[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

"The moonlight tonight is so beautiful."

The young man lowered his head slightly, with a slight smile in his voice.

Yoko glanced up at the sky blankly, then nodded: "Well, it's suitable for Shizuo."

Dazai's smile froze, the corners of his lips stuck on his face.

"...Thunder, Yin?"

"What's the matter?" She blinked her eyes in confusion, and asked in confusion, "Did I say something wrong?

She thought about it, and added in a very serious tone: "Or if you don't like thorns, you can also eat melons."

Moon, 猹, melon, aren't these three standard configurations?

Dazai was dumb, but the gaffe was only for a moment, and soon, a smile appeared on his face again.

He even laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha... You are really interesting, miss."

Yoko: "..."

Why did she feel that this sentence seemed to be a curse?

The boy's smile quickly disappeared again. As he walked, he straightened the windbreaker that was too long on his shoulders, as if he wanted to pretend that nothing had happened, but it was a pity that he pretended too much, and he looked a little cold and lifeless .

The slightly long messy hair covered half of the face, the long eyelashes were slightly closed, and the half-down eyes were dark and dull in the night, and there was an air of innocence all over her body.

Not only the expression, but even his tone was slightly cold: "The name of the 5000 billion master is Shibusawa Tatsuhiko."

When Dazai talked about the business, Yoko immediately looked serious, expressing that he was all ears.

"This person left Yokohama a while ago. It is said that he was looking for a certain supernatural person. News of his death came within a few days. I think the lady knows where the source of the spread is. The problem is that this person is not actually dead. He returned Arrived in Yokohama."

Yoko froze for a moment, and his focus instantly shifted.

"Not dead? Then I'm finished!!!"

Before this person died, she donated his 5000 billion. What if he came back and asked her for money?She can't come up with 5000 billion!

It's over, she won't be guaranteed at the end of the festival, and she still owes a loan shark at this age.

What should she do, run away with Oda Tsukuru?But she is this city, where can she go?

Even if she could run, what would her friends think of her?What would suitors think of her?What would the enemy think of her?What will the defeated subordinates think of her?

And the children in the charity school who admired her, what would they think of her?

——The Leibo Street Free School closed down, and the bastard principal ran away with her old father after eating, drinking, whoring and gambling owed [-] billion?

Yoko's footsteps were heavy, and he suddenly felt how difficult life in the city was, and how difficult it was to live.

"Hey wait!" The girl suddenly raised her eyes, her tone was harsh, and she made a gesture of cutting off her head: "I just kill that person, so I don't have to pay back 5000 billion?"

"It's not impossible." Dazai coughed lightly: "But Miss, have you forgotten the consequences of the last murder?"

"Forget it." Yoko lowered his head again, with a mournful face, and said, "Killing people because they can't pay back the money is too low, and it will become a stain on me for the rest of my life."

"lifetime?"

Dazai stared at her for a few seconds.

"What, what's wrong?"

"It's okay." He turned his head and continued: "What I want to focus on is this person's ability - "Dragon Yan", which can release dense fog, and the abilities of the ability user within the fog range will be separated and released. Attack the master in turn. "

As far as Yokohama has the highest density of supernatural beings, it is of course Hong Kong Black.

Yoko squeezed his chin, thoughtfully: "In other words, Shibusawa Ryuhiko's ability has nothing to do with ordinary people, but only for people with abilities, that is, a small group of people is his target?"

"In theory." Dazai heard Yoko's implication, paused for a moment, and said, "If this man plans to do something in Yokohama, Miss won't get involved, right?"

"Hey, well... if he doesn't ask me for money."

Yoko scratched his nose, a little embarrassed and guilty: "After all, he donated his 5000 billion without his consent. If it's not too much, I don't care."

"Not too much." Dazai understood, nodded and said, "Understood."

Whether or not this lady joins the battle is of great significance to the formulation of the policies of the Hong Kong gangsters. If she can get a clear word from her, the mafia can be said to have won at the starting line.

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I might ask Miss."

Dazai looked the girl up and down, pursed his lips, his gaze sank.

"What, what?"

Yoko was a little nervous seeing him like this.

"There is a special occasion where Miss may be required to pretend to be my girlfriend." Dazai raised the corners of his lips and asked softly in a seductive tone: "Is that okay?"

It's okay, I've made progress this time, and replaced "lover" with "girlfriend".

Yoko pinched the hem of his clothes and said slowly, "How long do you have to pretend?"

"Well... who knows, maybe two months, maybe a year, or maybe three to five years." Dazai shrugged, his tone seemed a little casual: "I always feel that Chief Mori is in a hurry to marry me off."

Yoko: "..."

Mori Ogai is so pitiful, you are so blacked out every day.

In fact, what Dazai said is true to a certain extent, Mori has always been afraid of him.

The girl thought for a while, then said slowly: "It's not impossible."

Dazai's eyes lit up.

"Call me Dad first."

The light in Dazai's eyes dimmed.

"Really, why is Miss so obsessed with asking me to call you Dad?" He complained half-truthfully.

"No, you're wrong." Yoko said sternly, "I am obsessed with being everyone's father. No, I am the father... Oh, except for Odasaku, who is the hero who helped the princess escape from the claws of the dragon."

She raised her eyebrows, and changed the subject, "Or you don't need to be called Dad, just give me 5000 billion and I'll be your girlfriend, you don't need to pretend."

