himself.

She called Mori Ogai.

"Your pocket knife was taken away by the enemy." The girl said lazily.

"Mr. Dazai is not holding a sword in his arms now, he is a sharp blade out of its sheath." Mr. Mori said slowly: "If you are not careful, you may cut your own sharp blade."

Yoko chuckled.

"Isn't the sharper the knife, the better? If Chief Sen is afraid of this sharp blade, why don't you give it to me? Our school still lacks teachers."

Anyway, that guy's cultural accomplishment is pretty good, after all, he has read a lot of books, more than enough to be a Chinese teacher.

"I'm a little confused, miss, you and Dazai-kun have become boyfriend and girlfriend, haven't your boyfriend been arrested, isn't your girlfriend going to rescue him?"

Sen's tone was full of mockery and pity: "Or, the sharp blade favored by Miss is actually not very important to you."

Yoko said in her heart that this person is quite well-informed in gossip, but she doesn't like his attitude of secretly poking and provoking discord.

The person who used Dazai as a knife and guarded against him is obviously you, Mori Ogai.

And she just wanted a sheath for the knife.

"Boss Sen, the so-called cold war between couples is like this. Whoever speaks first loses. If I save him, it means that I speak first. I have done too many things to coax others. What if he becomes arrogant in the future?"

Finally, she said in a particularly irritating tone, "This is a little fun between our lovers. How can you, a single dog in his 40s, understand."

"Miss Yoko."

"Um"

Mr. Sen was successfully brought into the ditch by her: "I'm not single, Alice sauce is my wife. And I'm not old enough to be confused."

"what"

"Your doubtful tone makes me feel a little rude, miss."

In short, after Mori Ogai ordered Yuchuya to take people to rescue Dazai, Yoko didn't care anymore.

As soon as Yumeno Hisaku saw Dazai missing, he started to let himself go, like a child who is at home during winter and summer vacations and whose parents have gone to work again.

The way he let himself go was by doing whatever he could to kill himself.

Deliberately stabbed at a crowded place, but was pulled back by Yoko with a smile.

"Although Yokohama has become more peaceful recently, there are still traffickers."

He deliberately found a good target and bumped into the person, but yoko suddenly blocked the way in front of him.

"Are you tired, Yumeno-kun? I can lean on my shoulders."

Deliberately pulling others to fall on the ground, and was caught by yoko before his elbow hit the ground.

"Be careful, don't be like Dazai, you can fall into a ditch when you walk on the road."

Rubbing the rusty nail with his hand, Yoko's cloak floated up in time, just covering the protruding nail.

"Hey, why is there a nail here, the staff is too careless."

As she spoke, she pressed the nail in with her bare hands.

After numerous failures, Yumeno Hisaku finally realized that this person did it on purpose.

His ability Brain Hell is a kind of mental manipulation ability, and all those who hurt him will fall into hallucinations and be controlled by him.It stands to reason that with his level of death, Yokohama should have fallen into hell long ago. Unfortunately, there is Dazai in Hong Kong and Hei, and there is Yoko sauce outside Hong Kong and Hei.

Yumeno Hisaku, who was in deep thought, was suddenly pulled by Yoko's hand.

"Did you have fun today?"

The girl smiled very kindly, but he couldn't let him break her hand.

"Do you have a curfew in Hong Kong? I need to send you back by what time?"

Although it was an extremely gentle question, Yumeno Hisaku could inexplicably hear some kind of warning.

Here, Dad, even if you are a devil, you should draw back your horns, fold your wings, and be an ordinary child honestly.

Yumeno Hisaku, shamefully discouraged.

"I had a lot of fun today. My brothers and sisters took good care of me. There is no curfew in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. I can go back at any time."

At this moment, Yoko's cell phone rang.

"Who is it again?" she murmured softly, "I never felt that there were so many things to do when I didn't use my mobile phone before. Now why are people always looking for me?"

