Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 27 Home 27
As soon as System 100 was released, he noticed the answer on the phone.
He was afraid that his dear host would be too busy making eye contact and could not see the pop-up window, so he read it aloud in You You's mind in the standard mandarin of an announcer.
Youyou:'? ? ?What a weird brain circuit...it's too sandy! '
System 100: 'Are you actually complaining about other people's brain circuits? ? ? '
Youyou: "Okay, get it, let's get back." '
Then 100 really retreated.
To be precise, it was once again 'sealed' by an unknown force, unable to speak or act. When Shang Fan stretched out his hand and touched the back of Youyou's hand, he couldn't even see it.
That power really came from Shang Fan.
At the last second when his vision turned black, 100 came to a conclusion.
"what."
The hand was touched suddenly.
You You looked down, he seemed to be too dazed just now, and almost dropped the fork.
Fortunately, Uncle Shang found out in time and held his hand tightly for him, so he won't lose it again, which is great.
Even though it was the most routine thing, You You felt a thud in his head, burning up.
He suddenly remembered the crispy roast chicken... No, it was the disposable glove that Uncle Shang stuffed into his palm when he got the crispy roast chicken.
Obviously, the movement of the glove is more colorful!Why can't he stand it now? !
Seeing that he did not speak for a long time, Shang Wan began to test his answer,
"Is it because of fear?"
Could it be that he is looking forward to please, while being afraid?
Fear of death, danger, failure?
With the way the child in front of him thinks, do he really think that as long as he doesn't cross that line, he's safe?
Shang Fan looked at him, and suddenly laughed, his little liar, even when he was misbehaving, had an innocence that made people laugh.
He suddenly felt that he was close to the answer, the reason why Youyou only wanted to call him uncle and insisted on only recognizing him as an elder.
It's not about liking others, it's not about hating him, it's not about gender...
"I'm afraid..." Youyou finally mumbled after disconnecting in shock. He looked a little dazed, as if he was trying to think hard and speak hard, "It seems... a little scared."
Shang Fan let go of his hand and resumed a leisurely and relaxed sitting posture. After hearing this sentence, the previous sense of oppression disappeared.
The blackening value still remained high, but he got rid of some extreme emotions, his mind sank, and his patience became very, very much.
He figured it out, so he was no longer stingy with patience, nor was he stingy with time.
What you are afraid of, just overcome it slowly.
Youyou is still cheering for herself in her heart, trying to muster all her courage.
Let the storm come harder!Youyou, after telling the truth, you are the one who admits that you have lust!Son!up!
Then he took a deep breath and finished the second half of the sentence,
"...I'm afraid you will be unhappy."
Shang Fan's breathing was stagnant, and the rhythm he finally found was disrupted again.
The meticulous thinking that was once easy to do, once again miscalculated on the same person.In my previous self, I couldn't think of a single person doing something or making a decision, except for money, profit, and self-protection, what else could it be for...
He couldn't even think of such a simple reason, but he was still in this world without any disadvantages, and he lived without miscalculation for so many years.
Shang Fan opened his mouth, but suddenly lost his voice.
Opposite him, Youyou drooped his head, like a kid who did something wrong and was waiting to be scolded, he remained silent and did not move.
It's like feeling sorry for yourself, depressed for breaking someone's heart.
Sensing Shang Fan's sudden silence, You You didn't dare to look up, his face turned redder and redder, and coaxed weakly, "Uncle, don't be angry..."
Shang Yan: "..."
"I don't dare anymore..."
Shang Fan couldn't bear it any longer, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Aren't you afraid to do anything?"
again?
Youyou looked up in confusion, with an innocent look on his face.
After his IQ was completely insufficient and his thinking was completely messed up, he finally started to guess illogically, just like when he was faced with an English question that he couldn't understand.
You You hesitated for a moment, looked at Shang Fan's expression that seemed to be in a bad mood, and tentatively changed his mouth, "Then... how dare I?"
Shang was familiar with the blackening value on the top of his head, so he almost didn't hold back, and jumped a bit, stopping at 85 without changing.
"Are you not afraid that I will be unhappy now?"
"Ah..." You You was unsure again, looking at Shang Fan's expression, he began to act according to the color,
"Afraid...not...afraid? Well, not afraid."
He looked like he was guessing the answer by looking at his expression, like a primary school student.