Determined that this guy can't come up with 5000 billion wife money, Yoko made a few promises.

"...Miss, you agreed to support me?"

Yoko replied confidently: "As a father, of course I will support you. But you don't call me dad, why should I raise your son, who is taller than me... Hey, why are you angry? Wait Wait, don't go so fast!"

Dazai doesn't want to talk to her right now, nor does he want to see her face.

·

That night Yoko called Chuya to complain:

"Chuya Chuya, your prediction is too accurate, that Dazai really confessed to me!"

"What?!! That guy... is really a bastard who is used to cheating!" The other end of the phone also said angrily, and then he was a little worried: "You didn't agree to him, did you?"

"Of course not, I'm so witty. And you reminded me, how could I agree."

Yoko comforted the other party, then rubbed his little hands and said, "That... Chuya, if you win the bet in the end, don't forget to give me half of the money."

Zhong Ye is quite generous: "That's a must, I'll give it all to you, as long as you can beat Dazai, it doesn't matter if you have money or not."

Suddenly remembered something, he narrowed his eyes and asked again: "How did that green mackerel confess to you?"

"Well... the moonlight is beautiful or something."

"The moonlight is beautiful?" Zhong Ye thought about this sentence, and said hesitantly, "Is this a confession? Isn't this a description of the scenery?"

Yoko didn't speak for a long time, and when he spoke again, his tone was tentative: "Chuya, I plan to give you Giri chocolates on February 2 next year, will you accept it?"

"Huh? Why wait until next year? I'll eat chocolates now. By the way, what does Giri chocolate mean? Isn't chocolate just chocolate? Is it some kind of expensive brand?"

As he said that, Chuya rubbed his hair embarrassingly: "You don't need to give me such expensive ones, don't all chocolates taste the same."

"...Chuya, you are really a straight man, the kind that can't be saved."

Yoko ruthlessly crossed this guy off the chocolate list.

On White Day, March 3th, the boy who receives the chocolate will return the gift. This guy doesn’t even know why he gave the chocolate. He will definitely not return the gift on White Day.

Pass!

·

three days later.

"Thorn? Eat melon?"

Dazai sat on the railing of the pier early in the morning, muttering softly to the sea.

"It's a good thing she came up with that answer."

Three days have passed, and he is still upset.

It happened that Guangjin Liulang was next to him, so he grabbed the old man: "Mr. Guangjin, you said that when a girl is confessed, the only reaction is to regard the confession as a trick or a trap. Does this mean that the girl has no thought for the person who confessed?" ?”

That night, Dazai went back and thought about it carefully.He's not stupid, and it's easy to figure out that Zhongzai tipped off the news, otherwise Yoko wouldn't have reacted in that way.

Knowing that there is a little bit of mischief in it, pretending to be confused and making jokes, it is the lady's usual trick to fool him.

The most amazing thing is that he made the bet and dug the hole. Now, he overturned his car in the hole he dug.

"I think so." Guangjin Liulang gave a rational but frustrating answer very humbly: "Having a good impression means that you will think too much, and you will be willing to believe that there is truth in the other party's words. After all, life is a great illusion. It was 'I think he might like me'."

There is no illusion at all, which means that the other party has never thought about it at all, not even thinking about it, let alone a good impression.

"You are right."

Dazai nodded in agreement, and then gave a meaningful smile.

He called Yoko: "Good morning, have you eaten yet, do you want me to send you a bento?"

Exactly three days have passed, and it's time for Ms. Yoko to lose her memory.

·

When he received the call, Yoko was leading Yumeno Kusaku to go shopping.

"I managed to get out from there." Yumeno Hisaku proudly claimed credit, raised his little hand, and happily grabbed Yoko, "Sister, where are we going to play?"

"Is the amusement park okay?" Yoko thought for a while, then turned his head to ask for his opinion: "Have you ever been to an amusement park?"

Yumeno Hisaku shook his head, looking a little disappointed: "Never."

"What a coincidence, I haven't been there either." Yoko held the child's hand with a smile and asked him, "What do you usually do in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang?"

"Adults don't like me very much, so they never play with me; Chief Mori often throws me a book for me to read, Mr. Dazai..."

Yumeno Hisaku stopped talking.

"What happened to Dazai?"

"He licked me, and licked me several times!" Yumeno Hisaku pouted: "I don't like him."

Yoko: "..."

Dazai, why do you always pick up other people's children?

Yoko touched Yumeno Hisaku's soft hair, and comforted him: "It's okay, one day my sister will pick him up too."

Say Dazai, Dazai's call will arrive soon.

"Good morning, have you eaten, do you want me to send you a lunch box?"

Yoko was silent for a moment, then said in a deep voice, "No need."

Acting is too tiring, she's going to quit!

"Hey~ okay then." The boy's voice dropped obviously, but he immediately cheered up: "By the way, Ah Heng, where shall we go on a date today?"

"what--???"

Yoko's first reaction when he heard this was dumbfounded.

What date?

What will the date be?

date what?

"Eh?!! Ah Heng, have you forgotten? I confessed to you three days ago, and you promised to be my girlfriend."

The boy on the other side of the phone spoke as much aggrieved as possible:

"Could it be that you don't remember the three days of vows and friendship?"

"you--"

"Are you cheating on my feelings? Ah Heng, I really misjudged you! A scumbag who doesn't recognize anyone in pants!!!"

The author has something to say: Thanks to Spicy Ribs for throwing a landmine, I love you so much~