"Principal, something happened to your dog"

At the point of the phone call, Mr. Kunikida was panting heavily, as if he had gone through a hard battle.

"I tried my best, but it still ran away"

"Run away." Yoko looked dull, "Doesn't it only have one head?"

"No, it became very big, then bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

yoko

Teacher Kunikida was too nervous, which led to the disorder of language organization ability.

At the same time, the amusement park announcement suddenly rang

"Ding dong, this is the control center of Yokohama Amusement Park. A giant alien beast suddenly rushed into the park. To ensure the safety of all tourists, please follow the park service staff to evacuate in an orderly manner."

"what"

There was a scream from the crowd.

The tourists fled one after another, and a very mighty and domineering white giant poodle rushed out of the crowd and ran towards yoko in a daze.

It was so fast, like a gust of wind, it ran up to the girl in a blink of an eye, raised its head and roared, and slapped it down with its paw.

It's over, this little girl must be dead or maimed

The onlookers thought in unison.

Immediately afterwards, their rounded eyes saw that the petite girl in the blue cloak stretched out her hand, easily blocking the sharp dog's paw.

"Huh" Yoko was stunned after blocking Dingchun's attack, "Huh huh huh"

Isn't this the mascot of her Saibo Street?

How did you become such a bear?

"Ow"

Dingchun raised his hind legs and kicked the entertainment facilities next to him.

"Fuck, is this our dog? This is obviously a weapon of mass destruction."

In order to prevent being accidentally injured, several children observed the battle here from a long distance.

"Did you feed too much dog food?"

Zimao covered her face in horror.

Yoko jumped directly onto Dingchun's back, and a Mount Tai pressed him to the top, making him lie on the ground and cannot move.Sitting on the back of a tall dog, she picked up her mobile phone and posted a post for help on the forum while everyone was watching in horror.

Excuse me, my dog ​​suddenly became very big, how can I make it back to its original shape?

There are many idlers on the forum, and someone will reply to her soon

Dogs are like men, if you haven't seen them for a while, you will find that they have grown very large.

"I think you were driving and have proof."

Yoko casually clicked the report.

Don't throw away the big dog, wrap it in egg and bread crumbs, fry it in oil pan, and the children next door will cry.

yoko ""

"Animal cruelty, report."

There was no reliable one on the Internet, and in the end Earl, a pet shop in Chinatown, came to see the news and helped her solve the problem.

The black-haired man in a luxurious robe was drawing a sign of Kikyo on the ground while explaining to Yoko, "I'm really lucky to be able to see the complete form of the Koma Inu."

"Koma dog"

"That's right, the goat's milk and the red fruit will induce the full form of the Komaru and make it go berserk. Of course, these two can be replaced by similar things."

The earl of the pet shop touched Dingchun's head, "But this lord is very smart, he didn't completely lose his mind after going mad, he instinctively felt that you could save him, that's why he ran to the amusement park to look for you."

"So it's the strawberry milk pot."

Yoko held his chin thoughtfully.

"But this lord should not be a creature of this world." The earl of the pet shop looked at Dingchun who had returned to normal, and said with some reluctance, "It stayed here for too long, it's time to go back."

Dingchun, who returned to Leibo Street, rubbed the earl's hand at the pet shop, stuck out his tongue and licked yoko, and shook his tail at the children to say goodbye, and finally jumped into the singularity like a joy.

I don't know if it's because it became bigger before and the singularity was also enlarged, but this time it didn't get stuck.

"Wow!" Many children in the charity school cried out in sadness.

Mao choked and said, "Boss, let's build a bronze statue the size of a dog here."

"Okay." Yoko rubbed his head, "Build it."

Yoko was actually relieved that Dingchun could return to his own world instead of being stuck here all the time.

But the aftermath that followed gave her some headaches.

She needs to compensate for the buildings, streets, stalls, shopping malls, amusement park facilities, and the medical expenses and mental damage caused by the injured passers-by after the Koma dog transforms.