Shang Fan suddenly loses his temper, none of the previous mixed feelings was vented, and nothing left sank back to the bottom of his heart, slowly fermenting.
What more can he say?
Everything you say seems to be bullying the disadvantaged.
"You don't have to be afraid." He finally stopped guiding, no longer counting on Youyou's sudden flash of thought, and directly walked around the table and came to Youyou's side.
Shang Fan bent down and leaned closer, holding the back of You You's head with one hand, rubbing the soft hair, and teaching him hand in hand,
"I'm not a stranger. If you think I'm unhappy, you can try to make it up."
Youyou looked at him closely, with a look of sudden realization, "I see, then..."
In order to avoid hearing any more weird answers, Shang Fan lowered his head and pecked him on the forehead.
"I said, use actions, not words."
[Blackening value: 84]
Just like this, it seems that it is not enough.
Shang Fan lowered his head again, raised his face, and pecked the tip of his nose again, very lightly.
[Blackening value: 83]
Youyou: "...!!!"
He stared back with his eyes wide open, and suddenly became refreshed.
One click, and the blackening value will drop by one!
Is this a recipe for getting things done or a big opening bonus? ! !
In this case!
"Uncle... wait."
Seeing that Shang Fan was about to get up, You You hurriedly pulled him back, dragged his shoulders and chased after him, three mouths smacked Shang Fan's cheeks, one on the left and two on the right.
The last one was misaligned and landed on the corner of the lip.
[Blackening value: 79]
Shang Fan looked at him with a smile, his voice was a little hoarse, "Do you want more?"
When speaking, his fingertips seemed to indicate something, and gently brushed Youyou's lower lip.
"Do you want it?"
You You took a deep breath, feeling that she was not very good at math, and couldn't figure out how many more kisses would clear the blackening value.
Then he met Shang Shang's gaze again, his head was congested with blood, the world was spinning, and his ears were buzzing.
"I……"
What did I do just now? !
Ah? ? ?
Shang Fan didn't wait for his answer, and lowered his head.
"Be nice."
A few minutes later, Shang Fan finally calmed down.
The blackening value on the top of the head has also changed, directly dropped to 70, which is very generous.
Youyou was so dazed from being kissed that his clothes were all wrinkled.After being released, he looked drunk, dazed for a while, staring at the top of Shang Fan's head and laughing, covering his face and trying to hit the wall for a while.
Shang Fan saw that he looked like a drunk anyway, so he happily poured two glasses of red wine and told You You that this would relieve the boredom.
After drinking a cup, Youyou really got better, and he was in a daze without covering his face.
Others drowsy after drinking, but he drank at this time, but became much more sober and courageous.
"Delicious!"
"Drink."
"Uncle, are you not angry?"
"Well, don't be angry."
"hey-hey……"
"Uncle, will you not be angry in the future?"
"Not angry."
"Can I still kiss you later?"
"can."
"mua!"
"Uncle, am I not angry with you for having unreasonable thoughts?"
"Not angry."
"Yeah!" You You suddenly cheered, "Uncle, you are the best!"
Shang Fan looked at him, his eyes softened, he put down the cup in his hand, and emptied his arms.
Then he watched Youyou trot, rushed to sit in front of the notebook, and opened a new page.
New fan, new book, new plot, new meat.
In front of the screen, Youyou embraced the pillow with a look of fascination, "Madam updated!"
Shang Fan, who is the prototype of the book: "...?"
After You You watched the update, he was dragged back to the bedroom by Shang Fan.
Then he pressed it on the pillow and ordered him to go to sleep.
"Not sleepy! I can still be high!"
10 minute later.
Shang Wen: "Sleepy or not?"
You You covered her mouth, her eye circles were red, and she nodded vigorously.
After a while, You You, who closed his eyes and stopped making a sound, was still moving around under the blanket, looking very uneasy.
Shang Fan stretched out his hand to touch it, and it was really warm, not sick, but a little restless.
"Youyou?"
"Huh...? I'm fine! I'm sleepy!"
Youyou lay on his side and curled up into a ball, trying to cover up, his ears turned red.
Seeing that he was so nervous and looked completely unprepared, Shang Fan was relieved.
"Don't be afraid, don't move you now, if you feel uncomfortable, drink more water."
You You looked up with a resentful expression, "Uncle, did you tell me to drink more hot water just now?"
"...Well," Shang Wen patted his head, a soothing force slowly penetrated, "Now is not the time."
When is not the time?
Youyou couldn't move his head, couldn't figure it out, he just felt very uncomfortable, and moved towards Shang Fan little by little, testing his uncle's concentration with his eyes and body temperature.
Shang Yan sighed.
A moment later, in the silent and stuffy air, a "ding" notification sounded.
Youyou froze suddenly.
'system? '
The voice was so familiar, Youyou was suddenly distracted, and looked around, afraid that it was his own illusion, '451?is it you?Are you still cold? ! '
Shang Fan pointed to the head of the bed, he was stunned for a moment, looked over, and found that the screen of his mobile phone was lit up.
"I rummaged through the cabinet and found a new phone that hadn't been opened after I bought it." Shang Fan explained with a smile, "Use it first."
It turned out to be just a notification sound from the phone...
Youyou's mood fluctuated several times, and gradually calmed down. In the end, he thanked his uncle happily and went to check the new mobile phone. The body was pure white, very thin, and it was a brand that he had never seen before.
After calming down, he also remembered that he was a systematic person.Although 100 was always missing, he remembered that 100 said that when he couldn't communicate with him, 100 could see and hear everything he was doing, even if the situation was serious and he couldn't see it, he could still hear it.
Fortunately, he was not impulsive just now, otherwise he would have been seen by a system!
Youyou poked the phone, and suddenly found a white app in it, the name is...
no451.
He stared at the white icon without blinking for a long time, frowning tightly, and then gently poked it away.
The app starts slowly, and a dialog box pops up.
Youyou typed with excitement:
[451, is that you? ?How did you become like this? ! 】
Soon, the dialog box answered.
[qaqqqq! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
Youyou shrank her head into the bed, da da da continued typing:
[It really is you! ! !God 451 you are miserable! !How did you become so ugly! ! ! 】
And comes with a laughing expression package that comes with the input method.
[Woooooo? ? ?What are you laughing at? 】
[I...] Youyou covered her mouth, held back the trembling of her shoulders, relied on text communication only, and replied solemnly, 【I think of happy things. 】
He was afraid that his dear host would be too busy making eye contact and could not see the pop-up window, so he read it aloud in You You's mind in the standard mandarin of an announcer.
Youyou:'? ? ?What a weird brain circuit...it's too sandy! '
System 100: 'Are you actually complaining about other people's brain circuits? ? ? '
Youyou: "Okay, get it, let's get back." '
Then 100 really retreated.
To be precise, it was once again 'sealed' by an unknown force, unable to speak or act. When Shang Fan stretched out his hand and touched the back of Youyou's hand, he couldn't even see it.
That power really came from Shang Fan.
At the last second when his vision turned black, 100 came to a conclusion.
"what."
The hand was touched suddenly.
You You looked down, he seemed to be too dazed just now, and almost dropped the fork.
Fortunately, Uncle Shang found out in time and held his hand tightly for him, so he won't lose it again, which is great.
Even though it was the most routine thing, You You felt a thud in his head, burning up.
He suddenly remembered the crispy roast chicken... No, it was the disposable glove that Uncle Shang stuffed into his palm when he got the crispy roast chicken.
Obviously, the movement of the glove is more colorful!Why can't he stand it now? !
Seeing that he did not speak for a long time, Shang Wan began to test his answer,
"Is it because of fear?"
Could it be that he is looking forward to please, while being afraid?
Fear of death, danger, failure?
With the way the child in front of him thinks, do he really think that as long as he doesn't cross that line, he's safe?
Shang Fan looked at him, and suddenly laughed, his little liar, even when he was misbehaving, had an innocence that made people laugh.
He suddenly felt that he was close to the answer, the reason why Youyou only wanted to call him uncle and insisted on only recognizing him as an elder.
It's not about liking others, it's not about hating him, it's not about gender...
"I'm afraid..." Youyou finally mumbled after disconnecting in shock. He looked a little dazed, as if he was trying to think hard and speak hard, "It seems... a little scared."
Shang Fan let go of his hand and resumed a leisurely and relaxed sitting posture. After hearing this sentence, the previous sense of oppression disappeared.
The blackening value still remained high, but he got rid of some extreme emotions, his mind sank, and his patience became very, very much.