What's more, the "Raibo Street god dog destroys the city" incident made social news. For a long time, Yokohama residents dared not get close to large dogs, and even parades began to boycott the city's breeding of large dogs.

There are those who resist, and naturally there are those who oppose the boycott.Regarding whether large dogs should be kept in cities, people with different opinions have their own reasons.

"Ahem, the largest incident in the history of Yokohama involving the largest number of people, the destruction of a large dog triggered an 88-day verbal war between dog breeders, known as the dog-head war."

Dazai couldn't straighten up laughing while reading the news.

"The dog breeders in Yokohama got involved in this huge public opinion, and it quickly aroused heated discussions across the country. I can't read any more hahahaha, Yoko, your dog's name has gone down in history hahahaha"

The new year of this year was spent in a vigorous dog-head war.

Ever since Dazai knew that Dingchun had left, he would happily stroll around Leibo Street every day, calling it a visit to his dear girlfriend.

By the way, after Dazai was captured by Shibusawa Ryuhiko and Chuya rescued him, the gangsters and Shibusawa Ryuhiko's forces fought, and finally the gangsters won.

There are personnel losses on both sides. Odasaku also adopted several children who lost their parents. Now they send the children to Leibo Street Free School every day before going to work, and pick up Yoko and the children home after get off work.Having become a baby daddy at a young age, Yoko felt that he might not be able to find a wife like this.

Dazai and Zhongya took this opportunity to make their debut together, and they were also "hot searched" on the Yokohama dark web.

Now when the underworld organizations in Yokohama mention the port mafia, they talk about the "double black" the most.

"Congratulations, promotion and salary increase."

Yoko said lazily.

"Thanks to Ah Heng." Dazai said with a smile, "So I'm already in the top spot now, is Ah Heng planning to make me an underground boyfriend?"

Yoko looked at him in disbelief, is this guy's face made of stainless steel?

She felt that she had to stop the loss in time.

"Cough, I have to confess something to you." Yoko cleared his throat, "Actually, your dish is for me"

Dazai suddenly covered her mouth.

Noticing that something was wrong with him, Yoko blinked and let out a puzzled voice: "Hmm"

"Don't tell me, miss."

The young man's deep and slow voice sounded a little weak, as if he was muttering to himself

"Stop talking, just let me immerse myself in this false world for a while longer."

"Dazai, you"

Seeing him like this, Yoko suddenly didn't know how to speak.

"Haha, I lied to you."

Dazai smiled suddenly, and his tone became frivolous in an instant: "I just want to see that Miss is worried about me."

He shrugged, seemingly helpless: "I understand what Miss wants to say. You cheated me this time, and I cheated you too. Let's even it out."

"Well, even if it's even, wait a minute" Yoko was almost tricked by Dazai.

She pointed at Dazai and complained: "You already knew I didn't have amnesia, didn't you? You obviously knew and pretended for so long, cheating me of so many wishes, I feel like I'm at a loss."

"Well, a loss is a blessing. If you still feel unhappy, I will give you half of the winnings from the bet."

"You still have the face to say this, go to hell, Dazai"

"Oh, miss, don't slap your face. I can't do it. I will grant you one wish."

Yoko's fist stopped in mid-air, thought for a while, and nodded: "It's okay, but I want to cash it out immediately."

Dazai's expression collapsed: "No, you'll still beat me up."

"That's not it." Yoko blinked slyly and said, "That's my wish, please continue to call me by my name in the future."

Dazai was taken aback.

"Aheng." Yoko held his chin, tilted his head and smiled: "You call me that, it's actually quite nice."

The author has something to say that dogs are like men, if you don't see them for a while, you will find that they become very big.

The original sentence comes from Gintama

In the next chapter, Kidachi and Ango will officially appear on the stage

To be honest, Akutagawa has too many interesting stalks, he is really a cute little guy who doesn't know it