He figured it out, so he was no longer stingy with patience, nor was he stingy with time.
What you are afraid of, just overcome it slowly.
Youyou is still cheering for herself in her heart, trying to muster all her courage.
Let the storm come harder!Youyou, after telling the truth, you are the one who admits that you have lust!Son!up!
Then he took a deep breath and finished the second half of the sentence,
"...I'm afraid you will be unhappy."
Shang Fan's breathing was stagnant, and the rhythm he finally found was disrupted again.
The meticulous thinking that was once easy to do, once again miscalculated on the same person.In my previous self, I couldn't think of a single person doing something or making a decision, except for money, profit, and self-protection, what else could it be for...
He couldn't even think of such a simple reason, but he was still in this world without any disadvantages, and he lived without miscalculation for so many years.
Shang Fan opened his mouth, but suddenly lost his voice.
Opposite him, Youyou drooped his head, like a kid who did something wrong and was waiting to be scolded, he remained silent and did not move.
It's like feeling sorry for yourself, depressed for breaking someone's heart.
Sensing Shang Fan's sudden silence, You You didn't dare to look up, his face turned redder and redder, and coaxed weakly, "Uncle, don't be angry..."
Shang Yan: "..."
"I don't dare anymore..."
Shang Fan couldn't bear it any longer, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Aren't you afraid to do anything?"
again?
Youyou looked up in confusion, with an innocent look on his face.
After his IQ was completely insufficient and his thinking was completely messed up, he finally started to guess illogically, just like when he was faced with an English question that he couldn't understand.
You You hesitated for a moment, looked at Shang Fan's expression that seemed to be in a bad mood, and tentatively changed his mouth, "Then... how dare I?"
Shang was familiar with the blackening value on the top of his head, so he almost didn't hold back, and jumped a bit, stopping at 85 without changing.
"Are you not afraid that I will be unhappy now?"
"Ah..." You You was unsure again, looking at Shang Fan's expression, he began to act according to the color,
"Afraid...not...afraid? Well, not afraid."
He looked like he was guessing the answer by looking at his expression, like a primary school student.
Shang Fan suddenly loses his temper, none of the previous mixed feelings was vented, and nothing left sank back to the bottom of his heart, slowly fermenting.
What more can he say?
Everything you say seems to be bullying the disadvantaged.
"You don't have to be afraid." He finally stopped guiding, no longer counting on Youyou's sudden flash of thought, and directly walked around the table and came to Youyou's side.
Shang Fan bent down and leaned closer, holding the back of You You's head with one hand, rubbing the soft hair, and teaching him hand in hand,
"I'm not a stranger. If you think I'm unhappy, you can try to make it up."
Youyou looked at him closely, with a look of sudden realization, "I see, then..."
In order to avoid hearing any more weird answers, Shang Fan lowered his head and pecked him on the forehead.
"I said, use actions, not words."
[Blackening value: 84]
Just like this, it seems that it is not enough.
Shang Fan lowered his head again, raised his face, and pecked the tip of his nose again, very lightly.
[Blackening value: 83]
Youyou: "...!!!"
He stared back with his eyes wide open, and suddenly became refreshed.
One click, and the blackening value will drop by one!
Is this a recipe for getting things done or a big opening bonus? ! !
In this case!
"Uncle... wait."
Seeing that Shang Fan was about to get up, You You hurriedly pulled him back, dragged his shoulders and chased after him, three mouths smacked Shang Fan's cheeks, one on the left and two on the right.
The last one was misaligned and landed on the corner of the lip.
[Blackening value: 79]
Shang Fan looked at him with a smile, his voice was a little hoarse, "Do you want more?"
When speaking, his fingertips seemed to indicate something, and gently brushed Youyou's lower lip.
"Do you want it?"
You You took a deep breath, feeling that she was not very good at math, and couldn't figure out how many more kisses would clear the blackening value.
Then he met Shang Shang's gaze again, his head was congested with blood, the world was spinning, and his ears were buzzing.
"I……"
What did I do just now? !
Ah? ? ?
Shang Fan didn't wait for his answer, and lowered his head.
"Be nice."
A few minutes later, Shang Fan finally calmed down.
The blackening value on the top of the head has also changed, directly dropped to 70, which is very generous.
Youyou was so dazed from being kissed that his clothes were all wrinkled.After being released, he looked drunk, dazed for a while, staring at the top of Shang Fan's head and laughing, covering his face and trying to hit the wall for a while.
Shang Fan saw that he looked like a drunk anyway, so he happily poured two glasses of red wine and told You You that this would relieve the boredom.
After drinking a cup, Youyou really got better, and he was in a daze without covering his face.
Others drowsy after drinking, but he drank at this time, but became much more sober and courageous.
"Delicious!"
"Drink."
"Uncle, are you not angry?"
"Well, don't be angry."
"hey-hey……"
"Uncle, will you not be angry in the future?"
"Not angry."
"Can I still kiss you later?"
"can."
"mua!"
"Uncle, am I not angry with you for having unreasonable thoughts?"
"Not angry."
"Yeah!" You You suddenly cheered, "Uncle, you are the best!"
Shang Fan looked at him, his eyes softened, he put down the cup in his hand, and emptied his arms.
Then he watched Youyou trot, rushed to sit in front of the notebook, and opened a new page.
New fan, new book, new plot, new meat.
In front of the screen, Youyou embraced the pillow with a look of fascination, "Madam updated!"
Shang Fan, who is the prototype of the book: "...?"
After You You watched the update, he was dragged back to the bedroom by Shang Fan.
Then he pressed it on the pillow and ordered him to go to sleep.
"Not sleepy! I can still be high!"
10 minute later.
Shang Wen: "Sleepy or not?"
You You covered her mouth, her eye circles were red, and she nodded vigorously.
After a while, You You, who closed his eyes and stopped making a sound, was still moving around under the blanket, looking very uneasy.
Shang Fan stretched out his hand to touch it, and it was really warm, not sick, but a little restless.
"Youyou?"
"Huh...? I'm fine! I'm sleepy!"
Youyou lay on his side and curled up into a ball, trying to cover up, his ears turned red.
Seeing that he was so nervous and looked completely unprepared, Shang Fan was relieved.
"Don't be afraid, don't move you now, if you feel uncomfortable, drink more water."
You You looked up with a resentful expression, "Uncle, did you tell me to drink more hot water just now?"
"...Well," Shang Wen patted his head, a soothing force slowly penetrated, "Now is not the time."
When is not the time?
Youyou couldn't move his head, couldn't figure it out, he just felt very uncomfortable, and moved towards Shang Fan little by little, testing his uncle's concentration with his eyes and body temperature.
Shang Yan sighed.
A moment later, in the silent and stuffy air, a "ding" notification sounded.
Youyou froze suddenly.
'system? '
The voice was so familiar, Youyou was suddenly distracted, and looked around, afraid that it was his own illusion, '451?is it you?Are you still cold? ! '
Shang Fan pointed to the head of the bed, he was stunned for a moment, looked over, and found that the screen of his mobile phone was lit up.
"I rummaged through the cabinet and found a new phone that hadn't been opened after I bought it." Shang Fan explained with a smile, "Use it first."
It turned out to be just a notification sound from the phone...
Youyou's mood fluctuated several times, and gradually calmed down. In the end, he thanked his uncle happily and went to check the new mobile phone. The body was pure white, very thin, and it was a brand that he had never seen before.
After calming down, he also remembered that he was a systematic person.Although 100 was always missing, he remembered that 100 said that when he couldn't communicate with him, 100 could see and hear everything he was doing, even if the situation was serious and he couldn't see it, he could still hear it.
Fortunately, he was not impulsive just now, otherwise he would have been seen by a system!
Youyou poked the phone, and suddenly found a white app in it, the name is...
no451.
He stared at the white icon without blinking for a long time, frowning tightly, and then gently poked it away.
The app starts slowly, and a dialog box pops up.
Youyou typed with excitement:
[451, is that you? ?How did you become like this? ! 】
Soon, the dialog box answered.
[qaqqqq! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
Youyou shrank her head into the bed, da da da continued typing:
[It really is you! ! !God 451 you are miserable! !How did you become so ugly! ! ! 】
And comes with a laughing expression package that comes with the input method.
[Woooooo? ? ?What are you laughing at? 】
[I...] Youyou covered her mouth, held back the trembling of her shoulders, relied on text communication only, and replied solemnly, 【I think of happy things. 】
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